HA! The White House Is Over Run With Coronavirus! I Am Literally Laughing My Ass Off!

不不不不不戊戊戊戊 To hell with Mother’s Day since I don’t celebrate that shit anyway. Although I am a mother, ain’t a damn thing for me to celebrate as it relates to Mother’s Day and damn it if I’ll be a hypocrite and laud my mother on this day. I lauded the hell out of her on her damn birthday last year. But as usual, I digress.

Scary to Go to Work: White House Races to Contain Virus in Its Ranks

WASHINGTON The Trump administration is racing to contain an outbreak of Covid-19 inside the White House, as some senior officials believe that the disease is already spreading rapidly through the warren of cramped offices that make up the three floors of the West Wing.

The concern about an outbreak of the virus at the White House and the swift testing and contact tracing being done to contain it underscores the broader challenge for Americans as Mr. Trump urges them to begin returning to their own workplaces despite warnings from public health officials that the virus continues to ravage communities across the country.

Most restaurants, offices and retail stores do not have the ability to regularly test all their employees and quickly track down and quarantine the contacts of anyone who gets infected. At the White House, all employees are being tested at least weekly, officials said, and a handful of top aides who regularly interact with the president are being tested daily, they said.

不不不不不戊戊戊戊 Now, let me get this straight, the Trump Administration that has been tasked with keeping Amerikkka safe during this coronavirus pandemic finds itself to be the next HOTSPOT??!!!! 不不不不不戊戊戊戊不不不不不戊戊戊戊

This could not happen to a more deserving bunch of racist, bigoted, corrupt, criminal pond scum, scum sucking bottom feeders! “CORONAVIRUS, THANK YOU!” “All hail CORONAVIRUS!”不不不不不戊戊戊戊不不不不不戊戊戊戊

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any better, this happens. Coronavirus takes up residence in the West Wing of the White House. Isn’t that where Donald Trump spends most of his time sitting up on Twitter?

Trump’s valet has coronavirus!不不不不不戊戊戊戊不不不不不戊戊戊戊 But…but…Trump did NOT want to wear a mask. In fact, he insists on not wearing a mask and so we know that his valet was not laying out a mask for Trump’s daily wear. He also insisted that Amerikkka needed to reopen for Amerikkka’s own good of course, meaning for the good of his Wall Street buddies and of course for the good of his many businesses since CAPITALISM must not be allowed to die. CAPITALISM is why health care ‘professionals’ are exclaiming over a lack of PPE. CAPITALISM is why a host of hospitals are laying off hundreds of employees during a pandemic claiming serious loss of revenue from elective surgeries that have not been taking place because who in their right mind wants to head to a hospital now what with coronavirus flowing through the air ducts and hastening the departure of the coronavirus infected?

So, Amerikkka, now that the White House is a breeding ground for coronavirus, you can feel much safer knowing that your lord and savior, racist-in-chief Donald Trump has given you the green light to sit up in restaurants, head to the beaches, get on a plane with flight attendants who want you to know that they are coronavirus infected, also go to the mall, get your hair cut, get your nails done. Do every damn thing you want to do because as you can see, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL! But for some strange reason, I cannot stop laughing! I will give it a rest on the laughing emojis but do know that as I type this, tears are streaming down my face from laughing and I am pretty sure that even after I proof read this more than a dozen times, there will be errors, but no matter, you will get the gist of this blog; THE WHITE HOUSE IS A HOT SPOT FOR CORONAVIRUS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS COVID-19!

Amerikkkans can all sleep better in their beds tonight since we know that everything is under control. Donald Trump has his hand on a handle that contains coronavirus. Things are going so well at the White House that even Trump’s ‘go to guy’, Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has had to quarantine himself. Dr. Fauci said that he, too, had begun a modified quarantine after what he called a low risk contact with an infected staff member. And even Dr. Robert Redfield, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, is in quarantine as is Dr. Stephen Hahn, the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration. DAAAYUM!!! These are the experts that are organizing task forces and recommending when a reopening of Amerikkka should occur as in RIGHT NOW. They ARE ALL IN QUARANTINE and so what does that say for the rest of this shithole? We don’t have to wait until Winter for the next wave, the next wave is almost upon us! Three cheers for CORONAVIRUS!!! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!

How did Trump’s expert on infectious diseases get himself into a position of having to go into a “modified quarantine?” Did he not know what ‘social distancing’ meant? So while Trump’s White House is scrambling to contain Its own coronavirus outbreak, the economy under Trump’s guidance is looking…well…read it for yourself.

Layoffs start turning from temporary to permanent across America

In an American economy negotiating a downturn that is already being likened to the 1930s Great Depression, with data on May 8 expected to show more than 20 million Americans lost their jobs in April.

Emerging from the stacks of layoff notices filed by businesses in California, Florida, and New York, where service industries have been hammered by lockdown orders, as well as politically important swing states such as Michigan and Ohio, where key industries such as steel and autos already faced headwinds going into 2020. Plenty of layoffs that just a month ago were labeled temporary are now tagged indefinite or permanent.

But the really ‘good’ news is that the lamestream media continues with the lies stating that the ‘recession’ is starting to bottom out even as coronavirus cases are on the rise. WHAT.THE.HELL. They are still trying to spin the hell out of shit to try and turn it into cotton candy! I ain’t buying it! But hey! For all of you Trumpsters out there, continue to buy the bullshit. Go on out and do your thing. Go to the mall. Go get your hair cut. Hell! Go on a cruise since I hear tell that Carnival Cruise Lines is about to get back up and running. So get back on that petri dish and when no country wants to accept yet another coronvirus filled ship, you can sail the oceans for longer than you want. But hey! If you’re bored…and I know that most whites are, then there you go! Carnival Cruise Lines wants you to book your next cruise that’s leaving ports in August. By then, they expect that you’ll be ready to drop dead at sea and have a sea burial because that’s exactly what is going to happen. The captain can officiate and then someone will have to officiate over his coronavirus death because make no mistake, those who work on those cruise ships are from countries that don’t even know what the word, ‘hygiene’ means. And you were thinking that the only worries you had were norovirus related. Well add coronavirus to norovirus and your ass is indeed, grass.

This bears repeating!

Most restaurants, offices and retail stores do not have the ability to regularly test all their employees and quickly track down and quarantine the contacts of anyone who gets infected. At the White House, all employees are being tested at least weekly, officials said, and a handful of top aides who regularly interact with the president are being tested daily, they said.

That means that those restaurants, retail stores, offices, hair salons, barber shops and other businesses that have reopened do NOT have the ability to test their employees for coronavirus and we ALL know that we have been told that many coronavirus infected people are asymptomatic. And yet, the White House is now testing ALL employees WEEKLY while a handful of top aides who regularly interact with Trump are tested daily. But even still, the White House is a breeding ground for coronavirus while restaurants, offices, malls and barbershops are ‘coronavirus free zones’??? Go on in and spin the wheel, throw the dice and hope that those employees at restaurants, retail stores, barbershops, nail salons and hair salons are not infected because you won’t know for certain since there are no available tests for them. You’ll just have to take them at face value that they are not just asymptomatic. How’s your luck? Those at the White House already know that their luck has run out even though they had the ability to get tested at anytime. And yet, they are, in their own words, “scared to go to work.” But Trump wants Amerikkka to return to work even as those in his own Administration are scared to go to work. Ain’t that some shit? Indeed it is, but Amerikkkans love shit from their elected racists and so you go do as you are told, “Get back to work!”

Trump has it on good authority that he’ll have coronavirus in no time flat; his valet says so. LMAO!!

The news on ALL fronts is GREAT, ain’t it??!! I mean, Trump’s White House is full of coronavirus since Trump claimed that the virus was just a hoax bandied about by the media and the Democrats to lose him the election. His own team of experts are in quarantine due to having come into contact with coronavirus infected White House staff and while all of that was going down, Trump was busy touting the reopening of Amerikkka! All’s well that ends well! 不不不不不戊戊戊戊

5 thoughts on “HA! The White House Is Over Run With Coronavirus! I Am Literally Laughing My Ass Off!

    1. Indeed Leslie! War criminals, corrupt politicians and other heads of state are getting their due. Too bad Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of the UK recovered, but I hear tell that he’ll never be the same. From what I gather, even ‘recovering’ from coronavirus doesn’t actually mean, ‘recovered’, since it has been stated that this virus causes lasting damage that cannot be repaired. And yet for the sake of feeding CAPITALISM, Trump and other world ‘leaders’ are calling for a reopening of their countries and in my opinion, that is just a recipe for disaster, but what do I know? All I know is that it sounds stupid and if it sounds stupid to me, I am going to do the exact opposite of what those fools say. Better to be paranoid, then dead.

      Leslie, I thank you for your comment.

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  1. A restaurant in the lockdown State of Colorado opened up for Mothers Day and welcomed twice as many customers as they served last year on this holiday. Here is a link to a video that provides panorama coverage of the packed house, including a “Whoooo” from one of the proud girls present. Trump’s words are solid gold to just such clueless celebrants who watch Fox News for fresh marching orders:

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    1. Castle Rock Restaurant

      Bill, thanks for posting that. I couldn’t get the link to play even when I went to the original article, but I did see a restaurant filled with whites and none were wearing masks. This restaurant opened up in defiance of a statewide public health order. The owner stated that the restaurant was opened because she “would go out of business if she didn’t do something.” Going out of business is going to be the least of her worries pretty soon because I am sure that we are going to be hearing about her and that restaurant in the not too distance future.

      As you can see, with whites, EVERYTHING is ALL about money; life doesn’t matter to the majority of them. Hell! Without money, they believe that there is nothing else and so they are forever in the pursuit of M-O-N-E-Y. They truly believe that all other groups who just want to live simply on this planet are savages or are stupid if we don’t have piles of M-O-N-E-Y. Well, as for this restaurant owner, I hope it’s worth it and for those who flocked to her restaurant, someone should make them sign a form stating that they knew exactly what they were doing and did it anyway and so they do not want a ventilator, they just want to follow Trump’s suggestion and see if Lysol and bleach will cure coronavirus.

      There have been many who have stated that Trump needs to be arrested for causing the deaths of thousands of people. That will never happen because that maniac is obviously ‘untouchable’. Nothing he does makes sense and yet, Trumpsters follow his every word because he stands for exactly what they stand for; racism, bigotry, prejudice, hatred and more of the like. When we eventually hear that those damn fools are somewhere screeching about how fucking hard it is to breathe, I will NOT be able to muster up a gnat’s ass worth of sympathy for their damn dumb, arrogant asses!

      Castle Rock restaurant reopens to Mothers Day crowds in defiance of statewide public health order

      C&C Coffee and Kitchen owner wrote on Facebook that she would go out of business if I dont do something

      Customers packed C&C Coffee and Kitchen on Trail Boss Drive Sunday, filling tables, a patio and forming a line out the door for dine-in service.

      Gov. Jared Polis office on Sunday issued a statement calling such conduct illegal and dangerous.

      These restaurants are not only breaking the law, they are endangering the lives of their staff, customers, and community.

      So, the problem is that those fools are not just putting themselves at risk for contracting COVID-19, they are putting an entire community at risk. Well, I didn’t see any Black people there and I am pretty sure there aren’t that many who live in that community, so I’m good with this. Oh yes I am!

      And as if that isn’t bad enough, read this!

      Ice cream shop in Cape Cod opens during coronavirus pandemic only to close after customers harassed employees, owner says

      A Cape Cod ice cream shop opened on Friday during the coronavirus pandemic but then closed up after customers were angry over the ordering guidelines set by the shop.

      The Polar Cave Ice Cream Parlour in Mashpee opened Friday after the owner felt he could safely serve the public during the coronavirus outbreak.

      Mark Lawrence, the owner of the shop, told Boston25 News that people didnt listen to the ordering guidelines and began taking it out on his employees.

      Regardless of peoples frustrations, to take it out on a teenage girl is simply wrong, Lawrence posted on the shops Facebook page.

      Yet ANOTHER group of arrogant whites cussed out a teenage employee of an ice cream parlor resulting in the owner having to close the parlor down after having just reopened it because whites are SO damn arrogant, they cannot contain the shit! This pandemic is really showing whites up for what they really are and NONE of it is good! Their arrogance is going to be their undoing and I cannot wait for that to happen.

      Bill, I thank you for your comment.

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