I’m a two-faced devil with lots of charm.
Syrian people, I mean you no harm.
I just want to drop a few bombs on you.
With my help, you’ll be good as new.
We’ll only be there for a couple of days.
You’ll not have time to get used to our ways.
We said the same thing when we were in Iraq.
Was that the first time, or the time we went back?
Ask the Afghans what they think of me.
They’ll sing my praises since I set them free.
The Pakistanis can’t thank me enough.
They like drone strikes; they like it rough.
Yemen got struck the other day.
It was no big deal, they’re all okay.
Osama is dead; he’s my claim to fame.
You know, he’s the one we had to frame.
The American people really have no clue.
They voted for me, but got Bush number two.
They thought he liked wars, but what do they know?
I’m Jekyll and Hyde, but with a big ego.
I’m a blood thirsty bastard when I’m on the hunt.
I’ve got nothing to lose so I can be quite blunt.
Dr. King would be proud, I just know he would.
That speech I gave, it was so damn good.
Today, I stand; fulfilling his dream.
Tomorrow, I’ll make those Syrians scream.
Shelby I. Courtland
© 2013 Shelby I. Courtland
I know that I did not vote for Bush, so why is he still president?????