Trump’s First SOTU

“Good evening my fellow Americans. First of all, I want to assure all Americans, true Americans, that is, that I will not include in this address to the nation, any FAKE NEWS! That is CNN’s job.”

“As we celebrate America, the greatest and most exceptional country on the planet, we understand that to make America great again means to get rid of the Statue of Liberty which I never thought belonged here in the first place. Why do we want poor people from shithole countries? We don’t want the tired and poor huddled masses here raping our young white virginal girls with their filthy Mexican hands. And that is why I propose to build that wall to keep those raping Mexicans from crossing over until I need some housekeepers at Mar-a-Lago.”

“I realize that I took a lot of hits for my ‘shithole countries’ remarks when referring to people coming from Haiti and African countries, but those people who live in those shitholes are thanking me for exposing to the world, what they already know. And of course, FAKE NEWS didn’t print that.”

“However, there is much ground to cover tonight and without further ado, I shall get the show on the road. First up, we will soon have my new immigration bill signed into law and we will ignore any injunctions because a mere judge cannot undo what the President of the United States has signed into law. I am sick and tired of being told that I must answer to a higher power when there can be no higher power than the President of this great country. My new immigration bill covers not only the basics for keeping unwanted immigrants from migrating here, but this bill will also remove those who are still dreaming of remaining here. The Dreamers have been dreaming for far too long and it is quite past time that we turned their dreams into plane rides back to where their parents came from. I am quite sure that Honduras, Guadalupe, Guatemala, Cinco de Mayo and Trinidad and Tobago would welcome their people back to Latin America. America is not the only country that grows vegetables and those people who are here illegally are needed to work the fields in their parents original country of birth.”

“Next, we have to fix our infrastructure here in America because America’s infrastructure has been neglected for far too long and that is why I have signed a new executive order giving FrackAway Corporation, the absolute rights to fracking in Oklahoma, New Mexico, Stalingrad and Kansas with the assurance that there will be no serious and sustained damage to the earth and nearby drinking water wells of local residents and these people will thank me later when the price of gas goes way, way down and remains low. We will no longer be dependent on foreign oil and I have also been assured by the FrackAway Corporation that they also specialize in windmills. I want one for Mar-a-Lago and they are going to install it. Windmills remind me of those cute little pinwheels I had when I was a child and now that I’m an adult, I need adult toys.”

“What I want to do now is to introduce to you, Sgt. Dead Man Walking, Sgt. Walking has been deployed nine times to Afghanistan and since he has been in that country so long, he has been declared an Afghan citizen and he has agreed to help with the negotiations with the Taliban on getting the opium out of Afghanistan much faster than we have been able to manage thus far. By cutting down on the paperwork, Sgt. Walking will expedite the process that normally takes 19 days into a 5 day time frame from the time the plant is stripped to the time it lands at our secret Air Force base in Area 59.”

“I do realize that FAKE NEWS has been accusing me of using Twitter too much but I have been assured by Twitter that I make far less use of their services than my predecessor George W. Bush. It is my understanding that Bush and his playmate Condasleezie Rice had secret user names and they used Twitter to make secret assignations which were of course, kept secret until I inquired into Twitter usage of past presidents. Unlike what FAKE NEWS would have you believe, I am hard at work trying to make sure that I use my time to actually get things done. I have also cut my golf games down to 26 a day, 6 days a week. It was difficult, but I want the American people to know that I will not rest until every American has what he/she needs in order to be a viable asset to this great company…I mean, country.”

“Someone just whispered into my earpiece that a rumor is going around since my wife showed up here by her lonesome. Well, let me stop the rumormongers in their tracks right now. Melania came in alone at my request. I have told her time and time again that when I am dallying with another lady friend, the lady friend is apt to get jealous if she sees us together too much and that out of respect for her, my lady friend, that is, I must insist that she attend to her First Lady duties on her own. We are both adults and she does not need to hold my hand every single day.”

“Now then, it has come to my attention that some of you are still shocked and appalled that I won the presidency; stripped right from underneath ole Hillary over there! What can I say, there are just not enough Black Supremacists to counter the White Supremacists and the Black Nationalists are just now gaining their membership while the White Nationalists have been at it since 1602. And now with ANTIFA strutting around, we’ve got ourselves a big ole case of group segregation going on. What we need is yet another uncivil war to get this mess all straightened out because a house united must be divided and I aim to do just that.”

“And finally, I know that some of you are wondering why I have not fired the entire FBI and that is because I have secretly rendered that agency, impotent. The FBI no longer has the clout it once had. These so-called ‘investigations’ into my family’s affairs will cease because the Trump name and brand is spotless. We have no skeletons in our closets and despite every attempt by the Democrats, who by the way, are still suffering from their massive defeat blaming me for their losses, we are still managing to get things done because even the republicans who did not want to work with me in the beginning have come over to my side and my way of thinking. And by all means, light Twitter up tomorrow to show your support for the new tax overhaul bill, for the immigration bill and for the fact that you love number 45!”

“To the American people, the TRUE American people, I wish you a good night and to the dREAMERS, your planes are ready for takeoff!”

Trump’s Tweets About The Indictments!

 

Now, we have all heard about the recent indictments of close personal advisers of Donald Trump.

Asked what Trump’s thoughts were regarding his former campaign advisor, George Papadopolous pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, Trump tweeted:

I don’t even know him. He’s a Roman. I don’t know any Romans. This is a setup!

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

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A White House spokesperson, who refused to go on record stated that Trump is not at all afraid of further indictments leveled at other people he doesn’t even know because no one in the media can be trusted and every report so far, has been FAKE NEWS. There have been no indictments and there will be no indictments. This is just a ‘witch hunt’ because the Democrats are still mad that Trump won the popular vote as well as the Electoral College vote. No one in his administration colluded with the Russians on anything. Donald Trump stated that he did not even know who Vladimir Putin was until he spoke with Sarah Palin at the governor’s mansion in Alaska during a vacation there and she alluded to the fact that Vladimir Putin was a friend of hers who frequently called out to her from his palace in St. Petersburg, British Columbia.

When Trump was advised that yet another one of his former campaign advisers had been indicted and taken into custody by the FBI, Trump again took to Twitter with a few choice words.

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If there was any real proof of collusion with Russia, I would have been indicted. Stop the FAKE NEWS!

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When told that special counsel for the Justice Department, Robert Mueller has also leveled charges at Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, who were also former Trump aides, charged with “conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to launder money and lying among other charges,” Trump was aghast! Trump was overheard exclaiming, “Who are these people?” “I am surrounded by imposters claiming to be my advisers when I have never heard of these people before. This is ALL Hillary Clinton’s fault!” “If anyone thinks to bring charges against me, I will have my day in court on Twitter!”

And so, once more taking to Twitter, Donald Trump had this to say:

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

This is all just a Halloween trick! Nice going folks, but you didn’t fool me!

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And in an apparent Twitter storm, Trump continues:

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If Manafort wants the privilege of making millions of dollars laundering money, he should be allowed to ….

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and Trump was not finished!

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If Rick Gates wants to conspire against the U.S. or other countries, he should be allowed to….

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Donald Trump, in a statement released to the press, had this to say, “Since these nice men are more than likely ‘white nationalists’, this is why they are being singled out to be made scapegoats of. This is what happens when a person stands up for what they truly believe in. I am calling for all ‘white nationalists’ to protest the Justice Department and FBI headquarters to demand the release of these patriotic, gun-toting white men who have gotten fed up with understanding that they will soon be a minority in America. And if they did indeed conspire against the United States, it is only because the United States has been overtaken by Mexicans and half-breeds. It is time to take our country back and they are breaking no laws. How could they? They are simply ‘white’ men making America ‘white’ again!”

Stay tuned for more updates and tweets as this is a breaking story!

Uh…Excuse Me, But….’White’ Women…..

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….you overwhelmingly voted for Donald J. Trump and so what is the deal? Because according to an article in the New York Times, 53% of white female voters voted for Trump and now you’re protesting him? Was yesterday’s march on Washington planned as soon as Hildabeast gave her concession speech which you knew was coming since you headed inside the voting booth and marked an ‘X’ beside Donald Trump and Mike Pence on your ballot and now you are marching and planning future marches to protest what you helped to elect?Why in the world would you get buyers remorse so soon after putting Trump in office? I already knew most of you were crazy, but you’ve certainly proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I saw the pictures of you marching through Washington, D.C. just a proudly showing off your pink hats and various other apparel, apparently to bring attention to your supposed femininity, but it don’t cut no ice with me. Whatever can your agenda be or do you even know? Because I cannot even hazard a guess as to what it is. You clearly made your choice on election day and now you want the world to know that you are upset, to say the least, with your choice? The world should turn its collective back on you instead of standing in solidarity with your foolishness. If you were so afraid that Donald Trump would take your rights away, then the 53% of white female voters who voted for Trump should have voted for someone else because you get what you pay for and you paved the way for Donald Trump on election day by casting your vote for him and so now that you have him, you’re still not satisfied? But then, that’s always been your problem. You’ve too much time on your hands, too much privilege along with too few brain cells functioning and so your thought processes are retarded, obviously, if you can overwhelmingly vote for a man while claiming at the same time that he is a misogynistic asshole; is disrespectful of women, hosts beauty pageants that are demeaning to women, even though you participate in them, and then turn right around and protest what you put into the oval office.

And I sincerely hope that you are not wondering why my Black ass was not standing shoulder to shoulder with the likes of you because it is a known fact that you’ve given not a damn for the plight of the Black woman in Amerikkka from slavery to this very day. As ‘whitewashed’ as history is, it is still well known what you depraved asses did to slave women. It was not their fault for being here and your husbands and sons were lusting after them and it was the slave woman who was tortured by you. And even today, you would only have us stand with you to make your numbers look good when you protest the fact that your own men still hold you in contempt and think of you as nothing more than something to get laid to produce their progeny and then they get up and search for another man’s butthole. But of course, you can’t stand the truth in that you whore yourself out to a man through marriage for those credit cards, McMansions, SUVs and fancy vacations and when you start looking like a dried up prune, he is busy divorcing your ass while you piss and moan over your plight. I’ve seen this too many times to count.

Even though I did see a few Black faces in the crowds, they were few and far between because even we have some retarded women who will follow behind the likes of you because they apparently, don’t know any better or have their own agenda. And of course, we’ve got the bi-racials who will always side with the ‘white is right’ crew; that’s a given and believe me, you are welcome to them.

“Ninety-four percent of black women voted for Hillary Clinton. Sixty-eight percent of Latina women did so. But 53 percent of the white female voters in this country voted for Donald Trump.”

That’s right! You own this one, white women! Ninety-four percent of Black women voted for Hillary because Black women were sincere when they responded to the question when polled about who they would vote for while quite obviously, white women were not since you state one thing and do another. This also goes to show how untrustworthy you are. I damn sure would never turn my back on any of you. I don’t care if you’re in the South, the Midwest or the West; makes no difference because you’re all the same, out for yourselves and damn any one else. That’s how it’s always been with you and it always will be this way.

There were a multitude of responses to the question, “Why are you marching and protesting?” Let’s see what a few responses were.

“At one checkpoint, protesters wore orange jumpsuits with black hoods over their faces to represent prisoners in U.S. detention at Guantanamo Bay. Eleanor Goldfield, who helped organize the DisruptJ20 protest, said protesters wanted to show Trump and his “misguided, misinformed or just plain dangerous” supporters that they won’t be silent.”

Now, isn’t that telling? You were protesting the prisoners in Guantanamo while 2.3 million mostly Black men and women languish in prisons in America and you don’t have a problem with this because you were not protesting that those prisoners should be released, you were worried about those in Guantanamo. Oh, how thoughtful and considerate you are and so selective when doling out your consideration and thoughtfulness because it would seem that some of us are just not worthy of your consideration; namely Black folks.

“Trump’s election was the wake-up call that progressives needed, said Erin Edlow, 28, the membership director of the Virginia Beach Young Democrats. She was in town with her sister to demonstrate her support for the rights of immigrants and of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people.”

Of course Trump’s election was a wake-up call and 53% of white women woke up and headed to the polls to elect Donald Trump as the next president of the United States. They also called on their fellow co-workers, friends, relatives and acquaintances to do likewise and then turned right around and requested their presence at the march on Washington. And Erin Edlow here, stated in no uncertain terms that she was marching for immigrants and for the LGBT crowd but never a mention for those who have been on the receiving end of endless racism, bigotry, prejudice, Jim Crow; the whole nine yards. Why am I not surprised? Hell no! I would never stand with any of you! Not for a nanosecond!

“Although the marchers were mostly female and white, men and people of color also joined the throngs.”
See what I mean? We’ve got a few people of color who were dropped on their head, but by and large, white females along with their male counterparts elected Donald J. Trump. Now why oh why are you so upset over your own choice? And I have stated this before and it would seem that I must state it again. Why be afraid of Trump? He is just like you! Wouldn’t you think that Black people should be the ones marching through the streets, en masse? But you don’t see this and you know why? It is because we are used to Trump since we have to deal with YOU every day and not just for four years or even eight years, but every single damn day and you are worse than Trump! Now, you deal with you! And so get somewhere and sit the hell down because you’re only looking foolish parading around as if you didn’t vote into power the very thing you’re pretending to protest against. Give it a rest! Those of us who have not been dropped on our head, know the deal! When you look in your mirror, Trump is staring right back at you!

Trump Is Obama’s Legacy!

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Decades from now, Obama will be thought of as the president that ushered in Donald Trump. Forget about the ‘first Black president’. Forget about Obamacare. And there really isn’t anything else of note to even bother mentioning, is there?

In January, Obama will hand over the reigns to Donald “You’re Fired” Trump! And basically, that is what the American people told the democrats. “You’re fired!” For many, many years, the democrats, Obama included, took the Black vote for granted. They took the ‘poor’ vote for granted. It mattered not if the poor were Black or white, their vote was taken for granted because the democrats ignored their constituents until it was time to keep a senate seat or a house seat or keep the presidency under democrat control. The democrats spouted the same old tired ass rhetoric, decade after decade and they weren’t really listening to it anymore because it was all recycled garbage; the same message that they’d always used and it did work for a long time. But now, the fat lady has sung for the democrats and for Obama’s legacy.

I will not remember Obama as the first ‘Black’ president since I cannot name a single thing his Administration has done to improve the lives of Black Americans. I cannot think of a single stroke of his executive pen that improved the lives of Black Americans. From day one, that Kenyan born asswipe turned his back on the very people who overwhelmingly voted for him. He turned his back on people who he knew voted for him in the hopes that he would recognize what we all know and do something about helping us take down a deck that has been stacked against us since our ancestors were dragged here. Even though we knew that he was born of a man from Kenya and a white mother, we knew that he had a Black wife and together they produced Black children. We thought that he would look into his wife’s eyes and into the eyes of his daughters and see our daughters, our sons but he did not. He feathered his nest and that of his family’s and left the rest of us to make it as best we could with odds so stacked against us that no bookie would even take the bet.

He promised transparency in government and then turned right around and held secret meetings with insurance companies when putting together the details of Obamacare. He promised us a single payer health care system and we got skyrocketing premiums and little options and now companies are bailing on Obamacare, left and right. He promised jobs and then turned around and held secret meetings over the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement(TPP) that would have strengthened corporate strongholds over entire nations with the ability to bankrupt them and take their natural resources, impoverishing the nation’s people.

Obama said he was “opposed to dumb wars” and yet, US troops are in Afghanistan to this day, protecting poppy plants that when harvested are given a free flight straight to the U.S. and into the veins of addicts in every city in America. Iraq is still seeing heavy fighting between U.S. trained insurgents and ‘the other guy’. Libya, which was not a hotbed for terrorist activities is off the chain thanks to policies put into play by the Obama Administration and with loving approval of his former Secretary of State Hillary “We came! We Saw! He died!” Clinton when speaking of the murder of Libya’s former leader, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. That warpig, Hillary Clinton guffawed over the senseless and needless murder of Gaddafi and with all else that was attached to her filthy ass, she actually thought that Americans wanted any more to do with her or with the Administration she was attached to? We showed you!

Obama did nothing; not one damn thing about the school-to-prison pipeline unless you think ignoring it is doing something about it. Inner city children are kept ignorant, on purpose because they are being groomed to feed the ‘for profit’ prison slavery system. Our children lag behind children in most other developed nations in just about every subject, especially math and science. Many cannot even find other countries on a map. There are so many who cannot even read, the calls for tutors and mentors are ear piercing. Is this another Obama’s legacy? Indeed, it is and not a proud one; not at all.

Barack Obama did more for gays than for any other group. Lit the White House up in rainbow colors when the Supreme Court approved gay marriage. Was the White House lit up in somber colors when twelve-year old Tamir Rice was gunned down two seconds after cops showed up at the park where he was playing? Was the White House lit up in somber colors after Trayvon Martin was executed by a racist who is still walking around grinning and having a good time after killing that child? Did Obama light up the White House in somber colors after Sandra Bland was found mysteriously hanged in a Texas jail cell after having been arrested for failing to make a proper turn signal? Was the White House lit up in somber colors when Freddie Gray breathed his last after having been arrested for doing nothing wrong and in the process had his neck mysteriously broken while being carted to jail in the back of a police van? No! No! No! No! No and NO!

And yet, the Obama justice Department by way of his next favorite coonhead Loretta Lynch is suing the state of North Carolina because North Carolina does not think that men who have ‘transgendered’ should be able to enter restrooms that are designated for females. Black people have been systematically butchered by racist cops and there was no reason in the world to make a stink over that, but along comes a transgender bathroom sign and it is time to get the justice department to sue over it. But to hell with ‘murder by cop’ of unarmed Black men, women and children. Does that give you a clue as to what Obama thinks of you, Black man, woman and child?

Not one asshole on Wall Street saw the inside of a prison cell for bringing entire economies to their knees thereby causing a Depression and yet then Obama Administration’s Justice Department head, Eric Holder stated that, “Bankers were too important to jail!” even though they had engaged in fraud, money laundering and other nefarious deeds, they were indeed, too important to jail. And yet, over two million Black men and women are sitting in prison for being caught with a plant(weed). Is this also part of Obama’s legacy? You goddamn right it is!

This so-called ‘first Black’ president has nothing to show for his presidency but Donald Trump and mass protests in the streets. And before that, there were mass protests in the streets over the murder of Black citizens by racist cops. Is that also an Obama legacy? You bet. Is that something to be proud of? Hell no! But he must own it because it is surely his to own.

History will indeed, remember Barack Obama and we shall as well and when history ‘whitewashes’ everything as it inevitably does, we will tell the truth. We will make sure that our children know why a racist bigot succeeded the so-called ‘first Black’ president. We will tell our children how we were lied to, ignored and thrown underneath the bus, time and time again and still many in Black communities all across this country, looked up to him. I certainly hope that they learned their lesson. Never make more of a man than he is for when all is said and done, he is still just a man and some are even less of a man than others. Obama is the lesser man and that is why his legacy to end all legacies is Donald J. Trump!

Donald Trump, “Sarah Palin To Be Secretary of State!”

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At an impromptu press conference held at Trump Tower in Midtown Manhattan yesterday, president-elect Donald Trump dropped a bomb with his announcement that the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is his pick for Secretary of State. When describing her qualifications for this position, Trump had this to say, “As you all know, I am trying to repair America’s relationship with Russia and who better to get the ball rolling in that regard than Sarah Palin who actually golfed with Vladimir Putin from the governor’s mansion in Alaska. Sarah has told me all about the many times she looked across the pond that separates Russia from Alaska and saw Putin playing golf on the front lawn of his estate. She told me that they developed a certain rapport whenever the ball went into the hole, Sarah, here would call, ‘Love 15!’ and Putin, upon hearing this would answer back, ‘Love 30!’. The two would then wave one final time at each other before disappearing inside their respective mansions. Who better to get America’s relationship back on track with Russia than Sarah Palin who is already fondly perceived by the Russian president? And before you get started on the fact that Sarah Palin has no experience for this position, remember that I am not completely stupid. I did give Sarah a test and she passed with flying colors. I asked her to find Alaska on the map and she pointed to it easily enough. She actually pointed to New Zealand but she explained to me that if I fly from New Zealand by way of Amsterdam, I would arrive in Alaska by 6pm eastern standard time if I depart at 4pm New Zealand Kiwi fruit time. I must say, I am quite floored by Sarah’s abilities and I think she has gotten a raw deal in the past by the press. And so without further ado, I shall hand the microphone over to my new Secretary of State, Sarah Palin! A round of applause, please!”

“Thank you! Thank you Donald! I am underwhelmed and I promise to do a wonderful job as Secretary of State, but to be fair, if Hillary Clinton and John Kerry can do it, I see no reason why I cannot. I think that I am more qualified than those two. They are responsible for the current hostile climate between the Soviet Union and Russia. I am so glad that Hillary is not the president, she never liked me anyway, and that John Kerry person is going to have to relinquish the Secretary of State jet to me. He, with his long face did not go well in a such a wonderful mode of transportation, nor has he exhibited one clue as to how to reign in those pesky insurgents that have been relentlessly fighting our own terrorists in the Middle Eastern country of Berlin. When I am Secretary of State, I promise to get everyone in Stockholm at the table and make them understand that they will no longer get away with harboring those Yemini terrorists that they think we don’t know about. I was watching a documentary the other day on the Discovery Channel and you would not believe how many terrorists are hiding out in  the Swiss Alps. Why, there were twenty-two female terrorists participating in some sort of ritual, kneeling by a creek and rinsing their hair and toweling it dry and I said right then and there, ‘look at that, they are attempting to fool everyone into thinking that they are merely washing their hair when we all know that they are the wives of ISIS members’.”

“I have already been in contact with the UN and I let them know that we will get NATO forces together and prepare to bomb Berlin from France and we will be successful in removing the command center for terrorists in that country. I am going to put ISIS on the run, for good. I am going to make you proud of me Donald. You are going to be so proud of me that when you win a second term, you will want me to continue on as your Secretary of State! Take that Hillary ‘has been’ Clinton!”

“Next week, I am scheduled to fly to Iraq and once I land in Iraq’s major city, Aleppo, I will drill our troops there and get to the bottom of why Iraq is still a hotbed of terrorism. We will brainstorm and find a way to get Toyota to stop doing business with IS and then since those terrorists will have nothing to drive once Toyota stops supplying them with pickup trucks, we shall bring peace and prosperity back to that region. I shall also call on Saddam Hussein to step back in as the leader especially seeing as how Pakistan was doing wonderfully when he was the dictator there. Those CheeseKurds, Soonistas and Sheisties will soon know who’s boss. And if Hillary hadn’t killed Ghaddaddy, Libya would not see me, but I must do what I must do and Libya will be my next stop because I must find a way to run the rebels out and return Libya to Ghaddaddy’s son, Alibaba. It is too bad that he has forty thieves in his regime, but there are going to be some bad guys and sometimes, it takes one bad guy to get to the other bad guys and we must depend on a bad guy at times to make sure that the other bad guys don’t get out of control. So, Alibaba and his forty thieves will run Libya. I have almost achieved world peace because Putin has already assured me that he is returning Ukraine back to Crimea and he has also agreed to allow Petroclevoceous, the former ruler of Spain to return and guide the Slovakian people back to Yugoslavia.”

“So, gentlemen of the press, my new outfits are being prepared as I speak to you and just as soon as they are all ready for me, I shall be on my first world peace mission. And Donald, thank you ever so much for giving me this opportunity to prove that I have more than just air between my ears! Suck on a lemon Hillary!”

Trump Grabbed America By The PUSSY!” ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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How absolutely vulgar is my headline, but so goddamn true! LMAO! According to the ‘etiquette police’, Donald Trump did everything WRONG. He said everything wrong. He was just plain wrong and yet, he is the president-elect. Go figure! Now, Pantsuits Hilda beast, on the other hand, just loved pointing at Trump and exclaiming over his obnoxiousness, vulgarity, misogyny, bigotry; hell, just throw in the whole kit and caboodle and you just might cover the tip of the iceberg. And still, what did she gain? She gained a concession speech. And here I thought there was no God! Damn! Was I ever wrong! Apparently, vulgarity was preferable to warmongering, incessant lying, murder, cover-ups, White Water, Benghazi, missing emails, sex scandals, FBI ‘probes’. EWWWW! And the list is endless. The next step for you, Miss Pantsuits Hilda beast, should be to step behind bars for numerous felonies; you and your philandering corrupt husband.

I thought that when Barack Obama was elected that I had heard it all; the moans, the groans, the “I am leaving the country” from the whites and now, I hear the same shit and this is coming from the whites. They just cannot live in America anymore. Donald Trump is just so…. SO WHITE! He is exactly like you and so if you don’t like Donald Trump, white folks, then you also don’t like what you see in the mirror. There is not a goddamn thing supremacy like about any of you, there never has been and there never will be. Suspend that ‘supremacy’ shit right now! What the hell are you running away from? You cannot run away from yourselves and you cannot distance yourself from the ‘man’ in the mirror. And don’t bother going on and on about how you are different from Donald Trump because that would be a lie. If you were any different, this country would not be in the shape it is in. If you were any different, Donald Trump would have been a joke that is only a distant memory, but instead, he is the president-elect. Black people have always known exactly what whites in AmeriKKKa are filled with and now the whole world knows and so people all around the world know exactly why AmeriKKKa has been fucking up Brown people, the world over. The people of the world know why Black people have been and will continue to be fucked up in this hell hole. But you don’t hear of Black people speaking of a mass exodus; it’s the whites who are always trying to flee from themselves. You ain’t going nowhere because you’ve got to take what you are with you! You can’t leave that behind like you can leave behind your house or your car. The rot that is you will continue to smell wherever you wash up. That’s reality. So, you may as well dig in and continue to smell the rot that is you, right here in AmeriKKKa. Why subject some unsuspecting poor native in another country to your stench? The Black people in AmeriKKKa are used to your stench; the stench of hate, bigotry, racism, white privilege, intolerance and prejudice. Do we like smelling it? Hell No! And as funky as all of it is, why Donald Trump would want to grab it, I haven’t the slightest fucking clue! But then, maybe this is a good thing. “Whites take flight!” Where you gonna go? Because nine times out of ten, what’s going to affect US is going to affect wherever you take your funky ass pussy! And I’m including the men in this because you’re a pussy too!

But Trump did indeed, “Grab America By The PUSSY!” LMAO! You go with yo bad self Donald ‘president-elect’ Trump!

“How Do I Explain Donald Trump To My Children?” Are You Serious?

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What is wrong with people?

How do I explain this to my children?’: Van Jones gives voice to the ‘nightmare’ some are feeling

As the election results so clearly highlighted, America is a sharply divided country.

Tuesday’s election of Donald Trump as the president of the United States has been called many things — “unprecedented,” “shocking” and “stunning” among them.

Many, though, described the election with different words as it relates to women and people of color: failure, “disaster,” “living nightmare.”

You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain that they need to be extra careful if pulled over by the police. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain how we descended from slaves. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain Jim Crow. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain the Tuskegee Syphilis Study. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain the reasons for the Civil Rights Movement and the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain how Muhammad Ali was punished for refusing to allow himself to be drafted to fight in Vietnam. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain the school-to-prison pipeline. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain why there are millions of Black people sitting in the new slave pens otherwise known as prisons. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain why the Ku Klux Klan never disbanded and why other white supremacist groups spawned and their membership has been growing steadily in recent years. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain why an avowed white supremacist shot and killed nine Black people while they were attending Bible Study in their church in South Carolina. You explain Donald Trump to your children the same way you explain why it took a law to finally remove a flag from the state capitol building in South Carolina that represents slavery, racism, prejudice, bigotry; the whole nine yards and you can go even further by explaining Donald Trump with the truth about how this country came to be in existence. And how flaming hypocrites who owned slaves told lie after lie about ‘free men’ while enslaving people who look like you. That’s for starters.

As Black people, we have been living with and putting up with Donald Trumps and those like him since we were first dragged to this shithole and so why now are you wondering just how are you going to explain something that has been in existence all this time? Donald Trump and those like him are nothing new and if you are Black, you know this. So don’t now pretend that everything was just hunky dory before Donald Trump arrived on the scene and fucked up the day. Our day was already fucked up and Hillary Clinton and her philandering husband helped to fuck it up. Hillary Clinton was not going to save the day for Black people because if that was her intent, then why did she back her husband’s policies that imprisoned so many Black people on bullshit charges and made sure that they would not see the light of day for decades for being arrested for having a plant in their possession? Don’t sit on your ass and try and pretend that Hillary Clinton was any different from Donald Trump when they are both cut from the same racist cloth. I would rather deal with an honest racist than a pretentious one and that is what Hillary Clinton is; a pretentious racist. Donald Trump is at least honest in that he knows he’s a racist and has no problem stating that fact. Again, Black people have been dealing with this shit for as long as we have been in America and Donald Trump is most definitely nothing new to us. What more could he possibly do to us? Imprison us? Done! Make us homeless? Done! Cause us to lack adequate healthcare? Done! Cause us to become victims of gentrification? Done! Impoverish us? Done! Make sure that the Klan makes up the police force all across this shithole? Done! What the hell else can Donald Trump do to us that’s not already been done?

What the hell are you afraid of? We have been oppressed since day one and that will never change no matter who is at the helm of this lopsided, sinking, stinking shithole barge. Did that shit cease when that half and half, Barack Obama was elected? Hell no! We have been living with racists, bigots and ignorance since the original slaves were dragged here. Why are you acting or pretending as though you don’t understand this? You really don’t have to explain a goddamn thing to your children because no Black child will ever be completely shielded from racism, bigotry, prejudice and hate from whites no matter how much we wish we could protect them from ugly ass reality; a reality for all Black people in America.

If the Mexicans are afraid because Donald Trump has proposed the building of a wall to keep them out, that’s their problem. If the Muslims are afraid because Donald Trump considers them to be terrorists, that’s their problem. If gays are afraid of Donald Trump because he is not waving the rainbow flag back and forth and intending to light the White House up in rainbow colors, that’s their problem. If women are afraid of Donald Trump for his statements, that’s their problem. They need to grow a pair and realize that it’s their men who overwhelmingly voted Donald Trump into office. None of you do I care about. I am not afraid of Donald Trump just as I am not afraid of his racist supporters because I have been living amongst them my entire life. So, why be afraid now? The fear mongers are out in full force already. They are always at it.

Did you ever stop to think that it may be that millions of people voted for Donald Trump simply because they were fed up with the status quo and saw him as an alternative; a first step to change? We ALL know that nothing would have changed had Hillary Clinton descended to the presidency. Not a damn thing would have changed and I do believe that her presidency would have put us more at risk for nuclear war than Donald Trump will. Black people voted for Donald Trump just as White people voted for Barack Obama. Why must we make everything about race? David Duke and his filth are claiming that they are the reasons Donald Trump was elected. I somehow doubt that, but if he wants to claim it, so be it. But I know one thing, I am glad, GLAD that when I woke up this morning, Hillary Clinton was preparing her concession speech. I went to bed last night more fearful of a Hillary Clinton presidency than I ever was of a Donald Trump presidency and I was so fearful that I went to bed early, put the bottle of champagne away because I was just too despondent for words or to waste on a good bottle of champagne. Today? That’s a different story. When I turned the computer on and saw that Donald Trump had been elected, for the first time in my life, my mouth was open, my eyes were wide and I just sat just like that for over half an hour in absolute disbelief. Then I laughed until the tears freely flowed because all I could think of is that yesterday, I had planned to write Hillary Clinton’s concession speech and post it, but I thought that I would be jinxing things. That is just how much I hated the thought of Hilda beast getting elected.

Where do you go from here? I don’t know. But I do know where I go. I go the same place I’ve been going. I go to help people. I go to be a part of the solution. I go into tomorrow because until there is no tomorrow, the same people who need me to help them yesterday, need my help today and tomorrow and I will not wallow in misery over this election. I will do what I set out to do. Roll up my sleeves and help those who have long since been forgotten by all presidents; past and present, including that lying, hypocritical, warmongering, piece of horse dung that’s about to show us the back of his heels as he exits 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and who should have been evicted from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, four years ago. Good riddance! You will not be missed! Your ‘legacy’, if we can call it that, will show that you share a spot with the other presidents in history who are considered to be the worst of the lot. Obama waited until the last possible second to commute sentences of people who should not be in prison. He waited until the last possible minute to do anything when he had eight years to get the ball rolling on making sweeping changes that would have made a difference. He was voted in for that express purpose and what did he do? Pissed it away. He was given a chance by an overwhelming majority and he pissed on us all and the democrats still thought that they were going to continue to piss on people and tell them that it was raining? Black people as well as white people and all other people should have did exactly what was done, got rid of the old guard and tried to herald in a new. This is a beginning. America has spoken. America elected Donald Trump; White, Black, Atheist, Christian, Latino, Muslim, Indian, men and women all voted for Donald Trump, not just white bigots in hoods and sheets, burning crosses.

And for the record, tears are still streaming down my face, not because of fear but because Hilda beast and her pantsuits can now get the hell out of my face! If she ever runs for president again, I hope that she does not stand a snow ball’s chance in hell of winning! To those who supported her, cry me a river!

“Hilda beast, here’s to your loss! Thank God!”

If You Have Not Yet Voted, Read This!!!!!

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Usually, I am ashamed to admit that I was born in Virginia, but this is one time that I am not bashing the hell out of my birth state, Virginia. This is one time that I am actually lauding some news, not straight outta Compton, but straight outta Virginia!

Virginia governor enables 200,000 felons to vote in November

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — More than 200,000 convicted felons will be able to cast ballots in the swing state of Virginia in November under a sweeping executive order Gov. Terry McAuliffe announced Friday.

The Democrat said restoring the rights of felons to vote and run for office will help undo the state’s long history of trying to prevent African-Americans from fully participating in our democracy.

“This is the essence of our democracy and any effort to dilute that fundamental principle diminishes it, folks, for all of us,” McAuliffe said on the steps of Virginia’s Capitol, before a crowd of more than 100 people that included many felons.

Now, of course, we are all wondering if the restoration of voting rights to felons has anything to do with the upcoming presidential elections, but let us just believe that he(democratic Governor, Terry McAuliffe) is doing this because it is the right thing to do. If a person has committed a crime and they have served their time, then the right to vote should not be withheld. They are certainly expected to pay taxes upon completion of serving their time. And so, they should be well within their rights to expect to ‘think’ that they have some say in who is going to enact laws that they must obey, especially seeing as how, egregious laws most likely got many of them stiffer sentences than they otherwise whould have received.

The Virginia republican camp is already crying, “Foul!” But be that as it may, for now, it stands and the squirming by the republican legislators in Virginia will, of course, continue. They want every single Virginia vote to go to their presidential candidate and seeing as how there is much turmoil in the GOP camp these days, is it any wonder?

What I would like to add is this, to all the convicted felons who have regained the right to vote, think twice about who you intend to cast your vote for. Do not just assume that by checking the box next to the democratic party’s candidate that all will be well. If Hillary Clinton receives the democratic nomination, then remember this, she and her husband Bill Clinton are most likely responsible for why you were incarcerated for years longer than you should have been and also for your receiving a stiffer sentence than you should have received. Never forget Bill Clinton’s legacy and how his policies decimated Black America even as he was re-directing jobs from America to Canada and to Mexico by way of NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement). But what is really the sticking point is that that douchebag pedophile, Bill Clinton, implemented the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30 billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time Bill Clinton left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black prisoners. And what’s more, Hillary Clinton stood behind this and actually encouraged it. Where do you think the ‘Blacks are super predators and need to be brought to heel’ speech came from? This shit was vomited out of her filthy mouth! And this was said while she lauded her husband, Bill’s crime law that got you mandatory minimum sentences for being caught with a plant(weed) and for being addicted to heroin and crack. No rehab for you! Go straight to prison and remain there, indefinitely!

A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for more of the same. They are two sides of the same coin; they are not any different from each other. Hillary Clinton is saying what she thinks she needs to say to ‘court the Black vote’ but you are just a worthless piece of stinking manure in her eyes. You are not fit to breathe the same air she does, is her opinion. She needs your vote and so she will grin and bear being in the same room with you, only up until she receives the democratic nomination and descends to the presidency. Because the office of the president of the United States is not an ascension since warmongers, war hawks and war whores such as Hillary Clinton have long since climbed into bed with those who profit off wars. And Black folks, this is why they have made it so that you feel you have no choice but to sign on the dotted line and fight rich shits wars who want you dead anyway. This is why the only other option for you is to duke it out with guns on every inner city corner in AmeriKKKa over drug turf. This is why Black America, you were chronically hooked on drugs, but you were criminalized for your habit while white folks were and are receiving drug rehab, politician handwringing and even CDC investigations over their supposed increase in death by heroin overdoses. Meanwhile, cities like Baltimore, MD has for decades been dealing with a heroin and crack epidemic and was left to rot, decay and fall into ruin and her citizens, into despair, hopelessness, anguish, heartache and death.

Make no mistake, the democratic party and Hillary Clinton are not here to save the day for you. Your day is fucked up because of them. Vote with your brain. Educate yourselves before you head for the polling stations and try and remember that you owe nothing to those assholes! They promise you shit that they have no intentions of delivering on and by now, you should know this. You are only a pawn to be used in their ‘game of thrones’. Stop selling yourselves to these bastards that think more of their pets than they do of you!

Whatever Terry McAuliffe’s reasons for re-instating the vote to 200,000 felons, make sure that the vote you cast is not because of some misguided deep-seated belief that the democrats are your friends and therefore, will forever deserve your unwavering and loyal support. Surprise their ass! Wake them the fuck up and make them no longer take your vote for granted!

Hillary Clinton has already called us Black folks, ‘super predators’ that need to be brought to heel. Show that foul warmonger that the biggest super predator is her racist ass and that THIS time, you are NOT to be taken for granted!

I can only hope that you get the message!

“I Voted…….”

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I voted……..in my sleep.
 Stood in line with the other sheep
as we were prodded, one by one.
Oh I voted, but I voted for none.
Yes, into that voting booth, I went,
made my mind up to some extent.
I threw my ballot on the dirty floor,
said I’d never vote for a war whore.
 And that no bigot would get my vote,
I’d rather drown in a goddamn moat.
The security guards escorted me out,
told me I was crazy, without a doubt.
 But that’s okay because I had my say
on the 8th of November; election day!
Don’t do as I did and vote in your sleep,
head out the door like good little sheep.
Cast your vote for your favorite clown,
and I’ll sit back and watch as you drown
in piles of shit that they fling your way,
because you voted on election day!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

This election, I refuse to participate in a farce. I could have voted. I’m no felon, but I chose to leave my voting status where it has been for the past three years, sitting on the rolls in Virginia where I no longer reside and never will again.

I hear whines and complaints from the Democrats that the ‘Black vote’ is not what they would wish it to be. Shut the fuck up because you lousy ass dogs have used us in numerous election years and we’ve got nothing to show for it. Black people dutifully show up at the polls and vote for the Dems as though they are some wonderful saviors that are coming to our rescue when nothing could be further from the truth. If the Democratic Party was of any use to Black people, we would not have a school-to-prison pipeline to show for our voting for Barack Insane Obama. We would not have millions of Black people incarcerated on bullshit drug charges feeding the ‘For Profit’ prison slavery system. We would not have gentrification running unchecked throughout this hellhole. We would not have horrific unemployment statistics, income inequality, unbelievable poverty, homelessness, inadequate health care and the list is endless. If your vote benefitted you, Black people, then it would show and from where I sit, it shows that you have no reason in the world to vote. It matters not who is at the helm of this lopsided, sinking, stinking shithole barge, you’ll never see one ounce of support for what’s needed to help descendants of slaves in this shithole.

For once in your life, send a message to the Democrats. Tell them by your lack of support, to go fuck themselves!

Hillary!

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There once was a thug named ‘Hillary’,
who laughed and cackled all day.
This witch was immune to prosecution,
 and she always got her own way.

Then in struts Weiner in his undies,
to an under age girl, he was sexting,
a picture of his crotch on the bulge
and now, a presidential race, it’s affecting.

The witch named Hillary is livid.
She thought she had it in the bag.
but a man by the name of Andy Weiner
just sank the election for that hag.

Donald Trump is just a’smiling and a’grinning.
He foretold of this many years ago,
that a Weiner would take ole Hillary down
and deliver the final, glancing blow!

When the dust has finally cleared away
and the loser has conceded to the Weiner,
will we each accept what just went down
and go home and ‘eat crow’ for our dinner?

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Well? Will we? LMAO! Even though, we should not be amused at this farce of an election, what can we do, eh? I for one, am not going to sweat it. And I do believe it is quite obvious that I don’t want that lying, blood thirsty warmonger, Hillary Clinton to win! Heaven and hell forbid! Damn! I’m glad I can’t vote this year because if I could, I would have held my nose and voted for Trump because I despise and detest that war whore far more than I dislike Trump.