Trump’s Tweets About The Indictments!

 

Now, we have all heard about the recent indictments of close personal advisers of Donald Trump.

Asked what Trump’s thoughts were regarding his former campaign advisor, George Papadopolous pleading guilty to lying to the FBI, Trump tweeted:

I don’t even know him. He’s a Roman. I don’t know any Romans. This is a setup!

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

8:45 AM – Oct 30, 2017

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A White House spokesperson, who refused to go on record stated that Trump is not at all afraid of further indictments leveled at other people he doesn’t even know because no one in the media can be trusted and every report so far, has been FAKE NEWS. There have been no indictments and there will be no indictments. This is just a ‘witch hunt’ because the Democrats are still mad that Trump won the popular vote as well as the Electoral College vote. No one in his administration colluded with the Russians on anything. Donald Trump stated that he did not even know who Vladimir Putin was until he spoke with Sarah Palin at the governor’s mansion in Alaska during a vacation there and she alluded to the fact that Vladimir Putin was a friend of hers who frequently called out to her from his palace in St. Petersburg, British Columbia.

When Trump was advised that yet another one of his former campaign advisers had been indicted and taken into custody by the FBI, Trump again took to Twitter with a few choice words.

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If there was any real proof of collusion with Russia, I would have been indicted. Stop the FAKE NEWS!

2:11 PM – Oct 30, 2017

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When told that special counsel for the Justice Department, Robert Mueller has also leveled charges at Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, who were also former Trump aides, charged with “conspiracy against the United States, conspiracy to launder money and lying among other charges,” Trump was aghast! Trump was overheard exclaiming, “Who are these people?” “I am surrounded by imposters claiming to be my advisers when I have never heard of these people before. This is ALL Hillary Clinton’s fault!” “If anyone thinks to bring charges against me, I will have my day in court on Twitter!”

And so, once more taking to Twitter, Donald Trump had this to say:

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

This is all just a Halloween trick! Nice going folks, but you didn’t fool me!

2:14 PM – Oct 30, 2017

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And in an apparent Twitter storm, Trump continues:

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If Manafort wants the privilege of making millions of dollars laundering money, he should be allowed to ….

2:15 PM – Oct 30, 2017

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and Trump was not finished!

Donald J. Trump
‎@realDonaldTrump

If Rick Gates wants to conspire against the U.S. or other countries, he should be allowed to….

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Donald Trump, in a statement released to the press, had this to say, “Since these nice men are more than likely ‘white nationalists’, this is why they are being singled out to be made scapegoats of. This is what happens when a person stands up for what they truly believe in. I am calling for all ‘white nationalists’ to protest the Justice Department and FBI headquarters to demand the release of these patriotic, gun-toting white men who have gotten fed up with understanding that they will soon be a minority in America. And if they did indeed conspire against the United States, it is only because the United States has been overtaken by Mexicans and half-breeds. It is time to take our country back and they are breaking no laws. How could they? They are simply ‘white’ men making America ‘white’ again!”

Stay tuned for more updates and tweets as this is a breaking story!

Hillary!

There once was a thug named ‘Hillary’,
who laughed and cackled all day.
This witch was immune to prosecution,
 and she always got her own way.

Then in struts Weiner in his undies,
to an under age girl, he was sexting,
a picture of his crotch on the bulge
and now, a presidential race, it’s affecting.

The witch named Hillary is livid.
She thought she had it in the bag.
but a man by the name of Andy Weiner
just sank the election for that hag.

Donald Trump is just a’smiling and a’grinning.
He foretold of this many years ago,
that a Weiner would take ole Hillary down
and deliver the final, glancing blow!

When the dust has finally cleared away
and the loser has conceded to the Weiner,
will we each accept what just went down
and go home and ‘eat crow’ for our dinner?

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Well? Will we? LMAO! Even though, we should not be amused at this farce of an election, what can we do, eh? I for one, am not going to sweat it. And I do believe it is quite obvious that I don’t want that lying, blood thirsty warmonger, Hillary Clinton to win! Heaven and hell forbid! Damn! I’m glad I can’t vote this year because if I could, I would have held my nose and voted for Trump because I despise and detest that war whore far more than I dislike Trump.

“….And The Winner Is…Hillary Clinton!”

“….and the winner is…Hillary Clinton!”
Bernie Sanders gave up the ghost.
The FBI and Loretta Lynch
handed Hillary the election, with a toast!

Stand back boys and let that whore through.
Hillary Clinton, the warmonger’s favorite horse
to win, she will and she’ll keep them happy
with purses full, she’ll stay the course.

Now, Trump is dead last and that’s no lie!
The GOP has got the flu, that’s their alibi
for not attending the convention this July.
No SuperPAC for Trump and we know why.

I know that Sanders’ supporters have got the blues.
They don’t like the fact that by Bernie, they were used.
Stop moping and hoping that ole Bernie stayed true.
It was all part of the plan to keep you confused.

And did it work or did it work?
That’s alright, I know it hurts.
But, there’s always next time to ‘feel the Bern’.
Think of it this way, we’re getting our just desserts!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

It is over! The fat lady done sung! Who the fuck is surprised that the Clintons are never made to pay for the shit that they do? They get away with murder and even get rewarded for it too. Now, if that don’ tell you that this shithole is the epitome of corruption, avarice, hypocrisy and vileness, I don’t know what will. As much shit as Hillary Clinton has smeared and showing up on her ass, she manages to always come up smelling like a goddamn rose!

Donald Trump’s campaign is basically dead in the water. Those who make up the GOP are distancing themselves from Trump, left and right and even his campaign contributions are drying up like a carcass in Death Valley because those who back Trump will never be able to donate as much to Trump’s campaign as corporations donate to Hillary Clinton’s. Hillary Clinton has been from the gitgo, the warmonger’s whore horse on the track and even Donald Trump thought that he would have gone the way he’s always gone every single time he fakes throwing his hat into the ring. Trump has no choice but to limp his ass to the finish line, even though he is finished. And as for Bernie Sanders’ supporters? Excuse my ‘southerness’, but y’all got played!

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Madam warwhore president, Killar E. Clinton!” Now, remember to stand and clap!

Hey! NSA! CIA! FBI! Listed Are My Search Engine Terms..In Case Ya Missed ‘Em!

 

 

 

 

Shelby Courtland’s search engine terms for April 3rd, 2015 are as follows:

 

where can I find a Big Black monster dick

now that I’ve eaten, where can I find fresh out-of-season strawberries

where can I find edible underwear

my vibrator broke, where is the nearest repair shop

I’m out of whipped cream, where is the nearest farm

how to join the CIA/ISIS

how to make a bomb in 3 easy steps

how tall is the fence at the White House

where does Dick, The Torturer live

how can I get past airport security with a Glock

where on my body would they not check for Cuban cigars

I may be on a terror watch list, how do I find out for sure

how to make counterfeit money in two easy steps like the Feds

what is the balance in my offshore account

who do I have to blow to stop an IRS audit

how do I start my own pyramid scheme and not get caught

how to launder money like the big banks and get away with it like the big banks

how to start a for profit prison

how to start a tax exempt bullshit religious cult

So, NSA! CIA! FBI! Did ya miss anything? Now, come and pick my ass up! I fucking dare you!

 

 

 

 

 

You Rotten Ass Dirty Bastards! Fuck You!!!!

I just bought this goddamn brand new ass computer and the spying motherfuckers are at it again, attempting to crash and burn this one. Well, here’s some news for you spying ass motherfuckers, I got fucking backup! Blow this shit up and another one is waiting in the wings and believe me when I say this, I’m not a goddamn overzealous ass consumer and so therefore, I’ve put a bit put aside and if you fucking blow up the replacement to this one, well guess the fuck what! I’m going to get replacements for the goddamn replacements motherfuckers! Keep trying to shut me the fuck up and though you may make it expensive for me to push back on you spying motherfuckers, push back I will!! I ain’t fucking backing down without a goddamn fight!

It ain’t my motherfucking fault that you(the FBI) fucking look clueless with your calling for American citizens to snitch on each other because some have gotten fed up with your shit stirring and jumped the goddamn fence and joined some motherfuckers that the CIA trained and let loose. Just because you didn’t think those motherfuckers would turn on their own goddamn trainers is no reason to make a go at me just because I got the balls to put it out there how stupid all of you clueless fucks look! You ain’t fucking gotta like it.

Don’t fucking fuck with me and my shit just because the U.S. government looks more and more clueless, inept and stupid by the day. It’s not hard to figure out that the U.S. ain’t about shit! I live in this motherfucking shithole and I know firsthand that this shit is sinking like a stone. The only thing we got going on is the military because the cannon fodder ain’t got the sense God gave a goat and will still rush off to bully some helpless country that can’t fight back! The world now knows that we stand for not a goddamn thing but shit. We couldn’t bring goddamn freedom and democracy to an ant farm. We’d airstrike the ant farm, kill everything moving and take every goddamn thing the poor ants managed to build, grow and store.

Our fucking power grid is shot to shit! The western half of the United States is as dry as a vulture picked carcass. What money Americans have still managed to ‘earn’, they’re hoarding and even keeping it out of banks. The high cost of food has decreased Americans ability to spend on other things and so to compensate and do damage control, the U.S. government had to invent ‘terrorists’ so that that would give the military cannon fodder, a goddamn job to do as opposed to sitting around the bases going hungry because they ain’t got enough food stamps coming in and like I’ve stated, the fucking price of food, even on military bases, has risen.

So now, the stupid military grunt shits are fighting terrorists in Iraq and Syria that were trained by the CIA with complete knowledge of the NSA and of course to get the stupid American sheeple behind the carnage, Hollywood style videos were released of white men getting beheaded. Here’s an idea, if you want to make it all so believable, why didn’t you ship my Black ass over and have ISIS aka IS aka ISIL aka the Khorasan Group aka al-Qaeda aka al-Nusra Front aka Jabhat al-Nusra aka Jabba the Hutt aka The Backyard Barbeque Gang aka Beheaders Anonymous aka Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and insert next excuse to war on another country’s terrorist group here—>_____________ behead me? Your stupid shit is as transparent as glass if only people will wake the fuck up, take their goddamn rose colored glasses and blinders off.

And it is quite obvious that my blinders ain’t on and I’ve stomped the shit out of my rose colored glasses. I see quite clearly the deliberate destruction that the U.S. is perpetrating all across this planet on innocent people all in the name of fighting terrorists that the U.S. government fucking trained. Well if there are any terrorists, fucking U.S. government, your nasty ass, vile CIA made them. And the FBI ain’t no better. Asking people to spy on each other when we’re paying for the goddamn NSA to spy on us already, and now we are to do their job FOR them. Are you fucking kidding me? For real? Every goddamn FBI agent must use Velcro ’cause it would appear that none of you have the fucking brains to know how to tie your own goddamn shoestrings. Don’t like people pointing out this fact, then cut the bullshit and get with the program that all Americans ain’t on some simple ass foolishness like you motherfuckers apparently think we are! I didn’t just fall off the goddamn turnip truck, you fucking useless, clueless bastards!

Once again motherfuckers, I am going to continue to call your bullshit, “Bullshit!” You ain’t got to like it and you damn sure ain’t got to appreciate it, but there you have it. You can blow my shit up, and believe this, my shit will be back up and running, you nasty, vile, depraved, filthy, corrupt, perverted degenerates!! Fuck you!

America, The FBI Needs YOUR Help!

FBI asks public to help identify militant in Islamic State video

WASHINGTON – The FBI is asking the public to help identify a masked man who speaks in what is believed to be a North American accent in a video that Islamic State militants released last month aimed at Western audiences.

In an excerpt of the video released by the FBI, the man, dressed in camouflage and wearing a shoulder holster, speaks in English and Arabic as he stands in front of men he says are Islamic State prisoners.

“We’re hoping that someone might recognize this individual and provide us with key pieces of information,”

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fbi-asks-public-to-help-identify-militant-in-islamic-state-video/ar-BB8644K

So, let me get this straight. The FBI contacted the NSA and said, “A 55 minute video was released by Islamic State militants and someone speaking with a North American accent was featured and since you’re all in the know and in everybody’s business, tell us who this person is.” The NSA contacts the CIA and the CIA says, “uh…it’s one of our agents gone rogue. Try and keep this on the down low by asking for the public’s help. By doing so, we can stave off answering questions because the public will be so thrilled to play, ‘match that voice’ and ‘match these eyes that cry every night for you!”

So, Americans, if your brother is missing and he’s Black, that’s not him, he’s locked up. If your father is white and he has been tanning a lot lately and he is now missing, you might want to just pretend that he’s not missing unless you’ve got a grudge against him and if you do, contact the FBI and tell them that you think that that’s your dad, gone off to fight with ISIS because he lost his good paying job and then got laid-off when his new place of employment down-sized.

We are now to turn informant for the FBI which means, if you haven’t seen your neighbor for a couple of weeks, the FBI wants you to contact them and let them know this. They’ll proceed to SWAT up and shoot the place down, only to find that the neighbor dropped dead and no one cared and so, he was found rotting away or the neighbor simply lost his job and has been hiding out at home, hoping that the neighbors think his car broke down and he’s taking the bus to work. But tell the FBI anyway. We’ve all got to do our part to bring this dude with a North American accent to ‘justice’.

I am at this moment ‘manning’ the FBI tip line and so far, we’ve only had one caller to call in and say that her boyfriend is missing and she just knows he’s with a slut that he met the previous night at the Olive Garden and she wants to get back at him for it. We don’t want crank calls, people! This is serious! You have an obligation to your country to see that all terrorists are brought to justice, you know, like what’s been going down in Guantanamo and in secret CIA operated facilities in countries all across this planet.

Now, turn your fellow Americans in. Do it for ‘god’ and do it for your country! And remember, we Americans are the proud, the exceptional, the informants! Now let’s play, “Guess Who?”

Oh, and my 2nd guess? Zorro! ROTFLMAO!!!