The Hypocrisy Of Jeff Bezos And Amazon Shoppers Is Just Beyond The Pale!

 

Jeff Bezos has pledged $10 billion to fight climate change even as Amazon is aiding and abetting climate change thanks in part to everyone around the world suddenly becoming too damn fat and lazy to walk inside a store and pick up ANYTHING. EVERYTHING needs to be delivered and now, those who shop on Amazon are complaining that the packaging their shit comes in is just too goddamn big and how the hell can Jeff Bezos pretend concern over climate change when his company is aiding that shit along? Seriously?

Shoppers slam Amazon packaging after Bezos pledges $10 billion to fight climate change

Jeff Bezos may have pledged $10 billion to fight climate change but critics are slamming the billionaire for not making changes to closer to home first and reducing the amount of packaging used to send out Amazon parcels.

“Could he please start with his ridiculous packaging that he leaves on our doorstep??? Perhaps the amazon delivery could collect the significant waste left behind,” one Amazon shopper wrote on Twitter.

“If #Bezos wants to do something for the world, he can start with his excessive packaging. Amazon shipping is the most wasteful of any retailer out there. Is junking up the world with plastics part of #BezosEarthFund?” another wrote.

Below are pictures that Amazon shoppers took to highlight the oversized boxes that their tiny orders generated.

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What the hell???!!!

How are those who shop via Amazon in ANY position to take Jeff Bezos to task when they are the very reasons why Amazon exists and why Jeff Bezos continues to rake in more and more billions? Both are flaming hypocrites; Jeff Bezos, for damn sure and those who shop via Amazon and who actually were not even ashamed to post pictures to show their fucking hypocrisy.

I can honestly say that I have NEVER purchased ANYTHING from Amazon and I never will. I would rather walk around butt ass naked before I’d purchase even so much as a sock from Amazon. But unfortunately, there is NO one else on this godforsaken planet like me. I have only two pairs of shoes; TWO and I am female and everyone knows that most females have at least 80 pairs of shoes. I am SO against capitalism, it ain’t even funny. More’s the goddamn pity that, AGAIN, I am the only one!

You hypocritical assholes sit up and yarn on and on about who is a hypocrite when you need only look in the mirror; there you’ll find the biggest hypocrite because you will take to task someone who has gained a fortune because you refuse to get up off your ass and go get your own shit. What the fuck would you be doing if the internet did not exist? You’d be doing what people actually did do before the advent of the internet. They got off their asses and actually got the shit for themselves or went without.

None of you could ever live like the original inhabitants of this land. You’d rather die than have to forage for food and live off the land. What the hell would you do if there was no Alexa or Siri or Amazon or Youtube, Facebook or Twitter? But yet, you want to pretend to wail and moan over climate change when you are not willing to forgo your Amazon Prime membership. You’d rather just post some pictures of oversized boxes that your little shit came in that you could have gotten for yourselves if you weren’t so damn lazy.

And what about the fact that people are injured and are even dying trying to process your orders? You don’t even give a damn about that, but yet you are going to call out Jeff Bezos for his hypocrisy???!!! So-called ‘humans’ are the most shameless shits on this fucked up planet.

Why didn’t you stop ordering shit from Amazon when you heard about this?

‘Go back to work’: outcry over deaths on Amazon warehouse floor

Billy Foister died last month after a heart attack at work. The incident was just one in a series of recent accidents and fatalities.

In September, Billy Foister, a 48-year-old Amazon warehouse worker, died after a heart attack at work. According to his brother, an Amazon human resources representative informed him at the hospital that Billy had lain on the floor for 20 minutes before receiving treatment from Amazon’s internal safety responders.

“How can you not see a 6ft 3in man laying on the ground and not help him within 20 minutes? A couple of days before, he put the wrong product in the wrong bin and within two minutes management saw it on camera and came down to talk to him about it,” Edward Foister said.

It really is unbelievable how Bill was laying there for 20 minutes and nobody nearby saw until an Amnesty worker with a radio came by.”

A 48-year old man died of a heart attack from being worked to death at an Amazon warehouse while trying to process your fingernail polish order and all you fat, lazy fuckers can find to complain about is some oversized boxes containing shit you ordered instead of going out and getting it for yourselves while Jeff Bezos grandstands about contributing $10 billion dollars to “fight climate change” that he is guilty as hell of helping to cause! And people are sitting up somewhere wondering why this world is going to hell in a hand basket? Seriously? Read this shit! Truth is, quite actually, stranger than fiction because I just cannot make this shit up! A dead man lay on an Amazon warehouse floor for at least 20 minutes as people walked back and forth around him instead of walking out in solidarity with injured and dying workers while Amazon shoppers sit at home and post pictures of oversized boxes that peelers and nail polish came in. This is ALL just too damn ludicrous for words!

Some useless motherfuckers want to post some shit about some big ass boxes containing one nail polish bottle that they could have gotten up off their lazy ass to go out and get and yet, Jeff Bezos is the problem??!!! AGAIN, for the dumb as all hell ‘humans’, there would be NO Amazon boxes if not for your goddamn extreme laziness in simply wanting to pick up a smartphone and place an order instead of riding a bike to the store and picking up one damn bottle of nail polish for your goddamn self. How the hell can you proudly post that shit and complain that it’s Jeff Bezos who is at fault when it came to YOUR fucking door, dumbass because you fucking ordered it?

My arthritic mother, who also has heart failure, will get up off her ass and go to Lowe’s and order her a stove, but she will NOT purchase a ‘smartphone’ and order one from Amazon and if she can go and look over stoves and purchase one and have Lowe’s deliver it, then you can certainly damn well go out and bring back one goddamn bottle of fingernail polish. This shit is just too damn ridiculous for words! And yet, you want someone to believe that your dumb, stupid, lazy ass is concerned about climate change? Are you for real? Shut the fuck up and stop posting shit showing you up for the shameless, dumb as all hell, lazy piece of shit you really are! Jeff Bezos ain’t the problem, you’re the goddamn problem; you and every damn one of you who orders shit on Amazon. You own climate change disasters and so claim it. You own the fact of Billy Foister’s death, so claim it. You own the fact that those oversized boxes were shipped to YOUR door thanks to YOU placing an order and so own YOUR SHIT! And shut the hell up about climate change because your ass will be floating out in the middle of the ocean during a goddamn Category 5 hurricane while still trying to order some shit on Amazon and don’t you fucking know it!

 

Climate Change, Caused By Whites, Is Going To Affect Every Single American Or So Says The Federal Government Despite What Trump Says To The Contrary

© Provided by Atlantic Media Company

 

A report was just released by the federal government of the Unites States of America that is massive and dire regarding climate change.

 The report warns, repeatedly and directly, that climate change could soon imperil the American way of life, transforming every region of the country, imposing frustrating costs on the economy, and harming the health of virtually every citizen.

Now, the sea is lifting above its shore, the harvest is faltering, and the seasons arrive and depart in disorder.

The report tells this story, laying simple fact on simple fact so as to build a terrible edifice. Since 1901, the United States has warmed 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit. Heat waves now arrive earlier in the year and abate later than they did in the 1960s. Mountain snowpack in the West has shrunk dramatically in the last half-century. Sixteen of the warmest 17 years on record have occurred since 2000.

Unfortunately, this report came out on the worst possible day of the year because millions of Americans are out shopping and contributing to the cause of climate change by driving to Walmart, JC Penney, the twelve Sears and Kmart stores that are still open, Kohl’s, Macy’s, Toys R Us(which was said to have all closed but miraculously opened just in time for Black Friday), Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and for those who are extremely poor, they took the bus to Dollar Tree, Family Dollar, Holla If You Only Got A Dollar and Dollar General. The intrepid souls who intend to build something are at Home Depot, Menards and Lowes. But everyone besides yours truly is out shopping for bargains that, apparently, are only available on Black Friday. And even though many are hoarders who need therapy, that will not stop them from continuing to amass a shitload of useless, plastic junk from China, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan and elsewhere. They are clearly of the impression that climate change is not going to impact them at any time and so, drive, baby drive. Consume, baby consume and the piper shall never be paid. Oh, what fools!

The report goes on to state that unlike what Donald Trump would have us believe, the climate is not going to just “change back.” I wish I could state that I am so surprised he even uttered such nonsensical bullshit, but that would be a lie. Nonsensical bullshit is about all Donald Trump is capable of with his so obvious limited intellect. But nevertheless, even the feds can no longer deny that humans are wreaking havoc on this planet and that more plant and animal life will become extinct. Some are already extinct and where they went, so too shall ‘humans’ and the two-legged white parasites that set this all in motion. Unfortunately, the poor humans will suffer first, but eventually even those who have managed to amass a fortune will be impacted. Oh my bad, that has already started since I do believe that many ‘celebrities’ lost their homes in this most recent California wildfire season.

So, for those of you who just got back in from shopping, all that plastic can buy along with your ass is going to float away. In a few months, we shall be reading headline after headline detailing massive flooding, mudslides, wildfires out-of-control, again, earthquakes and thousands rendered homeless because of this.

This bears repeating.

“The report warns, repeatedly and directly, that climate change could soon imperil the American way of life, transforming every region of the country, imposing frustrating costs on the economy, and harming the health of virtually every citizen.”

So in essence this report is letting you know that despite your ‘American exceptionalism’, you are still going to be impacted by what you helped set in motion. No one is going to escape, unscathed. No one. That includes you, not just the homeless man, not just the Black man, not just the Indian man. This shit is coming for your ass as well. You are more than likely going to see your doctor’s house floating down the goddamn street along with his Bentley and his Maserati. Because make no mistake, the tents of the homeless will not be the only items floating away. And those who are in the trailer park are going to find plenty of company as we ALL try and find a big rock to hang our ass out to dry on. Your SUVs and GMC trailblazers and Jeeps are not going to make any difference when trying to drive through rising flood waters.

FEMA(Federal Emergency Management Agency) wants you ALL to know this, don’t even think about expecting them to assist you. That agency has stated that it is already assisting with more than 700 disaster incidents and is overwhelmed. They don’t even have the means to set you up in a trailer park. Ain’t that something? You can’t even become trailer park trash. And believe me, you will soon be fighting for that dubious distinction.

Google wants you to know that their personal assistant will be of no use to you, no matter how many times you request help from it. Alexa and Siri will be useless. Requesting an Uber or a Lyft? Don’t even bother.  No Airbnb is going to be available because someone else’s home will also be floating down the goddamn street. Your ‘smartphone’ is going to state, “out of network coverage range,” that is until it goes dead. But if you still remember how to write, then you can do just what the folks who are dealing with the wildfires in California are doing. They have gone back to using old fashioned, handwritten bulletin boards to advertise that they are looking for lost loved ones.

Enjoy this fool’s paradise while you can because ask those who had to actually and literally run for their lives  from “Paradise, CA” they’ll tell you, this shit ain’t fucking playing with your ass. You’ve still got the ability to drive to Walmart, but an end to that is coming. You’ve still got the ability to order some shit from Amazondotcom, but even Jeff Bezos has stated that Amazon is not going to be here for the long haul.

Jeff Bezos to employees: ‘One day, Amazon will fail’ but our job is to delay it as long as possible

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos told employees, in response to a question at an all-hands meeting last week, that the company is not “too big to fail.”

Amazon, along with Jeff Bezos’ ass is going to fail along with everything else and it’s got not a goddamn thing to do with Amazon not being too big to fail, but has everything to do with the fact that Amazon’s warehouses are costing cities more than they think. When it rains, there is nowhere for water to go except into homes, businesses, schools and any other building standing when concrete has been poured in massive amounts in order to build warehouses. When whites decided that build, baby build was a good thing and when whites decided that more highway lanes would help with gridlock, whites put paid to living in harmony with this planet. 

You see, there is no use in dancing around the fact of who is to blame for climate change. We ALL know who. The Indians were living as one with this planet. The Maoris in New Zealand were living as one with this planet. The Aborigines in Australia were living as one with this planet. The Africans were living as one with this planet. And who came along and decided that living as one with this planet was the most fucked up thing to do? Enter whitey pasty ass! Whitey pasty ass has done not a one of us innocents, a fucking favor. Their mantra is “Capitalism is the word of today, tomorrow and waaaaay into the future!” Those arrogant parasites have doomed us all and yet, they are the ones who are still building more warehouses, building more upscale condos and gated communities, driving huge pickup trucks and SUVs and whose homes will be lit the fuck up enough for the lights on the McMansions to be seen from space. Yep, their Christmas decorations have got to outdo their neighbors.

But the day is going to come when you and your Christmas lights and your McMansions and Hemi-powered pickup trucks and SUVs are floating down the goddamn street. Your arrogance will be rewarded when you are reduced to trying to find some damp ground on which to erect a tent and since you love camping, you should feel right at ‘home’ until the next flood, that is. And there will be a next one. You’ve seen to that!

Yes indeed, the U.S. government is still trying to hide the fact of climate change from the ignorant, stupid Amerikkkans by posting the report on Black Friday where it was sure to be missed. But what won’t be missed is the fact that the shit you buy is soon going to be just as waterlogged as your ass. Think on that while you wrap shit that’s just as doomed to a watery grave as you are or to an inferno caused by your own damn arrogance in thinking that you have all the answers when whites are just about the dumbest shits to ever slither all across this godforsaken planet that they have managed to destroy. Keep listening to that buffoon in the Oval Office and when your ass is asking him for some damn help, what do you suppose he is going to do? Throw you some goddamn paper towels like he did to the people of Puerto Rico and to those who were impacted by the California wildfires, his solution to their problems is to give them some rakes. “Rake that fire on outta your way,” so says Donald Trump. Who the hell needs Allstate when you’re obviously “in good hands” with Donald Trump?

Oh, and one more thing. Since I’m ever the helpful one, shortly after the Christmas holiday season, you will begin getting other reports stating that your credit/debit card was hacked. The hacking never stops, but you don’t really care and so, never mind, full speed ahead which also can be said for climate change.

To The Hackers Who Targeted ‘Target’, You’re MY Hero!!

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Hackers, thank you ever so much! I am so grateful that you got into the American version of celebrating the birth of Christ by deciding that no one should be left out of the fun and that since Americans are stupid and predictable, each and every single year, you know what to expect around this same time.

My sincere hope is that you ‘target’ every single store next year. I encourage you to up the ante and include Wal-Mart, Kmart, Kohl’s, J.C. Penney, Sears(if they’re still open), Macy’s, Bloomingdale’s, Abercrombie & Fitch, Louis Vuitton; just ‘google’ every single American store and simply go down the list and get to hacking. Soup up your hacking gear so that you can ‘target’ more stores.

Don’t worry about the Secret Service getting called in to hunt you down and though they have assumed that you’re not in America, I wouldn’t worry about that because the Secret Service is practically useless these days anyway. As much as they stay in the news for engaging prostitutes in whatever country they happen to find themselves in while covering the Americans piece of shit, hypocritical, lying ass, drone striking president, they are of no consequence.

Bring American corporations to their knees and in the process, wake the drones the hell up because the ONLY way to get their attention is through their credit/debit cards. That is THE very essence of America, “spend baby, spend!” So, if you can grind that shit to a halt, you’ve got a fan for life. You’ve already caught over 40 million ‘spend drones’ and by golly that’s a whopper. Well done! Even though, 40 million stupid, clueless shopping drones are most likely hating on you right now, I’m not because I wasn’t stupid enough to buy into “Christmas is all about shopping, fuck the savior’s birth and all that shit!”

Americans advertise, ‘religiously’, when they are going to be out in droves to spend, spend, spend and so hackers, please gear up for the next holiday spending spree and that will on be Valentine’s Day. Keep this date handy, February 14th. Flowers are the No. 1 gift and candy is right behind it. You know what to do. Check the American calendar, that will show you every holiday that Americans spend money on.

Last but not least, ‘target’ Black Friday Madness each and every single year. Americans never remember, “a fool and his/her money are easily parted.” You see, Americans have short attention spans and this will all have blown over and been forgotten by this time next year. The ads will be out touting deep discounts, so come and get it and the silly Americans will do just that! Be prepared!

Much LOVE…oh and enjoy the holidays!!!!

Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving

Dude! With that much ass, if you're gonna fight over something, shouldn't it be over a bargain basement deal treadmill? Actually, he's really praying and showing how thankful he is to have been able to cushion someone's fall.
Let me at it! I gotta have it! I gotta have it! Uh…what is it? Damn! Get off me!!

If they couldn't even wait for the gate to completely open, I'm pretty sure it would be a good guess that they didn't even stop to share Thanksgiving with family, much less belch out a prayer. Can you pick out will get stomped?
If they couldn’t even wait for the gate to completely open, I’m pretty sure it would be a good guess that they didn’t even stop to share Thanksgiving with family, much less belch out a prayer. Can you pick out who will get stomped?

When you celebrate Thanksgiving, don’t forget your prayers and thanks.
The Indians shared their bounty with all the christian skanks.

Should the Indians celebrate it too? ‘T was the beginning of their end.
They thought the pale skinned pilgrims would be their true blue friend.

Those Christians stole their land, breaking treaties left and right.
They then turned on the Indians, killed most of them on sight.

Fast forward to the present day and on those whose land we stand,
we trample and we fight, scratch and claw to buy a brand.

A society sustained by spending will shortly crash and burn,
as our wages sit and stagnate, when will we ever learn?

Thanksgiving empties purses and encourages corporate greed,
there really is no thought for the workers and their need.

No holiday for the Indians who are on the reservation,
as they bemoan the fate of mother earth; they see the devastation.

The crowds will be in long lines that snake around a store.
Johnny’s toys are not enough, he’s crying out for more.

He threw a temper tantrum, broke his smartphone on my head.
And now he wants another one before he’ll go to bed.

I’ll trample over anyone who dares get in my way.
To hell with giving thanks, there is no time to pray.

I’m just like all the rest, out to get my shopping fix.
I’ll punish other shoppers with some well-aimed high heel kicks.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
© 2013 Shelby I. Courtland

Get ready to hit the stores, trample each other and shop until your credit card drops! But by all means, give no thought to the truth of this ‘holiday’, nor to the fact that this ‘holiday’ has turned into a free-for-all brawl between shoppers and retailers. Who will spend the most and who will lure in the most shoppers with ‘beat-you-up’ over bargains?

Christians, don’t even try to fake the fact that you won’t be out there in the fray along with the rest of the fighting, kicking, screaming mob hell bent on amassing and hoarding more materialistic bullshit! Some of you ‘christians’ might just stop for a couple of seconds to issue a prayer that you get everything on Little Johnny’s wish list and YOURS, but you’ll elbow and kick your way through the store, nevertheless. So, hop to it! You’re used to taking! Carry on!