Shelby Courtland’s search engine terms for April 3rd, 2015 are as follows:
where can I find a Big Black monster dick
now that I’ve eaten, where can I find fresh out-of-season strawberries
where can I find edible underwear
my vibrator broke, where is the nearest repair shop
I’m out of whipped cream, where is the nearest farm
how to join the CIA/ISIS
how to make a bomb in 3 easy steps
how tall is the fence at the White House
where does Dick, The Torturer live
how can I get past airport security with a Glock
where on my body would they not check for Cuban cigars
I may be on a terror watch list, how do I find out for sure
how to make counterfeit money in two easy steps like the Feds
what is the balance in my offshore account
who do I have to blow to stop an IRS audit
how do I start my own pyramid scheme and not get caught
how to launder money like the big banks and get away with it like the big banks
how to start a for profit prison
how to start a tax exempt bullshit religious cult
So, NSA! CIA! FBI! Did ya miss anything? Now, come and pick my ass up! I fucking dare you!
You webel you. Poking the idiot bear. I like it.
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Thanks Tales! If I don’t post for awhile, you’ll know why!
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Brilliant post, I love it, well done ShelbyCourtland… Namasté
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Thank you for that most enthusiastic comment! If they liked those, they’ll just love the ones from today! LOL!
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I love it! If they come for you, email me, and I’ll send ’em my info also, and then we can be executed together, my friend!
They know where I am, I know. They’re just afraid of old, fat white men with flatulence!;-)
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Right! I think they’re bringing back the firing squad. We’ll hold hands when the bullets start whizzing at US. I fucking hope they know that I don’t take their bullshit seriously and I’ll give ’em hell if they do come a’knocking!
Thanks Sojourner! I got ‘cho back!
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I got yours, too, my friend!
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LMFAO!! You know what, if they know that you know that they know, then the vultures leave you alone. gov’ts hate martyrs.
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Well, I’m going to continue to rock the boat. They ain’t gotta like it, but as long as I can do it, boat rocking will continue!
Thanks 1EarthUnited!
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yes! keep giving them hell, we’re behind you 100%
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