It’s That Time Of Year Again For The Twelve Days Of Christmas(Black Version)

 

 

sing to the tune of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas.”

“On the 1st day of Christmas, my country gave to me, a chronic case of slavery!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my country gave to me, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my country gave to me, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 4th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 7th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, eight cops to tase me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 9th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, nine racist judges, eight cops to tase me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 10th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, ten ‘lords’ to pray to, nine racist judges, eight cops to tase me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 11th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, eleven thugs a rapping, ten ‘lords’ to pray to, nine racist judges, eight cops to tase me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my country gave to me, twelve Nazi guardsmen, eleven thugs a rapping, ten ‘lords’ to pray to, nine racist judges, eight cops to tase me, seven goons to beat me, six Ku Klux Klan’s men, five lynching trees, four racist names, three crack highs, two years in jail and a chronic case of slavery!” – now repeat real loud! “And a chro-nic case of SLĀĀĀ-VER-RĒĒĒĒĒ!”

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

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Black folks, we know for a goddamn fact that ALL of the above is true! These Nazis over here are just as ruthless, soulless, depraved, brutal, barbaric and inhuman as they claim Hitler was. They are no different from Hitler because if they were, we would not be subjected to the vile ass shit they do that rivals the horrors Hitler visited upon different groups.

But nevertheless, I don’t ‘celebrate’ Christmas. It is just an obscene sham; a corporate shareholder’s dream of immense profit made from touting deep discounts and hypnotizing gadgets to be used to further deaden Amerikans to the fact that this shit over here is fucked up! We don’t have a goddamn thing to ‘celebrate’ and yet each and every year, the Christmas commercials start in October and people are encouraged to kick, scratch and claw their way across a store to grab, yank and pull at shit that’s been sitting there all year long. And what’s more, they never fucking get a clue of how stupid they all are.

So, go ahead and ‘celebrate’ this bullshit! This is yet another ‘holiday’ that I sit the fuck out!

Shopping for what’s been touted as deeply discounted is what will get Amerikans to act crazy and stampede, while those in France are rioting and protesting against an elitist establishment trampling on their rights and implementing austerity which is also going down in Amerika.

The people of France are actually gathering in force to beat back against an elitist and oppressive government because they know what’s coming down the pike while Amerikans are gathering in force to  shoot and beat each other up over a deeply discounted TV and some stupid shit at Victoria’s Secret. Does this give you any indication of how stupid Amerikans are? It should! I watched the videos and damn near wept because what the French are doing, so too, should the Amerikans. For the love of !!!!!!

2 thoughts on “It’s That Time Of Year Again For The Twelve Days Of Christmas(Black Version)

  1. Great parody, Shelby, I love it. If I were a Christian, I would be ashamed at the way the US elite has commercialized Christmas for the sake increasing their vast wealth. I seem to recall something in the New Testament about a rare case of Jesus using violence to drive money changers from the temple? Such hypocrisy – and yet another case of Americans mindlessly obeying when Pavlov rings the bell.

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    1. Dr. Bramhall, if I were a Christian, I would no longer be a Christian. This shit is just too ludicrous for words. And so you see why Amerikans will not get up off their lazy asses except if some store has posted a commercial touting big discounts on shit they’ve already got stored in their fucking basements or attics. I don’t get it. Every year, they are fighting and shooting each other over the same goddamn shit they fought each other over the previous year.

      Dr. Bramhall, you need to come out of retirement and come back here because we have some serious hoarders who need some serious therapy because that is what Amerikans do, hoard shit. They’ve even got a show called “Hoarders” and it is truly disgusting!

      And yes, I read that Jesus did indeed, get so pissed at the moneychangers that he threw shit! Well, now he’d be locked up for that shit! And don’t we ALL know this! Jesus bet not come back here interfering with capitalism. The shit they’d do to him would make that ‘hanging on a cross’ thing pale in comparison. Dick Cheney would be first in line to get his turn at torturing Jesus. And that’s a sad ass fact!

      I thank you for your comment and for the compliment on my take on “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

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