Only dumb ass whites are going to spend the day on a live volcano that’s already hissing and sending plumes of smoke into the air and not expect ANY bad things to happen.
Six deaths were confirmed after Monday’s eruption of the White Island volcano. Five people died at the time of the blast or soon after, while a sixth person died Tuesday night at an Auckland hospital.
Another eight people are believed to have died, with their bodies remaining on the ash-covered island for now.
Yeah, for now because no one in their right mind is heading back to that island to retrieve dead charred bodies of dumb shits who should have known better but since we have a ‘selfie explosion’, ‘selfie explosion’ meet ‘volcanic explosion’ and see which one you prefer.
The tragedy will have an ongoing effect on the town of Whakatane, which road signs tout as the gateway to White Island.
What tragedy? The tragedy is that whites are so damn dumb that they will risk life and limb to get a photo of themselves on a live volcano that had already been deemed, dangerous due to high levels of seismic activity and this was ignored. I don’t have any sympathy for dumbasses.
Whether the island will ever host tourists again remains uncertain after the horrific tragedy that unfolded when the volcano exploded a little after 2 p.m. Monday.
Oh pish, tosh! Of course “the island will host tourists again,” especially since stupidity never goes out of style and ‘selfies’ must be taken at all cost. Don’t forget that when the volcano, Kilauea, was erupting in Hawaii, dumb as all hell whites were in a boat sightseeing that shit and trying to take close-up shots of the lava flow while the lava was spewing down a slope and into the ocean and a lava bomb crashed through the roof of the tourist boat, injuring 23 dumbasses. So is anyone surprised by this? I’m not.
Geoff Hopkins was in a boat offshore after visiting the island with his daughter, the tour a 50th birthday present for him. He told the New Zealand Herald the eruption at first looked beautiful but quickly turned menacing.
As injured people were transported onto their boat screaming in pain, Hopkins and his daughter Lillani poured fresh water onto them, cut them out of their clothes and tried to keep them calm.
He told the Herald they were “horrifically” burned on their exposed skin and faces, even under their clothes.
Oh so now the screaming begins. What’s a little ‘burn’ pain when that ‘selfie’ was so damn important that it was worth getting third degree burns for? Get your third degree burns attended to and then hop right on back in a boat and go find your ‘selfie’ stick. It’s probably unharmed.
Seriously, whites are dumber than a pile of steaming shit and no, I have no words of sympathy to express to those dumb, stupid assholes who’ve no business in New Zealand in the first place. Not one ‘victim’, if you can call them that, was a Maori, Indigenous to that region because they know better. It is always white, arrogant assholes who think that they are never going to suffer the consequences of their actions in ignoring ‘live’ volcanoes and some more shit. Well, they’re somewhere heavily sedated and looking like someone roasted them on a spit and are probably blacker than I am. I don’t want the ‘other white meat’, not even extremely well done to the point of crispness. No thank you!
So any of you whites up for another sightseeing excursion to a live volcano over in New Zealand?? The White Island Volcano is a wonderful spot to go and take a ‘selfie’. It has all the “ooohs” and “ahhhhs” factors and you can take beautiful ‘selfies’ while standing in front of steam rising up from the volcano’s crater. And if by chance, “dar she blows,” why you get to make headline news all across the world for the dumbasses you are to stand at ground zero on a live, off the charts, seismically active volcano. It doesn’t get more adventurous than that, does it? Ask those who were burned to a crisp and are still waiting on transport from the island. Ask those who are in various hospital burn units and who will not be wanting any ‘selfies’ taken of them, EVER! They’d be ghastly! Most definitely NOT ‘selfie’ worthy.
And so a word to the unwise, don’t attempt this, Mother Nature is going to win, every time!