A handsome mug shot of a Northern California man arrested on felony weapons charges has gone viral on social media, attracting more than 33,000 “likes” and drawing comments praising his high cheek bones, chiseled face and striking blue eyes.
Jeremy Meeks, 30, a convicted felon, was arrested Wednesday on five weapons charges and one gang charge, according to Officer Joseph Silva, a spokesman for the Stockton Police Department.
“Let him go! He is just too handsome to jail! Look at those cheekbones! Look at that chiseled face! My! What striking blue eyes! I am going to ‘like’ all up on his felonious ass all over Facebook just as soon as I awaken from my deep and dreamy swoon! Can I re-like him, like a thousand times? Don’t arrest him! He is simply too handsome to be a criminal and there are so many of us who have just fallen in love with that handsome felon. Can’t you mean ole cops just tap him on the wrist, let him go and give him my address? I intend to have a candle light dinner, complete with champagne and roses leading straight from the dinner table to the Jacuzzi. He cannot languish in jail with all of the ugly felons. We must have standards, you know. Ugly felons, inside you go! Handsome, high cheek boned, chiseled faced, blue-eyed felons, step this way, right into my ‘love chamber’.
Whatever he has been accused of, he is innocent. Just look at that face! How could a man with a face like that commit a felony? Exactly! Release him into my custody. I shall take good care of this handsome hunk. Those other ugly ole guys, lock ’em up and throw away the key. This hunk is mine! His bail is set at $900,000? I got it! And I am joining the gang he’s in. We’ll make many little future handsome gang members together. We’ll be faithful to each other and oh gosh, like, I’m about to swoon again!”
I despair of us! I really do! Here is a man who has a record of felony convictions. He has been caught up in some shit by the gang task force and simply because he’s been found to be easy on the eye, dumb ass nitwits are liking his sleazy ass all over Facebook and going nuts over a common criminal. And then we have the nerve to wonder why America is going to hell in a hand basket. It’s because of stupid shit like this.
The world is in chaos, but here in America, we’re distracted by a handsome, chiseled faced, blue-eyed felon to the point where the shit goes viral! For the love of ……!!!!!!!!