Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead at a resort in West Texas. The cause of death is still under investigation but is thought to be death by natural causes; otherwise known as rattlesnake bites. It is the case of ‘A Snake Bit A Snake’.
Rattlesnakes were sent as a gift to Scalia from George W. Bush from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The former president was not a guest at the resort at the time of Scalia’s death, but there was a note found on the nightstand beside the grotesque dead body of Antonin Scalia that read: “I know of your fondness for fresh rattlesnake meat and so please accept this gift with my compliments, bon appétit!” signed, your special friend, George W. Bush. It is unclear why Justice Scalia failed to alert the chef at the resort that he preferred his rattlesnake meat to have been cooked. As to how the rattlesnakes escaped from their cage, that is yet to be determined.
Justice Scalia, as we all know, was appointed to the Supreme Court by Ronald ‘forever may he rot in hell’ Reagan. Staunchly conservative, he was also extremely racist. Scalia’s comments regarding the ability or lack thereof of Blacks to achieve excellent grades in highly competitive colleges came under fire by civil rights activists and Black lawmakers.
“There are those who contend that it does not benefit African Americans to get them into the University of Texas where they do not do well, as opposed to having them go to a less-advanced school, a slower-track school where they do well,” Scalia said.
Scalia went on to say that African-Americans would surely excel at schools such as Carvard Cooking School, Brinceton School for Butler Education and Texas Maid Service University but as far as academic achievement in the math and sciences curriculum, well, fuggitaboutit!
And as for the death penalty, and we all know Texas just loves putting folks to death, Scalia had this to say,
“Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached.”
So as you can see, Antonin Scalia was all heart. Why let the mere fact of innocence get in the way with seeing that justice is served if ‘a death sentence has been properly reached’ especially when the defendant is Black even if the facts speak of innocence? “Kill the poor motherfucker anyway because ‘justice prevailed and a death sentence was properly reached’. “Well, ain’t that just some shit? To hell with innocence, it has no relevance in the halls of ‘justice’. Fry him! Poison him! Innocent though he be, kill him anyway because ‘a death sentence has been properly reached’.
And since this racist garbage was appointed by Reagan, anything that Reagan appointed was without a doubt, racist just as he was. Reagan was also a liar and a corrupt, evil, twisted bastard! And yet, conservatives laud him to this day as though even his shit didn’t stink.
But the sad fact is that whatever gets to appoint the next Supreme Court Justice will likely appoint some filth that is just as depraved and racist as ole Scaly was.
To say that I will not be mourning that gelatinous mountain of racist insensitive putrid mass would be the understatement of the year. Not only am I celebrating, but I have a special reserve bottle of champagne sitting in an ice bucket at this very moment. Let the celebrations begin! I propose a toast to the demise of this piece of garbage that had the nerve to die later rather than sooner. It is a shame that we had to be subjected to this racists vile and rancid comments for this long. My wish would have been that he croaked decades ago!
But for now, I celebrate! Justice Scaly, I hear ye be, maggot food! And to the maggots, bon appétit!