An Ice Cream Truck

Just before the sun went down,
I heard the jingle from an ice cream truck.
Here, it is business as usual,
but in Afghanistan, a bomb just struck.

Tomorrow, the ice cream truck
will make its way down my tree-lined street.
But over in bomb-struck Syria,
little children have no bread to eat.

The next day, the ice cream truck
will once again offer cold, creamy treats
while we wait to hear from Donald Trump
about North Korea via his stupid tweets.

Another day, another ice cream truck;
an absurdity in a world at war.
 It would seem to be quite laughable,
but I just cry til I can’t no more.

I’d send you an ice cream truck,
if I thought it would do you any good,
but when you’re fleeing a war torn land
there’s only debris where homes once stood.

One day, that ice cream truck
will drive down my street no more.
We’ll have killed those across the sea
and on our own, we will then wage war.

That day will surely come,
since war is all we know.
And though we killed you first,
where you went, we too shall go.

So to those who lust for war,
and who gloat over all we’ve killed,
the treats in an ice cream truck
are not as cold as your heart so chilled.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2017 Shelby I. Courtland

At around 8:00pm, the ice cream truck jingles its way down my street and I look out down the street and the children are gathering in front of it with their money in hand which they exchange for cold, creamy treats. I cannot help but think of the children in Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Yemen who have been killed by bombs dropped on them by our government via the U.S. military. I cannot wrap my head around the fact that soldiers, who have children, can send missiles to foreign lands knowing that there is no way to hit only fixed targets since we all know that ‘collateral damage’ is inevitable in military operations and that they are killing children while expecting only ‘ice cream truck’ experiences for their own. Their children are never to be ‘collateral damage’, otherwise known as the unintended casualties of war. I am sure that the ‘unintended casualties’ of war are most glad to know that they were mortally wounded, accidental like by America’s soldiers who want only ice cream truck encounters for their children. I am sure that those who were blown to bits died knowing that they were just in the way; in the wrong place at the wrong time. There will be no ice cream truck rolling down the street offering them cold, creamy treats; just body bags for those who are more than just bits and pieces.

But here in America, the ice cream trucks are still rolling down our streets, inviting our children to come and pick their favorite cold treat and go happily back to their yards to play while those in Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Yemen are praying that the bombing will stop, wishing that they still had homes to go to, trying to remember what it felt like to play and certainly are not hearing the jingle of an ice cream truck as it makes its way down a tree-lined street on a quiet evening inviting them to partake of its cold delights.

I am going to keep this one civil even though I am seething and ready to spontaneously combust over the fact that all is quiet here and there is only the echo of the jingle from an ice cream truck and I cannot know or appreciate the hell that those in foreign lands are being put through thanks to those who are hell bent on making it a fact that this world will never know peace. Oh, the absurdity of an ice cream truck!

Obama To China, “Stop Construction In South China Sea Or……!”

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Or what, Obama? What the fuck are YOU going to do if China does not stop construction in the South China Sea? What? Are you going to send the CIA/ISIS ‘moderate’ rebels that were ‘vetted’ by John ‘mad dog’ McCain over to China and fuck China up? Are you going to tell NATO to do to China what the U.S./NATO did to Libya? Are you going to declare war on China just as George W. ‘stupid’ Bush declared war on Iraq? Are you going to hype up some propaganda and outright lies against China just as Bush did with Iraq? Are you going to AGAIN, point out that China is a communist country and that her people have no rights? Newsfuckingflash! The U.S. is a goddamn communist country and the people of the U.S. have no goddamn rights! How many rights did Sandra Bland have? Have many rights did Eric Garner have? Have many rights did Renisha McBride have? Have many rights did Aiyana Jones have? Freddie Gray? Walter Scott? John Crawford? Michael Brown? But you want to tell China to stop construction in the South China Sea but how many goddamn times have you told the racist ass cops to back the fuck up off Black citizens and stop killing our ass? How many times did your former Department of Justice head, Eric Holder step up and go to bat for the Black people that are incarcerated on bullshit charges? And what’s the new coonface doing about the problem of Black mass incarceration? Oh, that’s right! What problem? There ain’t a goddamn problem, not in your motherfucking book. Because you’re looking out for the whites that make a killing off private prisons. How many of them are going to bankroll your ass when you leave the White House?

But hell! I digress! What are you going to do about the $1.23 trillion dollars of U.S. debt that China is holding? Crickets chirping over that one. That’s what I thought. So what now? Are you going to disconnect China’s internet service? Are you going to smack China’s General Secretary, Xi Jinping, with your glove and call him out? Choice of weapons at dawn? Are you going to turn the ships away from America that are filled to the brim with cheap Chinese junk? I didn’t fucking think so because there goes Wal-Mart’s, Targets, Kmart’s, Dollar Trees, Dollar Generals, Family Dollars, China Dollars, Bleed A Dollars sales. AGAIN! What are you going to do to the Chinese if they don’t stop construction in the South China Sea?

Oh, you can intimidate, bully and threaten Germany and France and Canada and almost all other countries and nations, but you sure as hell cannot browbeat China with useless ass threats. Just ask Russian president, Vladimir Putin. Yep, with your sanctions against Russia, you sure showed them. Not only did Russia give over when it came to the situation in Ukraine, but Russia has also turned Edward Snowden over to you, hasn’t he and the Russians aren’t over in Syria helping Syrian president, Bashar al-Assad fight your CIA trained ISIS ‘moderate’ rebel terrorists, are they? Yeah! Russia and China, Iran and North Korea are shaking in their boots and worrying what your mentally ill military whores are going to do if you had the balls to order ‘boots on the ground’ in China, Russia, Iran and North Korea! They’re all quaking in mortal terror because America is shit! Pure unadulterated shit!

You see, China and Russia are not just another Syria and Libya and Iraq and Afghanistan and Yemen and Pakistan. Oh no! You can’t just send in your CIA goons to pay off ‘moderate’ rebels, hand them some weapons and then all hell breaks loose. Yeah! That’s the standard norm for countries like Syria, Libya, Iraq and so forth and so on, but that shit is not going to work with China. No, you’ve got to put some serious thought into what you’re going to do if China refuses to listen to you and they’ve already told you to “Fuck off!”

Beijing said Wednesday US President Barack Obama should not get involved in disputes in the South China Sea, after he demanded an end to artificial island building in the hotly contested region.

“The United States should stop playing up the South China Sea issue, stop heightening tensions in the South China Sea and stop complicating disputes in the South China Sea,” Hong Lei, a foreign ministry spokesman, said at a regular press briefing in Beijing.

And this was in response to Obama’s insistence that China cease with the construction of islands in the South China Sea because according to President Benigno S. Aquino III of the Philippines, the South China Sea is disputed territory and even though the U.S. has a military base in the Philippines, that’s not a problem, but China had better not set up shop there.

My bad! Obama did show the Chinese that he meant business.

On Tuesday, he[Obama] announced $250 million in military contributions to several Asian nations to support their efforts to stand up to China.

“Yep, I am going to throw $250 million taxpayer dollars, I mean….contributions to you guys to encourage you to stand up to that really,really mean bully, China. They are such communists, while we are so democratic. We bomb countries for humanitarian reasons. Just ask Iraq, Libya, Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan, Pakistan and I am sure that I have left some sorry ass Middle Eastern country off the list. I would send in the CIA/ISIS guys, but I don’t think the Chinese would fall for THAT. And quite honestly, that is ALWAYS the script for bringing chaos, pandemonium and bedlam to the Middle East. You see, we’re the GOOD guys and never you doubt it! Just ask France! We’re why they just had that really big false-flag ISIS operation go down. The French are bombing the hell out of ISIS now! Soon, we’ll have everyone on board. Gee! This is great! Now if I can just get the entire Asia-Pacific region to go at it, we shall have worldwide chaos, pandemonium and bedlam. And actually, I belong in Bedlam just as soon as the ICC indicts me for war crimes and I get a commuted sentence and then with my connections, I’ll get to do a short stint in Bedlam, come out and make a mint on my speeches. Ain’t life grand?”

 

And I am to call that lying, hypocritical slithering, corrupt, slimy war criminal sleazebag “president?” Fuck that shit!

 

 

Meanwhile, “The Paris Of The Middle East” Is Forgotten!

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My apologies to the people of Beirut that have been forgotten in all of the hoopla over the Paris, France attacks. I understand that the CIA/ISIS deployed suicide bombers and killed dozens and wounded hundreds of people in the city of Beirut. So, please accept this as MY display of solidarity with YOU and though I know it does not rival in any shape or form, the displays of love and peace and “we are with yous’ that Paris has been inundated with, nevertheless, mine is more heartfelt because I am a non-conformist. I think for myself and I don’t jump on the Twitter and Facebook bandwagons. Nor am I just another blind sheep to be led around by the nose. I know what it is like to have your plight ignored and to see how valueless your life is according to the world.

“JE SUIS BEIRUT!”

The Islamic State extremist group, which controls parts of neighboring Syria, claimed responsibility for the attack. They are of course, the moderate rebels terrorists that the U.S. trained with the blessings of U.S. taxpayers and don’t worry, you will read more on this. Wait for it.

On Thursday, November 12th, two suicide bombers killed at least 43 people and wounded over 200 in Beirut, Lebanon, but of course, my reader has not been inundated with outpourings of support and ‘hail marys’ and prayers and with stories of world leaders stepping up and with glaring hypocrisy, displayed solidarity with the people of Beirut as  was the case with the people of France, a France that..well, read it while I weep!

14 African Countries Forced by France to Pay Colonial Tax For the Benefits of Slavery and Colonization

Did you know 14 African countries continue to pay colonial tax to France since their independence till today! Those who do not pay get coups and/or the assassination of their president. the very archaic Ministry of Finance and Budget of France and the Ministry of Foreign affairs of France depend so much on the taxes that they are not only a threat to Africa, but to the French themselves. It’s up to us as African to free ourselves, without asking for permission…African countries are paying the colonial tax only for the last 50 years, so I think one century of payment might be left!”

 

France is still forcing African countries to pay France for slavery!!! Seriously? And as a descendant of slaves, I am going to stand in solidarity with France? Get the fuck outta here! You dumb ass, stupid American Black sheep are sitting somewhere hash tagging solidarity with non-humans that are to this very day making the countries that you more than likely were abducted from, continue to pay for slavery. And you’re stupid because you don’t even know just what the fuck you’re doing. You never do, because AGAIN, you’re too stupid to even begin to think about first educating yourselves BEFORE you jump on every goddamn bandwagon that floats in a parade down the street right by your stupid and clueless ass!

“JE NE SUIS Paris!”

And so once again, France is in the news. Apparently, the U.S. CIA trained ISIS ‘good rebel terrorist’ group has taken responsibility for the recent attacks in France. Remember this!

Obama seeks $500 million from Congress to help moderate Syrian rebels

President Barack Obama, under pressure from some lawmakers to provide more help to Syria’s opposition, asked the U.S. Congress on Thursday to approve $500 million to train and equip moderate Syrian rebels terrorists seeking to oust President Bashar al-Assad.

A White House statement said Syrian rebels would be “appropriately vetted” before being given assistance, in what amounts to an effort to assuage concerns that some equipment provided to the Syrian opposition might ultimately fall into the hands of U.S. enemies.

Obama has been under strong pressure from some lawmakers, such as Republican Senator John McCain Of Arizona, to increase assistance to the Syrian rebels. Some members of Congress have accused Obama of being passive and indecisive, allowing Assad to repulse the threat to his government.

And France and other countries are wondering why they are under attack by these CIA trained and properly ‘vetted’ terrorists, uh..I mean, rebels? Seriously? John McCain has not yet stepped up and claimed responsibility for the attacks on Paris? I mean, he is the one that called on Obama “to increase assistance to the Syrian terrorists, uh..I mean, Syrian rebels,” that he must have personally vetted to make sure that they would only attack on command against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s rag-tag army; an army that has been fighting these ‘moderate’ rebels for decades.

But, remember, Barack Obama has delivered his, “you guys have had a really rough time of it in Paris and my  worthless ass thoughts and prayers are with you and please expect more because we cannot contain what we have unleashed and since you guys are really at ground zero and we here in the U.S. are not, well, now what else can I do but give a lame ass speech about how wrong this all is and please know, people of France, we got yo back. If you folks want to come over and attend a beer summit with me, then please contact my staff and let them know and I’ll try to make myself available to exactly two of you that survived this heinous attack that U.S. shit stirring set in motion. I’m ALL heart, doncha know?! Yes indeed! Now, I’m late for my golf game!”

Oh and lest I forget!

The Empire State Building is dark in sympathy for the people of Paris after more than 120 people were killed in Friday’s series of shootings and explosions.

Saturday marked the second consecutive night the 102-story New York landmark was not lit up.

The 408-foot spire atop One World Trade Center was lit again Saturday night in the colors of the French flag. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo says the spire will remain lit blue, white and red on Sunday.

New York City’s Mayor Bill de Blasio says an arch in Manhattan’s Washington Square Park was also illuminated with the French colors on Saturday.

But where is the display of solidarity with the people of Beirut? What is the glaring difference between the people that were murdered and wounded by the CIA trained ISIS in Beirut as opposed to those that were murdered and wounded by the CIA trained ISIS in Paris? Their location? Their religion? Their choice of toothbrush? I am just trying to figure out why the people of Beirut are not receiving ANY attention; no constant mainstream media coverage, no social media solidarity or otherwise over what happened to them while the people of France are overwhelmed with displays of support from national monuments going dark, to getting lit the fuck up to Facebook activating for the first time, a feature called, ‘Safety Check for an emergency other than a natural disaster’. “There has to be a first time for trying something new, even in complex and sensitive times, and for us that was Paris,” wrote Alex Schultz, the company’s vice president for growth.

So, since the whole world did not jump on board with displays of solidarity, love and brotherhood for the people of Beirut, there was no reason whatsoever for Facebook to initiate Operation ‘Safety Check’ because those who lost love ones in Beirut, those whose loved ones survived but were transported to the hospital did not need to know if their loved ones were alive and…well…..because no one told the world that #LEBANESELIVESMATTER! No one told the world to jump on the PEACEFORBEIRUT bandwagon! And with the not too distant Charlie Hebdo attack in France, well now, France just cannot catch a break. Neither can Iraq, but that’s irrelevant. Neither can the drone struck in Yemen, but that’s irrelevant. Neither can the dead that got themselves dead because the U.S. military blew up a hospital in Afghanistan, but that’s irrelevant. Neither can dead brides and grooms in Yemen thanks to U.S. drones striking wedding parties, but that’s irrelevant. There is no one telling us to make a big deal over any of these atrocities and so we won’t. Just like with what occurred in Beirut. Nothing to see here, so move along folks. Our sights are set on Paris, France. Climb aboard! No thanks! I’ll pass! France has enough well-wishes and prayers. Now Beirut, Lebanon on the other hand, not so much! Go figure!

Attention: All House-breakers!

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I will be going on vacation from August 14th to the 24th. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC. Now, before you attempt to break in, let me warn you that I have a security detail that will be left behind at the house. However, if you bring prostitutes, they will become easily distracted. Also, bring some meat. I have dogs and the kitchen staff will be left behind to keep an eye on them and to feed and water them. However, all knives have been locked away and the kitchen staff is forbidden weapons of any kind. So enter by way of the kitchen door, if you intend to attempt a break-in. The security code is 66666666. I know, I picked a really, really hard code. Don’t forget to stop off by the Lincoln bedroom because there are many artifacts in there that are priceless and I don’t want them taken. Under no circumstances are you to enter a secret room that is located directly beneath the Oval office that is near the south lawn of the house.

There is a door that has red paint splashes all over it and this door, you must not enter because it leads to a secret tunnel where you will find the Osama bin Laden false flag operation setup. You will also find bin Laden ‘gelling’ in his Doctor Scholl’s fitted sandals. You will also find the studio where the ISIS beheading videos are made AND the blueprints of the Twin Towers that we bombed on 9/11 which is part of the reason why we had to bomb the Pentagon so as not to have to pretend to offer up some lame ass excuses as to why the Pentagon lost trillions of your hard-earned tax dollars. Not to mention, you will actually find the missing $8.5 trillion dollars that the Pentagon lost. Do not touch anything if you have managed to get to this point. If you have, then I must warn you that you will come to a vault that also needs a secret code in order to enter it and I am not going to reveal. It is 495860430. But I didn’t reveal the code; my alter-ego did, so that absolves me from spilling the ‘code’ beans. Enter that code and you will step inside the vault. To the left of you, you will notice that there is a raised dais and on that dais are two telephones. One is black and the other one is white. Do not under any circumstances, pick up the white phone as that will immediately blow Texas and Ted Cruz clean on up off the map and leave a crater in its place. I refuse to tell you what will happen if you pick up the black phone. It is too horrible for words, but let me warn you, it could endanger the entire planet’s ecosystem. Oh my bad! I already picked up that phone. So, no worries on that score. Now then, where was I, oh yes, if you walk twelves paces, you will come to the very center of the vault and there you will find all of Ukraine’s stolen gold reserves. When I sell the house on November 8th, 2016, I plan to take that with me to a vacation island that I’ve managed to buy thanks in part to all the bribes and kickbacks that I’ve earned throughout my many years in politics.

I am sure that by now, you are wondering why the floor is littered with balled up paper. Well, if you reach down and pick up a piece, you will see that those are divorce papers that my wife has had drawn up, times too numerous to count but because we are in DA HOUSE, we’ve got to keep things, hunky-dory, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, you can burn those papers because I’m going back to Kenya(where I was born) just as soon as I hand the keys over to the next puppet and after a suitable amount of time has gone by, I intend to dispose of my nagging ass Chicago ghetto hood rat wife and take the kids and the dogs. My wife and her dear motherfucker can just get ta steppin’. Also, I am going to make Kenya, a gay-friendly zone, even if I have to become president there to get it done. I have already laid the groundwork with my recent visit there. So, all it’ll take is a bit more of a push from me, Kenya’s native son, to complete that which I have set in motion. I put Kenya on the map and don’t those folks over there know it.

Fuck Hawaii. I’ll still go there to golf every now and then since Oprah is so nice about having us at her digs. In case I need to hide out from the ICC, which really has no bite to it anyway, seeing as how the ICC hasn’t found its way to prosecuting my predecessors for war crimes. I see no reason why I should be held accountable for drone striking wedding parties in Yemen, resulting in the deaths of countless innocent women, children and men and making orphans out of children in Iraq and Syria, Pakistan and Yemen. Oh and house-breakers, you will also find a golden sword that was gifted to me by the Saudi royal family, gifted to me because of those great beheading videos that my staff made, with my knowledge and consent, of course. Bush left his behind also and so please don’t steal that one since I promised him that I would get around to Fed-Xing it to him just as soon as I’m done with those fake-assed beheading journalist videos.

And don’t forget, potential house-breakers, you really don’t wanna mess with my house because I’ve been known to illegally detain innocent people without due process and I have no problem with the CIA using rectal hydration on innocent bodies either. So, if you dare to attempt to house-break MY motherfucking house, be aware that I shall have my military Seal Team 6, the 999th Seal Team 6, that is, to ‘Osama bin Laden’ your ass. You’ll get a great ‘ocean view’! *wink* *wink*

Now, time to don a paisley shirt, my soccer mom jeans and board Air Force One! Aloha!

Happy Memorial Day To ISIS!

ISIS flagHappy Memorial Day to ISIS!
May you continue kicking ass.
I fly your flag on my front porch
and Uncle Sam can kiss MY ass!

The bombs are raining down
and here we celebrate our dead.
It’s now your turn to feel our wrath.
I’m why Middle Eastern blood is shed.

This here day is for the whores
that died on foreign shores
so that I can sit back
and watch parades and eat some chocolate s’mores.

We have learned not one damn thing
or so to me it would seem.
We’re in Iraq and Afghanistan
trying to spread America’s dream.

Don’t kid yourselves that you hate war.
If you did, where would you be?
Would you be in Iraq and Afghanistan
or would you be home with me?

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Yeah! I know, I am SO disrespectful! Bite me! What’s more disrespectful and hypocritical is the fact that the flag waving morons in America will set aside days to honor the ‘war dead’ but refuse to actually HONOR the ‘war dead’ by refusing to add to their numbers. So, while you wave your American flag, I’ll be waving the flag of ISIS. While you are downing apple pie and hotdogs, I’ll be sipping champagne and toasting ISIS! Kick ass ISIS! Kick ass! Oh and head on over to Saudi Arabia, they just love beheading over there since they’re the supreme beheaders. You’ve got to up the ante if you want to reign as the champion of all beheaders.

“Allahu Akbar!Death to the West!”

So What If The TPP Agreement Is NAFTA On Steroids?

 

 

 

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Just because American workers lost more than 700,000 jobs to Mexico thanks in part to NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement, a trade agreement between Canada, Mexico and the U.S.), is no guarantee that we will see more of the like with this new trade agreement that has been shrouded in transparent secrecy. Our government would never sell us down the river. Oh Damn! My bad! Since they sold my ancestors down the river, it is a sure bet that the rest of you guys can rest assured that they’d sell you down the river just as fast. But not to worry! The descendants of the ‘Africa-to-America’ Slave Trade are doing great! Just look at the statistics of cities like Detroit, Baltimore, New Orleans, Chicago-South Side, North Philadelphia, Camden, NJ, Compton, CA and the list just goes on and on and those living in those cities can bring us up to speed on the ‘drug trade’. See! So many different ‘trade’ agreements and here, we want to have a hissy fit over this TPP trade agreement. And I have not forgotten this next group.Those made homeless by the loss of jobs to Mexico, AGAIN thanks in part to NAFTA are still homeless and are willing to teach the rest of us the ins and outs of homelessness. The ‘homeless trade’ where those that once had jobs and homes lost them both and entered into a new trade agreement between the streets, the jails and gentrification. Those people are traded by city hall and developers(hell bent on gentrification) from the streets into ‘for-profit’ prisons. There is that pesky ‘trade’ thing again folks. But hark! Never put the homeless down for it is always nice to have friends in ‘low’ places for ‘just in case’ scenarios.

Americans are in an unrighteous uproar because they see the TPP as a really, really bad thing when quite honestly, it is not!

The Trans-Pacific Partnership, or TPP, is a free-trade pact being negotiated among 12 Pacific Rim countries. The TPP is an ambitious effort to shape a comprehensive agreement that would not only reduce tariffs and other barriers to open markets, but also establish leading-edge standards on a range of issues affecting trade and international competition. For instance, negotiators are working to set up rules on intellectual property rights, government procurement and the role of the state in private enterprise.

Free trade has been making the world go around since man first discovered that man could freely trade one country for another, could freely trade one country’s people for another, could trade one country’s resources for another. Although in all honesty, calling it ‘trade’ is quite a stretch when that trade involved trading the shores of the British Isles for a stolen ‘traded’ America. And then, we have the ‘slave trade’ which did not elicit much ire from those who prospered by it since most of the ‘founding fathers’ certainly did, not to mention, their progeny and as I look around, quite frankly, many people of a certain complexion are to this very day, prospering from the ‘slave trade’.

I wonder why it is such a bad thing when trade adversely affects a certain group as opposed to another. Hmmm…. Something else to ponder, I guess. It would seem to me that what comes around, goes around and it is not hardly enjoyed by those who were enjoying prosperity; not by their own sweat, blood and tears, but by that of others. When the shit comes home to roost, it is then time to get out the protest signs and protest the consequences of trade agreements only when those agreements could negatively impact me, myself and I. To hell with you! Now, this is about me and I denounce in every way, the vileness, the lack of transparency and the secrecy behind this new trade agreement called the Trans-Pacific Partnership because it is not in my best interest. No, not this particular trade agreement! To those of you who are products of the ‘slave trade’ “Too bad!” To the 45 or so Indians left in America, too bad, the English traded the shores of England for America and to those of you made homeless by NAFTA, too bad you are still homeless but now that this shit is about to be shoved up my ass, it is time to scream, protest and denounce THIS shit! We are SO selective in our outrage and so late to the party!

Welcome to the New World Order! “Obey your masters!,” said the slaveholder to his slaves and so it is written and so it shall be!

Would any American like to make a trade agreement with Iraq whereas you trade places with those who have been reduced to refugees thanks to America? Would any American like to make a trade agreement with Afghanistan whereas you trade places with those who have lost loved ones thanks in part to your sons killing theirs? Would any American like to make a trade agreement with Yemen whereas you trade places with those that cannot escape drone strikes paid for by American tax dollars and the people of Yemen can come here and drive your SUV to the mall while you dive for cover in Yemen? Would any American like to make a trade agreement with the people of Libya, a Libya that is on fire. Let them trade places with you so that they will know clear skies and have options and choices as opposed to bombs and militants and skirmishes and fires. Would you like to make a trade agreement with them, America? Go on over and ‘trade’ your lot for theirs! Where are your protest signs over the trade agreement of your tax dollars for bombs and drones to kill innocent people? But if there is about to come down the pike, a trade agreement that could ultimately impact your cushiony American lifestyle, why you, along with your protest sign is there! And don’t even pretend that it is not all about you and is in fact about how this will impact people of other countries because since when have you cared about them?

“Death To The West!”

 

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I am from Yemen and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Libya and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Pakistan and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Afghanistan and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Syria and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Iraq and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Somalia and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Vietnam and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Iran and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Niger and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Yugoslavia and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Russia and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Haiti and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Ukraine and I say, “Death to the West!”

I am from Ferguson, MO and I say, “Death to the West!”

 

*America and the UK

 

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

The U.S. has drone struck Yemen, set Libya on fire, drone struck Pakistan, started a war in Afghanistan and why? The U.S. is bombing Syria and Iraq AGAIN. The U.S. is sending its military back into Somalia, and don’t even act like you don’t know why Vietnam would say, “Death to the West!” The U.S. AND Israel is out to make sure that Iran is ‘declawed’ or in other words, is no threat to Israel by having nukes although, it’s fine for Israel to ‘enjoy’ a nukes program. The U.S. has set up a drone base in Niger and I am certain that if Niger decided to set up a drone base in the U.S., and to say that, “That would not go over well!”, would be the goddamn understatement of the year! And what about Bill Clinton’s War in Yugoslavia? Never forget the U.S. neo-Nazi shit stirrers that have fucked up Ukraine while Russia got the blame. We all should know that U.S. help for Haiti is a fraud! And last but certainly not least, “Death to the West!” for what went down in Ferguson, MO and for what went down in Ohio and for what went down in New York and for what continues to go down every single goddamn day for people all across this shithole! “Death to the West!” Now fucking cart me off to a FEMA camp, I fucking dare ya!

I Am On An Anti-Military Crusade!

 

soldiers

I am on an anti-military crusade

For being a killer is why you get paid

Do us all a favor and just drop dead

Shoot yourself in your goddamn head

You are sick and you need to die

And I will be glad to tell you why

You’re already dead when you aim a drone

At someone who to you, is unknown

You are not  human and you fucking know that

That is why you can kill at the drop of a hat

You say that it’s the only job that you can find

I’d rather get crushed underground in a mine

Unlike you, I am human and I give a damn

About all the children that you killed in *Nam.

I ache for the mothers that have lost a child

And for the people in Afghanistan that you defiled

You suit up and you go not into harm’s way

But to a foreign land and make people, your prey.

I am expected to sympathize when you get fucked up

Nothing fucking doing since you are morally bankrupt

Never for a minute think that I will take your side

You’re an ugly, twisted shit hopped up on false pride

I hope that your own mind becomes the enemy

And when you die, burn in hell for all eternity.

*Vietnam

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Crap a goddamn attitude over this one, I fucking hope you do because I mean every damn word of this poem and as inspiration comes, more of the like will get posted, you fucking military whores and though I don’t believe in the ‘christian’s’ hell, I hope that there is someplace that you end up in that will make you wish you were never born!

 

 

 

Bowels, The Dick And All Things, Monstrous!

dickhead monstrosity

 

A source imbedded deep within the bowels of the Pentagon has unearthed a secret so shocking that it could ultimately bring down the empire, America. Unlike what occurred in Rome, the American Empire will not rise from the ashes of its complete and utter annihilation. Entrusted with this secret is a lady of impeccable honesty, integrity and morality. Never has she been known to sell herself or her information to the highest bidder despite the fact of her surviving slavery, torture, imprisonment and a sloppy, wet kiss, The Dick(Cheney) planted on her ass when she told him to kiss it. Unfortunately, he proceeded to kiss her ass BEFORE she was able to complete her sentence that ended with, “But only from a goddamn distance!” Thus his need for a heart transplant since she embedded one of her 18” stiletto heels deep inside his chest!

 

Frau Courtland is a double agent and her double has been busily uncovering that which would have forever remained covered but for the fact of Frau Courtland’s thirst for adventure, her love of truth and her love for humanity. Much has been risked by the intrepid and resourceful Frau Courtland. She has been sleep deprived, water boarded, rectally hydrated and forced to endure indignities so deplorable, they have been removed like Hillary Clinton’s emails, so as not to be seen by the naked eye of an investigative committee, assuming that such a committee was called in to investigate what will never be investigated unless the UN steps in and sends a special rapporteur  to ‘look into the matter’ just as the UN sends a special rapporteur in to denounce U.S. violations of the human rights of Indigenous Peoples and prisoners and after the denouncement, all UN official business must cease as not one United Nations nation wishes to evoke the wrath of the empire. Just ask the people of Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Libya, Vietnam, the Philippines, Bolivia, Guatemala, Brazil, Japan, Ukraine, uh…need I continue? No? Of course, I needn’t.

 

In the process of recovering from a near drone strike, Frau Courtland, from her bed of injury,( her bed was injured as well), would like the world to know that soon, the secret that she possesses and is in possession of her, will be shared with the world. She will expose the fact of Osama bin Laden’s paradise hideout in the Polynesian Islands; yes, he is still alive despite being on dialysis and despite his alleged death at the hands of Seal Team 6. You see, there was always more than one Osama bin Laden. One of the Laden’s has managed to head up an ISIS team in Syria. Another Laden is on a mission to terrorize the people of Iraq. And still another is headed to the nether regions of Siberia to duke it out with the Ruskies.

 

Unbeknownst to the world, the U.S. has been secretly kidnapping small children for the sole purpose of promoting orgies for Bill Clinton, Karl Rove, the Koch brothers, John Boehner, John McCain and the list is endless. These revelations will make the DC madam look like a Sunday school teacher, which Frau Courtland was at one point in time. It took many, many years to rid her of the brainwashing that organized crime religion forced on her. But Frau Courtland’s will was stronger than any stories of fairy gods in the sky or of a man that walked on water, not to mention, a man that parted the Red Sea. And even when she was forced by her undercover assignments to deal with neo-Nazis, Frau Cortland was never once seen extending her arm and shouting, “Heil Hitler!” Her cause was a just cause. Her cause was the finding out of the truth and identifying the shit stirrers behind the rise of neo-Nazis in Ukraine, not to mention she infiltrated a CIA secret facility that was set up to clone The Dick and that facility is located off the coast of Monstrously Tortured Island in the middle of the Indian Ocean where The Dick and his ilk carry out untold abominations on innocent, unlawfully detained secret prisoners. They boldly torture with impunity and The Dick’s loud and lascivious laughter can be heard far away at an outpost in Siberia when upon hearing this raucous sound, the residents blanch and dive for cover, even the Laden.

 

The proof of these vile crimes against humanity will be brought into the light of day where they will begin to smoke and the stench of evil must be cleansed for the only way to purify evil is by fire. And the day of reckoning fast approaches. Fear not, for the reign of terror is near at hand. America must descend into the depths of Hades. Soon ALL shall be revealed! Oh damn! You guys already know about all of that. Never mind then, I’ll keep digging until I can reveal something. Anybody got anything ‘cause I got nothing? I forgot to mention, I am now German. Apparently, I have a ‘German’ look about me, or so I was told the other day. Ain’t no goddamn “Heil Hitler!” coming from me and that’s for damn certain! Does Frau Courtland have an evil sounding ring to it? Eh? Just as I thought! “Mein Gott!”

We Turn A Blind Eye!

 

eye

Drones strike nearby

Innocent children die

Widowed mothers cry

Missiles cross the sky

Our bloodlust, we satisfy

Treaties, we nullify

Israel, we gratify

Torture, we justify

The truth, we classify

Countries, we occupy

The innocent, we vilify

Murder, we glorify

The media prints the lie

Their bullshit, we gladly buy

The world, we terrify

We don’t question, “Why?”

Silently, we comply

We’ll eat our apple pie

on the fourth of this July

and drink and just get high

since freedom does not apply

And justice has no ally

We turn a blind eye

to the horrors,  we can’t deny.

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Recognize yourself in this one? I am sure you do! Now, you can look away from the truth of this one if you want, but the shoe fits and you are wearing it; stupid, clueless Americans! And while I am at it, let me disabuse you of the notion that there is anything, ANYTHING at all exceptional about you, ’cause there ain’t! I do realize that since there is nothing but air in the space between your ears, you’re finding this hard to absorb. Let me make it more clear for you. You are a stupid, useless fuck! You think the world revolves around you because you are an American. Newsfuckingflash, it SO doesn’t and you are simply a piece of shit that just refuses to get flushed down the goddamn toilet despite my many attempts to flush the lot of you, down! You ain’t getting flushed for lack of my trying and that is for damn sure!