Ancestrydotcom Re-Wrote History…”Love In The Slave Quarters”..Coming To A Theater Near You!

 

According to an ad by Ancestrydotcom, there was mutual love and respect going on all up in the slave quarters between the slave woman and her ‘master’. The love was so tender, true and real that the slave woman’s ‘master’ put a ring on his slave’s finger, got down on one knee and said, “Let’s run away to the North so that we can be together because without you, our story ends now.” The slave woman threw her arms around her white ‘master’ and said, “My love, shall we go? Harriet Tubman is awaiting us. She, along with her fellow co-conspirators have planned our escape well. We shall be going by way of the Underground Railroad and so darken your face and we shall be on our way.”

Her white ‘master’ looked down into the face of his slave love and said, “My dearest darling, I would do anything for you but that. I cannot blacken my face for I would look like a nigger and if I am captured, can you imagine what would become of me?” Whereupon his slave love said, “But darling, you would be whipped and chained, shackled and lashed like what your father did to me. That is why you found me attractive because I was tied naked to a post and these things were done to me and when you saw my helplessness, why you came to me in the slave quarters that night to watch the other slave women apply ointment to my naked flesh and you turned me over and inserted your dickVienna Sausage inside me and I think that I should tell you that I am pregnant with a part human/part parasite creature and so we had better get going.”

And so according to Ancestorydotcom, that is how mixed race couples escaped to the Nawth during the Civil War era.

Ancestry pulls slavery-era ad after backlash

NEW YORK — Ancestry.com on Friday apologized for an ad that showed a mixed-race couple discussing escaping to the North during the Civil War era.

It depicts a white man holding up a ring and telling a black woman wearing Civil War-era clothing that they can be together if they escape to the North. The woman says nothing as the scene fades to black, with the line: “Without you, the story stops here.”

Critics pointed out that the ad ignores the fact that mixed race couplings during the slavery era were usually not romantic love stories but instead due to rape and violence against slaves.

So there you have it, according to Ancestorydotcom, a site that has seen more descendants of slaves send in their DNA to get tested, took their money while being racist as hell is the next company to deny that slavery ever existed. Yes indeed Black folks, keep sending your hard-earned dollars to these racist white-owned companies that continuously try and ‘whitewash’ history so that the foul shit they do gets downplayed so damn much that they have you believing that slavery never existed.

Your Black ass is in AmeriKKKa because your ancestors willingly indentured themselves alongside the Irish and others to come over here until they worked their indenture off and sashayed away from their servitude. Slavery is just a figment of our imagination because there was nothing but love going on all up in the slave quarters. There were no lashings, rape, shackles, chains, mutilation, whips, pedophilia; none of that shit! What the hell for? Slaves didn’t exist. They were ‘love children’ in the eyes of their white ‘masters’. What need had they to escape up Nawth, I don’t know because with so much goddamn love going on all up in the slave quarters, the indentured slaves didn’t need to run anywhere. Harriet Tubman was just starting shit when she joined up with the Underground Railroad to get those indentured slaves up Nawth where the pay was better. Hell! Everybody was a goddamn mulatto that she helped escape up Nawth for a better paying position since the Sawth just wasn’t paying premium wages to their indentured slaves. And there were just so many mulattoes because of all the ‘lovemaking’ going on in the slave cabins at night between the indentured slave woman and her white master and the indentured slave man and the white master’s wife.

For the record, there was only rape and other extreme acts of violence going on in the slave quarters and even though Sally Hemings and Thomas Jefferson’s coupling for want of a better word has been painted as some sort of love story by the whites, the truth of the matter is that Thomas Jefferson OWNED Sally Hemings; she was his SLAVE! She was his wife’s sister and yet we are to believe that what happened between Sally Hemings and Thomas Jefferson were mutually agreed upon sex acts that resulted in multiple children. Whites will continue to whitewash history to cover up the vile and vicious shit they do and they will continue to come up with ways to get Black people to pay them money by getting them to fall for the bullshit about who they are and that the only way to find that out is to send their DNA and some money to Ancestrydotcom or 23andMe and they’ll tell you just who the hell you are. Black folks will fall for anything. You are so damn pitifully stupid that you will look to the same devils that are responsible for why you are over here to tell you your history. That is so goddamn sad, it is pathetic. The only thing you need to know is that you are fucked up! Your children are fucked up and millions of you are locked up on bullshit drug charges. Your communities are being gentrified, economic inequality is rampant as is drug addiction, gang violence, prostitution and your children are being herded from the classroom into a prison cell, but there you sit somewhere giving Ancestrydotcom some damn money and your DNA to tell you where the fuck your ‘indentured slave ancestor’ crawled over here from. Now, if that is not just the absolute end of enough, I don’t know what is! And newsflash, FamilyTreeDNA has been giving your DNA to the FBI and any other government agency that requests it.

Ancestry.com takes DNA ownership rights from customers and their relatives

A word to the wise: Read the complete terms of service.

Don’t use the AncestryDNA testing service without actually reading the Ancestry.com Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. According to these legal contracts, you still own your DNA, but so does Ancestry.com.

The family history website Ancestry.com is selling a new DNA testing service called AncestryDNA. But the DNA and genetic data that Ancestry.com collects may be used against “you or a genetic relative.” According to its privacy policies, Ancestry.com takes ownership of your DNA forever. Your ownership of your DNA, on the other hand, is limited in years.

This points to how stupid you are because you just gave up the rights to your own DNA and you paid  them for the privilege of doing so. And FamilyTreeDNA has admitted to sharing your DNA with the FBI. Think for one second that your DNA is safe in the hands of Ancestrydotcom and that the company wouldn’t share your DNA with the FBI or any other entity for that matter and you are even dumber than I thought.

FamilyTreeDNA Admits to Sharing Genetic Data With F.B.I.

The president of FamilyTreeDNA, one of the country’s largest at-home genetic testing companies, has apologized to its users for failing to disclose that it was sharing DNA data with federal investigators working to solve violent crimes.

In the booming business of consumer DNA testing and genealogy, FamilyTreeDNA had marketed itself as a leader of consumer privacy and a fierce protector of user data, refusing, unlike some of its competitors, to sell information to third parties.

But unbeknown to its users, the Houston-based firm quietly and voluntarily agreed in 2018 to open its database of more than two million records to the F.B.I. and examine DNA samples in its laboratory to identify suspects and victims of unsolved rapes and murders.

And Black folks, you know that YOUR DNA is all up in the FBI database because Black folks are the most incarcerated group on this entire fucked up planet and yet you sit somewhere helping your number one enemy come after your ass! For the love of !!!!! Seriously??!!! Put down the ‘smartphone’ and start using your brain or have you forgotten that you have one? Yeah, I know, you’ve forgotten that you have one. More’s the damn pity!