The Hypocrisy Of Jeff Bezos And Amazon Shoppers Is Just Beyond The Pale!

 

Jeff Bezos has pledged $10 billion to fight climate change even as Amazon is aiding and abetting climate change thanks in part to everyone around the world suddenly becoming too damn fat and lazy to walk inside a store and pick up ANYTHING. EVERYTHING needs to be delivered and now, those who shop on Amazon are complaining that the packaging their shit comes in is just too goddamn big and how the hell can Jeff Bezos pretend concern over climate change when his company is aiding that shit along? Seriously?

Shoppers slam Amazon packaging after Bezos pledges $10 billion to fight climate change

Jeff Bezos may have pledged $10 billion to fight climate change but critics are slamming the billionaire for not making changes to closer to home first and reducing the amount of packaging used to send out Amazon parcels.

“Could he please start with his ridiculous packaging that he leaves on our doorstep??? Perhaps the amazon delivery could collect the significant waste left behind,” one Amazon shopper wrote on Twitter.

“If #Bezos wants to do something for the world, he can start with his excessive packaging. Amazon shipping is the most wasteful of any retailer out there. Is junking up the world with plastics part of #BezosEarthFund?” another wrote.

Below are pictures that Amazon shoppers took to highlight the oversized boxes that their tiny orders generated.

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What the hell???!!!

How are those who shop via Amazon in ANY position to take Jeff Bezos to task when they are the very reasons why Amazon exists and why Jeff Bezos continues to rake in more and more billions? Both are flaming hypocrites; Jeff Bezos, for damn sure and those who shop via Amazon and who actually were not even ashamed to post pictures to show their fucking hypocrisy.

I can honestly say that I have NEVER purchased ANYTHING from Amazon and I never will. I would rather walk around butt ass naked before I’d purchase even so much as a sock from Amazon. But unfortunately, there is NO one else on this godforsaken planet like me. I have only two pairs of shoes; TWO and I am female and everyone knows that most females have at least 80 pairs of shoes. I am SO against capitalism, it ain’t even funny. More’s the goddamn pity that, AGAIN, I am the only one!

You hypocritical assholes sit up and yarn on and on about who is a hypocrite when you need only look in the mirror; there you’ll find the biggest hypocrite because you will take to task someone who has gained a fortune because you refuse to get up off your ass and go get your own shit. What the fuck would you be doing if the internet did not exist? You’d be doing what people actually did do before the advent of the internet. They got off their asses and actually got the shit for themselves or went without.

None of you could ever live like the original inhabitants of this land. You’d rather die than have to forage for food and live off the land. What the hell would you do if there was no Alexa or Siri or Amazon or Youtube, Facebook or Twitter? But yet, you want to pretend to wail and moan over climate change when you are not willing to forgo your Amazon Prime membership. You’d rather just post some pictures of oversized boxes that your little shit came in that you could have gotten for yourselves if you weren’t so damn lazy.

And what about the fact that people are injured and are even dying trying to process your orders? You don’t even give a damn about that, but yet you are going to call out Jeff Bezos for his hypocrisy???!!! So-called ‘humans’ are the most shameless shits on this fucked up planet.

Why didn’t you stop ordering shit from Amazon when you heard about this?

‘Go back to work’: outcry over deaths on Amazon warehouse floor

Billy Foister died last month after a heart attack at work. The incident was just one in a series of recent accidents and fatalities.

In September, Billy Foister, a 48-year-old Amazon warehouse worker, died after a heart attack at work. According to his brother, an Amazon human resources representative informed him at the hospital that Billy had lain on the floor for 20 minutes before receiving treatment from Amazon’s internal safety responders.

“How can you not see a 6ft 3in man laying on the ground and not help him within 20 minutes? A couple of days before, he put the wrong product in the wrong bin and within two minutes management saw it on camera and came down to talk to him about it,” Edward Foister said.

It really is unbelievable how Bill was laying there for 20 minutes and nobody nearby saw until an Amnesty worker with a radio came by.”

A 48-year old man died of a heart attack from being worked to death at an Amazon warehouse while trying to process your fingernail polish order and all you fat, lazy fuckers can find to complain about is some oversized boxes containing shit you ordered instead of going out and getting it for yourselves while Jeff Bezos grandstands about contributing $10 billion dollars to “fight climate change” that he is guilty as hell of helping to cause! And people are sitting up somewhere wondering why this world is going to hell in a hand basket? Seriously? Read this shit! Truth is, quite actually, stranger than fiction because I just cannot make this shit up! A dead man lay on an Amazon warehouse floor for at least 20 minutes as people walked back and forth around him instead of walking out in solidarity with injured and dying workers while Amazon shoppers sit at home and post pictures of oversized boxes that peelers and nail polish came in. This is ALL just too damn ludicrous for words!

Some useless motherfuckers want to post some shit about some big ass boxes containing one nail polish bottle that they could have gotten up off their lazy ass to go out and get and yet, Jeff Bezos is the problem??!!! AGAIN, for the dumb as all hell ‘humans’, there would be NO Amazon boxes if not for your goddamn extreme laziness in simply wanting to pick up a smartphone and place an order instead of riding a bike to the store and picking up one damn bottle of nail polish for your goddamn self. How the hell can you proudly post that shit and complain that it’s Jeff Bezos who is at fault when it came to YOUR fucking door, dumbass because you fucking ordered it?

My arthritic mother, who also has heart failure, will get up off her ass and go to Lowe’s and order her a stove, but she will NOT purchase a ‘smartphone’ and order one from Amazon and if she can go and look over stoves and purchase one and have Lowe’s deliver it, then you can certainly damn well go out and bring back one goddamn bottle of fingernail polish. This shit is just too damn ridiculous for words! And yet, you want someone to believe that your dumb, stupid, lazy ass is concerned about climate change? Are you for real? Shut the fuck up and stop posting shit showing you up for the shameless, dumb as all hell, lazy piece of shit you really are! Jeff Bezos ain’t the problem, you’re the goddamn problem; you and every damn one of you who orders shit on Amazon. You own climate change disasters and so claim it. You own the fact of Billy Foister’s death, so claim it. You own the fact that those oversized boxes were shipped to YOUR door thanks to YOU placing an order and so own YOUR SHIT! And shut the hell up about climate change because your ass will be floating out in the middle of the ocean during a goddamn Category 5 hurricane while still trying to order some shit on Amazon and don’t you fucking know it!

 

Another Bullshit Christmas!

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My mind is racing in a way.
It’s almost Christmas day.
And I’ve still got gifts to buy.
I must heed the corporate cry!

You say you need a brand new rug.
And a fur coat to keep you snug.
And expensive jewelry would be nice.
It’s such a bargain at this price.

When I wake up Christmas morn,
I won’t think of the savior, born.
I’ll just head straight for the tree,
to see what you bought for me.

The bills are now past due,
and you turn into a shrew.
I went in debt for you,
and for little Johnny too.

Now the tree is on the curb,
and I’m smoking up some herb,
because the bills I didn’t pay,
were all due yesterday.

I’m burdened with debt, it’s true,
and number thirty in the queue,
waiting on a loan just to get us through,
another bullshit Christmas screw.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Does any of this sound familiar? Anybody started to sing the, “I’m broke!,” blues yet? Bend over ’cause you’re getting screwed and don’t it hurt like hell? Nah! ‘Cause if it did, you wouldn’t passively play ‘follow the leader’ into more and more debt each and every year. You never learn. So, here we go again; another Christmas of spend, spend, spend. Oh, and let’s all get stuck at the airport trying to get to family most of us don’t even like ’cause if we did, we wouldn’t have to fly each Christmas just to see ’em(Yep, and granny Jean is still mean, damn her spiteful tongue). But, we’ve all got to impress one another with our gifts and gorge ourselves on ham and green bean casserole and then place an order for a gym membership because we’re gonna lose weight and get in shape for the new year and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Many of you most likely haven’t paid off the debt you accumulated from last Christmas. Oh, well….can’t fix stupid when stupid don’t want to get fixed. Here’s to a “Merry Corporation and a Happy Wall Street year, suckers!”