If You Have Not Yet Voted, Read This!!!!!

 

Usually, I am ashamed to admit that I was born in Virginia, but this is one time that I am not bashing the hell out of my birth state, Virginia. This is one time that I am actually lauding some news, not straight outta Compton, but straight outta Virginia!

Virginia governor enables 200,000 felons to vote in November

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — More than 200,000 convicted felons will be able to cast ballots in the swing state of Virginia in November under a sweeping executive order Gov. Terry McAuliffe announced Friday.

The Democrat said restoring the rights of felons to vote and run for office will help undo the state’s long history of trying to prevent African-Americans from fully participating in our democracy.

“This is the essence of our democracy and any effort to dilute that fundamental principle diminishes it, folks, for all of us,” McAuliffe said on the steps of Virginia’s Capitol, before a crowd of more than 100 people that included many felons.

Now, of course, we are all wondering if the restoration of voting rights to felons has anything to do with the upcoming presidential elections, but let us just believe that he(democratic Governor, Terry McAuliffe) is doing this because it is the right thing to do. If a person has committed a crime and they have served their time, then the right to vote should not be withheld. They are certainly expected to pay taxes upon completion of serving their time. And so, they should be well within their rights to expect to ‘think’ that they have some say in who is going to enact laws that they must obey, especially seeing as how, egregious laws most likely got many of them stiffer sentences than they otherwise whould have received.

The Virginia republican camp is already crying, “Foul!” But be that as it may, for now, it stands and the squirming by the republican legislators in Virginia will, of course, continue. They want every single Virginia vote to go to their presidential candidate and seeing as how there is much turmoil in the GOP camp these days, is it any wonder?

What I would like to add is this, to all the convicted felons who have regained the right to vote, think twice about who you intend to cast your vote for. Do not just assume that by checking the box next to the democratic party’s candidate that all will be well. If Hillary Clinton receives the democratic nomination, then remember this, she and her husband Bill Clinton are most likely responsible for why you were incarcerated for years longer than you should have been and also for your receiving a stiffer sentence than you should have received. Never forget Bill Clinton’s legacy and how his policies decimated Black America even as he was re-directing jobs from America to Canada and to Mexico by way of NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement). But what is really the sticking point is that that douchebag pedophile, Bill Clinton, implemented the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30 billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time Bill Clinton left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black prisoners. And what’s more, Hillary Clinton stood behind this and actually encouraged it. Where do you think the ‘Blacks are super predators and need to be brought to heel’ speech came from? This shit was vomited out of her filthy mouth! And this was said while she lauded her husband, Bill’s crime law that got you mandatory minimum sentences for being caught with a plant(weed) and for being addicted to heroin and crack. No rehab for you! Go straight to prison and remain there, indefinitely!

A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for more of the same. They are two sides of the same coin; they are not any different from each other. Hillary Clinton is saying what she thinks she needs to say to ‘court the Black vote’ but you are just a worthless piece of stinking manure in her eyes. You are not fit to breathe the same air she does, is her opinion. She needs your vote and so she will grin and bear being in the same room with you, only up until she receives the democratic nomination and descends to the presidency. Because the office of the president of the United States is not an ascension since warmongers, war hawks and war whores such as Hillary Clinton have long since climbed into bed with those who profit off wars. And Black folks, this is why they have made it so that you feel you have no choice but to sign on the dotted line and fight rich shits wars who want you dead anyway. This is why the only other option for you is to duke it out with guns on every inner city corner in AmeriKKKa over drug turf. This is why Black America, you were chronically hooked on drugs, but you were criminalized for your habit while white folks were and are receiving drug rehab, politician handwringing and even CDC investigations over their supposed increase in death by heroin overdoses. Meanwhile, cities like Baltimore, MD has for decades been dealing with a heroin and crack epidemic and was left to rot, decay and fall into ruin and her citizens, into despair, hopelessness, anguish, heartache and death.

Make no mistake, the democratic party and Hillary Clinton are not here to save the day for you. Your day is fucked up because of them. Vote with your brain. Educate yourselves before you head for the polling stations and try and remember that you owe nothing to those assholes! They promise you shit that they have no intentions of delivering on and by now, you should know this. You are only a pawn to be used in their ‘game of thrones’. Stop selling yourselves to these bastards that think more of their pets than they do of you!

Whatever Terry McAuliffe’s reasons for re-instating the vote to 200,000 felons, make sure that the vote you cast is not because of some misguided deep-seated belief that the democrats are your friends and therefore, will forever deserve your unwavering and loyal support. Surprise their ass! Wake them the fuck up and make them no longer take your vote for granted!

Hillary Clinton has already called us Black folks, ‘super predators’ that need to be brought to heel. Show that foul warmonger that the biggest super predator is her racist ass and that THIS time, you are NOT to be taken for granted!

I can only hope that you get the message!

“I Voted…….”

I voted……..in my sleep.
 Stood in line with the other sheep
as we were prodded, one by one.
Oh I voted, but I voted for none.
Yes, into that voting booth, I went,
made my mind up to some extent.
I threw my ballot on the dirty floor,
said I’d never vote for a war whore.
 And that no bigot would get my vote,
I’d rather drown in a goddamn moat.
The security guards escorted me out,
told me I was crazy, without a doubt.
 But that’s okay because I had my say
on the 8th of November; election day!
Don’t do as I did and vote in your sleep,
head out the door like good little sheep.
Cast your vote for your favorite clown,
and I’ll sit back and watch as you drown
in piles of shit that they fling your way,
because you voted on election day!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

This election, I refuse to participate in a farce. I could have voted. I’m no felon, but I chose to leave my voting status where it has been for the past three years, sitting on the rolls in Virginia where I no longer reside and never will again.

I hear whines and complaints from the Democrats that the ‘Black vote’ is not what they would wish it to be. Shut the fuck up because you lousy ass dogs have used us in numerous election years and we’ve got nothing to show for it. Black people dutifully show up at the polls and vote for the Dems as though they are some wonderful saviors that are coming to our rescue when nothing could be further from the truth. If the Democratic Party was of any use to Black people, we would not have a school-to-prison pipeline to show for our voting for Barack Insane Obama. We would not have millions of Black people incarcerated on bullshit drug charges feeding the ‘For Profit’ prison slavery system. We would not have gentrification running unchecked throughout this hellhole. We would not have horrific unemployment statistics, income inequality, unbelievable poverty, homelessness, inadequate health care and the list is endless. If your vote benefitted you, Black people, then it would show and from where I sit, it shows that you have no reason in the world to vote. It matters not who is at the helm of this lopsided, sinking, stinking shithole barge, you’ll never see one ounce of support for what’s needed to help descendants of slaves in this shithole.

For once in your life, send a message to the Democrats. Tell them by your lack of support, to go fuck themselves!

Don’t Slam Hillary, Slam Your Mother….

 

 

….she is the one who endorsed Hillary Clinton. She is the one who stood up on the stage at the DNC, along with the other coon head sell-outs and endorsed filth, filth that is the reason why Black people are usually the victims of police brutality. So, don’t slam Hillary Clinton for staying true to being a lying warmonger, slam your mother for backing a known racist piece of filth and for selling out your father for ’30 pieces of silver’ and a few minutes on a stage.

Daughter of Eric Garner slams Clinton campaign over emails about father’s death

The Hillary Clinton campaign came under fire from Erica Garner on Thursday, the daughter of Eric Garner who was killed by a police officer in New York City, after the latest batch of emails released by WikiLeaks revealed how the Democratic presidential nominee talked about her father’s death.

“I know we have Erica Garner issues but we don’t want to mention Eric at all? I can see her coming after us for leaving him out of the piece,” Clinton press secretary Nick Merrill wrote in an email.

Another aide Maya Harris chimed in saying, “Eric Garner not included because not killed by gun violence.”

So, this just goes to show that all who were on that stage at the DNC were merely props. This shit was all thought out beforehand and as usual, dumb ass Black people will dutifully get in line and allow racist filth to continue to use them for their fucked up agendas. We never, ever fucking learn. You know what? To hell with all y’all Black motherfuckers! Here I am breaking my goddamn neck and back trying to do something about goddamn gentrification encroaching all over the city I live in when you punk ass bitches are doing nothing but making it more and more difficult for me and others to try and do a goddamn thing about your fucked up ass plight. Fuck all y’all motherfuckers AGAIN! I’m fucking done! Stick a goddamn fork in me. I can fucking use my goddamn money for my own Black ass! To hell with you!

This just takes the goddamn cake! You stupid fuckers can’t see the writing on the wall? You need someone to tell you how to blow your own goddamn nose and I’m going to fucking break my neck trying to help some motherfuckers that can’t even think for themselves? Hell no! The goddamn buck stops here! You’re all fucking sell-outs!

I have been saying over and over that Black people continue to do some crazy ass shit by doing the same things and expecting different results. You’re going to stand behind that piece of racist filth that calls itself Hillary Clinton, whose husband, by the way, is the reason why so many Black men and women are cooling their heels in ‘for profit’ prisons. Those two scum sucking bottom feeders are the reasons why so many Black children are growing up in single-parent households. And you can’t fucking see that? You’ve got to wait until Wikileaks publishes leaked emails to get a clue about what you should already know! We have been slaves in this shithole for hundreds of years and still, you don’t know that nothing’s changed? How the hell are you free? And who the hell freed you? Bill Clinton? Hillary Clinton? Her husband’s policies, AGAIN, are the reasons why so many Black people are slaving away in ‘for profit’ prisons on bullshit drug charges thanks to Bill Clinton’s ‘three strikes’ law among other laws that were placed on the books by Bill Clinton’s racist policies that were meant to enslave Black people in the new slave pens. And what do you do when those racists in uniform kill your ‘loved’ one? Why, you stroll down the streets with a lame ass protest sign that you dusted off from the 1960s and beg them to stop choking us to death, shooting us to death and hanging us. Then some of you, like Eric Garner’s family, will take a multi-million dollar payout to shut up about his murder and the status quo continues.

Oh, but then, you are so shocked when emails come to light exposing the fact that Hillary Clinton is as fake with her displays of support for the plight of Black people as her husband is. You overlook a lot for ’30 pieces of silver’. You sell out your own people and stand somewhere, smiling and endorsing racist filth and then get bent out of shape when someone exposes to the world just how contemptible your mother is for being a coon head sell-out. So no, Erica Garner, don’t slam Hillary Clinton for staying true to who she is, slam your own goddamn mother for condoning what that racist piece of filth set into motion, decades ago; her and her philandering husband, Bill. Slam Sandra Bland’s mother Jordan Davis’s mother, Trayvon Martin’s mother, Michael Brown’s mother, Dontre Hamilton’s mother, Hadiya Pendleton’s mother, Blair Holt’s mother and Oscar Grant’s mother for taking to the stage at the Democratic National Convention and endorsing that warmongering racist piece of filth, Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is going to be our next president and of that I am certain of without a shadow of a doubt because that is what the ‘elites’ want for why else is that war whore not in prison for all the crimes its committed? Why put something like Donald Trump and Mike Pence up against Hillary Clinton? It is to make people so disgusted over Trump and Pence that they’d vote for Hillary Clinton even though they loathe and despise that hag! And for anyone who thinks that police brutality is going to cease when Hillary Clinton descends to the presidency, you need to wake the fuck up and smell the stench of death because you will continue, just as you are now, to march down the goddamn street holding your lame ass protest signs or waving your hands in the air screaming, “Hands up! Don’t shoot!” And I guess you forgot, that to Hillary Clinton, Black people are super predators that need to be brought to heel and that is exactly what is going down. “Heel motherfuckers! Heel!”

Eric Garner’s mother endorses Hillary Clinton

Eric Garner’s mother, Gwen Carr, endorsed Hillary Clinton on Thursday in an email to campaign supporters, labeling Clinton the “only candidate right now who’s talking about how we can be strategic in trying to” address police brutality.

Carr joins a host of mothers whose children were killed in incidents with law enforcement and are part of a broader campaign strategy to solidify African-American voters who are pushing for an end to police brutality.

“So yeah! Heel motherfuckers, heel!”

Hillary Clinton’s Theme Song!

The devil called to Hillary and said, “Come home my dear to me!”
Ole Hillary answered back, “I didn’t sell my soul to thee!”

 

That devil, he was fired up for no one should call his bluff.
Hillary had sold her soul to him and he knew she liked it rough.

He threw ole Hillary across his back and took her down to hell.
But he was no match for Hillary, she put him under her spell.

She called Lockheed and she called Boeing, her personal munitions teams.
And now if you listen real close, you can hear the devil’s screams.

She launched her drones and fired her missiles and attacked hell’s vaulted gates.
And now the Christians can’t burn in hell, Hillary destroyed its fiery lakes.

“Where to now?,” Hillary asks of her rich and rowdy friends.
And don’t hold back, I’ll shit myself, that’s why I wear depends.”

“We’ve bombed hell and destroyed Iraq and Libya is up in flames.”
“We’ve killed Gaddafi, hanged Hussein, so let’s add more to those names!”

“We’re running out of land to grab and leaders to kill for sport!”
“Let’s turn on our own and show them whose boss, a mission we won’t abort!”

“I’ll soon be the man in a DC house, I’m a madman, doncha know?”
“America, bend your ass over, you’re now my goddamn ho!”

Hillary requested that her theme song be written by,

Shelby I. Courtland (and I was quite happy to do it! P.S. You’re welcome Hillary!!!)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, since I am privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, I know what that warmonger has in store for AmeriKKKa and even without being privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, you should know as well! And for those of you who are thinking of turning to Hillary Clinton when Bernie Sanders concedes to her, I would rebel and refuse to get behind this warmonger. If you must vote, write-in a third party candidate or at the very least you could write your own name in. Better that than that warmonger. I do understand that the only other alternative seems to be Frump, but hey! We are still here even AFTER Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II and Obama, so hey! We will deal with it! Did we like it and will we like it? Hell no! But we should have done something about this long before it reached this point and so who do we have to blame for it? Something to ponder.

Voting Rights Restored To Felons In My Home State Of Virginia! About Time!

 

 

 

Usually, I am ashamed to admit that I was born in Virginia, but this is one time that I am not bashing the hell out of my birth state, Virginia. This is one time that I am actually lauding some news, not straight outta Compton, but straight outta Virginia!

Virginia governor enables 200,000 felons to vote in November

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — More than 200,000 convicted felons will be able to cast ballots in the swing state of Virginia in November under a sweeping executive order Gov. Terry McAuliffe announced Friday.

The Democrat said restoring the rights of felons to vote and run for office will help undo the state’s long history of trying to prevent African-Americans from fully participating in our democracy.

“This is the essence of our democracy and any effort to dilute that fundamental principle diminishes it, folks, for all of us,” McAuliffe said on the steps of Virginia’s Capitol, before a crowd of more than 100 people that included many felons.

Now, of course, we are all wondering if the restoration of voting rights to felons has anything to do with the upcoming presidential elections, but let us just believe that he(democratic Governor, Terry McAuliffe) is doing this because it is the right thing to do. If a person has committed a crime and they have served their time, then the right to vote should not be withheld. They are certainly expected to pay taxes upon completion of serving their time. And so, they should be well within their rights to expect to ‘think’ that they have some say in who is going to enact laws that they must obey, especially seeing as how, egregious laws most likely got many of them stiffer sentences than they otherwise whould have received.

The Virginia republican camp is already crying, “Foul!” But be that as it may, for now, it stands and the squirming by the republican legislators in Virginia will, of course, continue. They want every single Virginia vote to go to their presidential candidate and seeing as how there is much turmoil in the GOP camp these days, is it any wonder?

What I would like to add is this, to all the convicted felons who have regained the right to vote, think twice about who you intend to cast your vote for. Do not just assume that by checking the box next to the democratic party’s candidate that all will be well. If Hillary Clinton receives the democratic nomination, then remember this, she and her husband Bill Clinton are most likely responsible for why you were incarcerated for years longer than you should have been and also for your receiving a stiffer sentence than you should have received. Never forget Bill Clinton’s legacy and how his policies decimated Black America even as he was re-directing jobs from America to Canada and to Mexico by way of NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement). But what is really the sticking point is that that douchebag pedophile, Bill Clinton, implemented the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30 billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time Bill Clinton left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black prisoners. And what’s more, Hillary Clinton stood behind this and actually encouraged it. Where do you think the ‘Blacks are super predators and need to be brought to heel’ speech came from? This shit was vomited out of her filthy mouth! And this was said while she lauded her husband, Bill’s crime law that got you mandatory minimum sentences for being caught with a plant(weed) and for being addicted to heroin and crack. No rehab for you! Go straight to prison and remain there, indefinitely!

A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for more of the same. They are two sides of the same coin; they are not any different from each other. Hillary Clinton is saying what she thinks she needs to say to ‘court the Black vote’ but you are just a worthless piece of stinking manure in her eyes. You are not fit to breathe the same air she does, is her opinion. She needs your vote and so she will grin and bear being in the same room with you, only up until she receives the democratic nomination and descends to the presidency. Because the office of the president of the United States is not an ascension since warmongers, war hawks and war whores such as Hillary Clinton have long since climbed into bed with those who profit off wars. And Black folks, this is why they have made it so that you feel you have no choice but to sign on the dotted line and fight rich shits wars who want you dead anyway. This is why the only other option for you is to duke it out with guns on every inner city corner in AmeriKKKa over drug turf. This is why Black America, you were chronically hooked on drugs, but you were criminalized for your habit while white folks were and are receiving drug rehab, politician handwringing and even CDC investigations over their supposed increase in death by heroin overdoses. Meanwhile, cities like Baltimore, MD has for decades been dealing with a heroin and crack epidemic and was left to rot, decay and fall into ruin and her citizens, into despair, hopelessness, anguish, heartache and death.

Make no mistake, the democratic party and Hillary Clinton are not here to save the day for you. Your day is fucked up because of them. Vote with your brain. Educate yourselves before you head for the poling stations and try and remember that you owe nothing to those assholes! They promise you shit that they have no intentions of delivering on and by now, you should know this. You are only a pawn to be used in their ‘game of thrones’. Stop selling yourselves to these bastards that think more of their pets than they do of you!

Whatever Terry McAuliffe’s reasons for re-instating the vote to 200,000 felons, make sure that the vote you cast is not because of some  misguided deep-seated belief that the democrats are your friends and therefore, will forever deserve your unwavering and loyal support. Surprise their ass! Wake them the fuck up and make them no longer take your vote for granted!

Hillary Clinton has already called us Black folks, ‘super predators’ that need to be brought to heel. Show that foul warmonger that the biggest super predator is her racist ass and that THIS time, you are NOT to be taken for granted!

I can only hope that you get the message!

“Damn, Ted Cruz! You Ain’t Even From Here!!”

Bernie, I wanna vote for you,
but I just don’t feel the BERN!
You said if you don’t get the nomination
then it’s got to be Hillary’s turn!

Hillary, I can’t help but despise.
Your war crimes have me stunned.
You are one foul ass stinking warwhore
and if I slept with you, I’d want a refund.

Dude with the bad comb-over,
to you, I don’t know what to say.
You’re one egotistical piece of shit.
But you as president? That’ll be the day!

Damn Ted Cruz! You ain’t even from here!
How the hell you get away with that?
Canada, come get your native son,
or do you want us to exterminate this rat?

Now, who the hell else is there to vote for?
Give me a name and I will write it in.
And for the love of all that’s unholy,
I hope these assholes don’t have a twin!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

As far as I am concerned, all of the above named should be disqualified and therefore, unable to become president for one reason or another. We ALL know why that warwhore Hillary Clinton should be disqualified. Hell! That warwhore never saw a warmonger she wouldn’t crawl into bed with. Bernie Sanders is just playing a game since he’s already let it be known that “He got Hillary’s back!” if he don’t get the nomination. Comb-over is in it for ego purposes and for entertainment for this Roman circus of presidential ‘gladiators’. Cruz is most definitely NOT qualified at all. For fuck’s sake, he is NOT even a natural born citizen. His ass was born in Canada! So, what I would like to know is this. Where are the ‘Obama Birthers’? Why isn’t Ted Cruz’s birth certificate getting the same microscopic examination that Barack Obama’s birth certificate received? All I hear from the ‘Birther Movement’ is the sound of crickets chirping. “CHIRRRRUP! CHIRRRUP!” What the hell is up with that shit???!! Chirrup up a plausible goddamn response to the question, BIRTHERS!

So, who is left? Why, there is the Green Party candidate, but we didn’t hear a peep out of lamestream media about the other parties  and their candidates. Once again, as usual, the corporations pick and choose the president of the United States and we stand in long lines, hoping that our IDs will gain us access to the voting booth so that we can ‘vote’ for the next president. Get real! You ain’t never elected one single goddamn president and if you think you have, all you ‘Dorothys’ out there,  close your eyes, tap your heels together three times and then wake the fuck up!

“Smile When You Heel(and vote for me), You Black Super Predator Motherfuckers!” Says Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton to Black super predators, “I said HEEL, motherfuckers, HEEL!..oh and remember to vote for me!”

 

By now, everyone is aware that I was temporary ‘chant’ writer for Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Thanks to the popularity of my ‘chant’, I have been given a new position in the Hillary Clinton for President camp; that of visual artist to summarize, artistically, Hillary Clinton’s position on descendants of slaves in these Divided Snakes of AmeriKKKa!

Remember the quote from Hillary Clinton as it pertains to Black people in AmeriKKKa? Never mind, I shall be more than happy to refresh your memory.

“We also have to initiate an organized effort against descendants of slaves…. They are not just ex-slaves anymore. They are often the kinds of fierce Black motherfuckers that are called super predators. No conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel, and the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort against descendants of slaves, everywhere.” – Hillary Clinton

So, to ALL the other Black super predators out there, be sure to smile and HEEL when you vote for that warmonger Hillary Clinton because she thinks the world of you…uh…I mean, us! And I know this to be true because we ALL know how white folks feel about their dogs. And being compared to a dog should not rankle with us; it should make us feel special. You know that the whites cozy up to their dogs in bed. When they go on vacation, they can rest assured that Fido is being taken care of in a 5-star pet hotel and that he is wrapped in his favorite cashmere sweater and is consuming the choicest of meats and other doggie treats. Massa treats his dogs well. Table scraps for Fido and for us Black-assed super predators that should be made to HEEL because we are sadly lacking any conscience and empathy and Hillary Clinton does not know how we ended up that way, but she does know that the thing to do is to make us HEEL!

Again, Black-assed super predators, remember to smile and HEEL like a good doggie when you vote for that warwhore, Hillary Clinton, because as predatory animals, we act on instinct and only on instinct. We lack empathy and we have no conscience and that is why we have been terrorizing white folks for hundreds of years in this shithole called, AmeriKKKa! Never let it be said that Hillary Clinton got it wrong when she stated that we Black-assed motherfuckers are super predators! I wish to piss that we would actually show Hillary Clinton just what a Black motherfucking super predator with no conscience and no empathy is capable of, I really do! It is way past time!! But of course, we won’t do that. We will simply smile and HEEL and vote for a warwhore that has reduced us to the status of an untrained mutt. No thoroughbreds are we, because remember, we were not considered totally ‘human’ in the early days of slavery and not much has changed. In fact, nothing has changed. Don’t think so? Ask Hillary Clinton. She’ll tell you! She’ll tell you to “HEEL, you Black-assed motherfucking super predators!” Now, go register to vote, dogs!

Who let the dogs out? Why, Hillary Clinton did! Woof! Woof!

I just cannot make this shit up! And I would like to give a ‘shout out’ to all my ‘dog’ Peeps that marched, got hosed down, had the ‘other’ thoroughbred dogs sicced on them and was jailed so that I could have the right to vote for a racist pile of filth that sees a dog that needs to be brought to heel when it looks at Negro people. Yes! Thank you, indeed! I am simply thrilled that I have the right to vote for the likes of Hillary Clinton because according to Hillary Clinton, I was ‘whelped’, I wasn’t ‘born’, Black-assed super predator, that I am!

“Black People Are Super Predators! Bring Them To Heel!” Said Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton kissing Down To the Ku Klux Klan. So Black folks, ain’t she grand? Now, go vote for this shit!

 

 

“Goddamn it! I said HEEL, you goddamn Black assed dogs!!! I’m your Massa’s wife and I say HEEL you Black motherfuckers!!!”

Hillary Clinton was heard using some extremely colorful language when giving a speech on the demeanor of Black people in AmeriKKKa since the official end of slavery. Apparently, there has been marauding gangs of Black Super Predators running amok and lynching white folks by the hundreds. They have also been gunning down white folks for merely attempting to sit at a lunch counter and partake of a sam’ich. They should know better. Lunch counters are not for these Black Super Predators! Lunch counters are for the Ku Klux Klan to socialize, compare schedules and figure out when there is a waning crescent moon, don those white sheets and hoods and commence to showing those Black Super Predators just what it means to invoke the ire of the overseers in this here plantation called, “AmeriKKKa!”

“We also have to initiate an organized effort against descendants of slaves…. They are not just ex-slaves anymore. They are often the kinds of fierce Black motherfuckers that are called super predators. No conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel, and the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort against descendants of slaves, everywhere.” – Hillary Clinton

“Now, we all know that the slavers were extremely careful with their slave cargo. Those Black-assed motherfuckers in the cargo holds were having all sorts of wild orgies; card games, shooting dice, ordering rum punch and prostitutes. No one even bothered to interfere with their horrible vices. To this day, I cannot figure out why we allowed them to come to AmeriKKKa in the first place to work good paying jobs because now, they have morphed into a race of Super Predators, just a preying on innocent white folks as they lie in their beds at night, counting angelic sheep and hoping against all hope that they get through another night without waking up to white sheets, hoods, torches and crosses. Bill and I have worried ourselves sleepless on how to bring these Super Predators to heel. We have finally found a temporary solution to the problem. We have taken up the gauntlet where Ronald Reagan left off. No MORE WELFARE QUEENS! And this time we mean it. Don’t bother with the statistics that prove that lily-white asses like mine are all up on the dole and hold the dubious distinction of having the highest percentage of recipients on welfare. Yes, they be white, but we will ignore the facts and continue to ‘white wash’ the shit in AmeriKKKa like we always do. There is no need to air our dirty laundry in public. That’s why we got hired help. Thank you Mexico! Where was I? Oh, of course. Not only did my dear philandering husband Bill, overhaul this nation’s welfare program, but he also signed into law that great trade agreement, NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) on December 8, 1993, that literally decimated American jobs, sent them to Mexico and Canada. Once we had taken the jobs away from these Black heathen-like Super Predators, the next step was to find somewhere to house them before they burned down our great cities in search of food and some place to live. So Bill came up with the great idea to get tough on crime AND how!”

“My husband Bill almost swooned with joy when speaking of the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time my husband left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black Super Predators. We taught those Black-assed Super Predators just who was boss! We denied them good paying jobs by way of NAFTA and what NAFTA didn’t do, the criminal justice system accomplished. But these Super Predators are a wily bunch of hooligans and for some reason, they just refuse to all drop dead and now, here I am once again, attempting to ‘court’ their vote and hide my disdain, contempt and pure hatred for this sub-human species that we have tried to eradicate, but so far, to no avail. However, once I am elected president, I shall take up where Dear Bill left off because those Black heathens are just so forgiving and forgetful. There was a saying back in the good ole days between the slavers, ‘I sure hope Jeb that these Black heathens don’t have brains as big as their peckers!’ And you know what? They don’t!”

“So, yeah! Vote for me, you stupid Black motherfuckers! You’ll get just what you’re dying for. I shall see to it! And I’ve got a new campaign chant just for these Black Super Predators.”

‘I would hang you high myself,
but I wouldn’t want to soil my hands.
Mamie, come bring me some lemonade
as I wow these niggers in the stands.

They will vote for me, I am sure,
because their brains are the size of peas.
Just take a look at all those Black faces
wanting me to do to them just what I please!

I will take care of you  and that’s a fact.
You can believe that what I say is true.
You’ve forgotten what Bill did and now here I am.
We gone put y’all niggers back in the zoo!’

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland (temporary ‘chant’ writer for Hillary Clinton)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, to ALL the Negroes out there, go right ahead and vote for Hillary Clinton and when that warmonger hands you your ass on a platter, shut the fuck up! You got just what you deserve!