Who is Karen? Karen is a name applied to a white woman who causes a stir because she feels slighted in some way. She may be upset because she feels her rights are being violated (see grocery store I refuse to wear a mask Karen). She may feel the need to antagonize someone from another race for simply existing in a place she feels they do not belong (see why are you in this parking lot Karen). […]
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Who is Karen?
Karen is a white woman who realizes she was sold the beauty lie. She is not the standard by which all other women are judged. Most Karens are “normal” women who are not the standard of beauty anymore. There is nothing wrong with that! However, society has told her that white women should be 115 lbs., blond, blue-eyed, and perky, which makes them the most beautiful women. However, Karen is not 115 lbs. She is not blond with blue eyes. She is not perky! Her husband knows it too, and he keeps the beauty lie going. Today, she is treated differently, and she knows it. She is treated as a second-class white woman. It is just is not fair! Karen must take her frustrations out on someone. She chooses to get upset, yell, and marginalize people to let her anger out.
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Yep, ‘Karen’ is past her prime, ordinary looking and not at all happy about it. She obviously has a complex about herself because she knows that white women have a very short shelf life. Forget about looking ‘good’ after 30 because it is downhill all the way after that. You can’t hold your own against an actual cow and you know this, but that is no reason to take out your anger on someone whom you think is beneath you. Just because you’re over-the-hill, pasty, unattractive to any man and most likely ‘on the shelf’, you need to just resign yourself to the fact that if you ever had any glory days, they are over. It is no one else’s fault. Deal with the hand you’ve been dealt, ‘Karen’ and stop making the lives of others a living hell just because yours has become one.
No Black woman is to blame, ‘Karen’, if you are married and your man has started wandering. There is no need to call the kkkops on ANY Black people just because that will give you a momentary burst of endorphins. That is fleeting and you will still be ordinary, over-the-hill, probably plump and your husband doesn’t want you any more. It is no Black person’s fault that your man refuses to sleep with you. He will still be chasing a younger woman and so your anger at Black people will avail you nothing. It will more than likely cost you your job, your friends and may impact your credit rating and your bank balance because you will be outed for the racist, hating bitch that you are, ‘Karen’. So save yourself some extreme embarrassment and more than likely, bankruptcy and a failed marriage and stop calling the kkkops on Black people just because you are past your prime and not hardly liking it. Even after you call the kkkops on Black people, you will still be you, ‘Karen’, and there is nothing that calling the kkkops on Black people can do to change that no matter how hard you wish upon a star.
And if you do lose your job, you could always become a ‘sex worker’, but then I highly doubt you’d find a decent pimp to take you on because he knows he’d make no money off of you. You’d just be a $2.00 whore. And can’t no pimp keep that pimp look making a dollar and fifty cent off your hag ass, ‘Karen’. And you certainly couldn’t pay your bills with the fifty cent you’d be left with and base that on any client that may display some interest in you and you’d more than likely get about 2 clients a night and that’s only because they’d already be too drunk to see straight. Face it ‘Karen’, you’re not even good prostitute material. And don’t even bother showing up at a strip club. Why, they’d laugh your ass right out the door and all the way over to your moped before you could blink twice, much less have enough time to call the kkkops just because you’re pissed off over being an old, ugly, pasty-faced, washed up hag.
Just think of it this way, ‘Karen’. At least you still have your ‘white privilege’, for what it’s worth, which is not much since you’re old, used up, plump, haggard and just not attractive at all. But at least you won’t get followed around a store. You won’t get pulled over and harassed or shot dead because you’re not Black. You won’t be denied a loan because you’re not Black. You won’t become a victim of gentrification because you’re not Black. Your children will not be the faces of the school-to-prison pipeline because they’re not Black and the list of the like is endless. And so, you see, ‘Karen’, I have given you many reasons to still think highly of yourself without having to resort to falsely accusing Black people of doing shit to you just because you hate yourself ‘Karen’. Because you do hate yourself, for why else would you do what you do ‘Karen’? You hate yourself and what you’ve become so bad that you are willing to get Black people killed just so that you can feel ‘good’ about yourself. And so, do you know what that means, ‘Karen’? It means that you are also mentally disturbed. Get some help for that shit, ‘Karen’. There are many therapists out there who look just like you and since they are also ‘Karens’, they will know exactly how you feel. They’ll prescribe some shit that’ll have those endorphins going strong in no time flat. Try it ‘Karen’, you’ll be glad you did and for the love of Maybelline and Mary Kay, get the fuck over yourself!