BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Simply Cannot Stop Laughing! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The scenes out of flood ravaged Amerikkka and the hand wringing ALL across Amerikkka these days has me literally rolling across the floor laughing and some more shit! Take a look at the new adventures in snorkeling.

No need to go to the Bahamas to go snorkeling, just put on your gear and head to the basement! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I’m loving it!

Now MSN titled this one, ‘Horrible scenes:’ More rain threatens areas swamped by record floods in Central, Southern USA

There ain’t a goddamn thing horrible about that! Those people have THE best setup. How many of us can just put on snorkeling gear and dive in our basement as fish float around us even if we cannot really see them that well since the water is all brown? I suggest using a really high beam light to see the wonders of the rivers as you enjoy your snorkeling adventure right inside your homes. I mean, they do tell us to make the best of  ‘any’ situation and so, snorkeling would be a wonderful way to spend the day with family and friends especially seeing as there is no electricity since the outlets are all flooded.

Why spend so much time packing for a trip to the Bahamas or to Jamaica when you can experience much of what you intend on experiencing in those places, right at home? No need to pack a bunch of bikinis and swim trunks, flip flops and other beach attire. You don’t need to purchase a plane ticket or worry about airport shuttles and Customs officials, passports and crowded beaches. No one is going to ‘crowd’ you out in your own basement. That’s the joy of having lakefront property. If ever the lake overflows and decides that it wants to take up residence in your basement, you know how like the whites decided to ‘gentrify’ areas and take them over that were originally inhabited by Black people, why all you need do is grab your bikini, your snorkeling gear and get to enjoying you a nice dive.

No need to get to sniffling about the situation like this dude did.

In North Little Rock, which sits across the river from the capital city, officials went door-to-door Saturday to urge residents in about 150 homes near the river to consider leaving.

“We’ve lived here for 12 years. Never been like this,” said Larry Campbell as he packed up his belongings of his North Little Rock home into the back of a truck, according to KTHT-TV in Little Rock. “It’s tough. It’s really tough.”

“You have to just make a decision because you’re going to lose everything,” Campbell said as he choked back tears.

In Missouri, the swollen Missouri and Mississippi Rivers forced hundreds of roads to close and inundated homes and businesses.

In St. Louis, several hotels crowded with visitors for the Stanley Cup Final and Cardinals-Cubs baseball games were left without hot water Sunday after too much water overwhelmed a pump station.

Larry Campbell should not be “choking back tears” since he is the cause of climate change, global warming or whatever you want to call it. Larry Campbell is the reason why he is “choking back tears” because he is one of those whites who think that they are always right. Driving big trucks like Larry Campbell is using to haul his precious possessions to higher ground is why Larry Campbell and many more Larry Campbells are going to be “choking back tears.” Yeah! Choke back those tears because those who look like you set this shit in motion and now you are choking back tears over the loss of what is SO goddamn important to you; fucking possessions. Because those possessions of whites are THE essence of what they are; their status symbol. Nothing else matters. That’s why Larry Campbell is “choking back tears.” But is he even giving a thought that the reason behind his need to “choke back tears” is because he has to drive a damn big ass truck?! He has to have a big, huge, gigantic house sitting right beside the river that takes so goddamn much electricity to power, it ain’t even funny. He has every device to make his life easy that anyone could imagine. And to drag all that useless shit back to his McMansion sits a big, huge, gigantic truck  that is the cause of why the storm systems we are experiencing are much more powerful and more frequent than they have ever been. And if you  take a look at the map of the U.S. as it pertains to flooded areas, you will find that there are, indeed, many, many, many Larry Campbells out there “choking back tears.”

And once again, thanks to Trump’s campaign slogan, “Make AmeriKKKa Great Again!” Amerikkka is looking SO great when it comes to flash floods, flash flood warnings and watches ALL across this SO great looking AmeriKKKA!

To those of you around the world who read this blog, pretty soon now, you won’t have to worry about this sorry ass shithole fucking with you because it’ll be underwater. We shall ALL have drowned and even though congress has just passed a Disaster Relief Bill, you can bet your sweet ass that it is too little, too late! This Titanic is sinking like a stone. When whites start “choking back tears” because they have to throw a few items of ‘value’ in the back of a truck, shit ain’t so ‘great’. When whites can go snorkeling in the basement of their homes, shit ain’t so ‘great’. When whites lakefront homes are now “In The Lake Homes,” shit ain’t so ‘great’. These motherfuckers are over here wailing, moaning and screeching to ALL and sundry! This shit ain’t supposed  to happen to them. This shit is for everyone else to deal with because whites were supposed to have seen to it that only the Maoris of New Zealand got fucked up, that the Aborigines of Australia got fucked up, that the Indians, indigenous to this fucked up country they named AmeriKKKa would get fucked up, that the Polynesian people would get fucked up and they did, by the whites. But you see, the whites never imagined in their wildest dreams that they were just too dumb to see that what they had put into play, the world over, would eventually get around to fucking up their skank asses!

You see, that shit was not supposed to happen because where the fuck are they going to go? Back to the moon? The never went there in the first goddamn place. To Mars? Fuck if your white ass is going to make it to Mars or any damn where else to turn it into the cesspool you’ve turned this planet into what with your toxic EVERY goddamn thing from food  to weed killer to atomic weapons to medicine and your so-called technological advances. Where the fuck have they gotten you? Whatever the whites produce is going to be destroyed, in fact, it IS being destroyed and they ain’t hardly happy about that. But I am, hence the title of this blog! I am loving it!

“Mother Nature, keep doing YOUR thing!”

That was suppose to pass for a levee? No wonder it was breached! HAHAHAHAHA!!

It is quite apparent that the whites attempts at keeping Mother Nature ‘in check’ is NOT working! And another round goes to Mother Nature! LMAO!!!!!!! Arkansas, you got a breach!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! I had swore off champagne, but this is totally ‘toast’ worthy, especially when whites are “choking back tears” as they fill their pickup trucks with their precious possessions that mean more to them than life itself! Pack motherfuckers! Pack! “Where you gonna go when the river comes for you?” Mother Nature wants to gentrify the whites shit in order to bring in water. LMAO!!!! Damn! I cannot wait until the hurricanes hit! I gotta stop because I’ve got just too many tears of laughter in my eyes! What comes around, goes around!! Now get ta steppin’!

 

 

 

3 thoughts on “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Simply Cannot Stop Laughing! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  1. All the flooding in the South and Midwest has certainly been insane. Near me, there were streets that were normal and some areas got deluged. The crazy part is some of those effected were suburban rural towns within vicinity. Not as bad as those pictures, but certainly enough to cause a ton of water damage. It’s certainly climate change whether anyone wants to believe it or not.

    I liked how you used that “choking back tears” line as a repeated point. I’m fine with a subcompact car instead of some mammoth gas-guzzling pickup truck like so many rednecks who seem to be (over)compensating for something as they add truck nuts to their vehicle of choice. I’m sure a bunch of those possessions are replaceable, so they need to grow up. Materialism is so rampant in the country. Look, I’m not fully innocent since I can use downsizing myself, but at least I don’t base my worth on objects.

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    1. I am in the process of selling my vehicles because I am leaving this godforsaken hillbilly town. I am tired to pieces of this shit. I am going to live a minimalist lifestyle because I am tired of engaging in capitalism. I am tired of shelling out money and getting nothing in return. Soon I shall no longer be posting because I am getting off grid. I am too tired to even care anymore.

      Ospreyshire, I thank you for your comment.

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      1. I see. I hope you’re able to leave that hillbilly town and to find a good place to live. It would be disappointing not seeing more posts from you, but I would understand.

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