Climate Change, Caused By Whites, Is Going To Affect Every Single American Or So Says The Federal Government Despite What Trump Says To The Contrary

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A report was just released by the federal government of the Unites States of America that is massive and dire regarding climate change.

 The report warns, repeatedly and directly, that climate change could soon imperil the American way of life, transforming every region of the country, imposing frustrating costs on the economy, and harming the health of virtually every citizen.

Now, the sea is lifting above its shore, the harvest is faltering, and the seasons arrive and depart in disorder.

The report tells this story, laying simple fact on simple fact so as to build a terrible edifice. Since 1901, the United States has warmed 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit. Heat waves now arrive earlier in the year and abate later than they did in the 1960s. Mountain snowpack in the West has shrunk dramatically in the last half-century. Sixteen of the warmest 17 years on record have occurred since 2000.

Unfortunately, this report came out on the worst possible day of the year because millions of Americans are out shopping and contributing to the cause of climate change by driving to Walmart, JC Penney, the twelve Sears and Kmart stores that are still open, Kohl’s, Macy’s, Toys R Us(which was said to have all closed but miraculously opened just in time for Black Friday), Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and for those who are extremely poor, they took the bus to Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, Holla If You Only Got A Dollar and Dollar General. The intrepid souls who intend to build something are at Home Depot, Menards and Lowes. But everyone besides yours truly is out shopping for bargains that, apparently, are only available on Black Friday. And even though many are hoarders who need therapy, that will not stop them from continuing to amass a shitload of useless, plastic junk from China, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan and elsewhere. They are clearly of the impression that climate change is not going to impact them at any time and so, drive, baby drive. Consume, baby consume and the piper shall never be paid. Oh, what fools!

The report goes on to state that unlike what Donald Trump would have us believe, the climate is not going to just “change back.” I wish I could state that I am so surprised he even uttered such nonsensical bullshit, but that would be a lie. Nonsensical bullshit is about all Donald Trump is capable of with his so obvious limited intellect. But nevertheless, even the feds can no longer deny that humans are wreaking havoc on this planet and that more plant and animal life will become extinct. Some are already extinct and where they went, so too shall ‘humans’ and the two-legged white parasites that set this all in motion. Unfortunately, the poor humans will suffer first, but eventually even those who have managed to amass a fortune will be impacted. Oh my bad, that has already started since I do believe that many ‘celebrities’ lost their homes in this most recent California wildfire season.

So, for those of you who just got back in from shopping, all that plastic can buy along with your ass is going to float away. In a few months, we shall be reading headline after headline detailing massive flooding, mudslides, wildfires out-of-control, again, earthquakes and thousands rendered homeless because of this.

This bears repeating.

“The report warns, repeatedly and directly, that climate change could soon imperil the American way of life, transforming every region of the country, imposing frustrating costs on the economy, and harming the health of virtually every citizen.”

So in essence this report is letting you know that despite your ‘American exceptionalism’, you are still going to be impacted by what you helped set in motion. No one is going to escape, unscathed. No one. That includes you, not just the homeless man, not just the Black man, not just the Indian man. This shit is coming for your ass as well. You are more than likely going to see your doctor’s house floating down the goddamn street along with his Bentley and his Maserati. Because make no mistake, the tents of the homeless will not be the only items floating away. And those who are in the trailer park are going to find plenty of company as we ALL try and find a big rock to hang our ass out to dry on. Your SUVs and GMC trailblazers and Jeeps are not going to make any difference when trying to drive through rising flood waters.

FEMA(Federal Emergency Management Agency) wants you ALL to know this, don’t even think about expecting them to assist you. That agency has stated that it is already assisting with more than 700 disaster incidents and is overwhelmed. They don’t even have the means to set you up in a trailer park. Ain’t that something? You can’t even become trailer park trash. And believe me, you will soon be fighting for that dubious distinction.

Google wants you to know that their personal assistant will be of no use to you, no matter how many times you request help from it. Alexa and Siri will be useless. Requesting an Uber or a Lyft? Don’t even bother.  No Airbnb is going to be available because someone else’s home will also be floating down the goddamn street. Your ‘smartphone’ is going to state, “out of network coverage range,” that is until it goes dead. But if you still remember how to write, then you can do just what the folks who are dealing with the wildfires in California are doing. They have gone back to using old fashioned, handwritten bulletin boards to advertise that they are looking for lost loved ones.

Enjoy this fool’s paradise while you can because ask those who had to actually and literally run for their lives  from “Paradise, CA” they’ll tell you, this shit ain’t fucking playing with your ass. You’ve still got the ability to drive to Walmart, but an end to that is coming. You’ve still got the ability to order some shit from Amazondotcom, but even Jeff Bezos has stated that Amazon is not going to be here for the long haul.

Jeff Bezos to employees: ‘One day, Amazon will fail’ but our job is to delay it as long as possible

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos told employees, in response to a question at an all-hands meeting last week, that the company is not “too big to fail.”

Amazon, along with Jeff Bezos’ ass is going to fail along with everything else and it’s got not a goddamn thing to do with Amazon not being too big to fail, but has everything to do with the fact that Amazon’s warehouses are costing cities more than they think. When it rains, there is nowhere for water to go except into homes, businesses, schools and any other building standing when concrete has been poured in massive amounts in order to build warehouses. When whites decided that build, baby build was a good thing and when whites decided that more highway lanes would help with gridlock, whites put paid to living in harmony with this planet. 

You see, there is no use in dancing around the fact of who is to blame for climate change. We ALL know who. The Indians were living as one with this planet. The Maoris in New Zealand were living as one with this planet. The Aborigines in Australia were living as one with this planet. The Africans were living as one with this planet. And who came along and decided that living as one with this planet was the most fucked up thing to do? Enter whitey pasty ass! Whitey pasty ass has done not a one of us innocents, a fucking favor. Their mantra is “Capitalism is the word of today, tomorrow and waaaaay into the future!” Those arrogant parasites have doomed us all and yet, they are the ones who are still building more warehouses, building more upscale condos and gated communities, driving huge pickup trucks and SUVs and whose homes will be lit the fuck up enough for the lights on the McMansions to be seen from space. Yep, their Christmas decorations have got to outdo their neighbors.

But the day is going to come when you and your Christmas lights and your McMansions and Hemi-powered pickup trucks and SUVs are floating down the goddamn street. Your arrogance will be rewarded when you are reduced to trying to find some damp ground on which to erect a tent and since you love camping, you should feel right at ‘home’ until the next flood, that is. And there will be a next one. You’ve seen to that!

Yes indeed, the U.S. government is still trying to hide the fact of climate change from the ignorant, stupid Amerikkkans by posting the report on Black Friday where it was sure to be missed. But what won’t be missed is the fact that the shit you buy is soon going to be just as waterlogged as your ass. Think on that while you wrap shit that’s just as doomed to a watery grave as you are or to an inferno caused by your own damn arrogance in thinking that you have all the answers when whites are just about the dumbest shits to ever slither all across this godforsaken planet that they have managed to destroy. Keep listening to that buffoon in the Oval Office and when your ass is asking him for some damn help, what do you suppose he is going to do? Throw you some goddamn paper towels like he did to the people of Puerto Rico and to those who were impacted by the California wildfires, his solution to their problems is to give them some rakes. “Rake that fire on outta your way,” so says Donald Trump. Who the hell needs Allstate when you’re obviously “in good hands” with Donald Trump?

Oh, and one more thing. Since I’m ever the helpful one, shortly after the Christmas holiday season, you will begin getting other reports stating that your credit/debit card was hacked. The hacking never stops, but you don’t really care and so, never mind, full speed ahead which also can be said for climate change.

We The People Are the Real Problem Yet WE NEVER ADMIT IT — The Most Revolutionary Act

Originally posted on Highly Likely News: Happy people buying online everything under the sun. We may be lacking money, earning a crust, even got a few dollars yet all the time day and night we feed one man’s pockets with our hard earned income. We give it away without, most times, asking a question. Perhaps…

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Yes indeed, WE THE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM and so sit your fat, lazy ass down and shut the fuck up about how we need to stop corporations like Amazon and Apple in their tracks by doing fuck all about it because YOU are the problem. If you have bought ANY goddamn thing from Amazon, then you need to shut the fuck up already because don’t nobody need to hear from a goddamn hypocrite who says one thing and does another. And I don’t give a damn who is guilty of this because nine times out of ten, everyone reading this has bought something from Jeff Bezos and so contributed to the exploitation of his worker drones who are pissing in containers to get your plastic shit to your doorstep, quick, fast and in a goddamn hurry so that you can do what with it? Get even more fat, lazy and stupid because you’ve got Alexa to turn your lights on and off, to open your goddamn door, to turn on your TV and do everything for your stupid ass besides put your kids to bed and depending on how rich you are, some other poor schmuck is even doing that. I, on the other hand can speak loudly against YOU and this fucked up shit because Bezos and that fucked up ass Amazon of his has gotten not a goddamn plug nickel out of me and they won’t. I would rather walk around butt ass naked, and I probably will, before I would ever order a goddamn thing from Amazon because unlike most, I practice what I preach. I don’t even have a flip phone, much less a ‘smartphone’ and just what the hell is that? Because your brain is what you should be using to tell you that something called a ‘smartphone’ is not a good thing. And then you sit somewhere moaning because Facebook has sold your data or there’s been a breach when you paid for something via your smartphone when you have only yourselves to blame for that shit!

People have shit for brains these days when they can turn over every aspect of their lives to technology and then wonder why there is no clean water, no clean air and no decent food to eat. Look up from those goddamn phones and see where we are headed! But in all actuality, this is too little, too late because we have already passed the point of no return. In a few years, Bezos will have replaced his “pissing in container worker bees” with robots and robotic cars will be delivering your toxic plastic shit to your door or to your tent because even though most of us will be located in a tent city by then, we will still be somewhere looking for a Wi-Fi signal so that we can cuss somebody out on Facebook and order another ear bud set from Amazon with some Government Temporary Assistance For Needy Dumbasses Funds that’s going to soon run out because after that orange-colored asshole that’s in the Oval Office vacates it, another one just as bad will take his fucking place. You clueless shits cannot even see what’s coming 5 years down the road because you live for today and think that tomorrow will take care of itself. Yeah! Good fucking luck with that!