White folks aka Hellmann’s vs. Miracle Whip are duking it out over in Ukraine and I do NOT have a problem with that. It’s about time Hellmann’s and Miracle Whip got to fucking each other up, instead of going all across the globe fucking up people with a darker hue to their skin.
But now the Hellmann’s and the Miracle Whips are all in an uproar and posting pictures of dead folk all over the place and oh what a problem that is for them because the dead are all Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips. AGAIN!!! I ain’t got NO problem with that. I even hear tell that Putin is going after the Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips in Poland. GOOD! He can just sweep all the garbage out the door. One less Hellmann’s and Miracle Whip Nazi for us to have to deal with because these Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips in the states are chomping at the bit to send those Nazis over here to help what’s already here, fuck us up. So Putin, deal with that shit so that we don’t have to because we got enough Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips on our asses and ain’t nobody posting poems and pictures showcasing what these Nazi motherfuckers have been subjecting us to. Oh hell no! But now that Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips are at each other’s throats, it’s a big ass problem. Not in MY book. I wish to hell I would get out the purple crepe, black armbands and violins and get to crying over some Nazi shit that would kick my ass just because I ain’t a Hellmann’s or a Miracle Whip. Y’all pasty motherfuckers are ALL alike and so no, there is no way in hell that I would ever post some solidarity shit with you pasty ass cocksuckers. Never you think it! So, keep posting poems of dead Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips and I’ll continue to be thankful to Putin for taking out the trash. I’m just sorry that hundreds of thousands of those pasty Nazis are going to be welcomed to this shithole by the same worthless, racist shits that look just like them. Like we don’t have enough problems over here.
This shithole ain’t got shit for those motherfuckers because this collapsing shithole is about done for and so where these pasty assed shits are going to put that other Nazi mess that’s headed here, I don’t know because there ain’t no housing. Our so-called ‘elected’ thugs keep postponing paying the national debt off, inflation is a bitch, food prices are out of the ballpark and what’s more, folks should be thankful they can’t afford that shit because it’s all toxic anyway. It’s about time we tried to get back to growing our own shit, but the problem is, even the soil is too toxic to grow anything that’s not poisonous. And these rich, racist shits over here believe that they are going to get the ability to wreak the havoc they’ve wrought on this planet, elsewhere. Well, let me disabuse them of THAT notion because they will NEVER get the opportunity to fuck up another planet like they’ve done this one, I don’t care how much money they throw at some dumb ass looking spaceship because no one EVER MADE IT THE MOON. That shit was just as fake as a six dollar bill. Whoever bought that load of bullshit ain’t got two working brain cells and that’s a fact because if these stupid shits had made it to the moon, they’d have been back multiple times by now. How many times have they claimed to have gone to the moon? I rest my case. They couldn’t even continue to send those space shuttles up because they were blowing up, but we are to believe that somehow, some piece of shit spaceship made it to the moon? Not hardly. But since they got stupid motherfuckers believing that bull, they can get y’all dumb asses to believe anything.
In fact, I read an article whereas Hellmann’s and Miracle Whips are wondering why the Black Africans didn’t collectively drop dead of coronovirus. You pasty motherfuckers will never get it will you? You made this planet too toxic for your own asses because you’re not from here. This planet hates your fucking guts and is showing it. You own every damn thing and your mission is to make everyone with a dark skin tone, poverty stricken, homeless, sick and fucked up. But now, the tables are starting to turn and you’re even turning on each other. GOOD! I’m loving it. You can kill each other off for all I care. It wouldn’t hardly fuck up MY day, that’s for damn sure!
All hail Vladimir Putin, he’s trying to stop the neo-Nazis! Thank you Vladimir Putin. I wish I could renounce my AmeriKKKan citizenship and become a citizen of Russia especially since Putin’s team discovered the bio-weapons lab that the U.S. is financing in Ukraine. But everyone is drinking the kool-aid and believing that Putin is the bad guy while that racist Joe Biden lies and can’t find his way around the White House. And now, these filthy motherfuckers done pulled Obama out because he is supposed to get the Black folks onboard to vote for those thuggish Dems come November. Fuck Obama and fuck the Dems. I hope the Dems get their asses handed to them in November. Fuck all y’all filthy motherfuckers. We see the writing on the wall.
Putting that Black bitch on the Supreme Court ain’t shit especially since she is married to Hellmann’s. She fucking a Hellmann’s and Black women are acting like that Black bitch is Jesus Christ because we ALL know that the whites done most definitely brainwashed the Blacks with that fake ass christian religious bullshit. More’s the damn pity!! Black folks ain’t about shit if they can’t see what the fuck’s in front of their face. You ain’t got no white savior coming to save you and ain’t no damn black bitch being on the Supreme Court gonna do a damn thing for you. Look at Clarence Thomas’s sellout ass. What has he done for black people since his ass been on the Supreme Court and he is also married to a racist neo-Nazi Hellmann’s. We surrounded by racists and sellouts. You ain’t got shit to vote for and that’s one reason why the Dems are hell bent on shipping those neo-Nazi Miracle Whips over here from Ukraine. But you just keep celebrating bullshit and pretty soon, with the way things are going, you’ll be eating a shit sandwich for breakfast because your ass won’t even be able to afford Ramen noodles. But you want to celebrate a Hellmann’s loving black bitch getting on the Supreme Court? Ever the fool, you are!!!
Vladimir Putin, keep the war machine revved up THIS time. It’s about time there was a war between Hellmann’s and Miracle Whip!!! Yeah! And go after Poland next and keep going!!! Thank you!!!!