Wal-Mart’s Shit Is Backed UP!

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Wal-Mart has flung so much shit at customers and employees that when both threw the shit back at Wal-Mart, the piles of shit and bullshit caused massive plumbing problems that were felt in Wal-Mart stores from California, Texas, Oklahoma and as far away as Florida and the shit abruptly closed five Wal-Mart stores.

Employees were notified via a shitty letter from Wal-Mart’s corporate office that the stores were too knee-deep in bullshit and shit to remain open. Employees are aghast, not only over the stench but over the fact that Wal-Mart may in fact be lying as to why the shit hit the fan resulting in closed stores. Employees should know that ‘corporations NEVER lie! They just ‘shy’ away from the truth. It is not the same thing. *wink* *wink*

 

Word on the street is that Wal-Mart employees have been staging sit-ins for a living wage and that Wal-Mart’s official word is, “To hell with THAT shit!” “Close the goddamn stores and hang a ‘toilet is out-of-order sign on the goddamn door, NOW!” Something stinky this way comes. I suspect foul play because when the shit hits the fan, everybody should know to duck!

 

Employees of Wal-Mart lined up at Motel 12 to await further instructions from Wal-Mart management on the plight of the plumbing unknown bottom line corporate profits problems. Wal-Mart has assured all 4 full-time employees that they will be transferred to other Wal-Mart stores in Bangladesh and Madagascar. They must, however, pay their own travel costs and other expenses related to relocation. Thousands of part-time employees are on their own. Never has this much shit been known to close 5 stores in 4 states. Simultaneous massive plumbing problems of this magnitude are off the Richter scale! Even California is shocked and they are used to shitshock waves!

 

Seriously? How in the hell does Wal-Mart get away with closing 5 stores, simultaneously in 4 states and state that it is due to plumbing problems? According to reports, there have been no requests for permits for plumbing issues at any of the 5 closed Wal-Mart stores. The stores will be closed for at least 6 months. Also, at least, 2,200 workers are affected by the closures and at the Pico Rivera, CA Wal-Mart; the employees had staged a Black Friday protest over wages. And let us not forget that this was not such a jolly season for retail stores and they have been reeling ever since despite the bull roaring on Wall Street as we all know that that is just a magic act of smoke and mirrors and no substance.

 

Was it only a couple of months ago that Radio Shack filed for bankruptcy and most of those stores will close? JC Penny is barely holding on as is Sears and Kmart. I cannot wait to see how the government is going to skew the employment figures in the coming months and how economists are going to downplay Wal-Mart’s bullshit plumbing problems. Plumbing problems, my ass and pun intended!

“In Midland, Texas, where another store was closed, a plumbing inspector was turned away when he visited the store and offered to help secure construction permits.”

Does that sound like Wal-Mart has a ‘plumbing’ problem?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13 thoughts on “Wal-Mart’s Shit Is Backed UP!

  1. Wal-Mart is one of the major American companies that is pushing hard for the Trans-Pacific Partnership to come to pass. The company has also actively opposed any attempts by workers to unionize. The multinational corporations that act like cartels should be treated as such and RICO statutes brought against them. I guess that’s just more American dreaming, though.

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    • Jeff, thank you for that spot on comment! I knew that Wal-Mart was full of shit! No wonder they’ve a plumbing problem. With that much shit emanating from the Wal-Mart corporation, no doubt, a plumbing problem would erupt and how! But for them to turn away the inspectors that are offering to rush through the necessary paperwork for rushed deep shit plumbing issues, is quite telling. It speaks and tells of a hidden agenda that you have just blown the lid off, pun AGAIN, intended. The TPP, it is that is behind this bullshit that is being flung far and wide between Wal-Mart stores throughout this shithole. Now, I can in all honesty, call this doomed, hellhole, exactly what it is, a massive shithole!

      Again, I thank you for your comment!

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  2. X Lax, perhaps?;-) Love the way you approached this shitty subject!’-)

    I read an article yesterday that suggests this is tied to what else is happening in this hell on earth, more commonly known as Merica! The writer firmly believes that something is up, that the government and upper echelon piglets are expecting some kind of major disaster that will disrupt the entire country: The Fed is moving its New York offices to Chicago, and NORAD is headed back into the mountain for the first time in decades, just to name two.

    Something’s brewin’ all right, and all of us, as per usual, going to be left out in the cold to fend for ourselves.

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    • We cannot buy the x Lax Sojourner because our friendly neighborhood deep discount leader Wal-Mart is closed due to deep shit problems that are plaguing and plugging up the plumbing systems of at least 5 Wal-Mart stores, simultaneously and not all in one state. Even I am aghast over it all! Jane and Joe Main Street are up shit creek without a roll of Charmin in sight. What’s to be done? With the shit hitting the fan left and right, no wonder the Feds are moving and NORAD knows that there are plenty of trees with leaves just made for ass wiping all up in the mountains. That’s the way to go and follow the trail of shit! Fuck Hansel and Gretel’s breadcrumbs.

      Yep, let’s hold on and see if we can ride out the storm. Who knows? It may be the storm of the century!

      Thank you for your comment Sojourner!

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      • Sojourner, Aunty Em can’t do a goddamn thing with all of this shit! But there appears to be a serious need for shit scoopers! Lawd’amercy! I bet plumbers everywhere just got ta drooling, only to discover that it was all a hoax. Though the shit is for real, it ain’t the kind of shit, a plumber can take care of! LOL!

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  3. I think it’s a good sign when sociopathic corporations like Montsanto and Walmart struggle to make profits. In my view, they both deserve the corporate death penalty – ie having their corporate charters revoked.

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    • I will keep the dream alive that Wal-Mart’s hey days are over! I do believe that what Wal-Mart has become has enabled Wal-Mart to dig its own grave. This would be a win-win for the mom and pop stores that were put out-of-business. Many grocery stores closed their doors when Wal-Mart opened and I hated to see them go because Wal-Mart ate up the competition and belched out cheap, plastic junk and poison food. I would love to see this dinosaur go the way of all other dinosaurs. The workers wouldn’t be missing much since they have to stage sit-ins for benefits and must throw employee food drives during the holidays to feed one another. Is this really what we have become reduced to? Uh…yes!

      Thank you for your comment Dr. Bramhall!

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