“Black People Are Super Predators! Bring Them To Heel!” Said Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton kissing Down To the Ku Klux Klan. So Black folks, ain't she grand? Now, go vote for this shit!

Hillary Clinton kissing Down To the Ku Klux Klan. So Black folks, ain’t she grand? Now, go vote for this shit!

 

 

“Goddamn it! I said HEEL, you goddamn Black assed dogs!!! I’m your Massa’s wife and I say HEEL you Black motherfuckers!!!”

Hillary Clinton was heard using some extremely colorful language when giving a speech on the demeanor of Black people in AmeriKKKa since the official end of slavery. Apparently, there has been marauding gangs of Black Super Predators running amok and lynching white folks by the hundreds. They have also been gunning down white folks for merely attempting to sit at a lunch counter and partake of a sam’ich. They should know better. Lunch counters are not for these Black Super Predators! Lunch counters are for the Ku Klux Klan to socialize, compare schedules and figure out when there is a waning crescent moon, don those white sheets and hoods and commence to showing those Black Super Predators just what it means to invoke the ire of the overseers in this here plantation called, “AmeriKKKa!”

“We also have to initiate an organized effort against descendants of slaves…. They are not just ex-slaves anymore. They are often the kinds of fierce Black motherfuckers that are called super predators. No conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel, and the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort against descendants of slaves, everywhere.” – Hillary Clinton

“Now, we all know that the slavers were extremely careful with their slave cargo. Those Black-assed motherfuckers in the cargo holds were having all sorts of wild orgies; card games, shooting dice, ordering rum punch and prostitutes. No one even bothered to interfere with their horrible vices. To this day, I cannot figure out why we allowed them to come to AmeriKKKa in the first place to work good paying jobs because now, they have morphed into a race of Super Predators, just a preying on innocent white folks as they lie in their beds at night, counting angelic sheep and hoping against all hope that they get through another night without waking up to white sheets, hoods, torches and crosses. Bill and I have worried ourselves sleepless on how to bring these Super Predators to heel. We have finally found a temporary solution to the problem. We have taken up the gauntlet where Ronald Reagan left off. No MORE WELFARE QUEENS! And this time we mean it. Don’t bother with the statistics that prove that lily-white asses like mine are all up on the dole and hold the dubious distinction of having the highest percentage of recipients on welfare. Yes, they be white, but we will ignore the facts and continue to ‘white wash’ the shit in AmeriKKKa like we always do. There is no need to air our dirty laundry in public. That’s why we got hired help. Thank you Mexico! Where was I? Oh, of course. Not only did my dear philandering husband Bill, overhaul this nation’s welfare program, but he also signed into law that great trade agreement, NAFTA(North American Free Trade Agreement) on December 8, 1993, that literally decimated American jobs, sent them to Mexico and Canada. Once we had taken the jobs away from these Black heathen-like Super Predators, the next step was to find somewhere to house them before they burned down our great cities in search of food and some place to live. So Bill came up with the great idea to get tough on crime AND how!”

“My husband Bill almost swooned with joy when speaking of the ‘three-strikes law’, a $30billion dollar crime bill that created dozens of new federal capital crimes, mandated life sentences for some three-time offenders, and authorized more than $16 billion for state prison grants and the expansion of police forces. And by the time my husband left office in 2001, the United States had the highest rate of incarceration in the world of mostly Black Super Predators. We taught those Black-assed Super Predators just who was boss! We denied them good paying jobs by way of NAFTA and what NAFTA didn’t do, the criminal justice system accomplished. But these Super Predators are a wily bunch of hooligans and for some reason, they just refuse to all drop dead and now, here I am once again, attempting to ‘court’ their vote and hide my disdain, contempt and pure hatred for this sub-human species that we have tried to eradicate, but so far, to no avail. However, once I am elected president, I shall take up where Dear Bill left off because those Black heathens are just so forgiving and forgetful. There was a saying back in the good ole days between the slavers, ‘I sure hope Jeb that these Black heathens don’t have brains as big as their peckers!’ And you know what? They don’t!”

“So, yeah! Vote for me, you stupid Black motherfuckers! You’ll get just what you’re dying for. I shall see to it! And I’ve got a new campaign chant just for these Black Super Predators.”

‘I would hang you high myself,
but I wouldn’t want to soil my hands.
Mamie, come bring me some lemonade
as I wow these niggers in the stands.

They will vote for me, I am sure,
because their brains are the size of peas.
Just take a look at all those Black faces
wanting me to do to them just what I please!

I will take care of you  and that’s a fact.
You can believe that what I say is true.
You’ve forgotten what Bill did and now here I am.
We gone put y’all niggers back in the zoo!’

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland (temporary ‘chant’ writer for Hillary Clinton)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, to ALL the Negroes out there, go right ahead and vote for Hillary Clinton and when that warmonger hands you your ass on a platter, shut the fuck up! You got just what you deserve!

“Oh Dear, Bubba Dear!”

bubba dear and his flag2

 

As a southerner, I am neither appalled nor am I outraged over what Bubba Dear has done. ‘Homegrown’ terrorists like Bubba Dear are a dime a dozen here in the land of the stupid and the afraid; better known to most of you as AmeriKKKa.

Bubba Dear is giving us Amerikkkans, a bad name and that is a fact. I mean, for goodness sake, we just finished gorging ourselves on dead turkeys and now Bubba Dear comes along and makes a mockery of our ‘thankfulness’ over this Thanksgiving weekend. What a way to finish out this “We are all thankful for your bounty and for your blessings Oh Lord God on high and as we celebrate how thankful we are to be with friends and family, we look forward to the holiness of Christmas and the Christ child’s virgin birth yada yada yada. Damn! I just gagged my own damn self over that pile of horseshit! But thankfully, there’s that word again, ‘thankful’, thankfully we’ve got Bubba Dear to remind us just how thankful we ought be. I mean, here he comes ‘a riding in on his big white steed….uh…I mean, in his pickup truck just a gunning fer those awful sinners down at the Planned Parenthood clinic and snakes alive, Bubba up and kills a pole-eesmun and he don’t even get hisself full of bullet holes; he ain’t shot so many daggone times that he’s a looking like Swiss cheese. And the cops even stopped long enough to give us a word on why Bubba Dear commenced to killing folks at the Planned Parenthood Clinic. He was, according to the cops, upset about fetal parts selling. Even though it weren’t no fetal body part of any of Bubba Dear’s inbred offspring, he was still all het up over it and since he had been reading that magazine called, Southern White Supremacy Terrorism”, well Bubba Dear just got all sorts of crazy ideas and since all of us in the south and evuhwhere else in AmeriKKKa got at least 25 guns, well, it weren’t no problem a’tall fer Bubba Dear to pick amongst his cache and get ta shooting.

We is all surprised like, ’cause this don’t happen in Amerikkka on a regular basis. We is too busy going on and on about dat dar ISIS, which us in the south thought was a goddess, but we is catching up with the rest of the world and even though “The South Will Rise Agin!” we gone see to it that fetal body parts don’t get sold. Bubba Dear was just doing his patriotic duty by protecting ALL Amerikkkans agin the gubmint law that states that wimmins has the rights to kill bābeez! Now, don’t mine Bubba Dear’s lack of an edumacasion and the fact that Bubba Dear considers hisself ta be filled with the supremes ’cause he feels that he is supreme to Black folks. I’m gonna keep this clean and it is real hard ta do so since I just cum from a Klan meeting muself. I dressed in ‘white’ face ’cause I’m doing an article on ‘White Supreme Groups Who’s Who’. I must say that I certainly appreciate Bubba Dear here ‘outing’ hisself in ‘Who’s Who’ so’s I can check him off muh list since he is gonna be incarcerated fer a few days. Just long enough fer his comrade terrorists to ‘Go Fund’ him some bale monies. Don’t mine muh spelling. We ain’t too brite down here. Hell! Y’all see how Bubba Dear was living. He weren’t never one fer food stamps seeing as how dat dar is a gubmint run program and terrorists like Bubba Dear is agin a’seeking help especially since he said that Obama was gone personally brung him his food stamps if’n he applied fer dem. He said, “I ain’t abowt ta haf no nigger cum to my hawse and hand me no goddamn food stamps. I’d just as soon as hunt fer berries and shoot me a possum or two.”

But now that Bubba Dear has committed this heinous crime dat he don’t think is a crime, he’s gonna get fed by the very gubmint he was hell bent on being non-compliant to. Ain’t that something? Now, I gots to tell Bubba Dear’s homeys that he ain’t gonna be home fer supper tuhnight ’cause he’s  a dining in the big hawse. Dey should a told Bubba Dear to hold off of doing dat at least til after the Thanksgiving holeeday.

I want to say in closing that we is all thankful that Bubba Dear was cawt and dat he is where he belongs. However, please to consider that Bubba edumacated hisself and the only book dat he had was ‘See Dick Run’. Now, can you at least sympathize with the fact that his brain potential was nevuh fully realized? Can you come to terms with the fact that Bubba Dear thought that he was supreme? Unfortunately, dare are many mo Bubba Dears out dare and dey is gonna go off on a rampage and keel some folks.  Dey is worse den ISIS! So wave a webel flag for Bubba Dear tuhnight and say it wif me, “The Sawth Weel Rize Agin! Stop the selling of fetul bawdee pawts!” Now, ain’t we all ‘thankful’?