Is Ben Carson On Crack???!!!!

 

And if not, then what the hell is wrong with him? Because according to Ben Carson,  Trump’s newly appointed HUD(Housing and Urban Development) director, the slaves were immigrants.

“That’s what America is about. A land of dreams and opportunity,” he[Ben Carson] said. “There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less.

“But they, too, had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters [and] great-granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.” – HUD Secretary Ben Carson

What the fuck??!!! Even Samuel L. Jackson weighed in on this incredibly dumb as all hell shit!

Samuel L. Jackson blasts Carson’s slavery comment

“OK!! Ben Carson…I can’t,” he tweeted. “Immigrants? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! M—-F—- PLEASE!!!”

Okay, I’m with you, Samuel L. Jackson. “Motherfucker PLEASE!!!”

So, let me get this straight, this man, Ben Carson is a brain surgeon? Really? For real? And yet, imbecilic shit like this comes out of his pie hole? “Immigrant slaves were in the bottom of slave ships just a dreaming of prosperity and happiness in a new land where they would work harder for less? Slaves were not and never will be, immigrants! Slaves did not work for less! They worked for nothing; that is most definitely NOT less, they worked for nothing! And yet, this ‘brilliant’ neurosurgeon comes along with this outlandish stupid shit and now he is also heading up HUD? I have heard of some whacked shit, but this takes the cake!

There was not one goddamn slave in the hold of a stinking slave ship dreaming about a goddamn thing. The slaves were not in a position to even think about dreaming about a ‘better life’. How in the world is this nutcase, a brain surgeon when it would seem that he should need someone to tie his own damn shoestrings for him? But then my guess would be that he only has shoes in his closet that can be closed with Velcro. These ‘house negroes’ cooning for Massa get on my last damn nerve what with their stupid ass bullshit!

I can only say that as plagued with issues that HUD has always been as well as being a cesspool of corruption, the situation at that agency is only going to get worse with this retarded piece of filth masquerading as a brain surgeon  walking the halls of Housing and Urban Development mumbling infantile gibberish. Did he attempt a lobotomy on his own damn head? Yes, would be my guess! And quite frankly, he is not the first Black political figure to spout this utter foolishness. Former president Barack Obama pretty much said the same thing.

Obama also referred to slaves as ‘immigrants’

In December 2015, then-President Obama made similar comments during a naturalization ceremony at the National Archives.

“And perhaps, like some of you, these new arrivals might have had some moments of doubt, wondering if they had made a mistake in leaving everything and everyone they ever knew behind. So life in America was not always easy. It wasn’t always easy for new immigrants. Certainly it wasn’t easy for those of African heritage who had not come here voluntarily, and yet in their own way were immigrants themselves. There was discrimination and hardship and poverty. But, like you, they no doubt found inspiration in all those who had come before them. And they were able to muster faith that, here in America, they might build a better life and give their children something more.”

Again, what is wrong with these idiots? One, a brain surgeon and this moron; a graduate of Harvard and a former president. For the love of !!!!! Obama is actually saying the same thing as Carson in that slaves immigrated here in slave ships just a contemplating a better life that they would give to their children who were taken away from them and sold while their parents were not just facing ‘discrimination, hardship and poverty’, but were facing whips, chains, shackles, rape, pedophilia, molestation, auctions and seeing their own children sold off away from them. Why is even so-called ‘Black’ people taking up the ‘Africans immigrated’ to America as opposed to being dragged into slavery? We all know that textbook publisher Mc-Graw Hill called slaves, ‘immigrants’ and because someone called them out on that bullshit, has had to recall the textbooks and reprint that shit, but here we have two Black assed motherfuckers who should know better stating that very same thing. I am beyond fed up with this blatant outrageousness! Everyone seems hell bent on shoving this ‘whitewashed’ and revised version of HIStory down our throats and telling us to choke on it and like it. Well, I for one refuse to swallow this load of shit!

Read this and read it good! People from Africa were dragged to this shithole that whites called, ‘ America’, that was stolen from the Indians. Slaves did not immigrate here in an attempt to find a better life for themselves or their children. Get that! They were kidnapped, chained in stinking cargo holds, barely fed, were whipped and many never even made it to this hellhole. And the ones who did certainly did not leave the ship  once it arrived on these shores and head for greener pastures. They were forced to stand naked at auction to be poked and prodded and have their finer points pointed out as well as their ‘blemishes’. They were sent to plantations where they were branded, shackled, whipped, chained up like dogs, lashed and worked from sunup to sundown and they never got a dime for all the work they did; not one thin dime. And who do you think benefitted from their slave labor? They sure as hell did not! Every white foot that’s walking around today is still benefitting from what our ancestors did; they are still benefitting from that free labor that everyone is now declaring to have been from ‘immigrant involuntary servitude’. ‘Immigrant involuntary servitude’, my goddamn ass! The slaves were not indentured servants and you can try and spin this shit any way you like, but the facts will never fade next to this made up bullshit. You CANNOT ‘whitewash’ this foul ass vile shit anymore than I can erase who my ancestors are. They are slaves. I come from slaves! Get that? Not indentured servants, not immigrants who willingly climbed into boats and upon landing at Ellis Island, got processed and sent on their way, nor am I descended from Irish indentured servants, Black or otherwise. I am from slaves, SLAVES!! And that is THE reality!

The next time you want to tell lies as outrageous as the ones about how my ancestors immigrated to America as opposed to having been dragged here in the stinking holds of slave ships, bring your ass on up in here and I will be more than happy to refute those vicious lies and in no uncertain terms. Now, publish this in your textbooks, Mc-Graw Hill! Mention this post in your next speech to your employees at HUD, coonhead Carson and whatever the hell coonhead Obama is up to now, you can bet your candy ass that he is still somewhere cooning for “Massa, yes sir Massa sir!” You can give a motherfucker a goddamn college degree, but you cannot force stupidity and cooning out of him by propping his ass up as the head of Housing and Urban Development or by propping his ass up as the President of the United States, formerly! So, again, come on up in here and I will be most happy to disabuse you of the notion that slavery is by definition, immigration!

Trump Is Obama’s Legacy!

trump-and-obama

 

 

Decades from now, Obama will be thought of as the president that ushered in Donald Trump. Forget about the ‘first Black president’. Forget about Obamacare. And there really isn’t anything else of note to even bother mentioning, is there?

In January, Obama will hand over the reigns to Donald “You’re Fired” Trump! And basically, that is what the American people told the democrats. “You’re fired!” For many, many years, the democrats, Obama included, took the Black vote for granted. They took the ‘poor’ vote for granted. It mattered not if the poor were Black or white, their vote was taken for granted because the democrats ignored their constituents until it was time to keep a senate seat or a house seat or keep the presidency under democrat control. The democrats spouted the same old tired ass rhetoric, decade after decade and they weren’t really listening to it anymore because it was all recycled garbage; the same message that they’d always used and it did work for a long time. But now, the fat lady has sung for the democrats and for Obama’s legacy.

I will not remember Obama as the first ‘Black’ president since I cannot name a single thing his Administration has done to improve the lives of Black Americans. I cannot think of a single stroke of his executive pen that improved the lives of Black Americans. From day one, that Kenyan born asswipe turned his back on the very people who overwhelmingly voted for him. He turned his back on people who he knew voted for him in the hopes that he would recognize what we all know and do something about helping us take down a deck that has been stacked against us since our ancestors were dragged here. Even though we knew that he was born of a man from Kenya and a white mother, we knew that he had a Black wife and together they produced Black children. We thought that he would look into his wife’s eyes and into the eyes of his daughters and see our daughters, our sons but he did not. He feathered his nest and that of his family’s and left the rest of us to make it as best we could with odds so stacked against us that no bookie would even take the bet.

He promised transparency in government and then turned right around and held secret meetings with insurance companies when putting together the details of Obamacare. He promised us a single payer health care system and we got skyrocketing premiums and little options and now companies are bailing on Obamacare, left and right. He promised jobs and then turned around and held secret meetings over the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement(TPP) that would have strengthened corporate strongholds over entire nations with the ability to bankrupt them and take their natural resources, impoverishing the nation’s people.

Obama said he was “opposed to dumb wars” and yet, US troops are in Afghanistan to this day, protecting poppy plants that when harvested are given a free flight straight to the U.S. and into the veins of addicts in every city in America. Iraq is still seeing heavy fighting between U.S. trained insurgents and ‘the other guy’. Libya, which was not a hotbed for terrorist activities is off the chain thanks to policies put into play by the Obama Administration and with loving approval of his former Secretary of State Hillary “We came! We Saw! He died!” Clinton when speaking of the murder of Libya’s former leader, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. That warpig, Hillary Clinton guffawed over the senseless and needless murder of Gaddafi and with all else that was attached to her filthy ass, she actually thought that Americans wanted any more to do with her or with the Administration she was attached to? We showed you!

Obama did nothing; not one damn thing about the school-to-prison pipeline unless you think ignoring it is doing something about it. Inner city children are kept ignorant, on purpose because they are being groomed to feed the ‘for profit’ prison slavery system. Our children lag behind children in most other developed nations in just about every subject, especially math and science. Many cannot even find other countries on a map. There are so many who cannot even read, the calls for tutors and mentors are ear piercing. Is this another Obama’s legacy? Indeed, it is and not a proud one; not at all.

Barack Obama did more for gays than for any other group. Lit the White House up in rainbow colors when the Supreme Court approved gay marriage. Was the White House lit up in somber colors when twelve-year old Tamir Rice was gunned down two seconds after cops showed up at the park where he was playing? Was the White House lit up in somber colors after Trayvon Martin was executed by a racist who is still walking around grinning and having a good time after killing that child? Did Obama light up the White House in somber colors after Sandra Bland was found mysteriously hanged in a Texas jail cell after having been arrested for failing to make a proper turn signal? Was the White House lit up in somber colors when Freddie Gray breathed his last after having been arrested for doing nothing wrong and in the process had his neck mysteriously broken while being carted to jail in the back of a police van? No! No! No! No! No and NO!

And yet, the Obama justice Department by way of his next favorite coonhead Loretta Lynch is suing the state of North Carolina because North Carolina does not think that men who have ‘transgendered’ should be able to enter restrooms that are designated for females. Black people have been systematically butchered by racist cops and there was no reason in the world to make a stink over that, but along comes a transgender bathroom sign and it is time to get the justice department to sue over it. But to hell with ‘murder by cop’ of unarmed Black men, women and children. Does that give you a clue as to what Obama thinks of you, Black man, woman and child?

Not one asshole on Wall Street saw the inside of a prison cell for bringing entire economies to their knees thereby causing a Depression and yet then Obama Administration’s Justice Department head, Eric Holder stated that, “Bankers were too important to jail!” even though they had engaged in fraud, money laundering and other nefarious deeds, they were indeed, too important to jail. And yet, over two million Black men and women are sitting in prison for being caught with a plant(weed). Is this also part of Obama’s legacy? You goddamn right it is!

This so-called ‘first Black’ president has nothing to show for his presidency but Donald Trump and mass protests in the streets. And before that, there were mass protests in the streets over the murder of Black citizens by racist cops. Is that also an Obama legacy? You bet. Is that something to be proud of? Hell no! But he must own it because it is surely his to own.

History will indeed, remember Barack Obama and we shall as well and when history ‘whitewashes’ everything as it inevitably does, we will tell the truth. We will make sure that our children know why a racist bigot succeeded the so-called ‘first Black’ president. We will tell our children how we were lied to, ignored and thrown underneath the bus, time and time again and still many in Black communities all across this country, looked up to him. I certainly hope that they learned their lesson. Never make more of a man than he is for when all is said and done, he is still just a man and some are even less of a man than others. Obama is the lesser man and that is why his legacy to end all legacies is Donald J. Trump!

Choir Boys Were Killed In Dallas By A Demented Ex-Soldier……

KKKops

 

….so says Barack Obama.

“The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he’s no more representative of African Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.”

Oh, but that is where you are wrong Obama. The so-called ‘demented’ individual, Mr. Micah Xavier Johnson just could not have been ‘demented’ because after all, he was given a clean bill of both mental health and physical health by the U.S. military since he had been deemed fit enough to be deployed to the killing fields of Afghanistan or was he simply over there protecting the poppy plants that when harvested will be given a free flight straight to the United States and into the mouths and arms of the opioid drug addicted Americans, especially ‘white’ AmeriKKKans?

All of a sudden, this man who had served in the U.S. military is now ‘demented’ when he was, apparently, not demented enough to be rejected from serving in the military. The article goes on to state that Micah Xavier Johnson killed fellow veterans seeing as how four of the five KKKops who got wacked had served in the military. Wow! And they came straight from warzones with the killing fever and immediately joined the police force which enabled them to continue to gun down people even though they can do that in their spare time since they obviously have access to weapons by virtue of their military clearance since they’ve been cleared of having mental disorders that would deem them too ‘demented’ to purchase weapons. So, what Obama said does not even make any sense. Who is writing his speeches for him? Fire him!

But the good part is that according to Obama, Micah Xavier Johnson does not represent African-Americans. He has that part right because Micah Xavier Johnson was not an African-American, he was an American citizen. He was not born in Africa and immigrated to America and acquired American citizenship after having taken some citizenship test,  he was born in AmeriKKKa! Micah Xavier Johnson is representative of descendants of slaves who are fed the fuck up with seeing their numbers declining daily simply because their ancestors were dragged over here and they are the result of slavery. Oh, yes! Many of us are just as fed up as Micah Xavier Johnson was, now you think on that Obama!

And as for Dylann Storm Roof, that piece of white shit that murdered those nine Black people while they were holding Bible study in a church in Charleston, SC on June 17, 2015, he is most definitely representative of his group, the Ku Klux Klan, The Aryan Brotherhood and other skinhead groups that are endemic to this shithole. This shithole was founded by so-called ‘white supremacists’ who deemed any other group to be inferior and therefore, incapable of displaying human qualities and who were then relegated to three-fifths human status and were enslaved or rounded up and placed on reservations. And the very same continues to this very day. How does it not? Black people are enslaved in for-profit prisons by the millions and if they do not make it inside the actual prison, they are shot dead before they can be handcuffed and escorted there. And where are the Indians? Why, they are for the most part, still living in abject poverty on reservations all across this shithole and no one even mentions their plight. So, tell me, what the fuck has changed in over 400 years? I’ll tell you. Not a goddamn thing.

But coonhead Obama wants to get up there and declare who is not representative of what when he is not even representative of Black people in this shithole. He has never once stood up and did a goddamn thing about a goddamn thing that pertains to racism, police brutality, discrimination, bigotry, unfair housing practices, the school-to-prison pipeline, mass homelessness, poverty, wage stagnation, the high unemployment rate of Black men and income inequality, but he wants to mouth off about what is and is not representative of what the fuck?

And oh yes, I did mention ‘choir boys’ did I not? Indeed I did. The article also states that one of the wacked officers routinely gave out department stickers to children at his church. Again, WOW! That was just so thoughtful and considerate of him. Now, after signing up to shoot people and rob them of their money, erroneously, because that is what is happening when KKKops pull people over for bullshit reasons and cite them for a seatbelt violation which means that they must pay a fine, they are not looking out for the welfare of the driver, they are merely looking out for their own wallets because you have no idea how much money the corrupt criminal justice system makes off fining people for victimless ‘crimes’ and minor traffic offenses, this ‘choir boy can be found handing out department stickers to the little children in his church. How nice.

The criminal justice system is a multi-billion dollar business and I suppose no one has wondered why we never hear KKKops talk about a KKKops lousy ass salary anymore. Oh, they don’t need a salary; that ‘job’ comes with too many other perks and benefits like taking guns from suspects and selling them on the Black market or how about absconding with drug money from busting drug dealers. Do you honestly think that all the drug money that police take from drug deals they interrupt ever gets placed on a shelf in the evidence room? Ha! You dumb ass sucker, you! The corruption that is the very essence of what IS the criminal justice system of today, puts the mafia to the blush…AND…out-of-business.

Here in Menacesnowta alone, a gang-task force was assembled to handle the gang situation here and turns out, the gang-task force was more corrupt than the gangs it was assigned to disperse and the gang-task force had to be shut down and the public actually recovered damages. Yes indeed, our dear choir boys in blue who hand out department stickers to children in church are the salt of the earth, doncha know. No, you don’t know because they are not! So, for those of you who sincerely believe that KKKops are choir boys who do their duty of ‘protect and serve’ and then hand out department stickers to little children in church, one of these days, you will be in for a rude awakening because these choir boys are going to show you their true colors; the color of racism, corruption, murder and greed and guess what? They are indeed, representative of ‘white’ AmeriKKKa, and that means, YOU, the lovers of these choir boys; the Ku Klux Klan, The Aryan Brotherhood and all your brothers that make up skinhead hate groups all across this shithole called, AmeriKKKa who after coming back from the killing fields in the Middle East, take that same mindset onto the streets of every shitty city in this shithole! Now, suck on that!

This Brought Tears To My Eyes!

 

For the love of ….!!!!!!!

“He looked ashamed, hungry and broken,” Teen offers to carry groceries in exchange for food

WEST MEMPHIS, Tenn. – A 16-year-old boy’s life has been changed thanks to the power of social media.

Matt White says he was shopping for groceries at Kroger when he was approached by a teenager.

The teen introduced himself as Chauncy and offered to help White carry his groceries to his car in exchange for a pack of glazed doughnuts.

“This kid looked like he had been turned down 100 times. He looked ashamed, hungry and broken,” White wrote on Facebook.

Sixteen year old Chauncy Jones Black went cross town to the ‘rich peoples’ Kroger to offer to carry their groceries in exchange for some glazed donuts. He was hungry, had been sleeping on the floor since there was only a couch in his mother’s apartment and there was no food in the refrigerator. His mother is disabled.

Matt White, a shopper at Kroger’s, not only bought Chauncy his donuts, he even purchased more groceries and drove Chauncy and the groceries back to where Chauncy lived. He then took Chauncy to church to make a video in the hopes that if someone saw this young man’s plight, it would hopefully encourage them to help. And so, thanks to the kindness of a stranger, a young man and his family are receiving donations through a GoFundMe page that was set up by the man who helped Chauncy.

This is a shame! It is a disgrace! While the Department of ‘Justice’ is busy suing states over transgender rights and while the Supreme Court has given gays the go-ahead to marry and while Barack Obama is busy lighting up the White House in rainbow colors that have been co-opted by the gay community, children like Chauncy and his mother are starving to death. But I am sure that it is a comfort to Chauncy to know that millions of people have declared that the Black struggle for survival is less important than a fight over a transgender bathroom sign, is less important than making sure that people who change their sex get to have the ability to choose any bathroom they feel matches their ‘gender identity’ for that particular day. You motherfuckers are not hungry, damn near homeless and so desperate that you are going to the rich part of town and attempting to carry some groceries for someone in the hopes that by doing so, it will enable you to pay for your sex change operations.

I cannot believe that many Black folks have taken it upon themselves to ignore the atrocities that are occurring in their own damn neighborhoods and instead, prefer to take up the cause of some shits that don’t even need their assistance because they’ve got the blessings and the backing of the full force of the federal government behind their perverted ass! We, as Black people, don’t even have that; in fact, quite the opposite.

I state it again, I will never get onboard with calling for gay rights, nor will I liken some supposed struggle for who the hell knows what, that they are supposed to be waging with what is going down among Black people, every single day. Not a one of you gay motherfuckers look hungry. You don’t look ashamed at all since all we hear about is your goddamn ‘pride parades’ and such nonsense and nor do you look broken because every entity from Hollywood, CA to Washington, DC has taken up your perverted cause. Ours? Not the fuck at all!

It is extremely telling that social media, after having been made aware of this young man’s plight, stepped up to the plate and helped this young man and his family since the resources of the federal government are focused on the gay rights agenda and not on social programs or on so-called safety nets that are supposed to be in place to help children like Chauncy Jones Black who are suffering from chronic poverty, get some goddamn relief.

When will the White House be lit up in colors deemed appropriate to highlight the fact of child hunger and poverty in America? When will The Department of Justice initiate a lawsuit on behalf of all hungry children in America and announce that children should not have to beg for food? I won’t hold my breath waiting on that to happen because the gay rights agenda takes front and center stage….and ALL available tax payer funds.

And for those of you who can ignore the hopelessness on the face of a hungry child while pouring your outrage out over the killing of a gorilla, you should be shot! You are pathetic and useless!

In Memory Of Muhammad Ali Who Refused To Shed Someone’s Blood He Did Not Know!

Famous Muhammad Ali quotes

Blood Will Always Flow!

I look down at the weapon that I hold in my own hand,
standing over a lifeless body in a strange and foreign land.

I just took a life and I don’t even care!
But on my daughter’s head, I would not harm a hair.

What difference should it make and how could I ever kill?
And yet I look down at you and in death, you lie so still.

I stand here blaming you for the cause of your own death
and never think that who I kill for are those who hold the wealth.

They say that I am a soldier and that what I do is right.
I just go to the wars they start and then I begin to fight.

What use is there in wondering if it’s me who’s in the wrong.
I know that what I do ain’t right and I’ve known it all along.

But you see, it’s just a job to me, it’s not personal at all.
Remember, I’m just a soldier and your death was not my call.

If I take the fight to you, then you won’t bring it here.
They control us with their lies and say it’s you that we should fear.

You are dead and I’m alive but for how long I do not know.
The war machine continues on and someone’s blood will always flow.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Muhammad Ali refused to allow himself to become a tool to be used for rich ‘white’ men to kill for the sake of killing; to be used as a tool for the empire to continuously steal, rape, pillage, plunder and decimate, running roughshod over sovereign nations when he and his people were subjected to the same right here in AmeriKKKa.

He could not even eat in a restaurant. He could only listen to “We don’t serve Negroes in here!” And yet, AmeriKKKa wanted him to fight and DIE for THAT? Seriously? If only those who had allowed themselves to be dragged off to fight no enemy of theirs, if only they too, had stood up to this vicious, evil and corrupt stolen nation, maybe, just maybe…we wouldn’t still be toppling rulers of sovereign nations to this very day.

Barack Obama should have burst into flames upon speaking Muhammad Ali’s name especially since his Administration has launched more wars and drone struck more innocent people AND hospitals since George Bush’s illegal war in Iraq.

Barack Obama had this to say, “His fight outside the ring would cost him his title and his public standing.  It would earn him enemies on the left and the right, make him reviled, and nearly send him to jail.  But Ali stood his ground.  And his victory helped us get used to the America we recognize today.”

Is this clown for real? “And his(Muhammad Ali)victory helped us get used to the America we recognize today.”

The America of today is the reason Libya is on fire. The America of today is the reason Yemen is on fire. The America of today is the reason Iraq is STILL on fire! The America of today is the reason Afghanistan is on fire. The America of today is the reason Syria is on fire and the cold war has re-ignited and American troops are stationed all over the world. American CIA agents trained ‘terrorists’ and let them loose on the Middle East, bringing chaos, pandemonium, bedlam and death to that region. America is responsible for the neo-Nazi mess in Ukraine and Obama wants to ‘drone’ on and on about “And his victory helped us get used to the America we recognize today?” Muhammad Ali was against everything that Barack Insane Obama stands for. That lying piece of hypocritical filth has no right to even whisper Muhammad Ali’s name because Obama would have been attempting to have Ali locked up for refusing to be drafted. Don’t think so? Then why is Chelsea Manning rotting in prison for exposing war crimes? Why is Edward Snowden in exile in Russia for exposing the spying done on a massive scale against innocent American citizens? Because Muhammad Ali’s victory helped us get used to the America we recognize today? Hell if that is so! Because if what Muhammad Ali was about had caught on, we would be looking at an entirely different scenario of what IS the America of today.

Obama couldn’t even care less about Veterans because I just read that “VA Chief likens veteran care wait times to Disney park lines..” This is a disgrace! And yet again, Obama ‘drones’ on and on about how he ‘thanks’ the military for their service even while knowing that many are dying before they can even be seen at a VA hospital or clinic and that the number of suicides of enlisted service men and of veterans is skyrocketing.

This liar-in-chief has the unmitigated gall to weigh in on Muhammad Ali’s contribution to the anti-war effort? Unbelievable!

And apparently, Obama has yet to read this report.

Suicide surpassed war as the military’s leading cause of death

War was the leading cause of death in the military nearly every year between 2004 and 2011 until suicides became the top means of dying for troops in 2012 and 2013, according to a bar chart published this week in a monthly Pentagon medical statistical analysis journal.

For those last two years, suicide outranked war, cancer, heart disease, homicide, transportation accidents and other causes as the leading killer, accounting for about three in 10 military deaths each of those two years.

Muhammad Ali, thank you for being all too human and for looking into your own children’s eyes, knowing that if you could not harm a hair on their head, how could you turn around and harm a hair on the son or daughter of another’s child. Thank you for showing us just what true ‘humanity’ is all about because believe me, too many of us have no clue! Thank you and peace be yours, finally!

Transgender Rights, But No Rights for Black People

American hypocrisy

 

 

 

 

As Margaret Kimberley of Black Agenda Report so succinctly states:

“If you are Black in America, “driving, walking, riding a bicycle, being in a public space at the wrong moment, or even calling the police for assistance” can get you killed. President Obama doesn’t care about that, yet he puts the full force of the federal government behind transgender bathroom rights. “Obama loves to wade in on the side of a small segment of white liberal concern instead of helping the people who love them the most.”

“There is nothing new about people being transgender or using the restrooms they choose. They have been doing so for years. In contrast, black people risk death constantly just because they exist in this society. Driving, walking, riding a bicycle, being in a public space at the wrong moment, or even calling the police for assistance can get them killed. Yet Obama’s FBI doesn’t even maintain a record of killings committed by the police.”

Margaret Kimberley could not be more right!

And as I have been stating over and over again, this president has shown nothing but contempt for Black people in America and yet millions willfully remain ignorant to that contempt and disdain that he displays for them.

I recently tackled the subject of this transgender bathroom mess and fell out with a fellow blogger over it and rightly so as once again, the plight of Black people in this shithole gets equated with some transgender issue that is in reality, a non-issue. Real issues like police brutality against Black people, a school-to-prison pipeline, gentrification, mass unemployment and wage stagnation, voting rights, homelessness, mass incarceration and unmitigated poverty remain back burner issues that will never see the light of day for a ‘fix’ by the Feds. And continued ignorance will be spouted out about how Black people should just shut up already and be thankful that we are no longer seeing ‘Colored Only’ signs and be glad that transgender rights are being highlighted and that we must accept this as a ‘win’ for our corner. Never that! Not on my watch!

When I posted “I Am SO Fucking Fed Up With This Transgender Bathroom Shit!” I never thought that one of my readers would post such a disrespectful comment, but ‘humans’ never cease to amaze me with their thoughtlessness, ignorance, racism and obnoxiousness.

Without further ado, here is the comment in question.

Wow, Tubularsock isn’t much of a fan of intolerance. It wasn’t that many years ago that “Negroes” had their OWN public bathrooms and their very own drinking fountains. And all they did was bitch and complain that these facilities were separate.
They even had “Colored Only” signs. Another sign of a privileged class, Tubularsock guesses.
And all Tubularsock heard from “White” people when he attempted to explain those issues was “just get over it”!
And then the Federal Government made an issue of this intolerance and things started to change.
And all Tubularsock heard from “White” people was why isn’t the Federal Government doing more about important issues. And “. . . just why can’t THOSE “Negroes” just be happy for what they’ve got!”

Years ago a nurse friend of Tubularsock explained that “more babies than you’d think”, she said, are born hermaphrodite and at the time of birth many times the doctor will arbitrarily decide (often without even consulting the parents) which sex that child will be assigned.

Today a hermaphrodite is called an “intersex” birth and 1 in ever 2000 births are “intersex” births.

Standard medical treatment has been to look at the genitals, make an arbitrary decision about the gender and then correct it surgically because they are born with both sets!

But now, many are challenging the ethical basis of surgery, knowing that gender identity is complex, and doctors can sometimes get it wrong, not knowing how a child will feel about their gender assignment when they grow up.

The bottom line is not “just get over it” any more than to tell a black child to “just get over it” because you don’t look like Disney’s Blond Headed Cinderella!

Intolerance is NOT what is needed, knowledge and understanding will bring us together and what this world needs more than anything is LOVE!

And here was MY response of which I am SO fucking proud!

“Tubularsock isn’t much of a fan of intolerance. It wasn’t that many years ago that “Negroes” had their OWN public bathrooms and their very own drinking fountains. And all they did was bitch and complain that these facilities were separate.”

Fuck THAT shit! You can consider me to be an ‘intolerant’ homophobe until the cows come home, go back out and come home AGAIN! I don’t fucking care! I am speaking of MY opinion and only MY opinion and once again, since we have been down this road before, if you take exception to what you see in here, you are free to move the hell along and never come this way again! Do you understand this???!!! I don’t give a goddamn for your fucked up opinion on this issue, nor did I seek it! If motherfuckers want to claim that their sex is not what they want it to be, all well and good. But I am sick to pieces of MY tax dollars going to fund erroneous lawsuits to enable some man who can’t fucking figure out what he wants to be from one day to the next, a new bathroom sign just for his confused ass.

The signs for ‘Colored Only’ were not over some ‘gender’ issue and whether or not we were born with male and female body parts. What we have been subjected to in this shithole from the time our ancestors were dragged over here are far more horrific than is the case with a motherfucker born with male and female body parts, “1 in every 2,000 births.” Every single African that was dragged to this shithole to become a slave, was put through an indescribable hell. There was no “1 in every 2,000” Africans had to go through this. Every single goddamn one of them did and their ancestors to this day are following suit. So don’t you sit on your pink ass and compare what happened to our ancestors and what is happening to us to some “1 in every 2,000 births” of some motherfuckers that are born with both male and female body parts and in fact, I don’t even think that is where the problem lies and you don’t either. The problem lies in the fact that it has now become à la mode to claim that a motherfucker was ‘assigned’ a gender that he/she feels is not theirs. No one has lashed their back, shackled, enslaved, tortured or brutalized them for hundreds of years over their female and male body parts and you know this!

So, don’t you dare come all up in here with your “nurse said this” and “nurse said that” about some goddamn shits that may or may not have been born with both male and female body parts because I can damn well believe that this is not at the heart of what we are seeing today!

You will not come up in here and downplay the ‘Colored only’ signs that my ancestors had to deal with and this was AFTER the fact of slavery! No one is enslaving motherfuckers who were born with both male and female body parts! No one is going around burning crosses in the yards of motherfuckers born with both male and female body parts. No Ku Klux Klan was formed for the sole purpose of intimidating, lynching and otherwise fucking up those who were born with both male and female body parts!

Don’t you goddamn EVER come back in here and I fucking mean that and I fucking swear that if I see one more goddamn comment from you, it will be deleted and you can rest assured that not another one will appear here, EVER!

If you want to post about how ‘tolerant’ your ass is, then use YOUR goddamn blog for that purpose, but in here, I am all about Blackness! And if you can’t understand that, too goddamn bad! Get ta steppin’, you pink assed motherfucker!!!!

Now then, I wonder what it is that gives Caucasians the right to think they can just overstep the bounds of propriety and just come out and say whatever they damn well please? Oh, that’s right! It’s called ‘white privilege’. Well in here, check your ‘white privilege’ at the goddamn door or I will check it for you and relish doing so! As you can see from the above comment. I have told you time and time again, that I don’t care if I write to my goddamn self, I will not have this shit in my face from Caucasians who have no right to speak on what they absolutely know nothing about.

You have no firsthand knowledge of what it means to be a Black person in AmeriKKKa and for you to come up in here and speak on this as though you are some sort of authority tells me all I need to know about your racist ass! It tells me more than I want to know which is why when you do so, you will get ta steppin’! I don’t give a good goddamn for followers. A damn war is being waged against us and in the midst of battle, the last thing I need to see is a comment of that sort from the likes of you! Shits like you are the reason why I am in the midst of battle. And make no mistake, your professions of “I am not a racist!” don’t cut no ice with me because shits like you sit up and condone what other racists say and do because if you didn’t, maybe so many ‘openly’ racist motherfuckers would no longer consider it to be a la mode to continue to parade down the goddamn street in white sheets. Maybe, it would no longer be business as usual in this shithole of denying Black people, access to good paying jobs, decent health care, a decent education, drinkable water and flourishing neighborhoods. But all we hear about is how bad Detroit and New Orleans and Chicago and Baltimore are doing. Like you don’t know why! But you’re ‘all good’ because you pronounced to all and sundry that “I am not a racist!” Like hell, you’re not! You are the epitome of racism and to suggest otherwise would be a goddamn lie! It is eating you from the inside out and you couldn’t die from it soon enough to suit me!

And yet, you want to sit somewhere on your pink asses and preach to us about LOVE?! Are you fucking serious? Since when have you gone to Ku Klux Klan Central and preached to them about LOVE? Since when did you go to the Aryan Brotherhood and preach to them about love? You know just what the fuck you would get for your worthless ass efforts. But you have no problem coming at me with that bullshit as though you are doing me a favor by telling me about LOVE! Something of which you know absolutely nothing about because if you did, you’d be preaching it to your damn self. But you don’t! Because your damn worthless ass ain’t fucking human. You are no different from the motherfucker that dons a sheet. You are one and the same! I am fighting against your ass the same as I am theirs. You are both two peas in a pod! And you mean, you didn’t have a clue as to what would happen if you spouted your racist ass bullshit to me? Did you fucking think that I was the one to put up with it? Really? Yeah! Bring some more filthy racist ass shit up in here and see just what the fuck you get for your efforts. If you don’t slither the fuck up out of here on your own, I’ll bounce your candy ass on up outta here. Count on it!

“You Guilty Bastard, Stop Watching Porn!!”

Tairod Nathan Webster Pugh, one of the first U.S. defendants to face trial for supporting ISIS, is shown in this government exhibit image provided by the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of New York.     REUTERS/U.S. Attorney's Office/Handout via Reuters

Tairod Nathan Webster Pugh, one of the first U.S. defendants to face trial for supporting ISIS, is shown in this government exhibit image provided by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of New York. REUTERS/U.S. Attorney’s Office/Handout via Reuters

 

NEW YORK, March 9 (Reuters) – A U.S. Air Force veteran was found guilty on Wednesday of attempting to join Islamic State, according to Newsday and other local media.

Tairod Pugh, 48, was convicted after a week-long trial in Brooklyn federal court. The case is the first in more than 75 Islamic State-related prosecutions brought since 2014 by the U.S. Department of Justice to reach a jury verdict.

Mr. Pugh watched dozens of the group’s slickly produced recruitment videos. He apparently screamed “Jihad!” and then rushed right out, purchased a one-way plane ticket to take him from his home in Egypt destined for Turkey, whereupon Turkish officials, on a direct line with Obama, said, “We’ve got a live one! Do you want him or not?” Obama then said, “Of course, we want him. Fly him right on over, he’ll stand trial and then we shall have the CIA re-train him to fight alongside the Islamic State terrorists that WE ‘vetted’ and let loose in Syria and other countries in the Middle East. Do not believe his explanation of flying to Turkey for work. After all, he did scream, ‘Jihad!’ and that could only mean one thing, he’s fed the fuck up with our shit stirring and wants in on it. We’ll take it from here, Obama, over and out!”

Damn! My bad! Mr. Pugh, please accept my sincere apologies. I thought that you were convicted and found guilty of downloading and watching child porn online and here, you were just watching some homemade videos by those “OTHER” terrorists that have yet to be vetted by the likes of John ‘Mad Dog’ McCain, Lindsey ‘sucks McCain’s ass’ Graham, John ‘jaw breaker’ Kerry, Barack ‘I never saw a drone, I didn’t like’ Obama and the other slimy war hawks and warmongers.

Now, let me get this straight, I cannot watch some online videos purportedly posted by Islamic Extremists because the government decided that what I am watching is just not kosher and therefore, if I buy a plane ticket to a certain destination, it is assumed that I am going to sew an ISIS flag, wave it back and forth which means that I am contacting ISIS to let them know that I would love to climb onboard and kick some ‘other’ terrorist ass? I am not simply tired of viewing commercials that tell me which soap to buy, what toothpaste to purchase and what store to shop at in order to purchase them.

Not only am I not ‘free’ in this country, America, but if I go to another country, exhibit behavior that is on some checklist, then I am liable to be picked up and escorted to a holding cell where I shall await extradition to the states to stand trial for merely watching videos and purchasing a plane ticket. Seriously?

AmeriKKKans, how free do you think you are? If you think that this is just some random incident, think again. This happens too many times to count. Do you realize that this is exactly why innocent people are being held in Guantanamo? The majority of those cooling their heels in that prison are innocent and yet some are still there. And yet, government officials are afraid to release them for fear of what they may do upon release. Yeah! Fear that shit! Because when you torture innocent people, that just fills them with a desire to love you, respect you and hold you in high regard. I just cannot make this shit up! Are the three stooges plus their offspring running this goddamn dumbass show? That would seem to be the case!

Meanwhile, AmeriKKKans are still happily fussing on Facebook, tweeting about a Hollywood whore on Twitter and posting cookie recipes on Instagram. How much more fucking clueless, stupid, hypnotized and brain dead can you get? So, when you board a goddamn plane, after having been x-rayed and/or felt up, heading for who the fuck knows where, don’t act all surprised when you’re pulled to the side and told to “Come with me, you’re being detained.” Only when the shit hits the fan for you on a personal basis, will you then realize that you’ve got no fucking rights left. The only ‘rights’ you’ve got is the right to work until you drop dead, stay in debt and then drop dead! Take no vacations. Forget about sick time and what’s a personal day? You’re not a person. You’re just another mindless drone that is used to keep this economy afloat by buying, buying and buying and then if you get sick, lose your job, well then, it’s the streets and/or jail for you!

When will you realize that we’re all terrorists? They can pick us up from our chairs and haul our ass away at any given moment on some trumped up bullshit and there ain’t a goddamn thing you can do or say about it. By the time they finish with the character assassination of your ass, you won’t even recognize that they’re talking about you! The lies just never stop coming and the shit just keeps hitting the fan and flying back in your face. Continue happily playing with your smartphones for now because where you’re headed, they won’t do you any good. Just you ask Mr. Pugh, a former AIR FORCE VETERAN! And Mr. Pugh, this is how we ‘thank you for your service’! Now, escort this man back to his cell! Make sure he stands at attention while he says, “Gawd bless AmeriKKKa!”

The Children Of Flint, Michigan Speak!

children exposed to lead in flint michigan

They say corrosive pipes may cause my demise.
Filthy water comes to me as no surprise.
Massa in the manse, he cause my distress
‘cause I’m not rich and I make do with less.

Corrosive pipes, they don’t cause my demise.
Massa in the manse did with all his lies.
The media paints the picture of a lazy mama.
They say she don’t have a job but she smokes marijuana.
With the jobs gone to China, just what did they expect?
Now they gone charge my mama with abuse and neglect.

They caused the problem but place the blame on us.
My skin is itching; it’s red and draining pus.
We sent the water to be tested by the EPA.
They helped to cover up this crime; they looked the other way.

Obama finally spoke, he said, “Ain’t that a shame!”
“Give those niggaz some water and y’all file a claim!”
We’ll go out like Tamir, since they’re still using lead.
Yet another way to kill us, with poison instead!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Rick Snyder, a Republican who ascended to the governor’s office in 2010 without ever serving in public office, has fought off calls for his resignation and criticism about his delayed response to the crisis. It was Snyder’s administration that placed the city under emergency management in 2011, a decision that wrested control from the city council and imposed cost-cutting – which in turn led the city to the filthy river for water. For 18 months the administration ignored signs that water was contaminated, before finally rerouting supplies last October.

Fifty-six percent of Flint’s residents are Black. Now, imagine if this had been Newtown, CT. Do you seriously think that this would be happening? White folks are sitting back now, pointing the finger at those poor Black folks who they believe are just lazy bums expecting free food, free water and free housing and so that is on them. Well, let me tell you something. This same shit is coming to a ‘white bread’ neighborhood near you and then yours is next because this shithole’s infrastructure is totally fucked up since AmeriKKKa has been too busy meddling in foreign affairs and bombing other countries while neglecting this one. So, sit back and laugh at the poor Black folks in Flint, MI who are going through this crisis, but know this, laughter is catching. And don’t forget about the trains that are derailing and spilling crude oil into the rivers and streams that eventually end up coming out of your faucet. Still think you’re immune to what’s going down in Flint, MI? Yeah! Keep laughing!

With the subject line “HIGH LEAD: FLINT Water testing Results”, the EPA’s Jennifer Crooks wrote to local officials that she had been discussing Walters’ “water situation” for several weeks. Crooks was stunned by the results: 104 parts per billion of lead. The EPA’s regulatory limit is 15 parts per billion.

This Is Why Your Ass Is Hooked On Heroin! Now, Go Thank Your Government, AmeriKKKans!

protecting that poppy

The war in Afghanistan is not over,
since an occupying force remains.
The government lies again,
and not one military whore complains.

I’m not buying this load of bullshit,
when 10,000 boots are on the ground.
If the conflict is really over,
why are those whores still hanging around?

They’re guarding those poppy plants,
for a growing worldwide demand.
Yep, the good ole red, white and blue,
is still smuggling in contraband.

Now go sell it out on the streets,
so they can bust your ass real quick.
You’ve got to learn that it’s their game,
and they sell it, brick by brick.

There’s a methadone high just waiting,
for the junkies strung out so bad.
Get your ass inside a clinic,
you will make Big Pharma glad.

They’ve got everything you need,
because now you’re getting high.
You’re locked in good and tight,
and you can kiss your ass goodbye.

The government is just a cartel,
running drugs in every hood.
And if you think you can escape,
then the CIA ain’t doing what it should.

Oh, we’re the good guys, that’s for sure,
and you can take that to the bank.
Just don’t try to cash the check,
because it ain’t even worth a franc.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Yeah, your doctors and your fucked up government are so goddamn worried about your heroin addiction that they are hell bent on making damn sure that those poppy plants in Afghanistan are well protected by your sons and daughters who are instrumental in seeing to it that those poppy plants get a nice safe plane ride to the states and shot right up in your veins. And then, your goddamn doctor is busily blaming your heroin addiction on your isolation and limited job prospects if you happen to be ‘white’. If you’re Black, well, the doc has assumed that you are predisposed to addictions and therefore, for your own good of course, has decided that he/she is not going to prescribe oxycontin for your back pain because you’d either sell it or become addicted to it. How fucking kind and considerate and thoughtful those vile ass bastards are!

Your fucked up government is busily pointing you in the direction of a made-up enemy when you could have no greater enemy than your own government. Don’t think so? Ask even one piece of shit congressional representative why AmeriKKKa’s military whores are still occupying Afghanistan. The Taliban that has been touted as AmeriKKKa’s enemy was totally against poppy production but since AmeriKKKa’s military whores arrived in Afghanistan, poppy production has soared and that is why Obama’s vile ass refused to exit ALL troops from Afghanistan. He is not concerned with assisting Afghan soldiers to fight the Taliban, he wants your ass overdosing on heroin because drugs are big business and big business is what is going to cushion his vile ass when he exits the White House. And yet, they are so goddamn shocked when statistics show a high rate of death by heroin overdose of white folks. Keep thinking that your government is looking out for your best interests and you’ll find yourself with a needle in your arm and dead!

“My Final State Of The Union Lies!”

 

sotu 2016

 

“My fellow Americans, I stand before you this evening as a testament to what America stands for. America stands for drone strikes, bombs, torture, war, police brutality, genocide, war crimes, depravity, income inequality, homelessness, mass incarceration, slavery, great trade agreements like the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade, NAFTA and now the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) and a whole list of other endearing and enduring qualities that make this the most brutal and benevolent dictatorship on the face of this planet.”

“I have been guided by the most vile elitist shits that have ever slithered anywhere. I am a mere puppet; a most willing puppet for my masters. I knew when I promised ‘hope and change’ that I was telling the biggest lie ever told, but I told it anyway. It was all about me and mine. To hell with you and yours. You, the American people, are on your own. What is to come will put the Hunger Games to shame. When I sign the TPP Agreement, it will open up a whole new can of worms that Americans will just have to swallow. This new agreement is of course, NAFTA on steroids and why should I concern myself with holding corporations accountable for anything? Corporations are going to foot the bill for the lavish lifestyle that I intend to keep on living even as I exit the White House. As accustomed as I have become to having my every wish granted and those of my family, how in the hell can I accept anything less. I will not! Count on it! I have feathered my nest and feathered it well and at the expense of the American people. You have been sold down the river Styx by me and by the rest of the worthless shits in congress.”

“If you had any idea of what is to come, you’d all kill yourselves; each and every one of you. The shit that is about to come down the pike is that horrible. But fear not! For the next president will continue the same agenda as  I have. The TPP is a done deal and there is nothing that any of you can do to stop it. That is one reason why I have placed before you, an empty chair. This chair is to serve as a reminder of just how violent you people are. How dare you accuse me of violence when I am only keeping America safe from the terrorists that we trained. I am only doing my part to get a handle on ‘death by gun violence’. Americans are enraged and that is a fact. Just take a look at all of the mass shootings that have occurred in the last few decades. Gun violence is off the charts. Now I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that police murders of real bad Black people is a bad thing. No, it is not. I am Black and therefore, take it from me, Black folks are some bad motherfuckers. I was a junior senator from Chicago and we all know that Chicago is a warzone and those Black folks are just shooting indiscriminately and in a confused and chaotic way. Those people need to be put down and eventually I am going to have to call out the National Guard to put them down since the Black folks in Chicago are calling for the resignation of my former chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel. Rahm has a tough job that no one else wants. If he is not allowed to continue on as mayor, then I don’t know what will become of Chicago. Those thugs need some ‘tough love’ and who better to deliver it to them then Rahm Emanuel. Rahm, stay the course!”

“I know that I briefly touched on the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) but I shall take this time to expound on it even further. You see, there is a lot of misinformation out there and I am going to put that to rest right now by telling the truth regarding this wonderful new trade agreement that will be completely beneficial to the American people and take it from me, there is not one detail that was overlooked in making sure that the American people will not suffer with the implementation of the TPP. The real deal about the TPP is this. The TPP is a revolutionary new concept that will foster partnerships around the globe that will increase American exports by leaps and bounds. It will in effect, level the playing field so that American small businesses will be able to do business on a global scale. They will no longer be hindered by tariffs and other taxes that were designed to make it less desirable for them to attempt to do business other than locally. American businesses will have so many more options open to them. This trade agreement partners with eleven other countries; thereby opening up a new customer base for American businesses to sell their merchandise to. American companies will now be able to do a more lucrative business since they will be able to sell their merchandise directly to Australia, Japan, Canada, Malaysia, Peru, Vietnam, Chile, Brunei, Singapore, Mexico and New Zealand. Now, I ask you, how is this a bad thing? It is not. The problem with many opponents of this agreement is their inability to accept change. Change is a fundamental concept of doing business. We cannot allow ourselves to stagnate and become a victim of isolationism.”

“America was built on trade agreements. There would be no America if not for trade agreements. Where would we be if not for the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement; an agreement between African kings and Europeans whereas the Europeans traded their knowledge of Christianity to the African kings in exchange for a ‘show of hands’ in deciding who wanted to immigrate to America to ‘slave away’ to build up America? I am well aware of the benefits of trade agreements because my dear wife, Michelle Obama would not be my wife if it were not for the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement. Thank you Massa, sir! I have the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement to thank for my two lovely daughters, Sasha and Malia. All’s well that ends well, as I always say.”

“I realize that I have been accused of attempting to ‘fast track’ this agreement so as to deny congress even a glimpse of the details. The conspiracy theorists are at it again. I want to assure the American people that I am fed up with conspiracy theorists. They do nothing but foster disbelief in my sincerity and by demanding that something be done about my lack of transparency in so far as the TPP is concerned and this in turn, undermines my ability to see to it that more Americans enjoy the American dream of business ownership. And believe me, it is a dream!”

“It is my understanding that there are other false rumors floating around out there that the TPP will actually kill more dolphins because dolphins travel with tuna, however, America has long stood with the dolphins even to the point of enacting a law called the ‘Dolphin Safe Label’ which is designed to minimize dolphin fatalities during fishing for tuna for canning. If people are so worried that the TPP will ignore these laws and policies then I have just one suggestion, “Stop eating tuna! That would solve that tiny little problem and it really is that simple.”

“Now then, a little bird told me the other day that many are concerned that corporations will be able to sue America. Hogwash! Just because TransCanada is suing the U.S. over that Keystone XL pipeline issue,  is no reason to think that other corporations all across the globe will follow suit. And even though, some think that the U.S. will lose that $15 billion lawsuit, I have the word of every corporate executive from ALL corporations in all twelve countries involved in this TPP Agreement that they promise NOT to bring suit against the U.S. for any reason; now and forever more. I believe them just as I still believe in the innocence of every Wall Street banker that caused the economic collapse of 2008 and my belief in them as well as former Department of Justice head, Eric Holder’s belief in them resulted in not one of those criminals viewing life from behind prison walls. Banks are capable of regulating themselves and they are doing a fine job. I trust them to continue. That is what America is all about, trust. If you can’t trust corporate executives, who can you trust?”

“Never let it be said that I neglected to address all of the issues that the conspiracy theorists are going on and on about regarding the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement. Folks are even claiming that the food Americans eat will somehow lack oversight due to lax safety measures. Relax, your food will continue to meet high standards and will be inspected by the USDA and the FDA and by a brand new agency that I will announce at my upcoming ‘town hall meeting’ that will be held in Oregon at the Wildlife Refuge that has been taken over by American patriots who are merely standing up for the right to commit arson to cover up other crimes and attempt to get away with it. There is nothing wrong with a bit of patriotism especially if you are the ‘white’ color!”

“Where was I? Oh yes, more good news. The ‘made in America’ label is destined for a comeback thanks to the TPP since Japan has just signed on to purchase all of Japan’s flags from the U.S. Every single Japanese flag will have a ‘made in America’ label. I can just hear the sounds of construction work on new flag making businesses as I speak. Not to be left out, Mexico has requested that all of its drugs be labeled ‘destined for America’. Now, who can compete with that? Americans have been begging for inexpensive drugs and now we are finally able to advise you that you will get your wish.”

“Some Americans are concerned about their jobs. Your job at McDonalds is safe. If you work for a temp agency, nothing will change. You will continue to report to wherever the temp agency employs you, temporarily, and we will continue to count you, statistically speaking, as a full-time employee when adjusting the unemployment figures. Your hard work is recognized and never you doubt it. For those of you who are currently labeled as ‘lay-abouts, otherwise known as ‘the unemployed’, you will soon find that there will be work aplenty at making flags for Japan. Hone up on your sewing skills. Get ready for a deluge of orders.”

“This should clear up all concerns the American people have over the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement and with that being said, I would now like to address AGAIN, the reason for the empty chair that I invited to my final SOTU address. This chair is extremely important due to the fact that it stands for every ‘white’ person that is not here that I would have invited if they had not been shot dead by the guns they worship. This empty chair is representative of all the ‘white’ folks that have perished thanks to lax gun control laws. It is time that we take a stand. The time is now and I take a stand today. I have already, by  means of executive orders, attempted with my pen to enact even more strict guidelines for gun purchases. Real bad Black folks need to understand that they should just stop murdering ‘white’ folks! So by my implementing these new strict measures, real bad Black folks that show up at gun shows by the thousands will have a hard time purchasing an arsenal of weapons that they use to shoot up little ‘white’ kids like they did at Sandy Hook Elementary School. They will not have the ability to shoot up movie theatres and college campuses and their own churches in the south. I have no idea why slavery was ever abolished because it is crystal clear that these real bad Black folks that are hell bent on killing ‘white’ folks need some guidance, a whip and some shackles. I am attempting to address this problem by mass incarceration. Soon, the figures will be revealed that we have ‘abducted’ and imprisoned even more real bad Black folks than has already been reported. The numbers lie. There are millions more unaccounted for.”

“I have instructed the slave patrols via the Department of Justice to see to it that Black folks are kept in their place and the only place they have in our society is behind bars; for their own good of course; other than that, dead is good! This TPP Agreement will not affect them because the Blacks that we lock up will continue to provide America with their contributions of free labor.”

“In closing, I would like to add that it has been my greatest pleasure to have been elected as the first Black President of the United States. I promised ‘hope and change’ and I do believe that I have delivered on my promise. There is no ‘hope’ for America and Americans will not be able survive the ‘change’ that is about to come. My Administration, as I promised, has been the most transparent in the history of this great nation. I have been transparent about the fact that I love drones, war, torture, lies, hypocrisy, brutality, corruption, barbarity and censorship. Thanks to my leadership, America started and is in the middle of every fracas from here to South America, the Middle East, Ukraine and the South China Sea. It is our business to mind the business of every country and nation on this planet and we shall not fail in bringing democracy to each and every one of them for humanitarian purposes, of course. America reigns as the supreme Superpower and she will continue the course of wars, occupation and hegemony. Finally, the question has been presented to me as to whom I will back as the next president. That is an easy question to answer. Why, Ted Cruz, of course, for the simple reason being that neither he nor I were born in America!”

“May God help the American people! Thank you and goodnight!”