“Russia! Level This Shithole Already!”

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I want to thank all the Russian visitors that are reading this here blog! Please make a note that there are at least 25 of us Americans who do know that Russia is not responsible for what is occurring in Ukraine. Those 25 of us also know who IS responsible for the Neo-Nazi shit stirring that was unleased in Ukraine. We also recognize that Crimea has elected to return to Mother Russia and we are most happy with that decision as that is what democracy is all about. You see, here in America, we have no idea what democracy is all about because if we did, we would be wailing and screeching from every dilapidated bridge about the fact that we have no fucking rights left. We should be wailing and screeching in front of every federal, state and local building that was paid for by our tax dollars that those assholes in Washington are pissing away in Ukraine because we’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, homeless, jobless and hungry.

The stupid military shits shouldn’t even be manning the torpedoes, so to speak, but they are because those military shits are so stupid that even with their families starving due to the low military wages and a recent cut, AGAIN, in food stamps, the fucking stupid military shits are still going at it. Apparently, they just love fighting for the sake of fighting wars started by rich fucks that sit around making a killing off destruction. I know! I know! Not a bit of this is making sense. You see, that’s the problem. Nothing in America makes sense. We’re not about making sense these days. Hasn’t been a lick ‘o sense being displayed for some time now, at least outside of the 25 or so Americans that are aware of what the hell is going on, but who can’t pry the millions of Americans away from their tools of distraction. I am absolutely certain that at least 98 percent of the stupid Americans couldn’t even tell you where Ukraine is, much less where Crimea is. Yep, we got some real dumb fucks over here in America, never you doubt it. But then, you already know that because why else would we silently go along with what this fucked up government is trying to get started all the way over there where you guys are? You see, Americans like to pop ‘happy’ pills and play all day. Many are just not up to the task of using their brain and many have forgotten that they even have a brain as that is what their ‘smartphone’ is for.

Even though most of our bridges are about to collapse and many of our roads end in sinkholes and our electric grid is antiquated and our water is polluted thanks to fracking, chemical spills and whatnot and even though entire towns have been wiped off the map due to pollution levels so bad the situation could no longer be ignored by the EPA and you should understand that the EPA officials usually just can’t be bothered to concern themselves with the health and safety of the environment. Hell! The environment don’t mean shit to the EPA, but of course, to be fair, the EPA’s hands are tied up, good and tight. But nevertheless, we’ve got so many serious issues that need to be addressed here in America and the thing is, they’re never going to get addressed. Wanna know why? The reason being that since the majority of Americans are pill popping, hypnotized brain dead zombies and filled with American exceptionalism, there’s no hue and cry coming from them, so why should their ‘elected’ officials fucking care about the fact that millions of Americans are hungry, jobless, homeless and sick? We got ourselves a big old case of austerity going on, but we can somehow find money to fund the war machine and to pretend like we’re coming to the ‘aid’ of another country that’s just so hard up and all, you know, like what’s going down in Crimea? America has plunked billions down in Ukraine because Ukraine is so in need and America is so goddamn benevolent and caring and concerned and considerate. And if you buy that load of horse shit, put down the smartphone ’cause you obviously ain’t using your brain! America don’t give shit without some serious ass strings attached.

Make no mistake, we ain’t about no peace and we ain’t about playing fair and square. America never has played fair and square like. Ask the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Somalia, Pakistan, Venezuela, Brazil, Guatemala, Iran, Syria, and the list just goes on and on and on. And now, what is standing between total world dominance by the fucks that run America? Yep, you guessed it! Russia! If Russia, Brazil, China, India and South Africa decide to do away with the American dollar, well that puts paid to America’s ass and the fucks that run this sinking stinking shithole barge ain’t hardly happy about that! Oh hell no! So now, they’ve got to fuck with Russia and let’s not forget that the Obama Administration is still pissed off over Russia coming to the rescue when Obama drew a redline with Syria and the fact that Russia is harboring Edward Snowden. You guys ain’t making the American elected shits look good and they can’t have that. They’re starting to show cracks around the edges and now that 25 Americans ain’t buying what Washington is selling, the elected shits are thinking that people in other countries are going to realize that America ain’t about shit and can’t even keep its own house in order, which it can’t, but that fact isn’t supposed to be well-known.

So as you can see, we do indeed got some problems here in America, but you wouldn’t think so because we’re not concentrating on what needs to be done to prop up America. We are just too busy inserting our nose in places where it’s not wanted. America’s political shits just got to have their hand in every country’s cookie jar, stealing everything that ain’t nailed down and absconding with it. America is swimming in debt to the tune of $16,787,451,118,147 and yet, America has money to throw around in Ukraine? Yep, because America just creates money out of thin air. The entire economic system of America is a magician’s dream; a magic act and like all magic shows, it must come to an end. And that is why; I beseech you guys in Russia to put an end to this freak show, once and for all. The world is tired of America. The world can’t afford America because what America wants from the world is just, EVERYTHING! Get to the business of ending the reign of this shithole called, America before it ends the world. Would ya? Thank you!

http://www.ibtimes.com/brazil-russia-india-china-south-africa-brics-nations-propose-creating-their-own-version-imf-world

Finally! Bipartisan Legislation!

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The democraps and the rethuglicons have not been able to put aside their differences long enough to get anything done that would well, get anything done. However, that is in the past. Finally, something has been able to achieve what we thought was the unachievable and wouldn’t you just know it would have to be this:

Both the House and Senate overwhelmingly passed legislation on Thursday aimed at providing aid to Ukraine and sanctions on Russia in response to Russia’s incursion into Crimea.

Another report headlines:

Senate and House pass bills to help shore up Ukraine economy.

Ain’t that sweet? Congress finally came together to hand over another billion dollars to build up the Ukraine economy and this was after the West spent $5 billion destabilizing Ukraine = U.S. War Profiteering.

But didn’t congress have a problem coming to the aid of the long-term jobless when their benefits expired on December 28th 2013? Congressional representatives used every excuse in and out of the book to not re-instate the benefits knowing all the while that the jobless were having quite the time trying to get hired. Two million long-term jobless Americans lost their benefits and have been without assistance and without a job for three months. What have they been doing? If they’ve no job, why has there been a deafening silence and not a resounding roar? What happened to the two million long-term jobless Americans? Why have we heard not a peep from them? Was it because we’ve just ended one of the coldest winters on record? If so, where are they now? With nothing left to lose, why haven’t they taken to the streets, en masse?

To add insult to injury, the long-term jobless are finding out that congress can indeed come together in bipartisanship when furthering the war machine’s agenda, thereby enriching themselves even more because we all know that war pays the warmongers, but us?, not so much! While the long-term jobless have been busy running to the food banks to supplement their pantry and while they are struggling to pay the mortgage/rent, gas, electric and water bills, our congress is busy propping up Ukraine’s economy. Why? What’s in it for them? Let me repeat what I just wrote because I know that Americans have such short attention spans. Congress is propping up Ukraine’s economy because Ukraine has something that the U.S. wants. Have you not heard about the gold that has been shipped from Ukraine by the U.S? Now, jobless folks, how much gold do you possess? Apparently, not enough since this is what recently happened to Ukraine’s gold.

The Latest Heist: US Quietly Snatches the Ukraine’s Gold Reserves

The US has quietly transferred 33 tons of Ukrainian gold out of the country and back to vaults in the US. Presumably, this sovereign wealth transfer would be counted as partial “collateral” for a fresh round of IMF, US FED, and ECB paper debt that is currently being organized for dumping into the Ukraine’s economic black hole.

http://talesfromthelou.wordpress.com/2014/03/28/the-latest-heist-us-quietly-snatches-the-ukraines-gold-reserves/

And the Ukrainians? They’re gonna soon be looking as cross-eyed broke as the two million long-term jobless Americans look right now. But, there is a silver lining to all of this for the long-term jobless Americans. The Senate on Thursday moved ahead with a bill to extend unemployment insurance benefits, three months after benefits expired for more than two million Americans. Sweet! Now, grab that goddamn bone before they yank it back!

A bipartisan group of senators announced a deal two weeks earlier that would renew federal long-term unemployment benefits for five months, retroactive to when they expired on December 28.

Retroactive? Fucking wow! Now that you’re homeless, you’re now retroactively homeless. Now how great is that? IF and that’s a big IF, they actually get this legislation signed into law, you can get your old life back. Right? I mean, the landlord was holding your apartment for you. Right? The bank didn’t foreclose on your home while assuming that congress would act in a bipartisan manner and get you back up and running with some assistance, did it? Keep being hopeful about getting this five month retroactive reprieve and then guess what? You’re right back to square one. So much for your representatives doing you a fucking favor. With representative friends like that shit, who needs enemies?

Even though you’ve been without benefits for three months and congress couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the economic plight of millions of Americans, they give a rat’s ass about the economic plight of Ukrainians because well, uh…because, well, they got gold and they want the Russians to come to heel because what stands between a worldwide economic hostile takeover by the U.S., is Brazil, Russia, India and China, the BRICs. And if the U.S. can isolate Russia and rob Russia of the ability to keep its fleet in the Black Sea and instead establish a naval base there in essence, surrounding Russia, it will.

The Russian-controlled Black Sea Fleet is based on Ukraine’s Crimean peninsula. It is headquartered at Sevastopol’, with an additional home port in Odessa. Russian interest in the Black Sea extends over more than two centuries. Catherine the Great annexed the Crimea in 1783, and subsequently established a Russian naval base at Sevastopol.

Is this all starting to make sense now? I know that Americans have been dumbed down, but damn! If you can’t see what is happening right before your very eyes and to YOU, well, then…what is there left to say? The American government is the biggest threat to this entire planet. The American government and its warmonger friends and elite fucks are hell bent on subjugating this entire planet to its evil, vile, filthy and depraved rule. The empire must be stopped and my hope is that Russia and China can stop it! Russia, do not hesitate to do what needs to be done, I beg of you! Level this hell before this hell engulfs the entire planet! And it will, because we Americans will do absolutely nothing to stop it because here in America, we are already, the walking dead!

Sources:
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/congress-passes-bills-aid-ukraine-n63891
https://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/russia/agency/mf-black.htm
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-advances-bill-restore-unemployment-benefits-n64086
The Latest Heist: US Quietly Snatches the Ukraine’s Gold