‘Fake’ Religion VS. ‘Real’ Coronavirus

Fake ass christians are flouting city and state COVID-19 directives banning crowds of more than 10 that were put in place in an attempt to rein in the coronavirus pandemic, but as usual, the foolish, brainwashed sheeple take no heed because the fake ass religious bullshit that they have been fed for too damn long has taken root and sent logical thought, fleeing.

A choir decided to go ahead with rehearsal. Now dozens of members have COVID-19 and two are dead

MOUNT VERNON, Wash. — With the coronavirus quickly spreading in Washington state in early March, leaders of the Skagit Valley Chorale debated whether to go ahead with weekly rehearsal.

Sixty singers showed up. A greeter offered hand sanitizer at the door, and members refrained from the usual hugs and handshakes.

Nearly three weeks later, 45 have been diagnosed with COVID-19 or ill with the symptoms, at least three have been hospitalized, and two are dead.

So tell me, who is singing now? And I suppose the fake ass christians are going to say, “It was their time. They are with the lord.” And to that I would respond, “How the fuck do YOU know?” Oh that’s right. Just how you know that there is some magical being beyond the stars that’s sitting somewhere handing down cases after cases of coronavirus just to test us and send some of us to meet this so-called ‘maker’ of ours; this magical being, is that about right?

Let me just clue you dumbasses in on something. If ‘god’ made you, then he also gave you a damn brain which should enable you to have the ability to think for yourselves and if a pandemic has been declared and those who are supposedly ALL in the know as to what to do to protect yourselves tell you to ‘distance yourself from others’ and who also issue ‘shelter in place’ orders, then that is what the hell you need to do. But do you? No! You believe that some magical being is going to protect your ass from your own stupidity in flouting the protocols that have been established to protect not only YOUR stupid ass from contracting coronavirus but also to protect those of us from your stupid coronavirus filled asses.

You don’t give a damn about your fellow so-called ‘humans’ because it is ALL about you and your magical being sitting up in some heavenly paradise awaiting YOUR stupid ass to join him. Go ahead! But you don’t get to take the rest of us out and along with you on YOUR ‘magical’ journey to the ‘rapture’. You don’t get to decide that the rest of us had better believe the bullshit lies spouted from pulpits ALL across this shithole from snake oil salesmen selling you fake ass snake oil in the form of a guaranteed spot in some mansions in the fucking sky with some magical being. If you want to believe in that shit, that’s on your dumb ass, but you don’t get to claim that you’re better than all others and so you get to flout the law and do as you please when we are supposed to be on lockdown.

I knew you damn phony ass, hypocrite nutcases would claim that your ‘religious freedoms’ were being denied you as an excuse to venture out because your damn asses are getting antsy from being cooped up with those little hellions you call kids. To hell with that. Your hellions trying your last nerve is NOT my problem, nor should it be the cause of me contracting coronavirus. You deal with that shit, in your fucking home!

And here we have another bunch of lunatic, religious nutcases that defied COVID-19 orders to lock yourself down; shelter in place!

Louisiana church defies COVID-19 order, holds Sunday services

CENTRAL, La. — Pentecostal preacher Tony Spell didn’t just stand before his congregation on Sunday in defiance of the governor’s order to stay home: He leaped into the pews, paraded, hugged and laid hands on worshipers’ foreheads in prayer.

Across Louisiana, the coronavirus has infected more than 3,500 people and led to 151 deaths as of Sunday, with one of the highest per-capita death rates in the country down the interstate in New Orleans. To limit its spread, Gov. John Bel Edwards banned gatherings of more than 50 people earlier this month and on March 22 issued a stay-at-home order.

And according to snake oil salesman, Tony Spell, “Churches are the last stable community institutions.” Seriously??!!! Oh, I guess, like Trump, he is a “stable genius.” I just cannot make this shit up. Churches are filled with the UNSTABLE! That is a proven fact! How the hell can you believe in and worship that which you have not seen and claim that you have faith in what you cannot see while at the same time, hating your neighbor, who you don’t even want to see???!!!

The claim is that people of ALL stripes and hues ‘worship’ at this snake oil salesman’s church, and yet, they ALL leave and return to segregated communities and so what ‘good’ does going to church do ANY of those hypocrites; those heathens? The Blacks go back to their parish. The whites go back to theirs and the snake oil salesman and his minions go back to theirs, only to come together to practice fake ass shit at the proper time on appointed days. And if ANY of you were getting any benefit from what this snake oil salesman was selling, it would show, but when you look around, is it? Hatred and animosity towards one another abounds in this shithole while these so-called religious snake oil salesmen drone on and on about, what, I don’t know because it is quite apparent that there is no ‘love’ going around because if it were, it would surely be in evidence. I don’t see hide nor hair of that shit and neither do you brain dead hypocrites that’s sitting up in church listening to lies and speaking gibberish and calling it “speaking in tongues.” You sound stupid and you look dumb and ignorant because you are. But at the same time, you are killing people by spreading a virus that is highly contagious. You christian shits are like some Jim Jones shit; motherfuckers sitting up drinking the poisoned kool-aid and dropping dead, but in this case, taking others out with you.

The law needs to shut your asses down because it is quite obvious that you are too starstruck by some make believe, fake ass shit to have any sense about you stupid shits whatsoever. And for those of you who need further proof of how fucked up these so-called christian ‘holy men’ are, read this shit while I fucking weep!

Liberty University’s Jerry Falwell Jr. Gets Holy Hell As Students Fall Sick


Falwell partially reopened the school, and now nearly a dozen students reportedly have symptoms.

Jerry Falwell Jr. last week partially reopened his Liberty University ― an evangelical Christian school in Lynchburg, Virginia ― despite the spread of the coronavirus. Now, The New York Times reports that nearly a dozen students have symptoms that could suggest infection ― and Falwell is facing the wrath of both parents and critics.Falwell has been a coronavirus conspiracy theorist, claiming an “overreaction” to the threat is really an attempt to make President Donald Trump look bad.“Impeachment didn’t work, and the Mueller report didn’t work, and Article 25 didn’t work,” he said earlier this month on Fox News, which has consistently given voice to conspiracy theories. “And so maybe now this is their next attempt to get Trump.”

This little shithole burg is as ill equipped to handle a pandemic as a fly is ill equipped to fell a charging bull. But this dumbass, clueless, racist, greedy as all hell snake oil salesman Jerry Falwell Jr., has unleashed a damn pandemic on what amounts to Hootersville. There will be so many deaths from this virus in this burg, the numbers will astound even the most hard hearted. Those of you who know nothing of Lynchburg should know  this, the dumb shits that graduate from nursing school here should never be allowed inside a clinic that’s set up for the express purpose of healing sick gnats, much less do they have  the medical knowledge and tools to aid sick people in healing. The vast majority of Lynchburg residents go outside of Lynchburg to get their medical care because WE know that WE are fucking DOOMED if we get any health care in this shithole burg!

But this fake ass christian conservative Trump asshole eater, Jerry Falwell Jr., has unleashed hell on the residents of Lynchburg, many of which are poor and are destined to succumb to coronavirus. And what’s more, Falwell will be glad because he has ALWAYS been against poor people in Lynchburg. He even raised the rent on a grocery store that was in a high density poverty area that Lynchburg’s poor used to frequent to do their grocery shopping. The grocery store had to close down. He knowingly did this so that Lynchburg’s poor would be in a food desert. And now he wants to screech and shout about how Liberty’s students hand out bags of food and some rags to Lynchburg’s poor. What the hell is that going to do when people are  trying to breathe and can’t because they have been ravaged by the coronavirus? Falwell knew what would happen when he re-opened Liberty University because he is very much aware of the state of ‘health care’ in this shithole burg and who was already dying due to a lack of properly trained medical staff at ALL Lynchburg area medical facilities and that includes both hospitals; Lynchburg General and Virginia Baptist.

If you could see what the vast majority of people look like down here, someone would call for that bastard’s head on a platter because as bad as these people look now, the shit is about to go the fuck off in a horrific way down here. Yeah! This is what religious bullshitters do for you! This is what happens when these christian shits defy orders to put shit on lockdown. The Falwells have ALWAYS been treated as if they are above the law and that is why this scum sucking bottom feeder is getting away with this shit! He is no different from Trump; both are two sides of the same coin. Both called coronavirus a hoax and both claimed that coronavirus was just another setup to cost Trump his re-election bid. Both motherfuckers are insane! And yet, neither is locked up and kept from the public. Both are given a platform on which to continue to fuck innocent people up without any consequences whatsofucking ever.

Those Falwells have had Lynchburg locked down for far too long. This shithole burg is run more like a fiefdom than a city whereas rich whites lock this shit down and no one had better say a fucking word and the vast majority do NOT! Why the fuck do you think that this blog is filled with the fucked up shit that’s happened to me since I’ve been back here? My ass was born here and I am so fucking NOT bragging! In the entire state of Virginia, Lynchburg has the HIGHEST EVICTION RATES! Why is that when we’ve got all of these fake ass conservative christians every goddamn where spouting bullshit?!!! Because they are FAKE, that’s fucking why! And all they care about is money, money, money and the power that comes with having loads of money. They don’t give a shit for ANYONE and that includes their own damn families because have you noticed that no one has said a damn thing about Falwell’s brother, Jonathan? When Jerry Falwell died, he left the purse strings in the hands of Jerry Falwell Jr. And that greedy, lying, racist bastard keeps a tight rein on every damn thing, even on Jonathan. Jonathan better ‘preach’ at that church and otherwise, shut the fuck up AND he does! Everyone in this racist burg is TERRIFIED to speak out against the Falwells, who by the way, obtained their fucking money from running bootleg liquor. They put a lockdown on that shit and became rich enough to start spouting religious bullshit and then off to the races it was. Everyone down here knows the  truth and everyone is too fucking scared of these whackos to do a goddamn thing about them. Many people just move to Madison Heights or further into Amherst to get away from underneath the boot of these damn hypocrite Falwells. And that ain’t no fucking lie!

Every single time Falwell opens his racist, greedy piehole, he is LYING! And he is lying now by saying that no Liberty University students have coronavirus. YES.THEY.DO. And soon, the rest of Lynchburg is going to have it too and there will be MASS CREMATIONS. And if you think I’m being overly dramatic, continue to watch for news that will soon be coming out of Lynchburg. I don’t give a damn about what happens to these rich white assholes down here, but the poor Black people are going to be dropping like flies.

You goddamn fake ass, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, religious heathens, drop the fuck dead already and take your goddamn snake oil salesmen with you! You have caused enough harm and sadly, many Black people are following YOUR goddamn lead because I saw plenty of Black motherfuckers decked out in their Sunday church rags yesterday and I just shook my head because even now, they are NOT heeding ‘shelter in place’ orders. But since they are SO ready to head for ‘the rapture’, know this, your asses are headed for DEAD, I do know that! Where the hell else you go, do you even fucking know? Hell no, you don’t! And if Falwell truly believed in Jesus Christ, he would NOT be such a racist, greedy, fake ass christian piece of shit because according to the Buybull, Jesus said, “Give up your worldly goods and follow me!” Does that look like what the fuck Falwell and ALL the other rich white so-called christian conservatives are doing? Fuck NO!

Furthermore, this is what I think of your religious bullshit, you fake ass christian heathens!

…About A Needle’s Eye…

Who cares about a needle’s eye?
Eternal wealth is what I crave.
I do not care about the poor.
Let them lie in a pauper’s grave.

As you attend your service to god,
You believe in him, you say.
But if you had my wealth,
to whom would you still pray?

Cease with the pretense,
that religion is all about love.
You know there is no heaven,
and no deity from above.

Whenever sheep awaken,
a shepherd is produced,
To keep the sheep in line.
another coma is thus induced.

An awakened world is dangerous,
so we invented a fairy tale,
to keep from you the fact,
that there really is no hell.

Could you be kept in line,
if you were wide awake,
and not afraid of any god,
that religion could ever make?

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Matthew 19:24- Matthew 19:29
And Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24″Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

25When the disciples heard this, they were very astonished and said, “Then who can be saved?”…

26And looking at them Jesus said to them, “With people this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

27Then Peter said to Him, “Behold, we have left everything and followed You; what then will there be for us?

28And Jesus said to them, “Truly I say to you, that you who have followed Me, in the regeneration when the Son of Man will sit on His glorious throne, you also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.…
“And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or farms for My name’s sake, will receive many times as much, and will inherit eternal life.…

Now, ask yourself why the Walmart Waltons are holding tight to their wealth. Ask yourself why politicians who avidly profess to being conservative Christians, continue to sell their ‘soul’ for money and tightly clinch to their chest, the bribes and kickbacks they get from lobbyists. Why are Bill and Melinda Gates deemed such philanthropists but they are NOT so filled with love that they are concerned about ‘getting through the eye of the needle’ that Jesus Christ supposedly talked about?

Why do the rich seem to not concern themselves with a so-called ‘afterlife’? It is because they don’t BELIEVE in some unseen deity beyond the stars. They know better! But you’ve got to be kept in line, praying to god to fill your empty pantry so that you can feed your children while corporate executives swill the finest wines and eat the choicest of meats and delicacies. Why are they not concerned about getting to ‘heaven’, entering the Pearly Gates, meeting up with St. Peter, ‘getting through the eye of a needle’?

It is because this is all a lie! A big, gigantic lie to keep the sheep, docile with the hope that some deity is going to reward them for the hardships that they endure on this planet and not look at those who have hoarded all the wealth and rise up! Religion is a tool to control people and I’ve got to say, it IS working!

Wake up people! No one is going to rescue you or save you, but you! Stop allowing yourself to be controlled. The shit that the ‘poor man’s Pope adorns himself with could feed a small starving village in Africa, but you don’t see him refusing to wear it. If Jesus supposedly walked around, attired in a robe with a rope for a belt, is the Pope any better than ‘Jesus’? What is your bishop, reverend, pastor, rabbi driving? A horse and buggy or a Rolls-Royce Sweptail.? Are they walking? Exactly!

Here’s another gem!

“Jesus! A Minute Of Your Time!”


Some nights, when I cannot fall asleep,
I do not ask the Lord my soul to keep.
Once I believed, but I do not believe anymore.
He never heals the sick or feeds the poor.

His ‘holy’ men just take the tithes from fools,
who by rights should get a refund from their schools,
for believing in a fairy tale of such bull,
and pretending that an empty cup is full.

If I once believed in God, that ship has sailed,
nor can I pray to a man they say was nailed.
For if they did exist, why have they ignored the cries
of all the ‘holy men’ who spout tall tales and lies?

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.
And who promise that the sick will all be healed
and that Blacks will not be jailed or shot and killed.

Next Sunday, look at the picture on the wall.
Kneel before it and in a deep, southern drawl,
say, “Jesus, a minute of your time!”
“Why is Black skin at the scene of every crime?”
“What wrong did we ever do to you,
“that would make you hate us for it too?”
 “I listen to your word, oh Lord on high!”
 “So once again, I have to ask you why?”
 “If you exist, and there really is no sign,
at how much evil, will you finally draw the line?”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Black folks, you ought to KNOW better! Seriously!!!!! Look at the state of Black America. But with all of these fucking churches, why the fuck is Black America so fucked up? You can’t understand why? Because your church hands out some damn outdated cans of beans, it’s doing something, is that it? And why the fuck are you believing in some damn white man’s god? No white man means you any good and why the hell you don’t know THAT shit by now, just amazes me! But keep believing in the white man’s fake ass ‘god’ and you’ll find yourselves wishing you hadn’t. And that ain’t no lie for when has the white man EVER meant us ANY good? Yeah! You think on THAT! And think about the plight of the Indian in this shithole and  take the shit from there!


13 thoughts on “‘Fake’ Religion VS. ‘Real’ Coronavirus

  1. When hell breaks loose these Christians aren’t going to have time too say “Hail Mary, Amen, hallelujah , God is good” nor pray because survival mode going to start kicking. Furthermore people will start rioting in the streets & breaking into stores when hard times hit.

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    1. Exactly Shanequa. Even those so-called christians shits, when the hunger pangs hit, will be throwing the BUYBULL on the fucking ground and try to scoop up everything they can because the BUYBULL is not going to stop an empty stomach from growling. And it is certainly going to get much worse because I just read that the captain of an aircraft carrier is begging and pleading for some assistance because the sailors onboard are dropping like flies with coronavirus. But he wants to assure everyone that’s reading his letter about that shit to know that the warship is still war ready. I guess that’s for China and Russia. China and Russia ain’t thinking about this sinking shithole. The whole world is sitting back and watching this circus of stupidity called Amerikkka devolve into chaos, pandemonium and bedlam. Who needs a made up foreign enemy when the enemy is the federal government along with these stupid racists that voted for a filthy piece of lunatic shit for president and are probably hell bent on doing so again?

      And these stupid Amerikkkans have taken to begging their landlords to not put them out next month. I’m sure they’ve got several smartphones that they didn’t need, not to mention the other shit they just recently purchased during this past holiday season. You see, dumb ass Amerikkkans don’t worry about the future. They think that the future is going to take care of itself. How well is that working out for them? When they got to get on hands and knees to beg the landlord not to put them out. And I guess they’ll also be begging the water department not to turn off the water and don’t forget the electric company. I’m sure the food banks are overrun by now since I also read that traffic is down at Walmart, Target and Costco. With so many millions now jobless, who the hell has money to even head to those stores in hopes of picking up something to wipe their ass with?

      The shit that’s going to go down has not even started yet because you can’t tell these arrogant ass Amerikkkans what the fuck to do because they are hell bent on doing what they damn well please. Too bad that many of us will be impacted by the arrogance of these worthless, ignorant snakes.

      Shanequa, I thank you for your comment.


  2. This is God’s punishment on America for its endless bloodshed and wars for empire. I’m not religious, but every time there’s a crisis or disease the religious bigots say it’s because of sin. Pat Robertson blamed Haiti for the earthquake that happened in 2010. Now it’s time to blame the US for the evil things it has done. The US hegemony is in its last days.

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    1. I sure hope to ‘gawd’ that you are right Caleb in that these are “the last days” for this diseased whore called, “Amerikkka!” It would be my most bestest dream come true! And I hope to help the shit along by encouraging as many WOKE people as there are to go the fuck off. Strike while the iron is hot. You see, those worthless shits in congress and the White House are even now contemplating removing Maduro and replacing him with their own stooge while all of us are concentrated on coronavirus. That’s why those shameless shits refused to initially focus on coronavirus because they wanted us to get this shit in droves so that they could put our asses on lockdown while they continue to stage coups in other countries. These shameless shits will always use a fucking crisis to their advantage.

      And for these so-called ‘religious’ nutjobs to go on and on about their fucking rights to congregate and sit up and listen to fairy tales, is the just the absolute end of enough. I’m done with those lousy, stupid dumbasses because no one can get through to them since their heads are filled with fake ass gods, big ass mansions in the sky and overflowing golden cups of wine; you know, the blood of Gsus. You can’t wake those sleep heathens up because they pay and pay dearly for that snake oil salesman to continue to lull them into a hypnotic state.

      So what the fuck is Pat Robertson saying about what’s being visited on this fucking shithole or has he finally croaked and is roasting on a spit in the christian’s version of hell? If so, then John McCain is there and there’s also a spit with Barack Obama’s name on it as well as one with Donald Trump on it and plenty others I could name.

      Caleb, I thank you for your comment.

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      1. You make a good point. I’m sure the military is salivating at the thought of putting people under their control. Are the bootlickers still going to be singing “Support the troops” when their the ones on the other side of the gun?

        And the day Pat Robertson croaks I’m going to go out and celebrate, quarantine or not.

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      2. I don’t think they will. They won’t have a chance to because they’ll be so manhandled, they won’t have time. But my sincere hope is that the military comes down with coronavirus, en mass and is out of commission. The pentagon is refusing to admit to how many soldiers have come down with coronavirus due to ‘security’ situations. Why the military and the kkkops need to be out of commission is because they are all that stand between us and our oppressors and that is why our oppressors have headed for underground bunkers and are sailing the oceans in their expensive yachts, just waiting to see how this all plays out. I hope that those pieces of shit are never able to crawl out of those bunkers or float ashore with any measure of confidence that their asses will be fine. They don’t need to be fine or feel secure especially since millions upon millions are not secure since they have had to file for unemployment. The job losses are even higher than they’re letting on. Last week it was 3.3 million who filed for unemployment and this week, the number stands at 6.6 million. How convenient that that is exactly twice what it was last week. They are fiddling with the numbers because somehow even with those numbers Wall Street is up and that makes sense, how? Something smells rotten in Denmark and I’m not buying it.

        Caleb, thank you for your comment.

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      3. Exactly! It can’t be! They are scewing the figures just as they will the unemployment numbers because heaven forbid, the Trump Administration should ‘look’ bad even though in my opinion, they are waaaaaay past that point.

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      4. Right. And you know what? I wouldn’t too surprised if the fucker still gets re-elected. His followers are like sheep and the “opposition” party hasn’t even presented much of an alternative other than “our creepy sexual assaulter is better than yours.”

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      5. Ain’t that some shit? We’ve got NO choice. Either vote for “Grab them by the pussy,” Trump or like you say, “creepy, touchy, feely Joe.” Some damn choice, huh? I abstain. Ain’t no fucking way that I am going to even bother sending in a ballot since I know damn well that even by November, no one will be able to stand in a damn line and vote because this shit ain’t going nowhere. They are suggesting that even if this coronavirus dies down, it is going to come roaring back come flu season. The goddamn ‘good’ news just keeps on coming.

        This shithole is busted! The world should know that shit by now! What more proof does the world need? I don’t know, but I do know that I would not be looking to this shithole for leadership. Never that!

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      6. The rest of the world is having to send us aid now anyway and it’s just going to get worse. Soon people will be passing laws to ban Americans, and walls to keep the Americans out😄. #karma


      7. Ain’t THAT some shit! They used to monitor Russian jets and send them packing and yet, Russia just sent a planeload of supplies over here. Why aren’t the Dems jumping up and down now and screaming about “Coronavirus collusion?” They’re quieter than cat piss on this Russian planeload of supplies, but any other time, you mention ANYTHING Russian, and their fucking heads turn all the way around as if they need an exorcism to take place. Hypocritical much, Dems??!!

        People all across the world should be banning the arrogant and conceited, filled with fake ass ‘exceptionalism’ Americans especially since Amerikkka is why the whole world is on fire and is busy sanctioning every nation, country and ant farm just to throw its weight around. And now to find out that our military ain’t about shit, should put paid to that especially seeing as how the military is knee deep in coronavirus cases. I’m so damn glad, I’m about to explode. We got a fucking warship out of commission and docked in Guam because damn near everyone on board is filled with coronavirus. Sweet!

        “Uh to Russia and China, now is the time to attack this shithole! The military is useless. The warships are filled with coronavirus and so you’ll be met with no show of force, just a plea for ventilators and N95 masks. Hop to it! Do the world a favor and put paid to this useless ass shithole!”

        Caleb, thanks for that spot on comment. I just had to add that little entreaty to Russia and China, I just had to. LOL!

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