I Will Vote For Hillary Clinton!

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I will vote for Killary Killton if she gets the democratic presidential nomination because I want a lack of transparency in government to continue. I want to see war and more war. My vote for Killary Killton would mean that the drone program would get ramped up and that illegal detentions would continue. Secret torture chambers would continue to mete out punishment to innocent Brown bodies all across this planet.

 

I realize that I have gone over to the bright side because what could be more brighter than to see a big shiny red SUV parked in my garage beside the other three and I get to pick and choose which one I’ll drive next door to Starbucks; my most favorite, cheap and friendly neighborhood community center where me and my other posh friends get to sit back and ruminate on what a wonderful life we have while we mistreat the barista that’s earning minimum wage and sleeping behind the dumpster out back. What a life!

 

By my voting for Killary Killton, I am assuring myself and my cronies of a life of pure and unadulterated pleasure and thrills because that is what living is all about. Thankfully, I don’t have to break out in a sweat worrying over what those pesky Middle Eastern insurgents are up to because I know that our great guys and gals in the military are blowing them to bits and pissing all over them. There! That’ll teach ‘em not to mess with us.

 

Killary Killton will allow me to continue to live in ignorance of poverty, hunger, homelessness and mass incarceration and outright murder of those in society that shouldn’t be there in the first place. I get so sick and tired of attending Black Tie functions that require me to write a check to some charity that’s ostensibly set up to help some poor buggers who should know better than to lollygag by the wayside and who should just pull themselves up by their very own bootstraps, just like I did. Their daddy could have been just as well off as my daddy is and the bootstraps he gave to me, I have increased ten-fold and I did it all by my lonesome. If I can do it, everyone can. Since my daddy left me a string of pricey hotels and limousine services, I have been hard at work, spending money left and right while providing jobs for the lower order. They should be handing me awards, they should, but people these days are just so thankless. I have no understanding of why some people feel that the rich are parasites and pariahs when we are the very reason why the lower classes have jobs and Killary Killton understands this. A vote for Killary will allow me to continue living as I do because she is one of us, a female!

 

Vote for Killary Killton! She is the ‘female’ version of Dick Cheney, otherwise known as The Dick and he too, is of our circle since the heart that lies within his chest was donated to him by a female Gitmo detainee!

Ladies, we owe it to that pariah Hillary Clinton, our solidarity vote! If you receive over $50 million annually, thanks to a trust fund your daddy set up for you, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! If you have never had to sweep up my mess, ladies, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have never had to bend your back over fields of cotton, tobacco or vegies, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote. Ladies, if you have never had to worry about where your next meal is coming from, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have never had to work at all because your man is a Wall Street hustler, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have received your certificate that certifies that you are of the upper echelons of society, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! With our votes, ladies, Hillary Clinton is a shoe-in!

Hillary Clinton, the presidential choice of the ladies of the 1% for 2016!

 

18 thoughts on “I Will Vote For Hillary Clinton!

  1. Well, you’ve convinced me! Now all I have to do is time-travel back 2 or 3 generations so my ancestors weren’t … well, the salt of the earth let’s say. And so I too can have a more convenient conscience and philosophical world view. Great work — thanks Shelby! – Linda

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    • Linda, you are a credit to your ancestors, regardless of whether they believe it or not! And I just hope that Tubularsock can forgive me for throwing my lot in with THAT lot! He knows how fickle I can be. One minute I am throwing a party to introduce Vladimir Putin as the next candidate for U.S. presidency and the next, I am promising to vote for and encouraging all the ladies of the 1% league to do likewise. And on top of that, I have Super PACS that are dedicated to Tubularsock’s presidential campaign, 100%. How fickle can one person be? Obviously, quite! LOL!

      Thank you so much for your kind comment Linda! It is most appreciated!

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      • I wondered about your … political chameleon act! But it makes sense — you’re just doing the corporate thing, and hedging your bets. So no matter who wins, they will owe you. Smart, no matter how cynical it may look to us naïve peasants! (No offense.)

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  2. “Killary Killton will allow me to continue to live in ignorance of poverty, hunger, homelessness and mass incarceration and outright murder of those in society that shouldn’t be there in the first place. I get so sick and tired of attending Black Tie functions that require me to write a check to some charity that’s ostensibly set up to help some poor buggers who should know better than to lollygag by the wayside and who should just pull themselves up by their very own bootstraps, just like I did. Their daddy could have been just as well off as my daddy is and the bootstraps he gave to me, I have increased ten-fold and I did it all by my lonesome. If I can do it, everyone can. Since my daddy left me a string of pricey hotels and limousine services, I have been hard at work, spending money left and right while providing jobs for the lower order. They should be handing me awards, they should, but people these days are just so thankless. I have no understanding of why some people feel that the rich are parasites and pariahs when we are the very reason why the lower classes have jobs and Killary Killton understands this. A vote for Killary will allow me to continue living as I do because she is one of us, a female!”
    Beautiful Shelby! You nailed it!!

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  3. Great points, Shelby! I read an article the other day that states Chelsea is not Bill’s daughter. You mean there are two men who would sleep with that thing?

    Whoever the next stooge-asshole the swine have selected, IT, and I do mean IT, will be what you have described here! These scum are all the same!

    I just reblogged a post from News for the Revolution that makes the poorest Merican look like a millionaire. And I am not stretching the truth. And a large percentage of these people are in Africa, South America and other so-called ‘third world nations’. Most of these people are brown or black, they weren’t blessed to be fucking white and pig-like! White is the absence of color, and everything else that is good and decent. I say this, because the pigs that are raping these poor innocent people have the same skin tone as mine, and I hate it! I hate them!

    It isn’t just we Mericans (white Mericans in particular) who need to wake up to the truth, it is Asians, Russians and Europeans as well. We are all fat, lazy and cowardly. We are all sitting by as two-thirds of the world’s peoples die from starvation and disease, as well as other plagues brought on by the elite-swine. And these people have no power even to keep living, not alone fight against swine like Killary and her bosses. If we don’t do something, then they have no hope at all. And we have no hope as well!

    All of this shit needs to be stopped, and right now!

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    • “I just reblogged a post from News for the Revolution that makes the poorest Merican look like a millionaire. And I am not stretching the truth..”

      I just read it and posted below is my comment!

      The fault lies with ALL of us. We are all complicit in what these people are going through. We sit at our keyboards and we post the reports from those who are also complicit in this. We know that there are billions of people in the world who are living hand to mouth and we gather some data on it and we send it on down the line and the point is? To raise awareness? To open some fat purses? I really haven’t a clue because by shedding awareness on this travesty has not helped one single person that is living on less than $1.25 a day. For them, the beat goes on..until it no longer does.

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      • You are absolutely right!

        And I have no way to help beyond what I do here. And it makes me crazy. A few years back, I had enough money I could donate to different causes, but I’m lucky to have ten dollars left at the end of the month these days.

        And yet even this sounds like I’m just making excuses, and I am. It’s all fucked!

        If I had the kind of money these swine have, I would be using it to help these people. And I know you would, too!

        I thought after I finished my comment here, what the hell are you doing to help?

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  4. “Hillary Clinton, the presidential choice of the ladies of the 1% for 2016!”
    Ah yes, she truly is the perfect candidate for those exceptional, inbred ?ladies?!!!!! I can see Queen Anne dressaging her Rafalka all the way to the polls just to cast her vote for another inbred re[p]tard (b/c even though she’s running as a DINO we all know she’s a dyed-in-the-wool reptoxicon)! But I’m not bitter … 🙂

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    • Oh yes, Mitt Romney’s wife will be the first to head to the car elevator, ride it down and be chauffeured to the polls. Oh, what was I thinking?!! She’ll NOT stand in line with the ‘common’ folk, she’ll mail her ballot in, stamped with the Mormon seal of approval, no doubt.

      No, indeed, we are not bitter. We are battered. We are battered left and right by the left and right and we are fed up and sick to pieces of it all!

      I hear tell, that it’s SO bad, even the dead are warning us against voting for ole Hillary ‘battle axe’ Clinton!

      Man’s Obituary Asks Mourners Not to Vote for Hillary Clinton

      Mourners of Larry Upright, who died at 81 on April 13, were urged not to cast their ballot for a specific candidate in next year’s presidential election: “The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”

      Bless his heart! Hillary Clinton has made it so that even the dead cannot rest in peace without a final plea beseeching us to not to vote for that skank!

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  5. In the 12 years since I have left the US, a total disconnect has developed between the fairy tale reality Hollywood has scripted for Americans and real life. Hillary’s presidency, like the entire electoral system, is part and parcel of this fairy tale. From this vantage point, I am reassured by the growing number of Americans who stay home on election day and refuse to participate in this lunacy.

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    • And lunacy, it is Dr. Bramhall. I, myself, stayed away from the polls last year and I intend to continue along that vein. I refuse to participate in what is a blatant farce. I hear tell that Obama is throwing out that voting should be mandatory. He can just shove that up his ass. If that takes place then I will most definitely have to see the inside of a jail cell because I will NOT pay a fine and I will NOT vote. Vote for what? Shit that’s kicking my ass, from the left and the right? Oh hell no! The outrageousness just never stops. They continue to come up with ridiculous shit that we are to eat up and like and again I say to that, “Hell no!”

      I thank you so much for your comment Dr. Bramhall. Never, never, never, make this shithole, your home again! I beseech you!

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