Russia! Hang In There! We’re Going Down! Don’t Worry!

 

 

Russia, these fools are taking us down right along with you. If the Russian people are suffering thanks in part to the sanctions that have been placed against Russia by the U.S and its allies, make no mistake people of Russia, the U.S. and allies are suffering as well.

As always, the leaders of the countries that are targeted for sanctions such as Iraq and Iran and now Russia are not impacted by said sanctions. The people are. But are not American politicians always spouting off at the mouth about how humanitarian America is? How is it humanitarian to cripple the economy of another country based on a coup that was initiated by the country that is hell bent on crippling the economy of the country that the coup was blamed on?

Once again, for the motherfuckers that are dizzy as hell or otherwise, slow, the U.S. initiated a coup in Ukraine. The U.S. and NATO want to establish military bases in that region to surround Russia and China. Russia is having none of it because the Russians know that the U.S. has never been up to anything that was good, decent, nice, humanitarian or helpful. America is a diseased whore that needs to die already. The sad fact is that America bullies other countries due to the size of its military which is funded to the detriment of all else; namely bridges, roads, power grids, the whole nine yards. We have no high speed rail. We have no state-of-the art transportation system and we are not going to because there are no funds available. All available funds which are actually not really available due to the fact that the U.S. is bankrupt, is airily available only for the military. The term ‘airily’ in this instance means, ‘out of thin air’, ‘not really there’, ‘puffs of green smoke’, ‘fake ass greenbacks’, ‘monopoly money’. If you think that funding for the military is all that it should be then ask a new recruit why his family qualifies for food stamps. Our shit over here in America is just as junked, if not more so, than the junk status they just gave to you guys. It’s all a matter of point of missile. The world is kept in line, lock-step with America by force because warmongers pull the strings here and they always will. Obama ain’t in control of this shit. He’s a willing ass puppet for his masters; the warmongers, war profiteers. He knows what’s buttering his bread and he’d better keep to the script if he knows what’s best for his ‘yes we can, hope and change’ lying ass!

Know this Russia! You are not suffering alone! We are as well and you have no idea how much. Also know that we are not here swilling champagne and toasting to your misfortune. We are shivering, hungry, sick, tired, jobless and broke. Make no mistake, we are drowning in debt and with no lifeboats or lifejackets in sight. We are headed for uncharted territory because what’s coming will make the Great Depression look like a gentle case of the hiccups.

So, to President Vladimir Putin, I sincerely hope that the U.S. does not make it so hard for the people of Russia that they turn on you like many of us would like to turn on the shits that are at the helm of this lopsided, stinking, shithole barge. My sincere hope is that you guys in Russia can hold out until we finish sinking over here in America. I promise you. It will not be long now. Google how many retail stores are shuttering doors. The numbers are unprecedented. Google the number of retail stores that are going through bankruptcy proceedings. Google the new figures on childhood poverty, hunger and homelessness. Google the cities that have filed for bankruptcy and the cities that are on the verge of filing for bankruptcy. Check the stats of the oil drilling sites that have been negatively impacted by the oil price war. There is also an article out today about the fact that Americans are no longer keeping what little money they have in banks. They are keeping it in the freezer, underneath the mattress, in a funky sock and those with just a couple of dollars have folded them up in a thong.

As you can see, people of Russia, we ain’t looking so good here in America. The shit is hitting the fan for us too and in a big, dirty ass way! The shits in Washington are destroying America while trying to destroy Russia. And those of you that have visited this blog before know that I have beseeched, begged, got on bended knee and pleaded with Vladimir Putin to vaporize the hell out of this shit over here, but unfortunately, Vladimir Putin is a much nicer person than I am because if I were he, I would have hopped to it by now. You guys in Russia have a great statesman, a man of honor and integrity who stands heads above the crowd and somebody did tell me that Mr. Putin is 5’7”. Makes no difference, he could be 3’5” and with the crowd he’s in, he’d still topple the nasty shits by several hundred thousand feet.

And finally, to the people of Russia, I ask you this. Would you mind if I beg Vladimir Putin to run for the Office of President of the United States of America for 2016? Do you mind? We sure could use a leader of Putin’s stature over here. Apparently, unFIT Robthem, Killy Stentchon, Joke Bust and Yikes Huckleberry Finn are contemplating a run for the presidency. We can’t have that shit! We’ve had enough shit in the Oval office from George Washington to present day. We need real leadership from someone who can so obviously love and that someone would be Vladimir Putin!

Vladimir Putin for President of the United States of America 2016!!!!!!!!
“The Bear Roars West!”

Vladimir Putin, Watch Your Back!

 

Vladimir Putin, watch your back! The West has got it in for you. I don’t know why you expected the shits here in Amerikkka to play all fair and square like when they’ve never done so before. You’re up against psychotic, rabid criminals otherwise known as demons, if you will and the only way to control the bastards is to vaporize them and you should have long since commenced to getting it done. Now, these demons are in a position to blame you for some more shit that they’ve engineered to cause your downfall. It was only a few months ago that I beseeched you to blow this shithole deeper into the pits of the christian’s hell. I have no idea why you have wasted time on attempting diplomacy with these psychotic demons. This shit over here ain’t human. You mean, you don’t know that by now? Have you taken a good look around at what these psychotic demonic shits have caused? Look at the carnage in Iraq and Gaza and Afghanistan and Libya and Syria and in Central America and anywhere else that trouble, strife, and brutal dying is in progress.

 

Don’t continue to wait for Yellowstone to blow. It will, but you don’t have time for that show to get started. You don’t have time for the final earthquake that will shake this shit up and turn it into a hot ass lava milkshake. They’re gunning for you because chances are, it was YOUR presidential plane that these psychotic demonic shits were after. You had a lucky escape THIS time but don’t think that your luck will hold out. And you know only too well why they have it in for you. You and Russia and the rest of the BRICS are about to put paid to the petrodollar and that puts paid to the demonic shits that hold their devil worshipping rituals and dance around naked holding their limp dicks in one hand and some Viagra in the other with a whore standing on each side of their worthless demonic ass. They know this shit is toast over here. Hell! Wal-Mart is crying the goddamn, “Where are my motherfucking poor ass customers with their foodstamps?.” blues. It’s that damn bad! It ain’t just Wal-Mart’s sales that are suffering, the rest of the retailers have joined in with their wailing and screeching and Target has even fired an executive over poor sales performance and let us not forget that Target is still reeling from that massive data breach over this past holiday season. And even Macy’s sales are plummeting. Go figure! The only thing that’s getting funding over here in this shithole is the military and that’s so we can continue funding the Israeli war machine and genocide on the Palestinian people because only Israel can claim the HOLOCAUST, you know, exactly what Israel is perpetrating on the innocent people in Gaza.

 

You see, Mr. Putin, Amerikkka has priorities and stealing and killing and plundering and pillaging and raping and enslaving are at the very top of the list of priorities and don’t forget while we’re engaging in all of that, we’re calling it humitarian intervention. We’re calling it bringing democracy. We’re calling it policing the world. We’re fucking hypocrites, always have been and always will be.

 

Mr. Putin, you are well aware of how this country was founded. The Indians were killed off, the slaves were stolen from Africa and a declaration of independence was finalized and can you believe it? In this declaration, it was written that, “All men are created equal,” and guess what? These demonic shits were slaveholders, now don’t that beat all? We’re fucking hypocrites. So that means, you can’t play nice with this shit. This demonic shit is having none of it. You better act like you know, get with the fucking program that this mess ain’t hardly playing with you. They are not sane. They are not even human. You’re ex KGB, surely you know some of this already.

 

I’ll let you in on a little secret, unless you destroy this shithole before it destroys Russia and every other country and nation on this planet, you will never get a moments peace from these demons and the reason why I am fearless in posting this is because I am Black and I was damned by these demons before I was even born and it only gets worse. So, it wouldn’t hardly fuck up my motherfucking day if you vaporized the hell out of this shithole. So get to it as there ain’t a goddamn ‘human’ in sight! If you really love Russia, you’ll do what needs to be done and stop tiptoeing around these worthless fucks. We’re already done for. We’re already dead here, they’ve seen to that. We have no representation. Hell! Look at our infrastructure, it’s already on the verge of complete collapse. A goddamn drought in California. Las Vegas is running out of water and that ain’t hardly a problem for me, a fucking ‘sin city’ should run out of water. Roads end in sinkholes. Bridges collapsing into rivers and lakes. Trains derailing crude oil into our drinking water. Hydraulic fracturing is polluting our drinking water. Mass shut offs of water is happening in a city that is right by the Great Lakes. The taking over of our water supply has commenced. Even goddamn China is syphoning water from the Great Lakes and buying up property by the neighborhood in Detroit, getting set for gentrification once they run the few remaining Black people up out of there. And if you seriously think I care what happens to this shithole, by all means, I ask you to please think again. If you can’t see that we’re already done for, then I don’t know what else to say.

 

I’ve stated this before and I state it again, unlike the demonic shits here in Amerikkka, you love your country and it shows. Unlike the demonic shits here, you practice restraint and have attempted to play fair and square with these demonic shits but you must understand, you’re going about it all wrong. I hope to hell that someone in Russia can wake you up to what you’re actually up against over here. It damn sure ain’t playing fair. It damn sure is out to ruin you and your country and it damn sure as hell ain’t fucking human!

 

“Russia! Level This Shithole Already!”

I want to thank all the Russian visitors that are reading this here blog! Please make a note that there are at least 25 of us Americans who do know that Russia is not responsible for what is occurring in Ukraine. Those 25 of us also know who IS responsible for the Neo-Nazi shit stirring that was unleased in Ukraine. We also recognize that Crimea has elected to return to Mother Russia and we are most happy with that decision as that is what democracy is all about. You see, here in America, we have no idea what democracy is all about because if we did, we would be wailing and screeching from every dilapidated bridge about the fact that we have no fucking rights left. We should be wailing and screeching in front of every federal, state and local building that was paid for by our tax dollars that those assholes in Washington are pissing away in Ukraine because we’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, homeless, jobless and hungry.

The stupid military shits shouldn’t even be manning the torpedoes, so to speak, but they are because those military shits are so stupid that even with their families starving due to the low military wages and a recent cut, AGAIN, in food stamps, the fucking stupid military shits are still going at it. Apparently, they just love fighting for the sake of fighting wars started by rich fucks that sit around making a killing off destruction. I know! I know! Not a bit of this is making sense. You see, that’s the problem. Nothing in America makes sense. We’re not about making sense these days. Hasn’t been a lick ‘o sense being displayed for some time now, at least outside of the 25 or so Americans that are aware of what the hell is going on, but who can’t pry the millions of Americans away from their tools of distraction. I am absolutely certain that at least 98 percent of the stupid Americans couldn’t even tell you where Ukraine is, much less where Crimea is. Yep, we got some real dumb fucks over here in America, never you doubt it. But then, you already know that because why else would we silently go along with what this fucked up government is trying to get started all the way over there where you guys are? You see, Americans like to pop ‘happy’ pills and play all day. Many are just not up to the task of using their brain and many have forgotten that they even have a brain as that is what their ‘smartphone’ is for.

Even though most of our bridges are about to collapse and many of our roads end in sinkholes and our electric grid is antiquated and our water is polluted thanks to fracking, chemical spills and whatnot and even though entire towns have been wiped off the map due to pollution levels so bad the situation could no longer be ignored by the EPA and you should understand that the EPA officials usually just can’t be bothered to concern themselves with the health and safety of the environment. Hell! The environment don’t mean shit to the EPA, but of course, to be fair, the EPA’s hands are tied up, good and tight. But nevertheless, we’ve got so many serious issues that need to be addressed here in America and the thing is, they’re never going to get addressed. Wanna know why? The reason being that since the majority of Americans are pill popping, hypnotized brain dead zombies and filled with American exceptionalism, there’s no hue and cry coming from them, so why should their ‘elected’ officials fucking care about the fact that millions of Americans are hungry, jobless, homeless and sick? We got ourselves a big old case of austerity going on, but we can somehow find money to fund the war machine and to pretend like we’re coming to the ‘aid’ of another country that’s just so hard up and all, you know, like what’s going down in Crimea? America has plunked billions down in Ukraine because Ukraine is so in need and America is so goddamn benevolent and caring and concerned and considerate. And if you buy that load of horse shit, put down the smartphone ’cause you obviously ain’t using your brain! America don’t give shit without some serious ass strings attached.

Make no mistake, we ain’t about no peace and we ain’t about playing fair and square. America never has played fair and square like. Ask the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Somalia, Pakistan, Venezuela, Brazil, Guatemala, Iran, Syria, and the list just goes on and on and on. And now, what is standing between total world dominance by the fucks that run America? Yep, you guessed it! Russia! If Russia, Brazil, China, India and South Africa decide to do away with the American dollar, well that puts paid to America’s ass and the fucks that run this sinking stinking shithole barge ain’t hardly happy about that! Oh hell no! So now, they’ve got to fuck with Russia and let’s not forget that the Obama Administration is still pissed off over Russia coming to the rescue when Obama drew a redline with Syria and the fact that Russia is harboring Edward Snowden. You guys ain’t making the American elected shits look good and they can’t have that. They’re starting to show cracks around the edges and now that 25 Americans ain’t buying what Washington is selling, the elected shits are thinking that people in other countries are going to realize that America ain’t about shit and can’t even keep its own house in order, which it can’t, but that fact isn’t supposed to be well-known.

So as you can see, we do indeed got some problems here in America, but you wouldn’t think so because we’re not concentrating on what needs to be done to prop up America. We are just too busy inserting our nose in places where it’s not wanted. America’s political shits just got to have their hand in every country’s cookie jar, stealing everything that ain’t nailed down and absconding with it. America is swimming in debt to the tune of $16,787,451,118,147 and yet, America has money to throw around in Ukraine? Yep, because America just creates money out of thin air. The entire economic system of America is a magician’s dream; a magic act and like all magic shows, it must come to an end. And that is why; I beseech you guys in Russia to put an end to this freak show, once and for all. The world is tired of America. The world can’t afford America because what America wants from the world is just, EVERYTHING! Get to the business of ending the reign of this shithole called, America before it ends the world. Would ya? Thank you!

http://www.ibtimes.com/brazil-russia-india-china-south-africa-brics-nations-propose-creating-their-own-version-imf-world

It’s All About ‘Supremacy’!

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he said. Mr. Bundy recalled driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door was usually open and the older people and the kids — and there is always at least a half a dozen people sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their kids to do. They didn’t have nothing for their young girls to do.
“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”

Cliven Bundy

Don’t ever wonder why I go the fuck off on some racist ass hating ass white motherfuckers. This piece of shit was held up as a shining example of getting a revolution started. This piece of white filth that has been getting subsidized by the federal gummint had the goddamn audacity to state in essence that Black people who are getting a subsidy from the government would have been better off if they’d of still been caught up in slavery. Ain’t that just some goddamn bullshit or what? It is both bullshit and or what the fuck! And now, those who hailed this racist Nevadan piece of gummint teat sucking white trash as a hero are distancing themselves due to his racist rant in a New York Times article. As if they didn’t have any idea that this piece of shit wasn’t a goddamn stomp down racist from the get-go. If I fucking knew it, they sure as hell did!

When I first heard the story and saw how people were taking the side of this pompous, overblown racist blowhard, freeloading skank, I could smell the racism emanating from this skunk all the way from Nevada. And when his homeys, the ‘militia’ showed up, that sealed that fucking deal ‘cause every Black person in America knows what ‘militia’ is a coded word for; white supremacy groups. Oh yes, we can smell a racist rat from one end of this godless shithole to the other and I had the nerve, the unmitigated gall to post about ‘love’?? Love? What the hell is that? Here I am, attempting to find some sunshine and sunbeams and jellybeans and what the fuck do I get for my efforts? I get a piece of white trash filth quoted in the New York Times talking about how Black people that he saw sitting in a housing project, doing nothing, would be better off if they were slaving away in fields of cotton and of course taking care of his goddamn cattle while at it and warming his bed at night and those of his fellow good ole boys from the ‘militia’ group, his homeys. Well ain’t that about a nice ass wet dream for a hatin’ ass filthy skank motherfucking racist piece of shit named Cliven Bundy?

I don’t want to hear no shit about not letting this filth ruin my goddamn day! My fucking day was already fucking ruined before I even read about that racist shit. You see, my day was already ruined because I had read the news about the good ole corrupt shits that lead this shithole called AmeriKKKa and how they were still at it, trying to lay the blame on that mess in Ukraine all over Vladimir Putin. Yep, still at it and eyeball high in it. Escalating the shit and just what the fuck can we do about it? Not a goddamn thing, but continue on as if nothing untoward is happening. But the thing is see? I don’t fucking appreciate shit being done in my name by some fucks that I’m supposed to have helped to elect to do my speaking for me. No, shit don’t sit well on my motherfucking conscience, ‘cause I got one see? And I won’t hardly happy before reading about Cliven Bundy and his racist ass rant in the New York Times. Actually, this all ties together because the same reasoning or lack thereof is behind both the shit that’s going down between Russia and AmeriKKKa over Ukraine and the hatin’ ass racist shits like Cliven Bundy and his ‘militia’ homeys from White SupremacyVille, USA. You see, it’s all about ‘supremacy’. It’s always been all about ‘supremacy’ and it always will be. I shall post the definition of ‘supremacy’ and give the clueless motherfuckers, a clue.

1. Supremacy: 1.
the state or condition of being superior to all others in authority, power, or status.
“the supremacy of the king”
synonyms: ascendancy, predominance, primacy, dominion, hegemony, authority, mastery, control, power, rule, sovereignty, influence;

Yep, the U.S. government wants control, power and mastery over everyone, everything and every blade of grass and sand on this godforsaken planet and if anyone gets in the way of what the out-of-control, evil, corrupt, racist fucks want, then they will make shit up and sling it and keep slinging it until it fucking sticks and that is why there is this relentless spreading of propaganda to try and vilify Russian President Vladimir Putin when he ain’t responsible for that Neo-Nazi shit that was fucking let loose in Ukraine. That would be on the United Snakes of AmeriKKKa and this here fucking racist ass government ain’t never had a goddamn problem using racists because they’re all racists. They ain’t got far to go to find one that’ll do their fucking dirty work for ‘em. Hell! If they weren’t attempting to duke it out with Cliven Bundy and his ‘militia’ gang, they could’a used those worthless racist fucks.

And don’t forget about how fucking broke the ruthless fucks in Washington has been telling us we are and yet, Joe Biden has promised Ukraine another 58 mil.

Biden also said that Ukraine was in a “struggle for its very future” as the U.S offered a $58-million package to the embattled country.

Now, where is he gonna get it since we’re so fucking broke that food stamps had to be cut for millions of Americans? Where is he gonna get it since no money could be found to reinstate jobless benefits for the over two million long-term jobless Americans? Hungry and jobless Americans! You ain’t fucking pissed off about that? Apparently not ‘cause I ain’t heard a goddamn peep outta you! Go figure! What? Are you fucking dead already? This here is turning into quite the goddamn party!

We’ve got Cliven Bundy and his white supremacy over here and we’ve got the U.S. government and their white supremacy sent into Ukraine and we’ve got Joe Biden promising millions to Ukraine and we’ve got the hungry and jobless Americans sitting quietly on the sidelines awaiting and awaiting, for what? I don’t hardly know; a goddamn epiphany, I guess. Everybody having a good time at this fucking whacked out party? Yes? No? Who the hell cares! It’s fucking raining supremacy every goddamn where and we’re all supposed to swallow it down from Nevada to Washington to Ukraine and be goddamn thankful that the likes of Cliven Bundy get hailed as a hero; racist as he is and proud there of it, owing you and me and every other American over a million dollars in unpaid fines for grazing his cattle on public lands and thumping his nose at the other federal racists. Wow! Fucking racists falling out with each other and the federal ones backed the fuck down. How well would that have played out for some Chicago Black folks who were sick and tired of watching bulldozers tear down their neighborhoods to build upscale condo lofts, thus enabling gentrification? Could they have brought guns and engaged in a standoff with the federal racists and got them to back down without the federal racists firing a shot? Not fucking hardly!

Black folks! Listen up! I bet you are wondering why Cliven Bundy included some racist ass shit in his New York Times storytelling about his cattle. Well, I’ll tell you. You see, at one time, Black people were considered to be only three-fifths human because that was supposed to be how they would be ‘counted’ when determining a state’s total population count and so they were not considered to be a ‘whole’ person. Apparently, we’re missing something that white folks got. I personally think that we’re missing that ‘supremacy’ part that was taken from us when we were taken from Afrika. But I digress. Slaves were ‘rounded’ up and sold at auction, just as cattle was. They were examined, just as cattle was examined and they had their ‘good’ points, pointed out and whatever ‘flaws’ they had were also pointed out and this would of course, reduce their worth, sending them to the back of the auction line. So, now Cliven Bundy comes along, a’talkin’ about his cattle and then talk about subsidized Black folk get thrown in. Well, that’s ‘cause shits like Bundy still want you to make his ass even richer. He wants his cake and eat it too and he don’t hardly like seeing you without a job when he’s got one just waiting for you, but it don’t pay nothing and it don’t come with no benefits. It comes with shackles, whips, rape, beatings and maiming among other unfortunate shit, for you that is, not for racist shits like Cliven Bundy and his good ole boy ‘militia’ groups. There are so many in this here shithole just like Cliven Bundy that would bring back slavery so fast, our heads would spin. Oh wait! They did! It’s called, the ‘for profit prison industrial complex’.

And to those of you in Ukraine who ain’t hardly having a good time of it since this here shithole called, AmeriKKKa went and unleashed ‘supremacy’ hounds on you guys, you got my sympathy and apparently, my tax dollars. Hey! Joe Biden! “Fuck you!”

Yeah! It’s all about ‘supremacy’. It always was and always will be, no matter who, what, where, or when.

Sources:
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/gop-scrambles-condemn-ranchers-remarks-race-n88556
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ukraine-crisis/biden-slams-russia-stop-supporting-men-hiding-behind-masks-n86416

Enemies From Different Lands

Think no thought that peace will ever reign.
There is no hope, for the evil are insane.

Lead us into temptation to destroy humanity.
And so it will begin, another war is our destiny.

How is it that children grow to hate?
We have been taught that what is yours is ours to take.

Kindness, gentleness and compassion have been dead for years.
Jealousy, envy, fear and loathing are thrust into hearts like spears.

The ones who lead us will never admit that they are wrong.
And those who do the fighting will keep at it all the day long.

Yes, evil is insane and the godless hold our fate in their hands.
We have no future, if we are all enemies from different lands.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Punk Ass Bitch!

Yeah, Obama is a punk ass bitch! He didn’t see the eggs coming that were about to get plastered on his lying, stupid face? Sanctions? Against the Russians? For real? Really? That useless, clueless fuck Obama has gone and cooked our goddamn goose for sure. You see, Vladimir Putin had the upper hand this entire time. He played that punk ass bitch Obama like a fiddle. Obama’s handlers ain’t got shit on The Putin. You see, Vladimir Putin’s been around the block and ain’t no parliament or hangers on gonna tell him what to do, he’s always one step ahead and he also knows that as much as the shits in America are out to destroy America, he ain’t gonna see ‘em throw his people and his country under a goddamn bus ‘cause he’s caring see! He ain’t hardly gonna stand still for no one messing around with his beloved Russia and I gottta hand it to Mr. Putin, he does indeed care about his country, unlike the shits in America who don’t give a goddamn for America and Americans, that’s for sure. The Putin can undermine the entire economic system of this here Divided Snakes of Amurderer and the Chinese as well. “Sanctions!,” that punk ass bitch Obama says to the Russians. Oh, really? Has he even taken a look at the big picture? Methinks not or he wouldn’t even go there! Talk about a punk ass bitch getting burned and taking a whole goddamn country down with him. Way ta go punk!

The last time that Obama came up against The Putin, he got egg in his face and it taught him not a goddamn thing because he just had to go back for more. Now, if I was egged one time, hot damn if I’d put myself in the same predicament to get egged AGAIN! Remember Despot Obama’s ‘red-line’ with Syria? Yeah? No? Regardless! Vladimir Putin stepped in and ‘red-lined’ Obama’s punk ass and left him standing with his soccer mom jeans bunched up around his ankles. Yeah, he looked THAT ridiculous AND clueless. Presidential material? Yeah, if you’re president of the cupcake club. I guess that’s why so many eggs are always handy when it comes to America’s little despot getting it all over his old ass looking mug. Have you taken a look at America’s despot lately? Looking a little green around the gills, I would say. Well, when you’ve gone up against an opponent twice and that opponent was more than a match for you and then some and when that opponent swatted you as easily as he would a fly and all while the world watches, yep, I think I would look a little green myself. In fact, Obama is looking so bad, I hear tell that Harvard is about to issue a statement in essence saying that Obama’s law degree was issued in error. Yeah, he’s even making Harvard look bad. And I also hear tell that even the other Chicago crooks who are languishing behind bars are taking some heat from the other inmates. In fact, I have it on good authority that Chicago’s former governor, Rod Blagojevich has had to give up all of his commissary to Bubba Bodkins because according to Bubba, “these white collar Chicago shits are some weak ass punk bitches!”

Now, it is quite apparent that Obama’s punk ass bitch status is having a far reaching impact on many and the only problem with that is that this impact is not affecting the intended targets, the Russians, who have been hit with the biggest whopper of them all, GASP! Sanctions! No, the problem is that according to an unnamed source, John Rabid Dog McCain was rushed to the vet this morning and has been diagnosed with an advanced case of rabies and that the only course of treatment at this stage would be to allow him to continue to foam at the mouth and jump up and down in impotent fury over Punk Ass Obama’s failure to bring the Russians to heel. A glass cage is being erected in the Senate so that the foam and spittle emanating from John Rabid Dog McCain will not infect the other members of congress. Methinks, it’s too late for that. This is quite all mindboggling and I must say, I find it hard to believe that what we are witnessing is our elected representatives in action and not a show, titled The Stooges, which would seem to be more fitting.

In closing, I would just like to add that even though America has a punk ass bitch for a president, he’s our punk ass bitch and I for one, don’t want him. I am ashamed to call that clueless, inept fool, my president. And what many don’t seem to realize is that Obama’s complete and absolute ineptness could get us into a World War and that would mean that the shits that are hell bent on running this Titanic into one of the few remaining icebergs, would get their ass toasted too. How could they continue to rape, pillage, decimate and plunder when all is a vaporized cloud? Those shits pretend that they are above human failings, but they have to breathe and live on this planet the same as the rest of us and though they plot to destroy it, their own demise would be imminent. They’d better fucking figure it out and get with the program that Russia ain’t about another Iraq, nor another Afghanistan, nor another Yemen, nor another Pakistan. Russia can make their ass just as toasted as it can mine. And that punk ass bitch in the White House better think on that because the Russians ain’t even looking cross-eyed over some stupid useless ass ‘sanctions’!

…and President Vladimir Putin, thanks man!!!!!!