Don’t Call Obama A Monkey!

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To North Korea, he’s a monkey.
It’s the worst they could have said.
He can order endless drones,
and strike freedom and justice, dead.

Can I call him a torturer,
since you know that shit ain’t right?
And can I say that he’s a liar,
or is that another slight?

He’s a drone ordering bastard,
and he makes Dick Cheney proud.
He never closed Guantanamo.
We’re still underneath that cloud.

Chelsea Manning rots in prison,
on some bullshit charge, you know.
But don’t call Obama a monkey,
Why that shit is just too low!

Never let it be said,
that I uphold a bully
But hands down on this,
I back North Korea, fully!

I’ll call him what he is,
he’s a puppet for the rich.
I’m not politically correct.
I call him, Massa’s punk ass bitch!

Now, go the fuck off over that!
Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

All across the blog world, I see nothing but, “North Korea Called Obama, A Wicked Black Monkey!” “This is horrifying, so damn horrifying! Stop the goddamn presses! Oh how fucking shocked I am! Ain’t that just shocking!”

Seriously? The U.S. is most likely responsible for the shutdown of North Korea’s internet service. The U.S. just released a movie via Sony Pictures about the assassination of North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un and because a statement, supposedly from an ‘unidentified’ person (probably Donald ‘show me your birth certificate’ Trump or from Arizona Sheriff Joe ‘stop immigration’ Arpaio) that reads: “Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest,” everybody’s gone insane over this stupid shit!

The Obama Administration continued the Bush era bank bailouts, AND the torturing of innocent people, the world over, is ongoing. The Obama Administration initiated a coup in Ukraine, murdered Muammar Gaddafi, is aiding and abetting Israel’s slaughter of innocent Palestinians, is most likely responsible for the missing MH370 flight and is culpable in the downing of Malaysia flight 17. The Obama Administration is responsible for escalating the production of poppy in Afghanistan that is destined for the mean streets of every shitty city in America, has aided and abetted in gutting the safety net for millions, has aided and abetted in the increase of child poverty and homelessness all across America, increased the incarceration rate of Black men on bullshit drug charges, put into play a militarized police state complete with armored vehicles from Iraq and Afghanistan, drone strikes multiple nations’ people on a whim, killing thousands of innocent people, has not closed Guantanamo and we want to get all hyped up over “Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest,”?????!!!! Are you fucking kidding me!!

Thanks to the Obama Administration and ITS shit-stirring, we just may be headed for war with Russia, China and North Korea which would mean our total and complete annihilation and a bunch of nutcases are screaming over a ‘monkey’ comment as if that is the absolute worse thing that many ‘AMERIKKKANS’ have EVER said about Obama!! HELLO! Get fucking real! You ain’t outraged!! You’ve fucking said worse, so cut the bullshit!!

I fucking swear, Americans continue to take STUPID to a whole new level!!!

Scheduled For Release: A Sony Pictures Entertainment Presentation; The Assassination Of President Barack Obama

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Starring: James Earl Jones, Jamie Foxx, Alfre Woodard, Beyoncé Knowles, Jay-Z, Snoop Dog, Halle Berry and Demetry Vladovovick

Actor James Earl Jones is head of the Central Intelligence Agency, Alfre Woodard stars as his drunken wife. Snoop Dog plays the character Agent Green. Green is a CIA operative gone rogue. Green’s boss is played by Jay-Z; a CIA field operative, partnered with Beyoncé Knowles who entices information from her foreign conquests by crooning sultry lyrics while wearing nothing more than lace. Jaime Foxx stars as President Barack Obama whose wife was killed in a freak accident after the vehicle she was travelling in, rolled over and over due to a drunken Secret Service Agent’s antics.

The film is listed as a comedy.

About the film:

The movie starts off with James Earl Jones (Greer) berating his wife, Alfre Woodard (Sasha) for being drunk yet again at a black tie function at the White House. He is met by Jay-Z (Reid) as he re-enters the ballroom. Reid nods to Greer and they both step outside, ostensibly for a breath of fresh air. The two begin to plot the assassination of the president. Greer tells Reid that orders from the Rothschild family are as follows: assassinate the president and make it look like the Russians were behind it; that would put the final nail in the Russian Federation’s coffin as Great Britain and all of Europe would get on board for the annihilation of Russia. The two dare not use cell phones since they are tapped by the National Security Agency and their demise would be imminent if the assassination attempt was foiled.

In stumbles Green, who once again, because he’s high on weed, stepped into his girlfriend’s six inch pumps and then promptly trips and falls into a fountain. At this time, Greer and Reid have finished their business and notice the waiters pulling Green out of the fountain. Greer and Reid both look at each other and nod.

Meanwhile, Beyoncé Knowles (Malia) is having sex with the president of Iran in an attempt to get him to come clean about their nukes program. Even though the president has a very tiny dick, Malia manages to make it seem as though he is pleasuring her beyond all imagination. She in fact manages to croon her way through an entire 8 minute song while pleasuring the Iranian president. But still no clues as to nukes or no nukes and she sighs since she knows that she must not fail in her mission to get at the truth. There’ll be another night of this.

Day two starts with Reid knocking on the door of Green’s girlfriend’s apartment. Green’s girlfriend played by Halle Berry (Michelle) comes to the door wearing a see-through red teddy and in her most ghetto hood rat voice, taunts Reid with, “See something you want, if you do, it’s for sale.” Reid pushes her out of the way and shouts for Green. Green is sitting on the floor inhaling from a bong. Reid pulls out a device that detects for wires. He then searches for Green’s and Michelle’s iPhones and when he finds them, he tosses both out the window. He grabs the bong from Green and tells him that he has a job for him. At this point, Green looks up with red, half closed eyes and says, “Help yourself man.” Reid then tells Green that he wants him to assassinate the president. Green assures Reid that he’s the man for the job. After all, who would suspect the guy that fell over in the fountain at the White House?

The assassination is to take place while Russia’s foreign minister is in the U.S. for a state visit in an attempt to get the two countries back on, at least, a civil footing since the two leaders have been at loggerheads over the crisis in Ukraine. At the state event, Green has been given a waiter’s uniform and is making his way over to where the president of the United States is holding court with Russia’s foreign minister, played by Demetry Vladovovick. Reid is in the Rose Garden when his phone rings. He answers his cellphone only to hear an anxious Malia telling him that not only does Iran have nuclear weapons, but that a nuclear bomb is headed straight for the White House and it has a cloaking device on it and that U.S. spy systems have no way of tracking it. Reid hears a choking sound and then the phone goes dead. But he has no time to worry about Malia. He must alert the president of the danger and whisk him away to safety. He is too late. Just as he re-enters the grand ballroom, Green has managed to appear to be stumbling towards the Russian foreign minister and as he bumps into him, the president seems to fall down in slow motion while the Russian foreign minister looks on in disbelief.

Green shoves the tray of cocktails that he is holding into the side of the Russian foreign minister, knocking him over and then adroitly maneuvers around a table, leaving the Russian foreign minister lying over the prone Barack Obama with the gun lying inches from his fingers. As the guests turn and behold the spectacle of the president lying on the floor with the Russian foreign minister on top of him, they erupt in outrage. The Russian foreign minister rolls off the president and his fingers touch the gun lying beside him and a Secret Service agent fires his gun at the Russian foreign minister, killing him on the spot. Other Secret Service agents rush to President Barack Obama’s side. But it is too late. His eyes are wide and staring.

Immediately, Reid rushes to find Greer to tell him of the nuclear bomb headed for the White House. As he pushes a woman out of his way, she turns and slaps him. The lady is Greer’s drunken wife, Sasha. He asks Sasha if she knows where Greer is. Sasha tells him that Greer received a phone call about an hour ago and left. She’s upset because she wants another drink and Greer is not there to get it for her. Reid turns away, takes his cellphone out and dials Greer’s number. It goes straight to voicemail. Reid then attempts to find the Vice President, but can’t locate him. He realizes that it’s probably too late to stop the bomb and makes a mad dash for the heliport. He knocks out the pilot that is waiting in the helicopter to transport the Russian foreign minister back to his accommodations since the Russian foreign minister did not feel safe staying at the White House. Reid takes the controls and the helicopter lifts off and into the night. Just as he thinks he’s far enough from ground zero, the bomb exploded with a blinding flash in the sky, and a great rush of air and a loud rumble of noise. Reid loses consciousness and subsequently dies as does every member of congress since Washington, DC is obliterated.
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Was any of the above funny? Of course, North Korea is known for human rights abuses, but to make fun of the assassination of its leader is in my opinion, wrong. American presidents HAVE been assassinated and we found nothing funny about that. The country as a whole mourned when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. James A. Garfield and William McKinley both, were assassinated. The country as a whole mourned with the assassination of John F. Kennedy. How many people who just rave on and on about Reagan found his attempted assassination to be funny? I’m sure James Brady did not. It does not matter if we don’t like North Korea’s leader.

The fact is that the assassination of anyone should not be made into a comedy because let’s face it, assassinations have happened and not just to leaders of the U.S. Egypt’s President, Anwar Sadat was assassinated and he was a good man; he earned the Nobel Peace Prize and unlike Barack Obama, he was trying for peace. And Libya’s leader, Muammar Gaddafi, was assassinated by proxy as was Iraq’s leader, Saddam Hussein, both assassinated thanks to the U.S. And just take a look at the shape Libya and Iraq are in. So why is it that we have no problem making fun of the assassination of the leaders of other countries, but if ours get assassinated, we expect the whole world to mourn with us? Oh, that’s right, we the people of the U.S. are ‘exceptional’. I’ll be happy to disabuse you of THAT notion with plenty of examples that show how ‘unexceptional’ we here in the U.S., really are, but I’m already ahead of you on that. Just archive this blog to your heart’s content.

Is any of this still funny? And the Sony Corporation is contemptible. I would not be surprised if some of the hacked emails showed that some Sony executives actually joked about the assassination of Barack Obama.

I sincerely hope that the hackers continue to cut into Sony’s bottom line. Gut the Sony Corporation’s bottom line like it’s a fish!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland