Folks, My Comments Are In Your Spam Folder, AGAIN!

 

 

 

 

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Apparently, someone at WordPress thinks it extremely funny since I received an email yesterday from, get this, “A Happiness Engineer.” Newsfuckingflash, I am SO not happy!

I have been trying to get this straightened out for more than three days now and still, no go! This is the latest email that I received from WordPress:

“Thanks, I’ve looked into it and this should be fixed for you now :)”

Happiness Engineer | WordPress.com

The one before this one asks me to fill out a form since apparently, according to WordPress my comments should not be put in the spam folder.

“Hi,

I can’t see why Akismet would be catching your comments, so I need to ask you to complete the form linked below. Please fill this form out as you would comment on a site you’re having trouble with, we’ll need to see the content that you’re trying to leave in order to diagnose the issue.

https://akismet.com/comment-test/?t=BL6U-1bDGRr-WJK4KGNByvX3gdEC82jK5&k=1

This link will expire, so please use it as soon as possible. Let me know when you have completed the form.

Thanks,
Greg”

 —
Greg Stewart
Akismet // Automattic Inc.

Today, I went back on the forums and requested help. No help!

So, Dr. Bramhall, I tried to comment on your blog today and I am in your spam folder. Lou, I tried to comment on your blog today and it was a most excellent comment too, and it is in your spam folder. So, folks, they win! I give up because this is becoming entirely too tiresome!

Too Hot To Handle!

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Or just a blip? For the past two days, I have been trying to post comments to other blogs and have been getting an error message. On one of the blogs that I ‘follow’, I tried to post a comment and was re-routed to an error page. Then when I tried to post the comment again, a message popped up that read:

“Duplicate comment detected. It looks like you’ve already said that!”

When I attempted to get help with this on the WordPress Forums, after I posted the request for assistance, I received a message, “Topic Closed!” ‘This topic has been closed to new replies.’

When I tried to post a request for help again, I received this notification, “slow down, you move too fast. Back to WordPress Forums.”

On the WordPress Forums, it reads:

Cannot post comments to other blogs 1 admin 4 hours

This means it was immediately closed by Administration. Again, no help, no explanation. Just ‘that’s all folks’.

Now, I am not one for conspiracies, but something fucked up this way comes. I don’t know if I’ve got a major bug in my computer or if I am simply too hot to handle or if there is a bug in WordPress, but I am having too many issues for this not to be a major situation of some sort. So, if I have not commented on your blog, this should explain why I have not.

Rainbows, Once So Beautiful!

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Rainbows, once so beautiful
are now defiled by man.
When I look up at a rainbow
it is as beautiful as a rusted can.

If a man wants a dick all in his ass
then go at it tooth and nail
but did you have to defile such beauty
as you lick the ass of a male?

The dykes are on the loose
chasing rainbow-draped cunts.
With tongues drooling and panting
I don’t want to hear your grunts.

You tarnish the rainbow’s image
with your filthy, nasty ways.
I wish you’d all stayed in the closet,
all you vile and disgusting gays!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

And for some strange reason, I had the devil of a time posting this. I fucking wonder why! If I had posted a poem screaming about my joy over same-sex marriage, this would be Freshly Pressed, but since I’m not, it was made extremely difficult for me to post this. But know this, I am stubborn as hell and have saved every goddamn thing that I have posted on this site and though I had to make four attempts to post this, I got it done, goddamn it!

I’m not the nasty motherfucker here! Those damn gays are. I fucking had a colonoscopy and was told that I would be asleep and yet, I screamed throughout the entire procedure. You gay motherfuckers wouldn’t have had THAT problem because you’re SO goddamn used to shit shoved up your ass. By the time you filthy ass skanks need a colonoscopy, all the doctor need do is attach a flashlight to his head and stick his whole goddamn head in your wide open ass hole that’s already heavily lubed. Hell! Jiffy Lube’s got nothing on you motherfuckers! The colonoscopy would be finished in two seconds flat because the doc could see from your asshole all the way to your molars because you’d be screaming with PLEASURE, you nasty ass fuckers!

WordPress, About This ‘Gay Day’ Banner Shit….

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…..would you be so kind as to take the symbol that has been co-opted by the ‘gay community’, the ‘rainbow’, off my goddamn blog. I am in no way, running around shoving rainbows up in everybody’s face, proclaiming my joy over the Supreme Court’s ruling in regards to ‘gay marriage’ If gays want to join in the marriage misery with heterosexuals, they are now privileged to do so. Since gays have co-opted the rainbow, I have no desire to have that shoved in my face. And since the rainbow, quite obviously, stands for ‘gay pride’ or some such nonsense and I don’t, would you, again, kindly take that unsightly shit off the goddamn site???!!!

And since I am on my soapbox, I may as well continue. I was brought up to be a good Christian and even though I no longer concern myself with what Christians think of gays, I have my own opinion of them. They are truly disgusting and their public displays of deep-throating each other is an offense to my eyes. To see a man walking in front of me with his hands on another man’s ass is disgusting to me. To see two females stand in the doorway of a restaurant, deep-throating each other is an assault on my delicate, Victorian sensibilities. It is a goddamn shame that even though I do not own a TV, I am bombarded by merely turning on my computer, by the sight of gays hugging and kissing and parading down the goddamn streets, prideful in all of their nastiness, filth and indecency. Call me a prude, I don’t care, but I do know that a lady always conducts herself in public, in a most demure fashion. She does not engage in promiscuous and lascivious acts in public and women who do, should be ashamed of themselves. There is a time and a place for everything and in public is definitely NOT the place. Just as the ‘rainbow’ on every blogger’s main WordPress screen is not how WordPress should conduct business by making it appear that my blog is representative of my happiness for the Supreme Court’s ruling on gay marriage when I am SO on the dissenting side.

Oh yes, it appears that gays are wildly happy over the fact that they can now express their particular revolting abomination, uh…I mean, version of ‘perverted love’ to each other in the form of marriage, but that is not what all the fuss is about. The fuss is about the financial or monetary and materialistic aspect of marriage; that which pertains to divvying up the marital assets and about having the ability to apply for a spouse’s Social Security and pension when said spouse is deceased. The ‘practical side of ‘gay love’ takes front and center stage because when all is said and done, it ALL boils down to M-O-N-E-Y! Anybody that thinks otherwise is a fool, plain and simple.

Gays are no more capable of being true, monogamous, loving partners to each other than heterosexuals are. When there has been enough time to gather statistical data on gay marriage AND divorce, the true picture will unfold, but until then, gays get the benefit of the doubt since heterosexual marriage has been front and center and focused on for centuries, with fucked up statistics to prove that the institution of marriage is an abysmal failure. The results will be no different with gay couples. As confused as children are now, mom and mom and dad and dad is not going to help. I would honestly be ashamed if at Parent-Teacher conference night at school, two women showed up with me informing the teacher that “I am her mom and I am her ‘butch mom’ or in other words, I am the ‘male figure’ in this ‘marriage.” Geefuckingwiz! I’d blush to the roots of my black hair and haul ass the hell out of there in outraged shame!

So, once again, I ask Wordpress to remove that offensive ‘rainbow gay pride marriage-approved by the Supreme Court’ banner heading bullshit off my goddamn blog! I should NOT have to be subjected to THAT shit, whether I want to or not and I do not!