Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press Secretary Was Kicked Out Of Restaurant On Suspicion Of Being Transgender

The White House is an uproar because Sarah Huckabee Sanders was kicked out of a restaurant because ‘she’ refused to show her ID to a bathroom attendant who mistakenly thought that ‘she’ might actually be a ‘he’. The bathroom attendant took one look at Sanders and said, “Excuse me sir, but I need to see your ID before allowing you into the Ladies Restroom. There are ladies in there who may not be comfortable using the restroom with a man.” Sanders refused to produce ‘her’ ID for inspection citing laws that precluded ‘her’ from having to do so and was bodily thrown out of the restaurant. The CEO of the restaurant chain reached out to Sanders to assure ‘her’ that the restaurant’s staff would be -retrained to make sure that incidents of this nature would not happen in the future.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, then chose another restaurant to feed at(The Purple Duck) and this time she was asked to leave by the owner citing an 1850’s law that barred flaming liars from dining in restaurants where honest, decent folk were partaking of a meal. Huffing and puffing from having expended much time and energy on just trying to sit down to a meal, Sanders screamed, “How dare you accuse me of lying. I work for Donald Trump, who is YOUR president. You will show respect for him by allowing me to dine at your establishment. Now get out of my way. I am going back to my table.” The owner then told her staff to collect all plates, utensils and glassware from the table and refuse to take an order for food or drink.

Those in Sanders party turned to Sanders and demanded an explanation as to why they were being refused service. Sanders then explained about the 1850’s law barring flaming liars from dining in restaurants with honest, decent folk. All to a one, Sander’s group jumped up, threw down their napkins and stalked out, leaving Sander’s to follow in their wake. They were heard mumbling that it just wasn’t fair to hold them accountable for their job of lying for Trump. They merely had a job to do and though it isn’t easy, someone has to do it.

The group then made their way back to the White House, whereupon, Sarah Huckabee Sanders went into ‘her’ office and repaired ‘her’ makeup. This is the result.

Sanders then conference-called her hungry co-workers and told them to meet her in front of the White House, a limo was waiting. Sanders and co-workers went to the Red Hen Restaurant in Lexington, Virginia expecting to be treated to the finest cuisine the state of Virginia has to offer. The party was led to a table and seated, whereupon the server, with expressions of awe on his face, approached the owner to tell her all about who had so graced their establishment with her presence. The owner upon hearing that Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press Secretary for Draft-dodger-in-Chief, Donald J. Trump, was in her establishment, flew into a rage, she was that appalled that such lowlifes would enter her establishment and expect to be treated as though they were human beings as opposed to what they were; pigs to be taken out back and fed at the trough.

The owner of the Red Hen, though a bit flustered and uncertain, marched over to Sanders’ table, cleared her throat and said, “We don’t serve YOUR kind in here!” We have standards ya know! The entrance for YOUR kind is out back! Kindly step this way, if you please!”

Sanders and company got up and followed the owner of the Red Hen to a side door, which she opened and motioned for Sanders and the group to go through. On the other side of the door was an old sign still hanging by one nail. The sign read, “Colored Entrance Only!” Tacked over the top part of the sign, was a bright piece of yellow paper with the wording, “Liars For Trump Entrance Only!” Below the sign was a trough. The menu was tacked to the side of the trough and had only two drinks and two entrees listed; Horse Jizz and Cement Mixer were the drinks and the entrees were Buzzard Stew and Possum gumbo.

Outraged yet again, Sarah Huckabee Sanders slapped the owner of the Red Hen across her mouth and bellowed, “Donald Trump is going to hear about this and the tweets about this restaurant are going to put you out of business!” Sanders and her posse stalked off to the waiting limo, cursing and yelling something fierce.

When the group returned to the White House, Sanders immediately demanded an interview with Donald Trump to complain to him about her unsuccessful attempts at dining. Upon hearing of the terrible treatment of his biggest and most faithful liar, Trump did indeed, take to Twitter.

Apparently, Donald Trump missed the health and safety inspection memo on his beloved Mar-a-Lago.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Hit With 13 Health Violations in January

President Donald Trump may want to consider swinging by the kitchen when he visits his plush Mar-a-Lago resort this weekend.

Florida health inspectors found more than a dozen violations during a Jan. 26 check of the Palm Beach, Florida estate, according to recently published reports from the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulations.

Three of those violations were labeled high priority, meaning they could contribute to foodborne illness. The club did, however, meet the minimum standards to remain in operation.

The high-priority violations for the club, which has a $200,000 initiation fee, were:

  • Fish prepared to be served raw or undercooked had “not undergone proper parasite destruction.” The inspectors ordered that the fish either be fully cooked or discarded.
  • Raw meats in two of the club’s coolers were over, some significantly, the regulated 41 degrees Fahrenheit. Ham was measured at 57 degrees, beef and duck were both at 50, and poultry warmed to 49. One walk-in cooler was mistakenly set to defrost, according to the report.
  • Inspectors told kitchen staff to empty broken coolers and not use again until they’re fixed.

No wonder Sarah Huckabee Sanders and other White House personnel were attempting to dine at any establishment other than one that is associated with their boss and how in the world can Trump condemn another establishment when his is in no better condition? But then we ALL know that Trump is tone deaf when it comes to negativity aimed at him or his many ‘businesses’, hence why Twitter will never go belly up as long as Trump is America’s president.  It would seem that sometimes, it just doesn’t pay to be a paid pathological liar for President Donald J. Trump. Just ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders and crew who don’t even want to eat at Mar-a-Lago even though it meets the minimum standards to remain in operation. I guess since that’s the case, I would be on the prowl for another eating establishment as well.

8 thoughts on “Sarah Huckabee Sanders, White House Press Secretary Was Kicked Out Of Restaurant On Suspicion Of Being Transgender

    • Thank you so very much for your praise on this one. I was quite astonished that I had received no comments at my attempt at humor. It would seem that no one knows how to take what I write if I am not engaged in a cussing shitstorm. I guess I don’t know how to be ‘funny’ anymore! But thanks again for letting me know that someone got the ‘humor’ I was going for! Much appreciated!

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      • Shelby,

        It’s important that, every now and then, we clown around a bit. We, writers like you and I, can’t be super serious all of the time and need to be able to poke fun at people every so often.

        I, too, have had my roast sessions on ol’ Sarah Hack-abee Soiler-s, with those muppet ass eyebrows and white supremacist-warped ass face she has.

        You can literally see how the systematic racism has done a Lord Voldemort number on her face, in comparison to her old Facebook photos. (https://www.facebook.com/sarah.huckabee)

        I like what you dug up about the Mar-a-Lago btw.

        One Love,
        T.S.P.

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      • Basically, I was trying for a bit of sarcasm and to bring attention to the fact that Trump had the nerve to call out another restaurant for perceived filthiness even as he looks the other way when inspectors cite his for unsanitary conditions.

        Sanders got just what she deserved. If she had been in an establishment of mine, I would have had her thrown out since she is contemptible. And make no mistake, Black people should have opened their own businesses by now and we wouldn’t have to continuously head inside ‘white’ owned establishments or those owned by the Chinese, the Indians, Pakistanis, Koreans and the lot.

        The owner of the Red Hen did not put Sanders out based on the color of her skin, but because she was a piece of lying filth who could stomach working for the most racist, bigoted, vile, bloated, egotistical, megalomaniac to ever descend to the presidency. If I had a grain of honor, decency and integrity in me, there is no way in hell that I could lie for Donald Trump! And that speaks volumes when it comes to those who do!

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    • If by cover, you mean the first picture, that is quite actually a ‘transgender’ man that’s now supposedly a ‘she’ who actually was ejected from a restaurant because of refusing to show an ID in order to use the restroom. Apparently, the ID listed the person as a ‘man’ and not as a woman and so that is the only reason I can see for this person refusing to show their ID. However, I just incorporated it into this story since it pertained to a person being ejected or kicked out of a restaurant as was the case with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and I just ran with it.

      As you can see, TRUTH is really stranger than fiction!

      Dr. Bramhall, I thank you most kindly for your comment!

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