Megachurch Pastor’s Wife Got Tired Of Waiting On Her “Heavenly Reward” And So The Pastor “Saved” His Money And Bought Her A $200,000 Lamborghini SUV

 

Whatever happened to what their “Jesus” said? Mark 10:21 21Jesus looked at him and loved him. “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

So, no one is waiting around anymore to see what treasures heaven has in store for them? They don’t really believe in the teachings of Jesus for if they did, why wouldn’t this pastor’s wife wait for her ‘heavenly reward’? Isn’t patience taught in that Bible that should be burning up in the hands of these Christian hypocrites who spout off at the mouth all day and all night about doing good deeds and worshiping the ‘Lord’?

Oh, my bad! I am doing just what the good book said I shouldn’t do.

Psalm 37:7-9 7Be still before the LORD and wait patiently for him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. 8Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret-it leads only to evil. 9For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the LORD will inherit the land.

So in other words, the wicked pastor and his equally wicked wife are going to be destroyed because they refuse to give up their earthly treasures and instead, “succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes?” Is that about right?

What I would like to know is what is the pastor preaching to his mostly Black congregation as it pertains to helping the sick and destitute, the homeless and the hungry? How many empty bellies could have been filled? How many homeless people could have been housed with $200,000. And yet, this hypocritical pastor is going on and on about how his wife is deserving of a $200,000 Lamborghini SUV because it is their anniversary and she has put up with his sorry ass for years. If he was that bad, all she need have done was to divorce his sorry ass, but the fact of the matter is, both are using the church as their own private bank account since Pastor Asshole Gray is in charge of church assets.

Pastor John Gray, who is a Cincinnati native, also remains an associate pastor at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Houston while taking the lead at Relentless. Gray has control of the assets of the Greenville church, its vision, and the future of its ministry.

And yet Pastor Asshole Gray maintains that not a penny of church money went to fund his wife’s brand spanking new $200,000 Lamborghini SUV. Yeah, I’m buying that and if you believe this bullshit then I’ve got some great beachfront property located in Death Valley, CA for sale. It’s beautiful!

How anyone can take religion seriously is a complete and utter mystery to me. But it also leads me to believe that religion is for the weak minded who cannot think for themselves and who need someone to tell them that there is indeed, life after death in some fantasy land beyond the clouds where they will find their deceased loved ones living in lavish mansions and that Black people will live side by side in complete rapture with white parasites that have fucked them up six ways from Sunday when they lived on earth.

Let me clue your ass in. This pastor is nothing more than a snake oil salesman who is selling you a pack of lies that shouldn’t even be believed by anyone with more than two brain cells connected but because you are too stupid for words and your brains cells obviously just float about and never connect, you sit up in the pew believing those lies and then turn right around and spread them. Meanwhile, Pastor Asshole is laughing all the way to the car dealership to buy his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini SUV for his wife who is also in on the scam. Religion is a fucking scam!

You are believing in the religion taught to your ancestors by the most loathsome slugs to ever slither and crawl all across this planet spouting their bullshit! Whites don’t want your Black ass living beside them on this planet and so what makes you think that they want your ass living beside them ETERNALLY in some heavenly paradise where you’re all expected to get along and no skinheads are going to come along and fuck up your goddamn day, Black folks???!!! You are sitting somewhere looking at a picture of a blond haired, blue-eyed Jesus and worshiping that freak of nature because believe me, he would have been a freak of nature coming from where he was purported to have come from. In that region, ain’t nobody that fucking fair skinned. But I guess Jesus invented the parasol and so strolled around with it covering his blond hair for his short stint on this earth. But Pastor Asshole has you singing, “What a Friend we have in Jesus, All our sins and griefs to bear! What a privilege to carry Everything to God in prayer! O what peace we often forfeit, O what needless pain we bear, All because we do not carry Everything to God in prayer!” Yep!That’s working out for you, ain’t it?

Racist cops are murdering unarmed Black women, men and children because we just refuse to “carry Everything to God in prayer,” is that it? Our friend, Jesus doesn’t seem to fucking be listening to our ‘prayers’, does he? And do you want to know why? Dumbass, it is because there is NO Jesus. He is a figment of a white motherfucker’s imagination that is used to keep your ass in line just like everything else whitey pink ass has thought up to keep Black people in line and it works, every damn time!

And frankly Black pastors, who are themselves, fucking coonhead sellouts have taken up the bullshit and are using it to fleece their Black congregations and yet do fuck all about Black child poverty, the school-to-prison pipeline, Black mass underemployment and Black mass unemployment, hunger, homelessness, drug addiction, gangs, gang warfare, prostitution and the fucking list is endless because Pastor Assholes are somewhere taking the funds from the church coffers and buying Armani suits and $200,000 Lamborghini SUVs for their whorish ass wives. And I hear tell that yet another Pastor Asshole wanted his congregation to foot the bill for a private jet for his ass.

Minister Creflo Dollar asks for $60 million in donations for a new jet

(CNN)Creflo Dollar is hoping a few folks will see fit to bless him.

The minister, known for being a prosperity preacher at his Atlanta-area World Changers Church International, is seeking “200,000 people committed to sow $300 or more (to) help achieve our goal to purchase the G650 airplane.”
The figures were presented Friday in a nearly six-minute video on the Creflo Dollar Ministries website and total more than $60 million needed to buy the Gulfstream G650, which goes for a reported $65 million.
He wants ‘people’ to bless him? I thought GOD was supposed to bless him if GOD saw fit. Again I ask the question, “How does ANYONE take this shit seriously?” What is wrong with people? These Pastor Assholes are milking people for everything they can get in order to live lavishly and so who is paying any attention to what is supposedly preached from the pulpit by these Pastor Assholes?
Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell what you own and give the money to the destitute, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come back and follow me.” Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be perfect, go sell your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Not even Pastor Asshole is listening to what he is supposed to be preaching, but go ahead. Head inside a ‘palace of worship’ and put your tithes into that collection plate and straight into Pastor Asshole’s $200,000 Lamborghini SUV fund and Pastor Asswipe’s Gulfstream G650 airplane fund, which goes for a reported $65 million. And then pass right on by the homeless on your way back to your modest digs. Pass right on by the line at the food bank. Pass on by the drug addict on the corner. Pass on by the drunk sitting in the alley who is mentally ill because he joined the U.S. military and when his mind got fucked up, the U.S. military couldn’t use him anymore and the Veterans Administration told him to head to the back of a non-existent line and wait for help. Pass on by all who need help and who will never receive any because the federal government has gut the hell out of the safety net and churches are too busy hosting fundraisers for $200,000 Lamborghini SUVs and $65 million dollar Gulfstream airplanes to drive and jet their asshole hypocritical ‘men of the cloth’ and their wives to who the fuck knows where. But one thing we should all know is that they are not heading somewhere to help a needy soul. That much should be crystal clear even to a motherfucker who has had a lobotomy.
And for those in Black churches, especially in the south, I’ll leave you with a poem I wrote because it is most appropriate for this piece!

“Jesus! A Minute Of Your Time!”

Some nights, when I cannot fall asleep,
I do not ask the Lord my soul to keep.
Once I believed, but I do not believe anymore.
He never heals the sick or feeds the poor.

His ‘holy’ men just take the tithes from fools,
who by rights should get a refund from their schools,
for believing in a fairy tale of such bull,
and pretending that an empty cup is full.

If I once believed in God, that ship has sailed,
nor can I pray to a man they say was nailed.
For if they did exist, why have they ignored the cries
of all the ‘holy men’ who spout tall tales and lies?

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.
And who promise that the sick will all be healed
and that Blacks will not be jailed or shot and killed.

Next Sunday, look at the picture on the wall.
Kneel before it and in a deep, southern drawl,
say, “Jesus, a minute of your time!”
“Why is Black skin at the scene of every crime?”
“What wrong did we ever do to you,
“that would make you hate us for it too?”
 “I listen to your word, oh Lord on high!”
 “So once again, I have to ask you why?”
 “If you exist, and there really is no sign,
at how much evil, will you finally draw the line?”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

 

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.”

The above is SO true, it ain’t even fucking funny!

 

On Thanksgiving….

 

I want to thank the Indians for giving up their land, willingly, so that I can sit down and enjoy a nice, plump turkey that was bred solely to be butchered, shipped to a grocery store near me and stuffed and cooked so that myself and those I adore can sit down to Thanksgiving dinner and enjoy the dead turkey, the cranberry sauce, the green bean casserole, the mashed potatoes, the rolls and for dessert, some delicious pumpkin or sweet potato pie. We are going to wine and dine and sit back and have our pictures taken and what a Norman Rockwell version of Thanksgiving that will be.

To hell with those lies!

On Thursday, November 23rd, I shall not recognize a holiday mired in hypocrisy, torture, murder, thievery and the list is endless. I will not stand in line at an airport anxiously waiting to board a flight and head to a city filled with people I despise. I will not ‘celebrate’ what the white man has shit on and to this day, continues to shit on the Indigenous peoples of this land. As bad as Black folks have it, Indians have it far worse and, no indeed, I will not participate in this fucked up farce called, a holiday. This is no goddamn holiday! This is a travesty; a murderous atrocity! Only a nation filled with ignorant degenerates can turn something so vile, obscene and foul into a ‘holiday’. Only people with no heart or soul or conscience can sit somewhere and get enjoyment on a day that has been set aside to celebrate killing people and stealing their land; rejoicing on the very graves of those who were murdered so that we can sit somewhere and gorge ourselves in our well-heated homes and claim that we are thankful, but if we were really thankful, we would be demanding that the government do more to relieve the plight of those few Indians who are left; who are living in abject hell and who are dying in the most horrible way possible while we pretend that what happened to them wasn’t real.

Because the whites gloss over everything they do that is disgusting, vicious and hateful; the ugliness that they paint with a hypocritical brush of thankfulness and goodwill, we take that shit up and we run with it knowing full well that we are complicit in ignoring what actually happened between the so-called pilgrims and the Indians. You know very well that there was no nice, warm and cozy Thanksgiving going on between the pilgrims and the Indians; you know this. And yet, there you sit on your sanctimonious, fat American ass salivating over a dead turkey and all the trimmings while secretly hoping this celebration of thankfulness will be over by 6pm when Wal-Mart opens and out the door you go to engage in your pre-Black Friday madness shopping. Not even for one whole day can you give up your lust for all things material; shit that only Americans lust for, will break each others necks for. You ugly ass Americans are so damn ugly, your faces should refuse to reflect it in a damn mirror. It shouldn’t just crack. It should refuse to even display the loathsome creature that’s staring into it.

I will always hate this time of year because I am bombarded not with the truth, but with advertisements of how many discounted items I can shop for and where. I am not bombarded with images of entire tribes of Indians wiped out; massacred, slaughtered, oh no! Never that! I am to finger my way through an ad touting deep discounts on TVs, smartphones, smartphone plans, new SUVs, bigger washing machines and dryers, robotic vacuum cleaners; everything that a plastic card can buy and so hop to it. No, I will not hop to it! Because I am not just some brain dead shopping drone who can’t think for herself. I am well aware of what went down between the pilgrims and the Indians and there ain’t a goddamn thing to celebrate! I refuse to celebrate pure and unadulterated capitalism; a culture of consumerism where most everything we buy was made in sweat shops and factories in foreign lands producing industrial pollution by the metric ton so that we can talk shit about how thankful we are while a group of people who were here first are all but wiped out! But we are fucking going shopping while also spouting useless rhetoric about our concern over global warming; climate change when if we were still living like the Indians were, none of this would have come about!

The Indians are living like shit! Entire tribes were wiped out! The children of many Indians were taken from them and indoctrinated into the white mans ways. They were discouraged from speaking their native tongue, were discouraged in continuing in their ‘heathen’ ways as determined by the white man who could not be more of a heathen if he tried. You despicable white shits to this very day are just as vicious, cold and snakelike as those who are the reason your filthy asses exist.

But did you depraved abominations stop there? Oh hell no! You’re never quite finished fucking up people or their land, are you? No, indeed! You were just getting started with the Indians. After you had either outright killed the Indians or subdued them on reservations, it was time to build up this stolen land and lo and behold, that’s where my Black ass comes into it. Those who were dragged over here kicking and screaming in the holds of stinking cargo ships are the reason I sit here and write this. They also give me reason to hate your ass with a hatred so intense, I look as though fire is trying to escape from beneath my skin. I have no need to wonder why I am often red in the goddamn face. It is because every single time I see one of you worms, I wish that you would almost instantly drop dead, but writhe and moan in sheer torment first!

Everyone over here in America, Caucasoid cocksuckers, has every reason in the world to hate your filthy guts and believe me, many of us do! And I will not ‘celebrate’ your stinking hypocrisy; your continued genocide of entire ethnic groups including mine and like I always say, “Come on up in here with some goddamn ‘love all people’ shit and I will be more than happy to mop the goddamn cyber floor with your depraved white ass!” Every single time I hear of a mass shooting of whites by another white assed motherfucker, I laugh because there you just go on and on about “Black on Black” crime when why worry about us when your own kind is now filling your asses with bullets and they are all deemed, crazy. How can you be crazy? You are the very ones who have determined that all other groups are crazy and ‘for their own good’ of course, you’ve got them lining up to receive your poisoned psych pills, but who is running rampant over here killing children and anyone in sight for the sheer joy of it? Why you white terrorists, that’s who. Oh, but that’s what makes you think you’re filled with ‘supremacy’, right? Because you can amass a shitload of guns and get to shooting wherever and whenever you please? Go ahead! Because karma is a bitch and all that killing that you have engaged in, the world over, is coming home to bite you in the ass. Yes, indeed white folks, enjoy your Thanksgiving because some white mass murdering terrorist just might make it your last!

Now, You Want The Simple Life!

 

You ‘white’ folks just simply amaze me! You have got some goddamn audacity. On another blog today, I took exception to a post titled, “Radical Voluntary Simplicity” in which there was a call for folks who wanted to go back to a much simpler way of life to get together on some donated land in Australia and live simpler. And wouldn’t you know it, the ‘whites’ went for that shit, lickety-split as though ‘white’s ain’t the very reason they’re now fed up with their own way of life.

“Simpler Way is about an experiment in radical voluntary simplicity in Victoria Australia in 2016 Using donated land, volunteers from Australia, New Zealand and the UK agree to opt out of the money/corporate system and spend a year in an intentional community. The documentary is a record of their experiences.”

Now that is rich! Volunteers from Australia, New Zealand and the United Kingdom got together because they wanted to go back to the basics. Some were simply fed up with their corporate desk jobs and all of their hoarding ways; hoarding that materialistic junk that apparently, did not make them happy.

Let’s take a minute to think about this. Now, the UK is responsible for sending ships all around the world and ‘finding’ other cultures which they made assimilate to their way of life, made those ‘uncivilized heathens’ live like them. Take America for instance, weren’t the Indians already living the simple life? But the Europeans didn’t want that. Look at America today. It is anything but living simply. And what about Australia, the Aborigines Indigenous to that region were indeed, living the simple life and along comes some of England’s criminal rejects and now, Australia has been corporatized; ‘civilized’, thus turning it into a stomp down system of capitalism which is what these people are fleeing from who now wish to live the simple life. Not to be outdone, but some folks from New Zealand moseyed on over because they too were fed up with having destroyed the simple Maori way of life, turned those people into criminals in their own homeland, denied them political representation, but is it the Maoris who flew over to Australia to participate in going back to the basics? Hell no! It is the very people who shoved the Maori’s simple lifestyle aside and instead opted for “build baby build and now I’m so damn tired of corporate this and that, I need a goddamn break!”

What’s happening is now that ‘whites’ worldwide are becoming drug addicts and are committing suicide at alarming rates so bad that the Centers For Disease Control and the World Health Organization are issuing alarms and doing studies, it is now time to go back to the basics and to live simpler because expensive shit ain’t keeping ‘white’ folks happy. The whores of Hollywood ain’t doing it because have you heard, box office sales are way down and it ain’t looking so good. So, even Kim Kartrashcan’s ass ain’t cutting it no more! ‘Whites’ are overdosing on everything that they can get their hands on and so what’s left to do? Go simple! So, head on over to Australia where the progeny of England’s convict rejects have some donated land and are now inviting ‘white’ people to go back to the basics by giving up their worldly goods and make little houses or pop a tent.

Naturally, I had to comment on that shit, “Radical Voluntary Simplicity” and without further ado, I shall post my comment here!

First of all, every single time I see a project of this type, regardless of whether or not it is across the ocean or here in America, there are no Black people or other people of color to be seen. Why is that?

Secondly, if the Europeans, which represent the majority of these people who have worked in corporate America and then had some sort of epiphany and started realizing that the very mindset that set this all in motion is just not working for them and so they abandon it for the simple way of life which is what all other cultures were doing long before the Europeans came and decided to construct a capitalistic society, why then are there no people being interviewed whose culture was destroyed in the name of so-called ‘progress’ which is what these people in this video are trying to escape? I’ll tell you why. It is because the obvious would be right out in their faces and they don’t like it! That’s why. The ‘white is right’ way ain’t working for them now and they hate to be shown up for actually thinking that all of their technology was going to make life much better for them when in reality, they are more unhealthy, unhappy and depressed. More is not better is what they’re finally figuring out because all I heard in this video is about how many of them simply gave up much of their hoarded belongings in order to free themselves to live simpler.

The Indians in America were living just like what these people are hoping to ‘get back to’. The Aborigines Indigenous to Australia were living like this before Australia was colonized by convicts shipped over from England. The Africans were living like this before the Europeans arrived and decided to ship many of them to America to turn America into what these people who are depicted here are now wishing to escape from. The Maoris were living like this in New Zealand. This is insanity! And yet, not one of those whose ancestors actually lived like these people now want to live is depicted here even though if not for the Europeans believing that their way was the RIGHT way, they would not be fed up with what they thought was the RIGHT way to live; slaving away at a desk job, polluting the environment and keeling over thanks to bad food, water and air! For the love of !!!!!
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Not one project of this type have I ever seen to include those who lived the simple life before the Europeans came and fucked shit up and yet, they are going to save the goddamn day for us all! That will be the goddamn day! They have just now figured out that they have fucked this world up not only for all other cultures and peoples but they’ve fucked it up for themselves and they ain’t liking it none too well. Well, suck it up because you own this! Your own goddamn kind fucked this entire planet up for us all and now you motherfuckers want to live simply again. Shut the fuck up because you bastards put this shit into play and now we’re all walking toxin factories thanks to your depraved asses! But now, you’re “going green and simple”. Like hell you’re going green, but you got simple down pat! You have destroyed whole cultures, decimated the land of others, enslaved people for profit, invented bombs that killed millions, but now you worthless, no account, depraved and useless motherfuckers want the simple way of life AFTER ALL economies worldwide are crashing? But yet you refuse to even depict in your ‘living simpler’ films’ any of those whose culture you decimated so that you could sit at a desk and get pissed off about it. You refuse to have those people, whose culture you thought was beneath you, in front of a camera,  to point out to you what was right in front of your face this entire time while you were busy thinking that money, big houses, fancy cars and smart TVs were the shit! Get the fuck outta here with that goddamn dumbass bullshit! Even when you know you are wrong, you refuse to have it pointed out to you and you refuse to take the blame!

This Reeks of a Set-Up!

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…and here we go again!

Nashville officer fatally shoots man after traffic stop

According  to this article, a KKKop in an unmarked ‘police’ car notices a man running a stop sign, apparently follows him until he pulls into a housing project and then gets out of his unmarked ‘police’ car and approaches the BLACK man just to ‘talk’ to him about running a stop sign. The big, scary Black man, then charges at the little ole puny KKKop, knocking him all about all the while brandishing his.357 and somehow, he pushes the little puny KKKop out of the way and makes a run for the housing project’s door, whereas he is then shot in the back by some ‘white’ man dressed in a KKKop uniform who just got out of an unmarked ‘patrol’ car ‘believing he was in imminent danger’ while the Big scary Black guy had his back turned towards him. Seriously???!! Really??!! For real????!! I’m not buying that load of horseshit!

According to police, Clemmons had parked his vehicle outside of a public housing development and was getting out when Nashville Officer Josh Lippert drove up to talk to him about running a stop sign. Clemmons was carrying a loaded .357 pistol and charged at Lippert, then ran through the parking lot of the development.

Lippert caught up with Clemmons, and the two had a physical confrontation. Clemmons refused orders to drop his gun. Believing he was in imminent danger, Lippert fired three times at Clemmons, according to police.

I don’t care how crazy it sounds, they will spin it any way they can and expect us to believe that bullshit when we know better. How many times have we been told to watch out for fake KKKops who get out of unmarked cars and pretend to be the police. Women have been raped. Homes have been invaded and homeowners beaten senseless by ‘white’ men pretending to be KKKops and so why would a KKKop be patrolling in the projects in an unmarked patrol car? What was the reasoning behind this? It was a set-up from the gitgo because the purpose was to shoot another Black man, dead!

And of course, here it comes!

Clemmons was convicted of a cocaine felony in 2014 and received an eight-year probated sentence. As a convicted felon, it would have been a violation of both state and federal law to possess the pistol, according to the statement.

“Oh looky! We got a real bad career criminal off the streets and inside the morgue! Thank us! Real bad Black dude here had a felony criminal record thanks to the ‘War on Drugs’ cause he was caught with some cocaine on him and that’s a felony. See folks, the ‘War on Drugs’ is working!”

But let’s take a look at something.

Coroner: [Actor]Philip Seymour Hoffman died of acute mixed drug intoxication

Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was found dead February 2 on the bathroom floor of his New York apartment with a syringe in his left arm, died of acute mixed drug intoxication, including heroin, cocaine, benzodiazepines and amphetamine, the New York medical examiner’s office said Friday.

Now, how did Philip Seymour Hoffman obtain his cocaine that helped him overdose to death? Where were the KKKops when Philip Seymour Hoffman was pulling up to his New York apartment with heroin, cocaine, syringes and every goddamn thing else on him? You see, the KKKops are busy laying in wait for Black men in the projects who have already been arrested for cocaine possession and who are also well known by the KKKops since they’ve got a mug shot posted in their unmarked vehicles that they use to trap Black people who’ve previously been convicted of cocaine possession. What, they’ve busted up all their ‘marked’ patrol cars in Nashville, TN? And why no KKKops stationed in unmarked cars in upper crust neighborhoods? Anyone with more than two brain cells connected cannot think that cocaine use is not prevalent among whites. Hell! The KKKops are more than likely driving up in ‘unmarked’ cars and delivering their drugs to them while we are busy getting shot for doing less criminal shit than they do. And of course the deceased Mr. Clemmons had a gun. Don’t all Black men carry guns? But if in this instance, by some miracle, Mr. Clemmons did not have a gun, by the time the KKKops get their stories straight, he’ll have had several, including the one tattooed on top of his head that ‘could’ have fired because we have all heard the stories from KKKops of how suspects that are handcuffed in the back of the ‘patrol’ car have somehow maneuvered their hands and found a weapon that the KKKops couldn’t find on them during the search and shot themselves, in the head no less, and  of course, died. So, tell me, who are the REAL criminals?

You want some examples of people dressing up as KKKops? Here are a few just for starters. Here and what about Stockton Teen Thwarts Home Invasion By Men Dressed As Police Officers or what about Man impersonating cop handcuffs woman during kidnapping attempt and I could go on and on, and so why would a KKKop ride around in the projects in an unmarked car? To kill another Big, scary Black man in a set-up, that’s why! Because if a KKKop is not in a ‘marked’ patrol car in the first place and then waits until the ‘suspect’ who allegedly ran a stop sign pulls up in the housing projects and then steps out with a KKKop uniform on and goes up to the man who allegedly ran the stoplight, ostensibly just to talk to him, what could possibly go wrong? What would you have been thinking if confronted with this scenario? Is this shit for real? Well, if you’re Black, it’s real and it means death! And in this case, dead men tell no tales. As usual, the KKKops write the script and they certainly never stray from it, do they? What need have they? They are just doing what they’ve signed on to do and what they were hired to do, kill those niggers! Yeah! I know who the real gangsters are, in and out of ‘patrol’ cars!

Donald Trump Wants To Grope You? So What?

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I have been hearing a lot of buzz about how women are upset and aghast over Donald Trump commenting that he can ‘grope women because he is a star’. Well, it’s fucking true!

Look at how many women have come forward stating that Bill Cosby not only groped them but raped them. Now, would these women have even been in intimate contact with Bill Cosby if he hadn’t been a star and therefore, rich into the bargain? And decades down the road, these ‘women’ have come forward with accusation after accusation about how horrible Bill Cosby was to them. Now, I am all for rapists getting what’s coming to them, but to be fair, many women who fool around with that Hollywood shit, and I am including in that, people like Donald Trump, put themselves in a position for what is alleged to have happened to them. And for some strange reason, it is okay for decades and then all of a sudden, it’s not. Who determines when it is time to expose these men for their alleged misconduct?

If you put yourself in a position to get taken advantage of, you will. If you don’t want to get burned, then don’t play with fire. Don’t go out with a man just because of how fat his wallet is and because he is a celebrity and then come crying about how he took advantage of you when the only reason you was in his face in the first place is because of the size of his bank account. You don’t look twice at the guy that’s driving a moped to get to work and why is that? It’s because he’s not deemed, a good catch. He doesn’t have what you are after. Women who throw themselves at men based solely on their net worth are dusty bitches who when the shit turns sour, are the biggest crybabies wanting someone to pay attention when they knew what they were setting themselves up for.

By now, you know what men are. You know they don’t run on emotions and you know that you are just a piece of ass to them and for the most part, that’s all you are and yet, you pretend as though you are any better when you are after what they can buy you and that is why I have more respect for an honest whore than I do for you pretentious whores who couldn’t get raped if you tried because you throw yourselves at men for the express purpose of getting out of them what you can and then when they act like the randy bastards they are, you pretend that you had no idea they were capable of such reprehensible behavior. You’re not shocked when you find yourself coming up out of a drugged up and foggy haze from having sipped a ‘date rape’ drug and lying somewhere with your slutty ass stripped naked and ‘raped’. Act like a slut and you’ll be treated like one.

And these days, I don’t know how many women can consider themselves to be aghast and shocked over what men say they want to do when we are inundated with that Hollywood slutty shit strutting around with nothing on, trying to outdo each other in outrageousness and what do we do? Why, we just eat that shit up and run with it. Women show men every single day that they are indeed, just a piece of ass to be groped.

So, you are going to get upset with a man, who by the way, has been in charge of beauty pageants for decades and beauty pageants are all about the business of degrading women and treating women as nothing more than sex objects that are paraded around for the benefit of who? Men, that’s who. What the fuck did you think he would say? “What innocent, chaste and virginal women, you are?” Get real! You have no problem with ‘beauty pageants’ and the skimpy ass swimsuits those sluts strut around in and so why should you be shocked and outraged over a comment made by a man who has spent his life helping women in their pursuit to degrade themselves to no end? Women are even setting their daughters up for degradation by allowing them to enter ‘Miss Teen USA beauty pageants’. Are you fucking serious? And I guess you’ve all forgotten about what happened to JonBenét Patricia Ramsey .

Do you see any pageants featuring men strutting around with swim trunks on and being judged for the size of their bulge? You participate in this sexist shit and you fucking have no problem with your children participating in it and you know what goes on behind the scenes of these pageants. So, sit your hypocritical ass down and shut the fuck up! Ain’t a goddamn thing shocking to you sluts. Ain’t a goddamn thing chaste about you fucking sluts. You dutifully sign up to participate in beauty pageants and you throw yourselves at men with money and then scream “Rape!” when they don’t continue to play your game. Your children are raped and killed and still you continue to sign them up for more of the like and then sit around and shed crocodile tears when it does happen. Many of you women are even more sick and twisted then the men you so love to call out for their bad behavior and I don’t have a problem  calling you out on YOUR shit!

You had a goddamn problem when Vladimir Putin wanted that ‘Pussy Riot’ bullshit shut down. So, you don’t have a problem with a girl group that calls itself, “Pussy Riot,” but when a man says he wants to “grope pussy,” you got a problem. Show selective outrage much? Your pussy should riot and throw itself from between your hypocritical legs because its fed the fuck up with your selective outrage and hypocrisy and from your chasing down men simply because they got bank. Ain’t nobody ever beat my pussy up, but then, I’m a fucking lady that’s never chased a dick simply because it was rich and famous!

Grope ’em Donald! Every last fucking slut that’s parading around for your pleasure and throwing themselves at your fucking feet, grope ’em! And then tell ’em to get the fuck outta your face with that hypocritical bullshit! You’re only a man, after all and so what the hell did they expect?!!

 

Just Like A Robot!

election-day

Programmed, just like a robot,
to respond to stimuli,
via mainstream media
and a politician’s every lie.

Four years ago,
there you stood
in the same line.
 Did it do you any good?

Now, here you are
at it again,
expecting what?
 Your candidate to win?

You don’t have a candidate
and you didn’t know this?
Oh, the gullible and the foolish
will forever heed the serpent’s hiss.

You, who speak of your ‘Garden of Eden’
as though you ever learned the lesson.
When it only takes a whisper in your ear
and you will gladly vote for your oppression.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

On November 8th, go forth robots and vote, vote for ‘your’ candidate and then wait for whatever it is he/she has promised you. Let me know when you’ve received it. Because unless you are a member of the Fortune 500 Club and on ‘Billionaire’s Row’, your ass will be in a worse predicament than it is now. But hey! At least you can say that you ‘voted’ FOR the pile of shit ‘your’ candidate heaped on your plate. “Bon appétit!”

Black Lives Chatter!

black-lives-chatter

Black lives chatter!
What’s the matter?
No one is even listening.
Not even the Mad Hatter!

Black lives chatter!
What’s on your platter?
Another protest march
as more feet go pitter patter?

Black lives chatter!
Your message is even flatter
than Taylor Swift’s ass
pumped with yeast-filled batter.

Black lives chatter!
Your pockets are fatter,
but what have you accomplished
with your Black Lives Chatter?

I’ll tell you! Not a goddamn thing!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

What the fuck has BlackLivesChatter accomplished? If someone can point out to me, just what the fuck BlackLivesChatter has accomplished, then by all means, please post it here! Because from where I sit, they got nothing!

AGAIN, for the Black folks who are either slow or otherwise dumb as all hell, the whites don’t give a shit about your life. You are unable to understand this? Why would George Soros give a shit about you? He is behind the explosion of that stupid shit, “BlackLivesChatter!” Who do you want to realize that Black lives matter? The ‘whites’? Get the fuck outta here with that stupid bullshit! They show you every single day that they don’t give a shit about you and yet you continuously shout to them that your life matters when it NEVER will matter to them! When you finally recognize that your life should matter to you and that other Black lives should matter to you, then and only then will you figure out just what the fuck you need to do to get your act together but until then, just continue acting out and hope that today’s whitey white ass that’s the progeny of what dragged your ancestors over here, will finally get an epiphany and lay off shooting you, enslaving you in the new prison slave pens and will stop gentrifying your neighborhoods. Yeah! And then, piss in the wind because like all the other shit that’s going down, it’s gonna blow back in your face anyway. Now open wide! In coming!

Choir Boys Were Killed In Dallas By A Demented Ex-Soldier……

KKKops

 

….so says Barack Obama.

“The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he’s no more representative of African Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.”

Oh, but that is where you are wrong Obama. The so-called ‘demented’ individual, Mr. Micah Xavier Johnson just could not have been ‘demented’ because after all, he was given a clean bill of both mental health and physical health by the U.S. military since he had been deemed fit enough to be deployed to the killing fields of Afghanistan or was he simply over there protecting the poppy plants that when harvested will be given a free flight straight to the United States and into the mouths and arms of the opioid drug addicted Americans, especially ‘white’ AmeriKKKans?

All of a sudden, this man who had served in the U.S. military is now ‘demented’ when he was, apparently, not demented enough to be rejected from serving in the military. The article goes on to state that Micah Xavier Johnson killed fellow veterans seeing as how four of the five KKKops who got wacked had served in the military. Wow! And they came straight from warzones with the killing fever and immediately joined the police force which enabled them to continue to gun down people even though they can do that in their spare time since they obviously have access to weapons by virtue of their military clearance since they’ve been cleared of having mental disorders that would deem them too ‘demented’ to purchase weapons. So, what Obama said does not even make any sense. Who is writing his speeches for him? Fire him!

But the good part is that according to Obama, Micah Xavier Johnson does not represent African-Americans. He has that part right because Micah Xavier Johnson was not an African-American, he was an American citizen. He was not born in Africa and immigrated to America and acquired American citizenship after having taken some citizenship test,  he was born in AmeriKKKa! Micah Xavier Johnson is representative of descendants of slaves who are fed the fuck up with seeing their numbers declining daily simply because their ancestors were dragged over here and they are the result of slavery. Oh, yes! Many of us are just as fed up as Micah Xavier Johnson was, now you think on that Obama!

And as for Dylann Storm Roof, that piece of white shit that murdered those nine Black people while they were holding Bible study in a church in Charleston, SC on June 17, 2015, he is most definitely representative of his group, the Ku Klux Klan, The Aryan Brotherhood and other skinhead groups that are endemic to this shithole. This shithole was founded by so-called ‘white supremacists’ who deemed any other group to be inferior and therefore, incapable of displaying human qualities and who were then relegated to three-fifths human status and were enslaved or rounded up and placed on reservations. And the very same continues to this very day. How does it not? Black people are enslaved in for-profit prisons by the millions and if they do not make it inside the actual prison, they are shot dead before they can be handcuffed and escorted there. And where are the Indians? Why, they are for the most part, still living in abject poverty on reservations all across this shithole and no one even mentions their plight. So, tell me, what the fuck has changed in over 400 years? I’ll tell you. Not a goddamn thing.

But coonhead Obama wants to get up there and declare who is not representative of what when he is not even representative of Black people in this shithole. He has never once stood up and did a goddamn thing about a goddamn thing that pertains to racism, police brutality, discrimination, bigotry, unfair housing practices, the school-to-prison pipeline, mass homelessness, poverty, wage stagnation, the high unemployment rate of Black men and income inequality, but he wants to mouth off about what is and is not representative of what the fuck?

And oh yes, I did mention ‘choir boys’ did I not? Indeed I did. The article also states that one of the wacked officers routinely gave out department stickers to children at his church. Again, WOW! That was just so thoughtful and considerate of him. Now, after signing up to shoot people and rob them of their money, erroneously, because that is what is happening when KKKops pull people over for bullshit reasons and cite them for a seatbelt violation which means that they must pay a fine, they are not looking out for the welfare of the driver, they are merely looking out for their own wallets because you have no idea how much money the corrupt criminal justice system makes off fining people for victimless ‘crimes’ and minor traffic offenses, this ‘choir boy can be found handing out department stickers to the little children in his church. How nice.

The criminal justice system is a multi-billion dollar business and I suppose no one has wondered why we never hear KKKops talk about a KKKops lousy ass salary anymore. Oh, they don’t need a salary; that ‘job’ comes with too many other perks and benefits like taking guns from suspects and selling them on the Black market or how about absconding with drug money from busting drug dealers. Do you honestly think that all the drug money that police take from drug deals they interrupt ever gets placed on a shelf in the evidence room? Ha! You dumb ass sucker, you! The corruption that is the very essence of what IS the criminal justice system of today, puts the mafia to the blush…AND…out-of-business.

Here in Menacesnowta alone, a gang-task force was assembled to handle the gang situation here and turns out, the gang-task force was more corrupt than the gangs it was assigned to disperse and the gang-task force had to be shut down and the public actually recovered damages. Yes indeed, our dear choir boys in blue who hand out department stickers to children in church are the salt of the earth, doncha know. No, you don’t know because they are not! So, for those of you who sincerely believe that KKKops are choir boys who do their duty of ‘protect and serve’ and then hand out department stickers to little children in church, one of these days, you will be in for a rude awakening because these choir boys are going to show you their true colors; the color of racism, corruption, murder and greed and guess what? They are indeed, representative of ‘white’ AmeriKKKa, and that means, YOU, the lovers of these choir boys; the Ku Klux Klan, The Aryan Brotherhood and all your brothers that make up skinhead hate groups all across this shithole called, AmeriKKKa who after coming back from the killing fields in the Middle East, take that same mindset onto the streets of every shitty city in this shithole! Now, suck on that!

Move Over Cecil, The Lion While Your Cousin, Harambe Takes Your Place!

at the zoo

 

 

On my reader, some more bullshit popped up! It would seem that many Caucasians and some not of the Caucasian persuasion, but not exactly of the Negroid race is still all het up about the shooting death of a 450 lb. gorilla named Harambe by a zookeeper who was alarmed that Harambe, because of all the screaming and yelling that was going on when a child fell into the gorilla moat, might accidently harm the child in his agitation.

Now, we have all heard about the incident that happened at a Cincinnati zoo. What I would like to know is why do we need a zoo? If you folks didn’t go to the zoo, there would be no need for animals, endangered or not, to be placed in a zoo for people to look at them in awe struck wonder, I suppose. I’ve never been to a zoo and so I don’t know exactly how you folks are looking in the face when you’re ogling animals that are basically locked up and awaiting the pleasure of you and your screaming brats.

Let us not concentrate on the fact that zoos exist and the reason they exist, let us concentrate on the fact that an incident happened and that this is not the first incident of its kind to happen at a zoo.

This was not the first time a child has gotten into an exhibit. A 5-year-old fell into a gorilla enclosure at the Jersey Zoo in the United Kingdom 30 years ago, knocking himself unconscious. A male gorilla, Jambo, stroked his back until zoo keepers were able to get to the boy.

Ten years later, another 3-year-old boy fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Brookfield Zoo near Chicago. That time a female gorilla, Binti Jua, picked the child up and carried him to safety.

A 2-year-old boy fell into a cheetah exhibit at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo in April 2015 after his mother allegedly dangled him over a railing. The parents rescued the child.

And another 2-year-old was killed by African dogs after, zoo officials charged, his mother lifted him up onto a 4-foot-tall wooden railing to get a better view. He fell into the exhibit and was attacked. The parents sued the zoo and later settled.

So, why the outrage over this particular incident? Anyone care to comment? Share an opinion? I’m all eyes!

On Twitter, it would seem that the latest hashtag rage is #CaptivityKills. “Don’t Buy A Ticket To Support Animal Prisons!

Well now, that’ll do the trick. I am betting that every zoo has had to shutter its doors, release all animals back into their natural habitat and stick a ‘Closed’ sign on the door. Not one ‘human’ has crossed under a ‘Welcome To The Zoo’ sign since this incident. I mean, just read back and see if zoos closed after the first incident when a 5-year old child fell into a gorilla enclosure. Did it? Uh…no!

Did zoos close shop when the next incident occurred ten years later when a 2-year old boy fell into a Cheetah exhibit? Uh…noooooo. Did all zoos shut down after the next incident when a 2-year old boy was killed by African dogs? Again…uh….nooooo.

But now, for some strange reason, let’s indict the parents of this three or four year old child, although, judging from the different news reports I’ve seen, no one seems to be able to figure out whether the child is three or four, but regardless, let’s indict the parents in this case. Never mind the fact that in the case of the 2-year old who was killed by African dogs, the mother was actually lifting the 2-year old up onto a wooden railing for a better view, the child fell and the parents sued the zoo and guess what? The case was settled. Wow! Did you see that coming?

Fifty years or so later, another incident that’s similar to all the others and everyone’s knickers are in a knot. Wow! I did NOT see THAT coming! Sarfuckingcasm!

So, Cecil, The Lion, too bad, so sad, your reign is over and Harambe’s has just begun! He was placed in captivity, for his own good, it has been stated and now, he is dead because we’ve just got to satisfy our curiosity for animals in captivity. Newsflash, we’re all animals in captivity. Some of you just have bigger cages than others, but don’t get too comfortable because your cage is more than likely going to get smaller and smaller. You may even end up taking Harambe’s spot. Now, get all het up over that!

We are all to blame for what happened to the child and to Harrambe because of our selfishness and selective outrage. Where was your outrage over these other incidents as noted here and some were not 30 years old? You know, some of you really take the cake. You sit back and point fingers and exclaim in fake ass outrageous tones to all and sundry, but when it comes right down to it, you’re just a pack of hypocritical assholes who get to pick and choose what bandwagon to hop onto next. You’re pitiful, that’s what you are! Because you actually did something constructive about the animals who are sitting all up in a zoo since YOU want to go and ogle them! You fucking hashtagged for ole Harrambe! WOW! What a big fucking step you took! Ain’t you just the shit? Yes indeed, you’re shit! You’ll get no argument from me there and that’s for damn sure, you pack of hypocritical, pretentious twits!

On Memorial Day, War Is ALWAYS Such A Blessing!

war is good

War is always such a blessing
It never is distressing or depressing.
I know all too well that this is true.
War has been good for me and you.

You proudly give your lives up for the rich.
For us, life never is a bitch.
In a blaze of glory, you go out.
And really, that’s what it’s all about.

The drone operators are so brave
as they send little children to their grave.
Since the world has become a battleground,
the drums of war make a lovely throbbing sound.

Teach your sons and your daughters about their duty.
And one day, when they are dead, we’ll make a movie.
It will honor their brave and noble deeds.
The wounded, we shall see to all their needs.

Through war, we bring peace unto this earth.
And though you break out in dubious peals of mirth,
the last laugh will always be on you,
for none of what is written is ever true.

When we put a lethal weapon in your hand,
and send you to die in a foreign land,
your life means nothing, you should know,
but you never give pause, you just go.

War is not only just a blessing,
to us, it is also quite refreshing,
that you are so willingly prostituted,
and it’s all because you are just too stupid,
to understand that if it were not for you,
no drone would ever strike on cue!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing! War is a blessing because we get a day off to attend parades, eat hot dogs, drink beer and be thankful over how ‘free’ we are that we can still board an airplane after having been molested and radiated. We are free!

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing! War is a blessing because we get to sit on our fat asses and forget about all the people who were killed by our sons protecting our ‘freedoms’ that we hold so dear such as the freedom to be arrested for committing NO crime and getting murdered as a result, such as was the case with Freddie Gray. Freddie Gray is not here to celebrate this day in remembrance of AmeriKKKa’s war dead because he is dead and who the hell knows why? What did Freddie Gray do wrong? I mean, he was in AmeriKKKa, right? Home of the ‘FREE’? The reason we are celebrating this day thanks to ALL those who died to give us these ‘freedoms’! Right? So, why is Freddie Gray, dead? I’ll leave this alone for awhile because I know some of you are confused and need some time to come up with THE answer; the RIGHT answer!

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing for the warmongers and war hawks who are in bed with the makers of the war weapons(Lockheed Martin, Boeing and Crew), you know who the warmongers are. They are AmeriKKKa’s politicians; Barack ‘Nobel Peace Prize Insane’ Obadroner, KillarE ‘Whitewater scandal Benghazigate Emailgate Big ass Jockstrap’ Clinton, Bernie ‘I believe in the drone program’ Sanders, Combover ‘Build A Wall to Keep THOSE Illegals Out, Never mind us pink-assed motherfuckers, “Indians? What Indians?” TrumpDump! And who makes the war machine possible? Why, our sons and soon…our daughters because the military generals have said that it is high time women saw some combat action. And guess why women are now necessary for the military. Can’t guess? You’re celebrating WHY! The ‘troops’ are dead, dying and committing suicide from being fucked up in the head after having been deployed too many goddamn times! You don’t get that? No, of course you don’t because all you know is that today gave you an excuse to sit back and indulge in too much alcohol, hot dogs and sun! Burn motherfuckers! Burn! Because one of these days, your turn is coming. So, eat, drink and be merry since you don’t really give a damn for the war dead because if you did, the last thing you would be doing in honor of their memory, is eating, drinking and sitting at a goddamn parade!