Attention: All House-breakers!

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I will be going on vacation from August 14th to the 24th. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC. Now, before you attempt to break in, let me warn you that I have a security detail that will be left behind at the house. However, if you bring prostitutes, they will become easily distracted. Also, bring some meat. I have dogs and the kitchen staff will be left behind to keep an eye on them and to feed and water them. However, all knives have been locked away and the kitchen staff is forbidden weapons of any kind. So enter by way of the kitchen door, if you intend to attempt a break-in. The security code is 66666666. I know, I picked a really, really hard code. Don’t forget to stop off by the Lincoln bedroom because there are many artifacts in there that are priceless and I don’t want them taken. Under no circumstances are you to enter a secret room that is located directly beneath the Oval office that is near the south lawn of the house.

There is a door that has red paint splashes all over it and this door, you must not enter because it leads to a secret tunnel where you will find the Osama bin Laden false flag operation setup. You will also find bin Laden ‘gelling’ in his Doctor Scholl’s fitted sandals. You will also find the studio where the ISIS beheading videos are made AND the blueprints of the Twin Towers that we bombed on 9/11 which is part of the reason why we had to bomb the Pentagon so as not to have to pretend to offer up some lame ass excuses as to why the Pentagon lost trillions of your hard-earned tax dollars. Not to mention, you will actually find the missing $8.5 trillion dollars that the Pentagon lost. Do not touch anything if you have managed to get to this point. If you have, then I must warn you that you will come to a vault that also needs a secret code in order to enter it and I am not going to reveal. It is 495860430. But I didn’t reveal the code; my alter-ego did, so that absolves me from spilling the ‘code’ beans. Enter that code and you will step inside the vault. To the left of you, you will notice that there is a raised dais and on that dais are two telephones. One is black and the other one is white. Do not under any circumstances, pick up the white phone as that will immediately blow Texas and Ted Cruz clean on up off the map and leave a crater in its place. I refuse to tell you what will happen if you pick up the black phone. It is too horrible for words, but let me warn you, it could endanger the entire planet’s ecosystem. Oh my bad! I already picked up that phone. So, no worries on that score. Now then, where was I, oh yes, if you walk twelves paces, you will come to the very center of the vault and there you will find all of Ukraine’s stolen gold reserves. When I sell the house on November 8th, 2016, I plan to take that with me to a vacation island that I’ve managed to buy thanks in part to all the bribes and kickbacks that I’ve earned throughout my many years in politics.

I am sure that by now, you are wondering why the floor is littered with balled up paper. Well, if you reach down and pick up a piece, you will see that those are divorce papers that my wife has had drawn up, times too numerous to count but because we are in DA HOUSE, we’ve got to keep things, hunky-dory, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, you can burn those papers because I’m going back to Kenya(where I was born) just as soon as I hand the keys over to the next puppet and after a suitable amount of time has gone by, I intend to dispose of my nagging ass Chicago ghetto hood rat wife and take the kids and the dogs. My wife and her dear motherfucker can just get ta steppin’. Also, I am going to make Kenya, a gay-friendly zone, even if I have to become president there to get it done. I have already laid the groundwork with my recent visit there. So, all it’ll take is a bit more of a push from me, Kenya’s native son, to complete that which I have set in motion. I put Kenya on the map and don’t those folks over there know it.

Fuck Hawaii. I’ll still go there to golf every now and then since Oprah is so nice about having us at her digs. In case I need to hide out from the ICC, which really has no bite to it anyway, seeing as how the ICC hasn’t found its way to prosecuting my predecessors for war crimes. I see no reason why I should be held accountable for drone striking wedding parties in Yemen, resulting in the deaths of countless innocent women, children and men and making orphans out of children in Iraq and Syria, Pakistan and Yemen. Oh and house-breakers, you will also find a golden sword that was gifted to me by the Saudi royal family, gifted to me because of those great beheading videos that my staff made, with my knowledge and consent, of course. Bush left his behind also and so please don’t steal that one since I promised him that I would get around to Fed-Xing it to him just as soon as I’m done with those fake-assed beheading journalist videos.

And don’t forget, potential house-breakers, you really don’t wanna mess with my house because I’ve been known to illegally detain innocent people without due process and I have no problem with the CIA using rectal hydration on innocent bodies either. So, if you dare to attempt to house-break MY motherfucking house, be aware that I shall have my military Seal Team 6, the 999th Seal Team 6, that is, to ‘Osama bin Laden’ your ass. You’ll get a great ‘ocean view’! *wink* *wink*

Now, time to don a paisley shirt, my soccer mom jeans and board Air Force One! Aloha!

What The Fuck?????!!!!!!

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Was it only yesterday that I put up a blog in essence stating that I would no longer write about how fucked up we all are and even though I did in fact title the blog, “Just Sit On Your Worthless Ass,” those of you that have read much by me know my style of writing? It is not friendly, nor is it conducive to making friends, but I am appalled after reading some of the comments over there. It was most definitely NOT my intent to bring about enmity between fellow bloggers. I was just stating my need to move on because I am tired and fed up with repeating myself and basically with preaching to the choir, which I’ve stated often enough. I have started a new blog with the intent that it should only contain deep and soulful poetry and prose from me and though I do understand that my followers have been extremely faithful even in the face of so many outrageous rants from me, I feel the need to move on due to the fact that I am causing my blood pressure to rise because of how sensitive I am and over the fact that I can do not a damn thing about a damn thing, beyond raving which is accomplishing nothing, constructive.

It was brought to my attention that I am railing against those that do not hear me and upon further reflection, I find this to be quite true and so what is the point? And since it is making me ill, I need to stop. But in no way was I attempting to discourage others from continuing the struggle to right the wrongs, undo the damage, mitigate the consequences of capitalism run amok, cease to care about the plight of others or just give up. That was never my intent when I posted “Just Sit On Your Worthless Ass.” That is just my unique style of writing.

I do understand why a couple of people have stated that they will miss my rants and could I please continue and so I ask, “To what purpose?” What difference are my rants making? I answer, “no difference at all!” And again, believe me when I say that I do sincerely appreciate the encouragement for me to continue on but when I scroll down and check out the blogs that are on my tracker, I am disheartened by what I see. I am really quite tired of reading about how Obama lies all the time when I know this. I am quite tired of reading about the fact that Europeans are still fucking over the Indians. I am quite tired of reading about the fact that Black people are incarcerated in numbers disproportionate to their population count. I am quite fed up past my eyeballs at reading about the misery that America’s military whores are unleashing on the world’s people, daily.

What really finished me off was reading about the thirteen year old boy that got burned up by a drone strike in Yemen. It touched me so deeply that for days, I feared for my sanity. When looking at his picture, the tears would just silently stream down my face and so I cannot look at him. My writing did not keep little Mohammed alive. My writing or ranting as it is so succinctly put, did nothing to stop Mohammed’s father and brother from dying by drone strike.

To those of you who think of me as strong, think again because even I once thought the same thing about myself but I have come to realize that I too, am weak. I am too weak to look at the picture of a little boy who died because the government of the country that I am a citizen of considered him to be a terrorist even though he was not, but he was killed anyway. I am too weak to look at his picture and not cry. I am too weak to be able to continue to rant against what happened to him because I am a failure. I failed to stop his death. I am too weak to continue ranting for no reason because that is what I am doing since I cannot stop Obama from droning the innocent. And so I take the walk of shame and I will become just like all of the other Americans that go about their daily lives in ignorance, cluelessness, apathy and complacency. In fact, because of what I now know, I wish that I had never left their ranks! They are the smart ones since here I sit, sniveling still because I had to look at Mohammed’s picture, AGAIN, in order to link that blog post to this one. Do I seriously need to continue in my attempts to get you to understand that my decision to abort my writing, excuse me, rants has nothing whatsoever to do with any of you? It is because I need to stop since I am only hurting myself and no one else and I must stop because I cannot face seeing another Mohammed. My heart is already broken over little thirteen year-old Mohammed and all that I can do is weep for him and that is helpful how? Exactly!

For every…..

Five years and sixty-five days of evil and it shows!
Five years and sixty-five days of evil and it shows!

For every drone strike that you authorize,

For every detainee denied due process,

For every country that you sanction,

For every coup that you initiate,

For every hungry child in America,

For every homeless soul on the street,

For every senior choosing medicine over food,

For every whistleblower imprisoned or in exile,

For every death that is the result of your policies,

For every person who went to the polls and voted

For hope and change and for a better America,

And got screwed, here’s looking at you, MURDERER!

And may the dead continue to plow deep lines into

Your motherfucking punk ass bitch puppet face!

Now Fuck YOU!


Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

Why America IS Going To Hell!

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America is going to hell because the people on whose land we stand had genocide committed against them and the remaining survivors are living foul and filthy to this day and we simply do not care.

America is going to hell because Black bodies were enslaved, lashed, whipped, raped, shackled, mutilated, considered three-fifths human, denied the right to vote, denied a decent education and are now enslaved in the prison industrial complex.

America is going to hell for killing the Mexicans to steal their land from Mexico.

America is going to hell because of the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment.

America is going to hell because of the Guatemalan STD Experiment.

America is going to hell because of the Vietnam war and for tearing unholy hell out of Vietnam and leaving devastating destruction in the aftermath.

America is going to hell for using WMDs in Vietnam.

America is going to hell because America embraced the Nazis but denied the Black Tuskegee Airmen the right to enter officer’s clubs while entertaining German Nazi prisoners of war as ugly ass racism will forever rule the day.

America is going to hell for dropping bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

America is going to hell because of The No Gun Ri Massacre.

America is going to hell because of the My Lai Massacre.

America is going to hell for atrocities committed in Puerto Rico.

America is going to hell for the mutilation of the Japanese war dead.

America is going to hell for the U.S./NATO bombing of Yugoslavia.

America is going to hell for the hell America has wrought in Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Venezuela and the list goes on and on.

America is going to hell for committing war crimes thanks to shits like Donald Lying Filth Rumsfeld, George Stupid WackaBush, Dick Kiss My Ass, I’ll buy a heart Cheney, Condasleeza BushWhore Rice and Colin Lies to the U.N. Powell, not to forget, Despot Barack Insane Bush Dark Obadroner.

America is going to hell over Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse .

America is going to hell for the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

America is going to hell for using WMDs in Iraq and yeah that would be us; white phosphorous was used in Fallujah but we also wanted to bomb Syria because of their supposed WMDs use. But we’re NOT hypocrites, remember?

America is going to hell for the Invasions of Afghanistan.

America is going to hell for backing Israel’s relentless murdering of innocent Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.

America is going to hell for the drone strikes that have killed so many innocent people in Pakistan, Yemen, and Somalia.

America is going to hell because innocent men are languishing in Guantanamo without due process.

America is going to hell for jailing people who have a conscience and who witnessed war crimes, hypocrisy and unspeakable acts committed by the American military.

America is going to hell for initiating the crisis in Ukraine and Crimea and for again, engaging Neo-Nazis of which America has always been in bed with because America is a nation founded on the belief that there is indeed, a master race.

Now, you can crap a goddamn attitude over this all day and night, but the facts speak for themselves. How many other countries have wreaked this goddamn much havoc all across this entire goddamn planet? Not a goddamn other country, other than this fucking shithole has gone and disturbed the balance of nature and mother earth, nor has any other country coveted every single goddamn thing in sight from the tiniest mineral to the peoples of the planet. Now, I do understand that other countries are coveting and exploiting the richness of Africa. Why am I not surprised? But by and large, America is the extreme pillager of this here earth and in ways too numerous to count.

Many other countries have managed to live in simple harmony with this planet. Not so with these divided fucked up snakes of Amurderer. Oh, no indeed. America has just got to have it all and damn the goddamn consequences and here is your ass handed to you and make me a ‘samich while you’re at it! Goddamn it!

America is going to hell because America created hell.

To the rest of the world, the only way that you will ever live without the threat of drone strikes or war is by the complete and utter annihilation of America. Do you have the will to live because America will not let you live? And Russia, do not back down, if America calls your bluff, engage! Engage America’s sick ass with everything you’ve got! And never let up! America is a parasite and it will latch onto another host and suck it bone dry. America must descend into the hell of America’s own creation!

The shits that rule America truly believe that if WWIII starts, America will somehow, remain unscathed. Call their bluff!

source for just a few of America’s war crimes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes

As I Kick 2013’s Ass To The Curb…

"Vive la Champagne, France!...uh, I mean, Happy New Year!"
“Vive la Champagne, France!…uh, I mean, Happy New Year!”

I want to take this opportunity to say that I started blogging in February and as this is a relatively new blog, it has seen a lot of action; some good, some not so good. But after the dust settles from dust-ups, set-backs, moves(criss-crossing the country and almost into Canada)tears, laughter, anger(a damn helluva lot of anger), frustration, screams, moans, groans, 50 million “I quits!,” and that’s just the GOOD! Just kidding. It ain’t ALL been bad! This ‘good’ girl gone bad nevertheless! Hell ya!

I would like to say that there are so many great people on WordPress that I have ‘virtually’ met and no, I did not say, “virtuously” because most of you know that you’re not ‘virtuous’. Don’t even try it! My bullshitometer is working on overdrive. But be that as it may, you guys are the best of the best. We’ve created our own press releases, our own hot-off-the-presses, our own awards and ceremonies We’ve recognized the creative genius in each other and we’ve had no problem sharing the fact that we’ve all learned and been inspired by one another. In this crazy, wacked-out cyber world we have here, we’ve somehow managed to find a little corner where we all come to connect and see what each of us are up to; what our hopes and thoughts are for a better world for everyone. We’ve had some fun many times because without humor, seriously…how would we make it through these hard times.

Mainstream media’s lies, half-truths and flat out contempt for the truth is what is spurring most of us to continue into 2014. If they refuse to be a voice for the voiceless; for the innocents who are slaughtered on a daily basis, for those who are detained without due process, for those who commit no crimes, but are incarcerated, for those who are homeless, jobless and lacking food and healthcare, then we will. Mainstream media has turned its collective back on the poor souls who are fucked and fucked up. We will not let their plight go unnoticed. We will continue to point out the disparities in income, education and incarceration. We will continue to shed light on corruption. We will continue to call bullshit, “bullshit!” We’re not slackers, we’re attackers of the lies. We want the goddamn truth! And by god, we’ll stomp a mud hole in some lying politician’s ass; quick, fast and in a hurry to get at the truth. Hell no! We don’t half-step, not a bit of it!

And so, as we head into 2014, we are all aware that the battle is not over. This year is going to be a pivotal one as this is the year for mid-term elections in god awful US of Amurderer. Guantanamo is still open, drones are still raining on the heads of innocents, our rights have fled the building and we are under assault, every day. Yet, we have not given up. Yes, we are fucked(I am SO eloquent, not to mention..nice)but even as we acknowledge this, we also acknowledge the fact that though we may be fucked, we’ve still got some semblance of fight in us and with what little we have, we will strive to push the fuckers back!

Get your pitchforks ready, sharpen your pencils, put your helmet on and let’s go get ’em!

Love and power to the peons!!!

Every voice counts and is needed and guillotine the motherfuckers!!!

Happy productive New Year!!!!

(Oh, and just call me “Madame Shabela!” I tell fortunes and give advice to the lovelorn and the fucked up) and business is booming, ‘doncha’ know!

The Reverend Is Back From The Spa! “Hallelujah!!!”

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“Good afternoon everyone! I find it hard to believe that a month has gone by. I must say that the time that I spend at the spa has a most rejuvenating effect. Most relaxing, calming and it just lulls me into a great mood to get me ready to preach the good word. Word up!”

“Now then, we have a lot to cover this fine Sunday afternoon and I shall get on with it in just a moment. But first, I would like to hear from my flock today. Are there any concerns that you may be having? You can tell me anything. That is what you pay me for. Hands please!”

“Yes, Sister Senior?”

“Reverend, I would like to say that I am so glad that the government ended the shutdown and raised the debt ceiling because I was wondering just how I was going to pay my tithes today if they had not ended their partisan bickering and decided to do the right thing.”

“Thank you Sister Senior for that most heartfelt concern and it is very ‘concerning’ to me also. I was unaware of a government shutdown since I was at the spa and told everyone that I was not to be disturbed unless a fire broke out. Now, you say that the government shutdown?”

“Yes, Reverend ‘Give Me All You Got’ Courtland, the government shut down for 16 days and it pains me to be the first to inform you. I hope that it does not interfere with the calming effect that your stay at the spa had on you.”

“Hold up just a minute, Sister Senior, I have got to place a call!”

“Obama!!!!” “What the hell is YOUR problem? Don’t you know that I have a flock of heathens who need to hear the good word as preached by me? I don’t have time for your games and your shit, do you hear me? The next time I come to Washington, the House and the Senate had best be in good working order or I will instruct the devil’s own minions to take his own!!!” “How the hell am I suppose to fleece this here flock if they fail to receive the money that they have paid into Social Security their entire working lives? If you think for one damn minute that I am going to sit idly by and watch while you steal from me, I mean, from my flock, you’ve got another think coming. The hell with you and your right leaning, anti-help the people, looking out only for your bullshit propagandist stance. I am the only one who can assume THAT stance and I’ll put up with no usurpers. Do you fucking hear me, you godless bastard!!!!????” What’s that? Guantanamo is still open? What the hell? You threatening ME??!!!! You fucking threatening me???!!! Look here!!! Just because your thugged out wife has become too hoity-toity since graduating from Harvard to give you a piece of her damn mind, don’t think that I won’t. I preach the good word every damn month and I have no problem filling your big ears with some much needed sermonizing. Now, listen and listen good, my flock are MINE to fleece, you got that? I don’t give a hot damn what you do with your own money, but if Sister Senior here cannot pay her tithes because of some bullshit about you withholding her funds, we got problems and I can tell you right now, you little shit, fuck with Sister Senior’s check again and I will show you that hell hath NO fury! Oh, it is a well known fact that you know that you are a hell bound hound, but just because you already know that hell has your cell ready, that ain’t all you got to worry about because I am all in the know. The deepest pit of hell would be too good for the likes of you. Don’t mess with my flock’s tithes and don’t mess with me! The hell if I’m scared of your ‘Guantanamo is still open’ threat! Kiss my holy ass, you lying, depraved twit!!”

CLICK!!!

“Now then, Sister Senior, if you have any more problems with hearing about how the government is going to confiscate your tax dollars, I would suggest that you and the other seniors who are members of this palace of worship, band together and take a damn stand. I cannot be everywhere at once. If I am at the spa, I am in no position to know what is going on outside those doors because when I am getting my massage, Edward Soothinghands just takes me to paradise. Hallelujah!”

“Is there anyone else who would like to apprise me of a situation that they think is so beyond the pale as to be untenable? Hands, please?” Yes? Is that you Brother Pimp?”

“Yes, Reverend, your honor. As you know, I’m a business man and you can appreciate how hard It would be to remain in business if my clients don’t have any money to pay for uh…certain services? I would like to state that many of my clients are Federal workers and because of the government shutdown, they were furloughed and many contracts were rendered null and void. Something has just got to be done. Thank you for your time.”

“Brother Pimp, now you know what the ‘buybull’ says in regards to your ‘business’ and though I must uphold what is in the ‘buybull’, I do however, understand that when it comes to paying the bills, somebody’s got to do it. Now, you just heard my conversation with Puppet Obama. Is there anyone else who was behind the shenanigans of shutting down the government that I should know about?”

“Yes, Reverend. Speaker of the House John ‘can’t get a boner’ was part of the problem. And since he is always drunk and can’t get it up anyway, he is not a client and has no wish to see anyone else get their freak on.”

“Brother Pimp, you mean to tell me that that pissy, crying ass Speaker of the House was helping to hold hostage you and Sister Senior’s ability to pay your damn bills?”

“Yes, Reverend, your honor!”

“Congregation, hold on just a minute. I got to place another phone call. Operator!! Get me Speaker of the House Weeping Eyes ‘can’t get a boner’ on the phone. Hey WeepSop, what the hell is wrong with you now? I realize that you’re a fucking drunk and a limp cock son of a bitch, but that is still NO excuse for playing games with my flock’s money. Get your pitiful act together and learn how to piss straight and piss their money right into their damn empty ass pockets. Did you fucking hear me??!!! What? A drone strike? What the hell do I care about a drone strike? I didn’t even think you spoke to Obama, much less ordered him to drone strike! Just who the hell do you think you are? Let me tell you one thing! Don’t mess with me! And don’t mess with my heathen flock! They need their money to pay ME! Did you fucking get that through that besotted, liquidized, Scotch soaked brain of yours? Come up out of that damn gaseous cloud of noxious alcohol fumes and get your fucking act together, you lazy asswipe!!”

Click!

“How in the hell am I supposed to get on with the sermon when I had no idea that my money, I mean, my tithes, uh..this palace’s tithes were being held for ransom by those who are supposed to make sure that this ship sits securely in her berth? I am afraid to ask, but is there anyone else who thinks that there is something that I need to be made aware of? Yes, Sister WorkTooHard?”

“Reverend, my little boy was kicked out of Head Start and…”

“Hold up, wait a minute!!! Do you mean little TearHellUp? Of course, HE was kicked out of Head Start, hell! I’m surprised that they put up with him for a whole day. He’s even now giving Brother Mafio and Brother Thlug a run for their money. Thanks to him, I am going to have to spend more money on bouncers up in here! For the love of…..!”

“No, Reverend, it’s not that. You see, the government when they shut down, they ceased funding to the Head Start program and also my WIC checks were held hostage and so I could barely feed little SoHungry here!” “Sob!”

“There, there now, we’ll figure something out. Sister Burnathat, get up and help Sister WorkTooHard with some tissues! Not with my box, you fool,  that box of tissues that feel like brillo pads rubbing your damn nose! Sister WorkTooHard, just what did YOU do about the fact that you failed to receive your WIC checks?”

“Nothing, Reverend, I was waiting on you to solve the crisis for me.”

“Waiting on me??!!! Didn’t you hear my sermon four months ago on apathy and complacency? Where were you when I was speaking of the need for all of us to come up out of this fog of materialism and to stop wallowing in self-fulfillment to the detriment of all else and all others? Why did you not take heed when I spoke of giving up material things and of helping one another? Did you not hear my sermon five months ago regarding, ‘Am I My Brother’s Keeper?’ Did not Cain get banned for killing Abel, claiming that he was not his brother’s keeper? Ye know not the scripture! Ye heed not the teachings, nor display the sense the Almighty gave to a goat! You look to me? Are you serious? Get some back bone and stand up for yourself! If you continue to lie down and take an ass whooping, are you not then going to continue to get one? I rest my fucking case!”

All right, now who else was behind this government shut down shit?”

“Uh…Reverend?”

“Yes, Deacon LukeDamFine, what is it?”

“Reverend, Senator Ted Cruz from Texas was, pardon my French, but he was hell bent on attempting to try and see to it that the government went into default and has vowed to not lose in the next government debt ceiling showdown which should take place in about three more months. We basically just got a three month reprieve. I just thought that you should know.”

“Well, well, well. Ted Cruz, eh? That teafuck was also responsible for this shit storm that was a direct result of this government shutdown bullshit? Hmmmmm! Operator!! Get me Teafuck Cruz on the phone! Now! Teafuck, I heard about your big display of arrogance, and while I was waiting on the phone, I was able to pull up a great deal about you and your actions that added to the injustices suffered by my flock because of your grandstanding and your tedious 21-plus hour quasi filibuster on the Senate floor. Even I don’t talk that damn long and I am from the South. Yes, I understand that in Texas, y’all do everything big, but for fuck’s sake, you have gone too damn far this time! You forget that I have some tapes on you! Remember those? You start some more shutdown shit in three months and I promise you that I will make them public property. I’ll hand your ass to you on a silver platter, literally. I got the goods on you, you little Teafuck prick!!!! Start some more shit and then read the damn news. Of course, you know firsthand what’s what. Again, start some more shit and your sins are gonna sit your ass back down! Hallelujah!!! 21-plus hours, indeed!”

“Now, then! On with today’s sermon. Flock, I know that I come across as crass and callous and all about money and yes, that is me. But I also care. I care when your tithes are held hostage by some crass, callous asshole who cares only about money. That is why I have hidden cameras in places only myself and one other person knows about and that is why I can pick up the phone and Obama and crew will answer because they know that I’ve got the ‘goods’ on them, so to speak. Because, trust me, what I’ve got on them is anything but ‘good’! I am going to break away from my former policy of not being ‘contactable’ while at the spa, but don’t think that you can take advantage of this new opportunity to reach me because if I find the reasons are foolish, again, hell hath no fury!! Do you understand me? Alrighty then!”

“Let me take this opportunity to state that for those of you who believe in the goodness of humanity, take those damn rose colored glasses off and take a good damn look around. Everyone is out for themselves, myself included. Now, my being a Reverend would make you think or believe in my inherent goodness, think again. I am a self-satisfying, self-centered, self-indulging hypocrite. But the difference between me and those whom I placed a call to is that they believe themselves to not be hypocritical. They do not hold themselves to the same high standards that I hold myself to. You see, I don’t lie to you. I know that my shit stinks and I am not afraid to admit to it. The Obamas and No Boners and TeaFuck Cruzs of the world will tell you that they don’t even shit, much less smell it. Wrong! They shit the most and it has the stench of sulfur. They are the evil oppressors of the world but they will tell you that what they are doing is for your own good. Don’t believe them. It’s hype and it is smoke and mirrors. They are worse than I am. They are worse than the devil in hell. Make no mistake, they do not have your best interest at heart. They only have the interests of their masters at heart, those who pull their strings. They are mere puppets who are controlled. Never think for a minute that what Obama tells you is an epiphany from him. It is not. He has been bought and paid for, the same as all the rest who would dare try and sell you a bad bill of goods that you’ve already paid for, twice. Remember, the Wall Street thugs were never prosecuted and now you know why. Because those who are in Washington are in bed with those who are Wall Street. At least I am an honest pickpocket, them, not so much!”

“And that concludes the monthly sermon of the ‘Church of the Holy Rollers’ Oktoberfest special edition. Amen!” “And don’t forget to hand me all 36 collection plates ushers! Ushers, did you hear me? Hot damn! Ass kicking is about to commence regardless of whether I want it to or not. Let me take my high heels off and…….!!!!!!”

Fear And Terror

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Let’s sponsor more terrorists and start some more shit.
War is never over; freedom takes another hit.

What excuse do we have? It really doesn’t matter.
We can always put the blame on some innocent mother.

She shouldn’t have gone shopping on that fateful day,
If she hadn’t she’d be alive and not out of the way.

We’ve done so much damage to many a culture.
We’re so evil and depraved; we put the blush to a vulture.

There’ll never be a target that we can’t find.
We practice on people, it’s how we unwind.

The simple things in life are drones and wars.
Among our assets are the ones behind bars.

We arm the rebels, they’re a motley crew.
They get the job done, it takes only a few.

Those who pull the strings are loving life.
They love to see the struggles, the tears and the strife.

We give them what they want and the pay is really good.
We keep the Blacks gated in an inner city hood.

With no chance to advance; they’ve got nowhere to run.
We gave them an option; we gave them a gun.

This is but a game and we don’t aim to lose.
How could we, with the weapons we use.

We cultivate hate; it’s all part of the plan.
You point the finger, but it’s at the wrong man.

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland
© 2013 Shelby I. Courtland

The powerful control us. They are why we are constantly at war. They are why we hate each other. They are why people have to strike for a decent wage. They are why prisons are overflowing. They are why a mother cannot shop in Iraq, nor in Yemen or Pakistan or even in America because we can be struck down anywhere and everywhere. We have no control over our destiny. We have no control over our own lives and our future. History has repeatedly shown that the U.S. government has funded terrorists and terrorism and the present day fear that many Americans are experiencing is due to the actions of our government. Our government is terrorizing us. A person could or could not be a terrorist and it all depends on who the government decides is a terrorist. For those of us who are war weary, we are just going to have to stay that way because the powerful want it that way. I would like to end this by saying, “peace,” but there is NO peace nor will there ever be “peace!,” not if our government has anything to say about it.

We Shall Now Bomb Syria Into Iraq!

Civilians gunned down by U.S. forces in Iraq...and a child covered in blood cries.
Civilians gunned down by U.S. forces in Iraq…and a child covered in blood cries.
Are we really any better than the Syrian government or the rebels, or whomever is alleged to have used chemical weapons?
Are we really any better than the Syrian government or the rebels, or whomever is alleged to have used chemical weapons?
Guess who is responsible.
Guess who is responsible.

Due to the allegations that the Syrian government has used chemical weapons against its own people, the U.S. government now feels justified in using military force in Syria. Even if the allegations are true, bombing Syria would not aid the people of Syria, quite the contrary, it would only add to their suffering. Shall we ask the dead in Iraq how bombing them helped them into their grave? Shall we ask those whom we tortured how it helped them cope with the after effects of dealing with having been tortured? Shall we ask them how it felt to see their country bombed to smithereens? Shall we ask them how they fared with an occupying force strutting around and killing indiscriminately? Shall we ask them how they were treated by employees of Blackwater? Video of Blackwater Contractors Driving Over Iraqi Woman – YouTube Shall we ask them what they thought of Halliburton?
FOCUS | Cheney’s Halliburton Made $39.5 Billion on Iraq War

readersupportednews.org/…/16561-focus-cheneys-halliburton-made-395…‎

Mar 20, 2013 – Dick Cheney’s Halliburton made billions of dollars from the Iraq war

Now, let’s move on to Afghanistan. Shall we ask the people how well they were treated by the U.S. military there?
US troops ‘urinating on dead Afghan bodies’ video used as ‘Taliban …

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…/US-troops-urinating-dead-Afghan-bodies-video-us…

Jan 12, 2012 – Footage showing American soldiers urinating on dead Afghan bodies has sparked outrage across the world – with Afghanistan’s leaders.

U.S. Troops Take Pics With Afghan Corpses. Again. | Danger Room …

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/04/afghan-corpses/‎

by Spencer Ackerman – in 4,583 Google+ circlesApr 18, 2012 – An Army aviator flies over Logar Province, Afghanistan, at sunset. … imagery taken by U.S. troops as they disrespected Afghan corpses

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/sep/24/us-soldier-jailed-afghan-civilians

Pvt 1st Class Andrew Holmes, 21, was among five soldiers charged over the “thrill killings” of the three civilians during patrols in Kandahar. The murders have been described as among the most serious war crimes charges to emerge from the Afghanistan war.

Holmes, from Boise, Idaho, confessed in court to firing a heavy machine gun at a boy from 15 feet away, after his co-defendant threw a grenade at him.

Hillary Clinton condemns ‘deplorable behaviour’ of US marines – video

Oh yes, Hillary Clinton ‘deplored’ the behavior of US marines, but then she, herself turned around and guffawed over the murder of Muammar Gaddafi. She’s all heart!.

Next!
Rolling Stone reveals how U.S. troops murdered Afghan civilians … senior officers failed to stop troops killing Afghans and keeping their body parts as trophies.

U.S. forces killed Afghan civilians, then cut off body parts and emailed pictures of them to each other and kept them as souvenirs. This is such a shining moment in our military’s history. Well, isn’t it? These depraved snakes represented us and now we are going to unleash this shit on Syria? Because Syria is not dealing with enough issues, it is now Syria’s turn to endure what the innocent civilians of Iraq and Afghanistan endured, and let us not forget what the innocent victims of Vietnam endured at the hands of the U.S. government and military.

Yes, some in Syria are requesting help in the form of military aid from the U.S., but they know not what can be unleashed when asking the U.S. government via the military to intervene. If the people of Syria think that they are dealing with a horrendous, untenable situation now, just wait until the U.S. gets involved. Hell hath no fury! And unfortunately, the people of Syria will get introduced to the hell that the U.S. has never had a problem in unleashing on ANYONE in ANY country or nation.

As much as I feel for the people of Syria and what they must be going through, the last country that they should be requesting help from is ‘US’ because the U.S. has a reputation of using chemical weapons on its own people. We have no moral high ground to stand on when we sprayed our own soldiers and the Vietnamese people with Agent Orange during the Vietnam War. We cannot take the high road when we ourselves are responsible for the soldiers who sickened after fighting in the Gulf War.

As many as 100,000 troops may have been doused with Sarin gas when the U.S. Air Force bombed a munitions factory during the war.

As many as 100,000 troops were exposed to Sarin gas when the U.S. Air Force bombed an Iraqi munitions plant, and other researchers have found a connection between the symptoms and the ACHL-inhibitors found in nerve agents, the anti-nerve-agent pills servicemembers took, and the industrial-strength bug spray troops used on their clothing and skin.
source:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/03/20/research-ties-gul-war-illness-to-brain-damage/1982817/

And then we have this!
US used white phosphorus in Iraq
‘Particularly nasty’

White phosphorus is highly flammable and ignites on contact with oxygen. If the substance hits someone’s body, it will burn until deprived of oxygen.

Globalsecurity.org, a defence website, says: “Phosphorus burns on the skin are deep and painful… These weapons are particularly nasty because white phosphorus continues to burn until it disappears… it could burn right down to the bone.”

A spokesman at the UK Ministry of Defence said the use of white phosphorus was permitted in battle in cases where there were no civilians near the target area. (and if you really believe that then I have a bridge in London to sell you!)

But Professor Paul Rogers, of the University of Bradford’s department of peace studies, said white phosphorus could be considered a chemical weapon if deliberately aimed at civilians.
source:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4440664.stm

Regardless of whether or not you think that the people of Syria would benefit by U.S. intervention, think about this. Has ANY country that the U.S. has ‘aided’ by the use of military intervention in recent years EVER truly benefitted from our presence there? Did we help in any way or did we only ‘help’ to make it worse? And I am quite sure that Dick Cheney’s friends at Halliburton are gleefully and smugly looking forward to more riches after we bomb the hell out of Syria, only to have Halliburton awarded contracts to ‘rebuild’ and the Blackwater thugs to aid in security. People of Syria, you may need help, but the U.S. is the last country you should seek ‘help’ from. Just ask the people of Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Pakistan and Libya.

Did The Terrorists Go On Vacation With Obama?

He doesn't look concerned about a 'terror' alert to me!
He doesn’t look concerned about a ‘terror’ alert to me!

What happened to the ‘terror alert’? Did the ‘terrorists’ all meet up with Obama on vacation at Martha’s Vineyard and decide to forego their ‘terrorist’ activities until Obama finished his golf game?

A ‘terror alert’ was declared and then President Obama went on vacation. Embassies and consulates were closed, tourists were warned and yet our president did not seem unduly concerned enough to postpone his vacation. I wonder why. Actually, I don’t because the ‘terrorist’ was taking a vacation on Martha’s Vineyard. If the ‘terror’ threat was so serious, would a vacation be in order?
Although, to be fair, I did hear of several drone strikes in Yemen and a couple of civilians who were not deemed ‘terrorists’ got drone struck but no matter. They are resting peacefully knowing that they were merely ‘collateral damage’ in the Obama Administration’s ongoing terror war with itself. We’ve got to be kept in line you know. And the way to do that is to play on our fears that the ‘terrorist bogeyman’ is still at large. Just because he had Osama bin Laden taken out, doesn’t mean that the threat is over. How convenient for Obama that Osama, even though he was the son of a billionaire, was found in a hovel watching a program on a 10 inch television screen. Osama was just waiting to be picked off. That Obama, I gotta tell ya, he’s a really crafty fellow who can be very charming and engaging. When not ordering the spying on U.S. citizens and allies of the U.S. and torturing whistle-blowers while ordering the dropping of drones, he can be found enjoying the many artery clogging burgers to be found at many Washington D.C. carry outs or golfing on Martha’s Vineyard or relaxing at Camp David. Golfing is his favorite hobby between ‘terrorizing’ others. It has a calming effect after torturing whistleblowers like Bradley Manning. Not to mention, he’s still upset with Russian President Vladimir Putin for granting temporary asylum to Edward Snowden. No wonder Obama needed a vacation right after putting U.S. embassies and consulates on high ‘terror’ alert because…well..because he could.

In Obama’s world, the sky is always falling even though it is caused by him. We must all prepare ourselves because the ‘terrorist’ never rests. My bad…yes he does…only this time, it was on Martha’s Vineyard.

Let’s Celebrate….!

"Mother of Exiles?"
“Mother of Exiles?”

Those of us who live in the United States of America have much to celebrate this July 4th, Independence Day. We should all proudly display the American flag because it represents our independence from British rule and hence a nation founded on freedom was born. We wake up each and every day in the land of the ‘free and the home of the brave’. There can be no complaints that we lack freedom because even our ‘money is free speech'(Citizens United) and by golly it spoke to the tune of over $5billion in the 2012 elections. Another great example of money over people, a bankroll over principles, hidden offshore accounts over paying taxes and yes, indeed that is most definitely something to celebrate.

We Americans have come a long way in ensuring that all citizens of this country are treated equally. We demand that the Indigenous Peoples of this land stop being shortchanged when it comes to what is rightfully theirs. We make damn sure that there is a level playing field for everyone. We not only had ‘no child left behind’ we have ‘no poor people left behind’. Everyone is housed, no one is lacking nourishing food, health care or gainful employment. Our power grids are the best in the world. Our roads and bridges are not in disrepair and on the verge of collapse. Pollution! What pollution? We have the cleanest air and water ever to be found, we would not stand for anything less. When we go to bed at night, we can sleep soundly in our beds because there is no need for people to engage in criminal behavior. Why should they? This is America! There is no need to rob or steal. Everyone can make it here, legally. We do not tolerate oppression, hate, disenfranchisement, division(separate but equal). There are no roadblocks to voter registration. We are free to place telephone calls to our loved ones without fear of being wiretapped. We can peruse the internet without fear that our keystrokes are being recorded by our government because this country was built on the premise of freedom from oppression. If you are oppressed, come here. We welcome you! The poem at the base of ‘Lady Liberty’ states just that.

Never let it be said that we condone drone strikes, war, torture, people detained indefinitely without due process. We mind our business and only engage in dialogue with other countries when asked. We are lovers of freedom and everyone in the world had better believe it because we are the torch bearers for freedom and justice for all! That is why every American citizen should celebrate Independence Day because America sets the bar high in freedoms for its citizens and that is a hard act to follow. We are to be envied because no other country has it so good!

“Damn! I just woke up!”