“It’s Christmas In October!”

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“America dropped some weapons,
that landed in my hands.
What will they think of next,
a serenade with marching bands?”

“Hey brother, come and see!
We’ve hit pay dirt today!
It’s Christmas in October!
We must thank the USA!”

Of course there’ll be no damage control,
as Washington admits it did no wrong.
The target for those weapons,
was it ISIS all along?

“We’ve got planes, we’ve got Humvees!
Anyone up for a new grenade?
They’re dropping what we need.
Don’t they know they ain’t getting paid?”

“Oh this war is going well!
They’re arming every side.
This cannon’s pretty nice,
that the USA supplied.”

“To the stupid American people,
we appreciate your aid.
Your CIA trained us.
Don’t you know you’re being played?”

“Did we chop off heads or not?
Your media says we did.
You will never know the truth,
because from you, the truth is hid.”

“P.S. Thank you!
and fuck you!”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

ISIS Video: America’s Air Dropped Weapons Now in Our Hands

In a new video, ISIS shows American-made weapons it says were intended for the Kurds but actually were air dropped into territory they control.

At least one bundle of U.S. weapons airdropped in Syria appears to have fallen into the hands of ISIS, a dangerous misfire in the American mission to speed aid to Kurdish forces making their stand in Kobani.

ISIS had broadly advertised its acquisition of a broad range of U.S.-made weapons during its rampage across Iraq. ISIS videos have showed its fighters driving U.S. tanks, MRAPs, Humvees. There are unconfirmed reports ISIS has stolen three fighter planes from Iraqi bases it conquered.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/21/isis-video-america-s-air-dropped-weapons-now-in-our-hands.html

Seriously??!!!! We are so fucking stupid and clueless! Who the fuck is drawing up the blueprint for handling the situation in Iraq and Syria? Tweety Bird? How can the world take this shit in America seriously? I don’t fucking get it. Those stupid ass American fools are just dropping shitloads of weapons and they don’t even know who the fuck is scooping them up and ISIS aka ISIL aka Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves aka the Beheaders Anonymous Club aka IS just walked by and voila! Out of the clear blue sky, there lands a shitload of weapons? So, I guess the stupid shits in Washington have graciously appealed to ISIS, to please be so kind as to hand the weapons (that were intended for the Kurds to kill them with), to the Kurds with the blessings of the American taxpayers that paid for those weapons that are being dropped helter-skelter all over the goddamn place in the Middle East? For real?!! You just can’t make this shit up!! I would be so goddamn ashamed to even have the nerve to show my stupid face after that ridiculous fiasco! This shit is leading the world’s super power????!!! Are you fucking kidding me?? Wow! Just fucking wow!!! If we ain’t in so much goddamn trouble! GeeeeeeZus Christ!!!!! Game over! Game fucking over! And we are paying these shits to do this and we are paying FOR those weapons that were dropped in Syria and for the stolen planes taken by ISIS from Iraq!!! Time for me to go outside and SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

10 thoughts on ““It’s Christmas In October!”

    • Peter without a doubt you are right and that is why in my poem I state,

      “The target for those weapons,
      was it ISIS all along?”

      But this is serious business as the taxpayers are going to have to pay for this while needed services are being cut left and right. The safety net is being gutted so that we can ‘arm’ everybody walking upright in the Middle East? We don’t even care for the veterans that make it back. There are waiting lists miles long for them to see a doctor. The list to process disability applications is several years long and here we are just indiscriminately dropping weapons without a care in the world as to who gets a hold of ’em. I fucking despair of us because we raise no hue and cry over this and just continue to accept it as the status quo and meanwhile shuffle ourselves on down to the nearest food shelf and continue to beg a box and locate a bridge. Wow! I guess I should just say, “Stick a goddamn fork in me, I am so fucking done!”

      Peter, thank you for your comment. Much appreciated, it is!

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  1. This is pretty incredible although not the least bit surprising. I heard some talking head on one of the news shows last week admit when asked that yes, there was the possibility that American weapons intended for the the “moderate” opposition could fall into the hands of ISIS, but he didn’t seem all that concerned. Only a fool would think that when you blindly air drop weapons that some of them wouldn’t wind up in the hands of the enemy, especially when the enemy isn’t parading around in military uniforms. This really continues to show that we have no idea what we are doing (or do we) and that we have no plan for the success of this operation (whatever that might be). I’m afraid that this, like many other operations, is doomed to be a failure and another slap in the face to the American people. I don;t have any other answer than to say that we shouldn’t be involved in this in the first place. Great poem and commentary Shelby.

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    • Dom, this was done deliberately, would be my guess because the nasty ass warmongers have made war THE only priority and they know that nary a whisper will be heard from the American people. We have been thoroughly subdued, crushed and fucked up to the point where we’re in survival mode and we don’t even have the energy to even whisper a protest over this.

      It is quite clear that we are going to fund the war machine forever and at the expense of all else and if people drop like flies because they are homeless, hungry, sick and otherwise fucked up, well, that’s just life. I give! I fucking throw my hands up in abject defeat!

      Thank you so much for your comment and for the compliment on this poem. I gotta tellya, I just don’t know anymore. I really don’t!

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    • You are so right Skulz and I do believe that the world is more than likely looking at America in what should now be a case of ‘ho-hum shocked disbelief’ as this is business as usual. I’m not so much concerned that the U.S. is the laughing stock of the world(that ship has sailed). I am concerned about the fact that we’ve got THE most clueless and inept asses having the ability to continuously sink us deeper and deeper into an abyss from which there is no escape. And millions of Americans are paying the price for the shenanigans of these hoodlums and thugs that don’t have the sense God gave a goat.

      The Obama Administration will soon announce how unfortunate it is that ‘boots will have to be put on the ground’ in Iraq and Syria due to the mistakes of where the shitloads of weapons have been dropped and that the only sure way to get the weapons to their destination is by once again, ‘boots on the ground’.

      “My fellow Americans, let me be clear! Now let’s all do our patriotic duty to protect American interests and get with the program that some sacrifice is needed. However, Americans, the sacrifice will not be paid by me, shitfuck that I am, but will be paid by you. So, cannon fodder! Line up to get shipped the fuck out and don’t bother coming back because the VA is over capacity and cannot help you. Now fucking hop to it! Your Commander-In-Chief Barack Insane Obomber over and out!”

      Thanks for your comment Skulz but you was one step ahead of me on this, this entire time! Way ta go man!

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    • HLJ, the shit just keeps on coming, I mean the shit that makes you go, HUH!! FOR REAL! GITOUTTAHERE!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! SERIOUSLY??!!!

      All of the above and so much more because the nonsense just continues to pile up and we are to swallow it and fucking act like we like it ’cause everything the shitfucks in Washington do is for our own motherfucking good, we just don’t fucking appreciate all the sacrifices that WE are making on behalf of the rich, entitled criminals that are steering this sinking, stinking shithole barge into melting iceberg after melting iceberg. But one day, one of those icebergs ain’t gonna be melted enough and woe is gonna be U.S.! Average, everyday Americans are fucking done for because ain’t a goddamn shitfuck in Washington thinking about the plight of the fucked up.

      “Peace, make way for war,
      forever and for always.
      And never think it’s over,
      because it will never be!”

      The door to peace is closed,
      and sealed as tight as a drum.
      If we ever took peace for granted,
      we were fools and we still are!

      I thank you for your comment HLJ!!

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    • Dr. Bramhall, we’re ALL fucking doomed from one end of this planet to the other. We are done for because who the hell is making goddamn sense anymore from here to NZ to the U.K. to France to Germany to fucking everywhere? And with the upcoming elections here, I am sure that those who have TVs are getting bombarded with the same old attack ads and useless, rhetoric that plagues this time each election year. I am so glad that I don’t own a TV. And since I have no intention of ever voting again; every candidate running for election or re-election can just kiss my ass and then go straight to hell because ain’t a one of ’em going to do a goddamn thing to improve the plight of the fucked up or make any attempt at a concerted effort to cease and desist with this worldwide shit stirring. It ain’t gonna fucking happen.

      You don’t even have to watch your prime minister’s forehead furrow or see his eyebrows go up. In fact, you don’t have to watch him speak at all. The only thing you need do to know that he is lying is listen to him talk because when his mouth is moving, he’s fucking lying. That is why I am so glad that I cannot listen to that stupid shit that they spew out of their lying ass, hypocritical pie holes!

      …and as always Dr. Bramhall, I thank you for your comment!

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