Dead Man Says, “Do NOT Vote For Hillary Clinton!”

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The dead cannot rest in peace without first exhorting the American people to please, please don’t vote for Hillary Clinton!

Man’s Obituary Asks Mourners Not to Vote for Hillary Clinton
Mourners of Larry Upright, who died at 81 on April 13, were urged not to cast their ballot for a specific candidate in next year’s presidential election: “The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”

Now you know that thing that calls itself Hillary Rodham Clinton has got to be the most vile, hideous and obscene monster to ever crawl and slither across this planet, if its even got the dead not able to rest in peace without first having begged and beseeched the American populace to not vote for that thing.

This poor deceased man could not go peacefully into eternal slumber without making us aware of the fact that he was so against Hillary Clinton descending to the presidency that he felt compelled to put in a final plea upon his death bed to his family to please include in his obituary the fact that we would be making a most terrible mistake in electing Hillary Clinton as our next president.

When the dead speak, you must listen because I am pretty sure that the dead has reconciled with their god before the final trumpet blows and the last thing that the dead would do is to attempt to steer us wrong. If you won’t listen to the dead, who will you listen to? Because the dead have nothing left to lose. The dead, however, does know that the living still has much to lose even though the living think they have lost everything already. Don’t be fooled. Your situation and mine could get so much worse and we should all know this.

Hillary Rodham Clinton has a long history of proving that it is not trustworthy, is a stooge for the ‘elites’, loves wars, is in bed with Wall Street, is corrupt, is a war criminal who should be behind bars, has never seen a missile that it never fell in love with and would drone strike Martin Luther King Jr.’s grave if it were found to harbor oil beneath it.

Hillary Rodham Clinton wears pantsuits because it must hide the big ass bulge of a jockstrap because that thing is no lady. That thing has got balls bigger than Bill Clinton’s and he ain’t hardly happy about that since he had to insert his penis inside Monica Lewinsky’s mouth and when her mouth could not contain all of Bill Clinton’s pent up cum, that is when it spilled down her dress. Think about that for a moment. Bill Clinton, once Hillary Clinton descends to the presidency, will have a field day with the interns in Washington, D.C. Your daughters and maybe even your sons, will never get a moment’s peace from Bill’s roving penis. And I have it on good authority from a source who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons, that Bill Clinton is still extremely virile thanks to assorted pills, attachments and other useful tools of the like. And Hillary Clinton will, once again, look the other way just as it did over the Monica Lewinsky scandal because Hillary Clinton cares not for the caresses of a mere mortal man, that thing gets off on real missiles and drones, torture and rendition practices. Just you ask Dick ‘the torturer’ Cheney as both sat in on torture sessions of innocent Gitmo detainees and chortled with glee over observing rectal hydration methods deployed to get fake ass information about suspected terrorist activities when the two biggest terrorists in the room were ‘The Watchers’; Hillary Clinton and Dick ‘the torturer’ Cheney.

Now, you don’t have to take my word for any of this and I don’t expect that you will. However, I could post a list that would wrap around this globe 21,000 times as to why you should NOT vote for Hillary Clinton, but I don’t feel the need to do that because there are so many articles available online and in print that will clue you in as to what you can expect under a Hillary Clinton presidency. And why is it that Barack Obama is hell bent on seeing to it that Hillary Clinton is the next president when both of them were seemingly at odds with one another when they were battling for the 2008 democratic presidential nomination? But now, all of a sudden, Obama has declared that Hillary Clinton is the most qualified candidate EVER! If that were true, then why didn’t Obama make that fact well-known back when he was vying for the Democratic Party nomination against Hillary Clinton and by doing so, Hillary Clinton would more than likely be the one finishing out its two presidential terms and not Barack Obama? Because everyone with more than two brain cells working should know for a fact that McCain and Palin handed the presidency to whomever would be their opponents. Because who in the world believes that Sarah Palin even takes her own dizzy self seriously? Exactly! In fact, Barack Obama’s camp fought Hillary Clinton’s camp over primary votes in Las Vegas. That contest was so contentious, it ended in a split decision.

I know that previously I stated that I felt no need to post any of Hillary Clinton’s misadventures, for want of a better word, but I shall post a few just for good measure. And so without further ado, feast your eyes on why even the dead have beseeched us not to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The Whitewater Scandal

The Monica Lewinsky Scandal

The Clinton Foundation Scandal

The Benghazi Scandal

The Clinton’s Private Email Server Scandal while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State AND State Department emails

Foggy Bottom

Sidney Blumenthal

Millions Made on Speeches to Banks Like Goldman Sachs

TrooperGate alleges that state troopers claimed they arranged sexual liasons with then governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas.

Paula Jones sued Bill Clinton for sexual harassment.

Travelgate

Vince Foster’s Suicide(many think Chelsea Clinton is his ‘love child’) UGH!!

Juanita Broaddrick alleged that Bill Clinton raped her!

And I could continue in this vein into the next century and yet, the beat goes on. No one and no governmental agency has of yet, found any reason to indict either Clinton for what anybody else other than these two, would have been sitting inside a prison cell serving multiple concurrent life sentences, and you know this. Scandal after scandal after scandal has dogged these two wherever they’ve shown their ugly ass mugs and now, we are faced with another possible Clinton presidency? Only in America!

So, again, if you will not heed the warnings from the living, heed the warnings from the dead because as I have stated previously, the dead’s got nothing left to lose! We do!

“Do NOT vote for Hillary Clinton!,” so says, ‘THE DEAD’!

And lastly, to the deceased Mr. Larry Upright, I sure hope that after November 8th 2016, you can finally……rest in peace!

“Black People Are Super Predators! Bring Them To Heel!” Said Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton kissing Down To the Ku Klux Klan. So Black folks, ain't she grand? Now, go vote for this shit!

Hillary Clinton kissing Down To the Ku Klux Klan. So Black folks, ain’t she grand? Now, go vote for this shit!

 

 

“Goddamn it! I said HEEL, you goddamn Black assed dogs!!! I’m your Massa’s wife and I say HEEL you Black motherfuckers!!!”

Hillary Clinton was heard using some extremely colorful language when giving a speech on the demeanor of Black people in AmeriKKKa since the official end of slavery. Apparently, there has been marauding gangs of Black Super Predators running amok and lynching white folks by the hundreds. They have also been gunning down white folks for merely attempting to sit at a lunch counter and partake of a sam’ich. They should know better. Lunch counters are not for these Black Super Predators! Lunch counters are for the Ku Klux Klan to socialize, compare schedules and figure out when there is a waning crescent moon, don those white sheets and hoods and commence to showing those Black Super Predators just what it means to invoke the ire of the overseers in this here plantation called, “AmeriKKKa!”

“We also have to initiate an organized effort against descendants of slaves…. They are not just ex-slaves anymore. They are often the kinds of fierce Black motherfuckers that are called super predators. No conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel, and the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort against descendants of slaves, everywhere.” – Hillary Clinton

“Now, we all know that the slavers were extremely careful with their slave cargo. Those Black-assed motherfuckers in the cargo holds were having all sorts of wild orgies; card games, shooting dice, ordering rum punch and prostitutes. No one even bothered to interfere with their horrible vices. To this day, I cannot figure out why we allowed them to come to AmeriKKKa in the first place to work good paying jobs because now, they have morphed into a race of Super Predators, just a preying on innocent white folks as they lie in their beds at night, counting angelic sheep and hoping against all hope that they get through another night without waking up to white sheets, hoods, torches and crosses. Bill and I have worried ourselves sleepless on how to bring these Super Predators to heel. We have finally found a temporary solution to the problem. We have taken up the gauntlet where Ronald Reagan left off. No MORE WELFARE QUEENS! And this time we mean it. Don’t bother with the statistics that prove that lily-white asses like mine are all up on the dole and hold the dubious distinction of having the highest percentage of recipients on welfare. Yes, they be white, but we will ignore the facts and continue to ‘white wash’ the shit in AmeriKKKa like we always do. There is no need to air our dirty laundry in public. That’s why we got hired help. Thank you Mexico! Where was I? Oh, of course. Not only did my dear philandering husband Bill, overhaul this nation’s welfare program, but he also signed into law that great trade agreement, NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) on December 8, 1993, that literally decimated American jobs, sent them to Mexico and Canada. Once we had taken the jobs away from these Black heathen-like Super Predators, the next step was to find somewhere to house them before they burned down our great cities in search of food and some place to live. So Bill came up with the great idea to get tough on crime AND how!”

“My husband Bill almost swooned with joy when speaking of the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time my husband left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black Super Predators. We taught those Black-assed Super Predators just who was boss! We denied them good paying jobs by way of NAFTA and what NAFTA didn’t do, the criminal justice system accomplished. But these Super Predators are a wily bunch of hooligans and for some reason, they just refuse to all drop dead and now, here I am once again, attempting to ‘court’ their vote and hide my disdain, contempt and pure hatred for this sub-human species that we have tried to eradicate, but so far, to no avail. However, once I am elected president, I shall take up where Dear Bill left off because those Black heathens are just so forgiving and forgetful. There was a saying back in the good ole days between the slavers, ‘I sure hope Jeb that these Black heathens don’t have brains as big as their peckers!’ And you know what? They don’t!”

“So, yeah! Vote for me, you stupid Black motherfuckers! You’ll get just what you’re dying for. I shall see to it! And I’ve got a new campaign chant just for these Black Super Predators.”

‘I would hang you high myself,
but I wouldn’t want to soil my hands.
Mamie, come bring me some lemonade
as I wow these niggers in the stands.

They will vote for me, I am sure,
because their brains are the size of peas.
Just take a look at all those Black faces
wanting me to do to them just what I please!

I will take care of you  and that’s a fact.
You can believe that what I say is true.
You’ve forgotten what Bill did and now here I am.
We gone put y’all niggers back in the zoo!’

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland (temporary ‘chant’ writer for Hillary Clinton)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, to ALL the Negroes out there, go right ahead and vote for Hillary Clinton and when that warmonger hands you your ass on a platter, shut the fuck up! You got just what you deserve!

Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife For President!

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I was greatly disturbed when I first read this and thought that I should take up the cause in an attempt to clear Hillary Clinton’s ‘good’ name.

It is not nice to say that Hillary Clinton is Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president. Even though, it is true, Hillary Clinton did nothing to cause her husband to ‘not have sexual relations with that woman’ and as a result of non-sexual relations ‘with that woman’, spill cum all down intern Monica Lewinsky’s best dress for success. Let he/she who is without sin, cast the first stone.

Let us be objective about this. Now, how would you feel if you were married and it came to your attention by way of  an impeachment procedure brought against your husband, that your husband was ‘not having sexual relations with that woman’ that did indeed result in cum escaping from your husband’s penis onto a young intern’s dress? Bill Clinton is only a man after all and so therefore, Hillary Clinton should be praised for standing by her ‘John’, Bill Clinton. She should get her chance to prove to the world that unlike her philandering husband, she can actually keep her legs closed to every Tom, Dick and John that might be so desperate as to attempt to woo Hillary Clinton or heaven forbid, take her away from her now, devoted husband. We all make mistakes and if we learn from them, we should be allowed to move on. Our past should not continue to come back and haunt us especially if we have paid our dues. And having the world know that your husband did not want to come to you and expose his penis and drench you with his cum, is a cross that Hillary Clinton is going to have to bear. It is most unfortunate for her since we all know that men are forgiven for their little peccadilloes as we women are surely not.

It is my opinion that because Hillary Clinton was the ‘wronged woman’, the female vote, she will get because all women know that they stand in Hillary Clinton’s shoes, whether married or not. Boys will be boys and they never grow up, they just play with different toys.

So, stop with the name-calling people. It does no one any good and it will not stop Hillghazi…uh, I mean Killary…uh…I mean Hillary from becoming the Democratic Party’s candidate for president. Do not be concerned that Hillary will buy a conscience from ‘the land of lost consciences’ and start promoting the allocation of more funds to social programs. Hillary Clinton will continue as the chief sponsor for corporations and like Barack Obama, she will continue to promote the welfare of corporations over people. She will continue to promote war and of course, the drone program will not suffer a setback merely because a woman shall assume the role of commander-in-chief. Hillary Clinton knows who butters her bread and she will act in the manner that best suits those to whom she owes her millions. Never fear! This country shall remain on track and not derail, unlike the recent tragic derailment that occurred in Philadelphia.

So, vote for Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president 2016! You will only be left with change!

 

She’s A Bitch With A Rabid Bite!

 

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Killary Clinton is running for president

Ain’t that a bitch just like her?

Who let the goddamn dogs out?

You female bitches, as you were.

 

Oh let’s vote for Killary Clinton,

The female vote, she’ll get.

She doesn’t want Monica’s vote

And I’d say, “That’s a fair ass bet!”

 

All you bitches, stand in line

And vote for the likes of you

Then go and lick your ass

because that’s what bitches do!

 

That bitch is complicit in murder

And Benghazi is in her past.

Where are the lost emails?

The Whitewater scandal was a blast!

 

But old Killary’s raring to go!

She thinks she’s a thoroughbred.

That bitch was never in heat.

And poor Bill couldn’t get no head.

 

We’ll have a bitch inside the White House

And the dogs will howl all night.

They recognize their own.

She’s a bitch with a rabid bite!

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Yeah, vote for that bitch and see what you get! That bitch is no lady and that’s a fact!

 

Bowels, The Dick And All Things, Monstrous!

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A source imbedded deep within the bowels of the Pentagon has unearthed a secret so shocking that it could ultimately bring down the empire, America. Unlike what occurred in Rome, the American Empire will not rise from the ashes of its complete and utter annihilation. Entrusted with this secret is a lady of impeccable honesty, integrity and morality. Never has she been known to sell herself or her information to the highest bidder despite the fact of her surviving slavery, torture, imprisonment and a sloppy, wet kiss, The Dick(Cheney) planted on her ass when she told him to kiss it. Unfortunately, he proceeded to kiss her ass BEFORE she was able to complete her sentence that ended with, “But only from a goddamn distance!” Thus his need for a heart transplant since she embedded one of her 18” stiletto heels deep inside his chest!

 

Frau Courtland is a double agent and her double has been busily uncovering that which would have forever remained covered but for the fact of Frau Courtland’s thirst for adventure, her love of truth and her love for humanity. Much has been risked by the intrepid and resourceful Frau Courtland. She has been sleep deprived, water boarded, rectally hydrated and forced to endure indignities so deplorable, they have been removed like Hillary Clinton’s emails, so as not to be seen by the naked eye of an investigative committee, assuming that such a committee was called in to investigate what will never be investigated unless the UN steps in and sends a special rapporteur  to ‘look into the matter’ just as the UN sends a special rapporteur in to denounce U.S. violations of the human rights of Indigenous Peoples and prisoners and after the denouncement, all UN official business must cease as not one United Nations nation wishes to evoke the wrath of the empire. Just ask the people of Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Libya, Vietnam, the Philippines, Bolivia, Guatemala, Brazil, Japan, Ukraine, uh…need I continue? No? Of course, I needn’t.

 

In the process of recovering from a near drone strike, Frau Courtland, from her bed of injury,( her bed was injured as well), would like the world to know that soon, the secret that she possesses and is in possession of her, will be shared with the world. She will expose the fact of Osama bin Laden’s paradise hideout in the Polynesian Islands; yes, he is still alive despite being on dialysis and despite his alleged death at the hands of Seal Team 6. You see, there was always more than one Osama bin Laden. One of the Laden’s has managed to head up an ISIS team in Syria. Another Laden is on a mission to terrorize the people of Iraq. And still another is headed to the nether regions of Siberia to duke it out with the Ruskies.

 

Unbeknownst to the world, the U.S. has been secretly kidnapping small children for the sole purpose of promoting orgies for Bill Clinton, Karl Rove, the Koch brothers, John Boehner, John McCain and the list is endless. These revelations will make the DC madam look like a Sunday school teacher, which Frau Courtland was at one point in time. It took many, many years to rid her of the brainwashing that organized crime religion forced on her. But Frau Courtland’s will was stronger than any stories of fairy gods in the sky or of a man that walked on water, not to mention, a man that parted the Red Sea. And even when she was forced by her undercover assignments to deal with neo-Nazis, Frau Cortland was never once seen extending her arm and shouting, “Heil Hitler!” Her cause was a just cause. Her cause was the finding out of the truth and identifying the shit stirrers behind the rise of neo-Nazis in Ukraine, not to mention she infiltrated a CIA secret facility that was set up to clone The Dick and that facility is located off the coast of Monstrously Tortured Island in the middle of the Indian Ocean where The Dick and his ilk carry out untold abominations on innocent, unlawfully detained secret prisoners. They boldly torture with impunity and The Dick’s loud and lascivious laughter can be heard far away at an outpost in Siberia when upon hearing this raucous sound, the residents blanch and dive for cover, even the Laden.

 

The proof of these vile crimes against humanity will be brought into the light of day where they will begin to smoke and the stench of evil must be cleansed for the only way to purify evil is by fire. And the day of reckoning fast approaches. Fear not, for the reign of terror is near at hand. America must descend into the depths of Hades. Soon ALL shall be revealed! Oh damn! You guys already know about all of that. Never mind then, I’ll keep digging until I can reveal something. Anybody got anything ‘cause I got nothing? I forgot to mention, I am now German. Apparently, I have a ‘German’ look about me, or so I was told the other day. Ain’t no goddamn “Heil Hitler!” coming from me and that’s for damn certain! Does Frau Courtland have an evil sounding ring to it? Eh? Just as I thought! “Mein Gott!”