I just cannot make this shit up!
Rachel Dolezal, the former Washington state NAACP president thrust into the spotlight after media revealed she was a white woman posing as black, is facing welfare fraud charges.
Dolezal, who legally changed her name to Nkechi Diallo in 2016, could face up to 15 years in prison after authorities say she received thousands of dollars in public assistance. She’s accused of welfare fraud, perjury and false verification for public assistance.
Bank records indicated she had deposited about $83,924 into her bank account in several monthly installments between August 2015 and September 2017, without reporting the income to the DSHS, according to court documents.
The bravery displayed by this woman who got herself up in Black face and curly-permed hair in an attempt to redefine Blackness should be heralded as a hero especially since everyone knows that Ronald Reagan said, “Only Black women are lazy, Cadillac driving, free-loading, welfare queens who can’t keep their legs closed and who misuse and abuse taxpayer money by sitting all up on the dole,” and so Rachel Dolezal aka Nkechi Diallo, should not have been charged with welfare fraud because she is, fortunately for her, actually, WHITE! Now, throw away those charging documents because Ms. Dolezal’s parents will be down at the courthouse in no time flat to produce their daughter’s birth certificate which will not state that she is “colored,”, “Negro,” “African-American,” or just plain, “Black!,” because thanks to Ronald “hope he is roasting in hell” Reagan, everyone knows only Black women are ‘welfare queens’.
What is this world coming to when we have posers who are being charged for doing nothing more than engaging in FEE(Fraudulent Ethnic Exchange)? Why can’t she exchange her ‘white privilege’ for an ethnicity that’s been on the receiving end of slavery, lynchings, Jim Crow, police brutality, mass incarceration, mass homelessness, income inequality, low wage jobs, ‘The War on Drugs’, and gentrification? What is wrong with folks who cannot understand that ‘white privilege just comes with too many strings attached. The appearance of affluence must be kept at all cost. I mean, how else could Ms. Dolezal have found a way to feed her hungry children even as she collected $83, 924 since we all know that it is extremely expensive raising children these days, without resorting to making use of welfare? Welfare is to take up the slack when there is a need and everyone must eat, even those who have engaged in FEE(Fraudulent Ethnic Exchange).
Why…I don’t blame her one bit! She had every right to public assistance because it should be nobody’s business what is in her bank account. If she said she needed welfare, then by gawd, I am quite sure that she did. This woman knew that she would be frowned upon when she went, with cap in hand, to the local welfare office, just a begging and a pleading for some food stamps especially since she only received $8,747 in food assistance and $100 in childcare assistance from August 2015 through November 2017. Who would deny her ‘Fraudulent Ethnic Exchange kids’, food assistance? I tell you, only the most heartless folks alive!
Let me tell you, when Ms. Dolezal applied for public assistance, she had to take a class that included watching a video featuring Ronald Reagan as he indefatigably droned on and on about what a horrible Black woman she was for not pulling herself up by the bootstraps her slave ancestors bequeathed her from their death bed among fields of cotton and rows of vegetables. Ms. Dolezal was also told that she must seek a job at McDonald’s or amass a shitload of student loan debt to get her into school or her assistance would be cut off without further notice and her ‘Fraudulent Ethnic Exchange’ kids would starve. Even though it is has been stated that Ms. Dolezal declared that it was wrong to punish her children for her fraudulent claims of reporting herself as Black, the court charging documents insist that she could have claimed ‘white privilege’ and saved herself from having these charges brought against her and that if she will only retract her confessions of belonging to the ‘Black Sisterhood of Free-loading, Cadillac-driving, Welfare Queens’ Club of AmeriKKKa, her legal issues would vanish. Ms. Dolezal declined. Charges are pending.
So, let this be a lesson to ‘whites’ who dare try and defraud the government by declaring yourselves, ‘Black’, and who accept public assistance. You will be treated as a Black and you will be made to pay for your crimes of having been dragged to AmeriKKKa by getting your ass kicked by the KKKops because your public education was worth less than the price of a candy bar and only paved the way for your burger flipping job at McDonald’s that paid you $7.25 an hour, 20 hours a week, thereby sending you through the doors of a welfare office near you. That ain’t Dolezal! But hell! She states that she can change herself into a Black person and so who am I to deny her a day in court over her choices? Whites who engage in (FEE)’Fraudulent Ethnic Exchange’, the new welfare queens! Somebody! Anybody! Dig Reagan’s ass up and give him the news!