If your man don’t make you holler,
there is something seriously wrong.
When you’re feeling hot and bothered,
strut before him in a thong.
Believe me, he will look.
And don’t think you’ll get away.
Before you can blink twice,
there goes your lingerie.
When he’s satisfied and resting,
don’t expect no pillow talk.
If the sex was over in seconds,
your man’s a red-tailed hawk.
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland
“Copulation between Red-tailed Hawks lasts 5 to 10 seconds.”
…and fellas! LOL! Surely, you can do better than the red-tailed hawk. Surely! LMAO!! Or then again, maybe not!
Ladies! Is YOUR man a red-tailed hawk? Let us know and we’ll offer some suggestions! We won’t laugh! Promise!!!!