I had to take a short break from Communing With Nature just to celebrate Veterans Day, MY way! And I am not going to be nice about it like Frankie! I am not going to croon to you some nice and cozy, feel good song. I intend to blast your ass and for those of you that have read anything that I’ve written about America’s military whores, then you know that I don’t hold back.
So, we are all set to celebrate Veterans Day, eh? We are going to thank all the veterans that have gone all around the world, fucking innocent people up. Yes indeed, let me thank you for making the warmongers laugh all the way to the goddamn bank. Let me thank you for making refugees out of innocent women and children. Let me thank you for killing innocent people in my name while I paid your goddamn bills with my tax dollars. Yeah, you goddamn sons-of-bitches, I want to thank you by kicking your worthless anus from here to Uranus. I would love to kick the goddamn shit out of each and every one of you, including the military whores that are still at it to this very day.
According to all weather reports, it is going to rain like hell here in the Midwest on Veterans Day, but since I want to show my gratitude and ‘love’ for the nasty ass fucking shits that strut their wide-open asshole all up and down a pothole filled street in this shithole called America, just a’grinning and a’smiling because they killed innocent people in foreign lands, I am going to cook out on the grill. For once, I am going to actually use ‘meat’ or whatever the hell is passing for ‘meat’ these days. I am going to put some goddamn hotdogs on the grill and light ’em up! I am going to burn those goddamn sons-of-bitches to a motherfucking crisp and then I am going to go into town and feed the hungry veterans because I know you’re out there! Obama couldn’t give a shit for you lousy assholes and you fucking know it, but you sign the fuck up anyway. That is why your ass is homeless, hungry and fucked up because after you’re done killing and your mind is now, a battleground, why you is goddamn useless. So, I’m going to do my ‘patriotic’ duty and feed you motherfuckers. See how kind and thoughtful and considerate I is. Now, don’t mind my language ’cause I’m from the south and we’ze unedumacated and all, doncha know. But nevertheless, I know how to burn a dog in celebration of Veterans Day!
Next, I am going to head to the nearest parade and wave my ISIS flag back and forth with gusto! I am going to hold my sign up that says, “The Veterans Administration Deserves An A+ rating!” Wanna know why I am going to give the Veterans Administration such a high rating? Because its doing such a fine job in taking care of you folks. Its doing a terrific job in making sure that you wait in long ass lines to receive care for your post traumatic stress disorder. Its making sure that you need to get on a commercial with cap in hand and beg me for some help because you are fucked up and it is all due to you signing the fuck up to fuck some innocent people up. Yep! Those folks at the Veterans Administration are doing a real good job and they deserve a ‘thank you’ from me! I appreciate ALL that they do in making sure that you worthless ass military whores stay fucked up! You deserve to be fucked up because nobody asked you to sign on the dotted line and protect me from a goddamn thing. If I need protecting, I’ll do it my goddamn self. The world needs protection from YOU filthy ass motherfuckers and now, you’re somewhere trying to look all pitiful and hopeless on commercials for Wounded Warriors and Disabled Vets. Your ass ain’t pitiful. You’re just stupid and I don’t feel sorry for stupid, nor do I help stupid. You stupid military whores would be on your own, if it was left up to me! I have already stated that I begrudge you motherfuckers, a slice of moldy bread and I still mean that! Don’t think I do? Stop by my house begging for some assistance and see just what the fuck you get for your efforts. Yeah! Come by MY way! I wish you whores would!
So, yes, this is indeed my glorious honoring of you evil, depraved, vile rejects from hell! Need some goddamn help? You sure as hell do! But at least for one day, I am going to feed you some burnt up hotdogs! So, BON APPÉTIT, you subhuman filthy ass shits! Oh, and Happy fucking Veterans Day! And now, I’m off to commune with nature, but I will make sure to stop long enough to burn you some goddamn hotdogs on Veterans Day! Let it never be said that I didn’t do my motherfucking ‘patriotic’ duty and feed our warrior heroes! Goddamn, I gagged on that big ass lie!