This is so damn funny, I had to reblog it. I am still laughing.
A lady in Massachusetts was arrested because she walked into a police station carrying a Dunkin’ Donuts box filled with raw bacon and sausage and then proceeded to smear the meat on the police station’s window. When asked why she did it, Ms. McNamara replied, “GOD TOLD ME TO FEED THE PIGS!”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am literally rolling on the damn floor, red in the face with tears streaming. It is my opinion that she was arrested on the basis that the police were thinking, “Thar’s donuts in that dar box!” Nothing doing! ROTFLMAO!!!!
I swear! Because of this, I now believe in GOD!!!!
Happy New Year!
Now, y’all feed the ‘pigs’ ya hear!!! LMAO!!!!!
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. – Police in Massachusetts have arrested a woman who they say smeared uncooked bacon and sausage all over a police station dispatch window offering to “feed the pigs.”
Framingham Police Lieutenant Harry Wareham tells Boston.com that Lindsey McNamara entered the station Friday morning with a Dunkin’ Donuts box full of raw bacon and sausage. He says she approached an officer with a “great smile on her face.”
The 24-year-old then took the meat from the box and smeared it on the window.
Asked by the officer why she did it, McNamara said: “God told me to go feed the pigs,” the Boston Herald reports.