Donald Trump Wants To Grope You? So What?




I have been hearing a lot buzz about how women are upset and aghast over Donald Trump commenting that he can ‘grope women because he is a star’. Well, it’s fucking true!

Look at how many women have come forward stating that Bill Cosby not only groped them but raped them. Now, would these women have even been in intimate contact with Bill Cosby if he hadn’t been a star and therefore, rich into the bargain? And decades down the road, these ‘women’ have come forward with accusation after accusation about how horrible Bill Cosby was to them. Now, I am all for rapists getting what’s coming to them, but to be fair, many women who fool around with that Hollywood shit, and I am including in that, people like Donald Trump, put themselves in a position for what is alleged to have happened to them. And for some strange reason, it is okay for decades and then all of a sudden, it’s not. Who determines when it is time to expose these men for their alleged misconduct?

If you put yourself in a position to get taken advantage of, you will. If you don’t want to get burned, then don’t play with fire. Don’t go out with a man just because of how fat his wallet is and because he is a celebrity and then come crying about how he took advantage of you when the only reason you was in his face in the first place is because of the size of his bank account. You don’t look twice at the guy that’s driving a moped to get to work and why is that? It’s because he’s not deemed, a good catch. He doesn’t have what you are after. Women who throw themselves at men based solely on their net worth are dusty bitches who when the shit turns sour, are the biggest crybabies wanting someone to pay attention when they knew what they were setting themselves up for.

By now, you know what men are. You know they don’t run on emotions and you know that you are just a piece of ass to them and for the most part, that’s all you are and yet, you pretend as though you are any better when you are after what they can buy you and that is why I have more respect for an honest whore than I do for you pretentious whores who couldn’t get raped if you tried because you throw yourselves at men for the express purpose of getting out of them what you can and then when they act like the randy bastards they are, you pretend that you had no idea they were capable of such reprehensible behavior. You’re not shocked when you find yourself coming up out of a drugged up and foggy haze from having sipped a ‘date rape’ drug and lying somewhere with your slutty ass stripped naked and ‘raped’. Act like a slut and you’ll be treated like one.

And these days, I don’t know how many women can consider themselves to be aghast and shocked over what men say they want to do when we are inundated with that Hollywood slutty shit strutting around with nothing on, trying to outdo each other in outrageousness and what do we do? Why, we just eat that shit up and run with it. Women show men every single day that they are indeed, just a piece of ass to be groped.

So, you are going to get upset with a man, who by the way, has been in charge of beauty pageants for decades and beauty pageants are all about the business of degrading women and treating women as nothing more than sex objects that are paraded around for the benefit of who? Men, that’s who. What the fuck did you think he would say? “What innocent, chaste and virginal women, you are?” Get real! You have no problem with ‘beauty pageants’ and the skimpy ass swimsuits those sluts strut around in and so why should you be shocked and outraged over a comment made by a man who has spent his life helping women in their pursuit to degrade themselves to no end? Women are even setting their daughters up for degradation by allowing them to enter ‘Miss Teen USA beauty pageants’. Are you fucking serious? And I guess you’ve all forgotten about what happened to JonBenét Patricia Ramsey .

Do you see any pageants featuring men strutting around with swim trunks on and being judged for the size of their bulge? You participate in this sexist shit and you fucking have no problem with your children participating in it and you know what goes on behind the scenes of these pageants. So, sit your hypocritical ass down and shut the fuck up! Ain’t a goddamn thing shocking to you sluts. Ain’t a goddamn thing chaste about you fucking sluts. You dutifully sign up to participate in beauty pageants and you throw yourselves at men with money and then scream “Rape!” when they don’t continue to play your game. Your children are raped and killed and still you continue to sign them up for more of the like and then sit around and shed crocodile tears when it does happen. Many of you women are even more sick and twisted then the men you so love to call out for their bad behavior and I don’t have a problem  calling you out on YOUR shit!

You had a goddamn problem when Vladimir Putin wanted that ‘Pussy Riot’ bullshit shut down. So, you don’t have a problem with a girl group that calls itself, “Pussy Riot,” but when a man says he wants to “grope pussy,” you got a problem. Show selective outrage much? Your pussy should riot and throw itself from between your hypocritical legs because its fed the fuck up with your selective outrage and hypocrisy and from your chasing down men simply because they got bank. Ain’t nobody ever beat my pussy up, but then, I’m a fucking lady that’s never chased a dick simply because it was rich and famous!

Grope ’em Donald! Every last fucking slut that’s parading around for your pleasure and throwing themselves at your fucking feet, grope ’em! And then tell ’em to get the fuck outta your face with that hypocritical bullshit! You’re only a man, after all and so what the hell did they expect?!!


Just Like A Robot!


Programmed, just like a robot,
to respond to stimuli,
via mainstream media
and a politician’s every lie.

Four years ago,
there you stood
in the same line.
 Did it do you any good?

Now, here you are
at it again,
expecting what?
 Your candidate to win?

You don’t have a candidate
and you didn’t know this?
Oh, the gullible and the foolish
will forever heed the serpent’s hiss.

You, who speak of your ‘Garden of Eden’
as though you ever learned the lesson.
When it only takes a whisper in your ear
and you will gladly vote for your oppression.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

On November 8th, go forth robots and vote, vote for ‘your’ candidate and then wait for whatever it is he/she has promised you. Let me know when you’ve received it. Because unless you are a member of the Fortune 500 Club and on ‘Billionaire’s Row’, your ass will be in a worse predicament than it is now. But hey! At least you can say that you ‘voted’ FOR the pile of shit ‘your’ candidate heaped on your plate. “Bon appétit!”

Hillary Clinton, A ‘Nasty Woman’!



I did not watch this debate just as I did not watch any of the previous debates between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, but I just read that Janet Jackson’s “Nasty” has become wildly popular on Spotify since Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton a, “nasty woman,” while Hillary Clinton was speaking on what she intends to do FOR Social Security. And AmeriKKKans have the goddamn nerve to wonder why they are choosing between Twiddle Dee Foolish and Twiddle Dee Liar? Seriously? No one has of yet said anything about Hillary Clinton’s words pertaining to Social Security. So, I shall recap them here.

“I am on record as saying that we need to put more money in the social security trust fund. “That’s part of my commitment to raise taxes on the wealthy. My social security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald’s – assuming he can’t figure out how to get out of it.” – Hillary Clinton. And because Donald Trump interrupted her and said, “She’s a nasty woman,” let’s forget about the important stuff and concentrate on some name calling? We already know that this farce is as fake as a four dollar bill, so let’s continue to sweat the stupid stuff while ignoring what these yahoos say? Really? We shall surely get exactly what we deserve, either way!

If there is anyone out there that has more than two brain cells operating, think about what Hillary Clinton said. “I am on record as saying that we need to put more money in the social security trust fund. That’s part of my commitment to raise taxes on the wealthy.”

Her dear philandering husband, Bill Clinton BALANCED THE BUDGET BY RAIDING THE SOCIAL SECURITY TRUST FUND BEFORE HE LEFT OFFICE. Bill Clinton did not magically leave office with a surplus that was just lying around. Social Security would be entirely solvent today if the Social Security Trust Fund had been left the hell alone and now, we are to believe that Hillary Clinton, unlike her philandering husband, would actually ADD to the coffers of the Social Security Trust Fund? She fucking can’t take from it because it’s practically busted! Damn near every single past presidential Administration has raided the trust fund and now Hillary Clinton is going to come along and save the day for us all. Yeah! Right! And how many times have taxes been raised on the rich? Crickets are fucking chirping! The rich own this shithole and they are not going to allow taxes to be raised on their ill-gotten gains that are sitting in off-shore tax havens. What is there to tax when the money is not even sitting here in AmeriKKKa? But let us not concentrate on these so obvious lies that Hillary Clinton is spouting, let us concentrate on Trump calling Hillary, a ‘nasty woman’ and let’s go find a song with NASTY in it and make it go viral! I fucking swear, AmeriKKKans continue to outdo themselves in goddamn stupidity, cluelessness and moronic behavior. You useless bunch of yokels are indeed, going to get everything that’s coming to you! And about time, I might add! For the love of!! AGAIN, I just cannot make this shit up!

Bill Clinton’s lock-box plan is nothing more than a scheme to use more than $3 trillion in Social Security surpluses to buy down federal debt. In exchange, the Social Security trust fund gets another $3 trillion worth of IOUs. To be sure, most Americans would rather pay down the debt than use Social Security’s surpluses to fund pork barrel projects. But make no mistake, once that money is spent – to buy down debt or fund new programs – it will not be there to cover Social Security’s long-term liabilities.

And those liabilities are enormous. As most Americans are becoming aware, in 2014 Social Security will begin spending more on benefits than it collects in payroll taxes. Ten years later, its annual deficits will reach $370 billion, and by 2034, when today’s 33-year olds begin to retire, the program will be mired in $800 billion deficits. Over the next 75 years, those deficits total $122 trillion, or $19 trillion after adjusting for inflation.

Social Security is filled with nothing but worthless IOUs that I can’t even wipe my ass with and we are now to believe that Social Security is going to bounce back from almost complete insolvency by Hillary “I am going to raise taxes on the rich {to make Social Security solvent again}” Clinton? Right! And the Klan is going to disband!

Let us all concentrate on this. It should get us through the next 4-8 years!




Across the street from the closed-down and shuttered shops, is the face of gentrification. Close the shops that catered to Black people so that those 'whites' who take up residence in these 'upscale apartments' don't have to see what they don't want to see. Fuck this shit!

Across the street from the closed-down and shuttered shops, is the face of gentrification. Close the shops that catered to Black people so that those ‘whites’ who take up residence in these ‘upscale apartments’ don’t have to see what they don’t want to see.
Fuck this shit!


Once teeming with life,
now emptied and shuttered,
waiting on the new tenants
upscale, not down on their luck
from those luxury condos, across the street.
Vacant, I sit with gates closed,
closed to those who were not afraid
to walk through my doors before
the drums of gentrification beat
down on my steel bars
as they sigh and give way
to the pressure of urban renewal.
Where are the people,
the real people?
They have all been moved
across the bridge; out of sight,
those considered, an urban blight!
“Don’t come this way again!”
The new urban dwellers
have no need for discounts
or rotgut liquor and cheap wine.
For them, it is cloth-covered tables
and the choicest meats on which to dine.
They didn’t put this city on the map,
nor will they love her the way my people did.
She is just a trend for them,
these new urbanites;
rich, spoiled whites.
They soil this city
with their bulldozers;
gutting her like she’s a fish.
Assaulting her with their
trendy, upscale shops
and parks for their dogs to play in.
No room for my people
and they want it that way;
these rich, spoiled whites
who were yesterday’s suburbanites.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

As I stroll around Baltimore, I take note of a city under siege. She is under siege thanks to gentrification. This city, like Washington, D.C. had a majority Black population. Washington, D.C. is no longer called, “Chocolate City” because of gentrification and these white shits here are planning the same for Baltimore.

When I left Baltimore years ago, Lexington Street and surrounding streets were teeming with shops; shops that catered to Black people. Fast forward a few years and those stores were made to close down because whites decided that Baltimore was the place to live and to do so, Black people had to go. There could be no ‘co-existing’. HealthCare For The Homeless was moved from the area as well as other agencies that catered to those who were ‘down-on-their-luck’. Black people made Baltimore and now ‘whites’ are trying to run Black people out of Baltimore. Well, I am making it known, here and now, that I am going to do whatever it takes to make sure that Baltimore does not go the route of Washington, D.C. and ‘white’ motherfuckers, you are going to find  out that the Black people in Baltimore are not going to give up so easily. I am on the streets, daily and just so you know, it is on, motherfuckers! I don’t know what the fuck was wrong with those Black people over in Washington, D.C., but you are going to find out that here in Baltimore, we ain’t some weak punk ass bitches. If you don’t know, now you know! Fuck you motherfuckers! Because I am ‘Blackifiying’ YOUR neighborhoods! Yeah! Me and my homeys are in your neighborhoods! All up in your fucking grill! That’s right! We are walking through your ‘gentrified’ shit every single day! So fucking get used to it! Now, where the fuck you gone move???!! Head the fuck on over to D.C., you see-through skinned rejects from hell!

The Day Before My Birthday!


The day before my birthday
is a melancholy one.
I sit here contemplating
what I should do for fun.

Would a trip to New York
be just the thing for me?
 Or should I relax in the tub
and go on a shopping spree?

As I reflect on my life,
I wonder what would I miss
if I never saw another day?
 Would I still live like this?

Did I ever touch one single heart
or let someone know I cared?
Was I always just too shallow
since love, I never shared?

What a loveless life I’ve lived.
With no thought for those I hurt.
I just pack and move elsewhere
like some twenty year old flirt.

It’s always been about me.
I’ve never lived for another.
This aimless life, I choose
when faced with love, I burn rubber.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

I don’t know where this came from, I really don’t except for the fact that I always get a little maudlin around my birthday because of the fact that I’m on the ‘wrong’ side of 25 and each year causes me to reflect a little bit deeper and this year, I’ve gone even deeper.

I remember when I was a child, I could not wait for my birthday because we were treated like a princess for the day; a big birthday party with so many friends over and lots and lots of gifts and all my favorite foods including my favorite cake. And now, it’s like, WOAH! What the hell??!! It’s like before I can blink twice, it’s my birthday again and all the gifts and hoopla still don’t make up for the fact that I’m getting older and older and feeling it. Oh well. I’ll get over it. I just wondered if anyone else over 25 experiences anything similar or do you just take it all in stride. I hope not too many are like me who cannot dwell in the present, but must forever look back on the past and compare it to today, most unfavorably.

Man Is The Worst Landlord!


No more thoughts run through my head
of killing fields and of the dead.
I have become immune to the suffering
of all the addicts who aren’t recovering.
I immerse myself in fun and games
as I ignore the world as it goes up in flames.
For why should I put forth an effort
when I’d rather traverse a hot and arid desert
than think of man as he withers and dies
from all his atrocities, wars and lies?
No plague could be too severe;
no earthquake would I fear.
For man is the worst landlord.
And upon his death, this world could be restored.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

We all know that ‘man’ is the worst landlord for this planet. For what has man done but his damn best to destroy it?Would that man could destroy himself without destroying what was once a paradise that could have sustained us all. Now, we have greed, hatred, intolerance, endless, senseless wars and fake ass assertions that we are ‘good’ and seek only peace and prosperity for all when nothing could be further from the truth. We shoot each other every single day and if we are not shooting and killing each other in our own neighborhoods, we are suiting up to shoot and kill people in their neighborhoods across the sea and absconding with everything that’s not nailed down. We can’t even contain our arrogance and thirst for blood on a local level; we must spread our evil, far and wide.

I just read that there is an earthquake advisory for Southern California and that the East Coast is under a massive storm watch thanks to Hurricane Matthew and as far as I am concerned, the two should just meet up and put paid to this shithole; once and for all. Wiping AmeriKKKa off the map would go a long way towards restoring this planet to some semblance of what it was before ‘mankind’ decided that bombs and missiles and drones and bullets and wars led to peace, prosperity and freedom. And don’t even bother throwing a fit about all the people that would die if such a calamity struck this shithole because since when have we gave a damn about all the havoc that we have wreaked not only here in AmeriKKKa, but worldwide? Fuck this shithole!

Black Lives Chatter!


Black lives chatter!
What’s the matter?
No one is even listening.
Not even the Mad Hatter!

Black lives chatter!
What’s on your platter?
Another protest march
as more feet go pitter patter?

Black lives chatter!
Your message is even flatter
than Taylor Swift’s ass
pumped with yeast-filled batter.

Black lives chatter!
Your pockets are fatter,
but what have you accomplished
with your Black Lives Chatter?

I’ll tell you! Not a goddamn thing!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

What the fuck has BlackLivesChatter accomplished? If someone can point out to me, just what the fuck BlackLivesChatter has accomplished, then by all means, please post it here! Because from where I sit, they got nothing!

AGAIN, for the Black folks who are either slow or otherwise dumb as all hell, the whites don’t give a shit about your life. You are unable to understand this? Why would George Soros give a shit about you? He is behind the explosion of that stupid shit, “BlackLivesChatter!” Who do you want to realize that Black lives matter? The ‘whites’? Get the fuck outta here with that stupid bullshit! They show you every single day that they don’t give a shit about you and yet you continuously shout to them that your life matters when it NEVER will matter to them! When you finally recognize that your life should matter to you and that other Black lives should matter to you, then and only then will you figure out just what the fuck you need to do to get your act together but until then, just continue acting out and hope that today’s whitey white ass that’s the progeny of what dragged your ancestors over here, will finally get an epiphany and lay off shooting you, enslaving you in the new prison slave pens and will stop gentrifying your neighborhoods. Yeah! And then, piss in the wind because like all the other shit that’s going down, it’s gonna blow back in your face anyway. Now open wide! In coming!