Exposing Amtrak’s Lies

It is just too easy exposing these different entities because they don’t even bother to lie very well. I was trying to make reservations using Amtrak’s automated telephone system and the automated system kicked me over to a representative. When I spoke with a representative, they immediately hiked the price of the tickets, claimed that there were no seats left at the price that I saw online. The only reason a price hike occurs is if there are no seats available for the seat selection you request. The train is only half full and there were plenty of seats available at the price the website quotes. But Amtrak has sabotaged the automated system so that you cannot make reservations via that route because then you would get the cheaper ticket. They are forcing a person to have to put in their information on their website and potentially get hacked or call in and speak to a representative and get lied to as to why they are quoting you a higher price for the same seats that you would pay a cheaper price for online. This mess has gotten to be beyond ridiculous! I am going to continue to expose this mess as it occurs.

As you can see, the lies just continue and I had to eventually hang up the phone because no one ever came on the line from customer care. There is no real customer care at Amtrak or any place else for that matter. It is quite obvious that that ship has sailed.

Greenbrier Management Company Is A Corrupt Corporation! No New Renters Are Moving In, So Cheat The Current Tenants Out Of Their Money!

Take a look at this! Explain how a company can get away with changing what their original documentation says just because a leak caused me to have to contact some folks to get the work done as a result of a severe leak that was not caused by us. And so now, Greenbrier Management Company has decided that they have found a way to make us pay for the work that needs to be done. This first document I received after I was featured on a local news station. Greenbrier Management Company’s Vice President, Eddie Duke was very anxious to speak with me when he found out that I was going to be featured on the news and he reached out to me. I have that telephone conversation recorded and in it he even states that “If I was ever around, I’d even help you up the hill pushing your walker.” Why he didn’t choke while spewing THAT shit, I’ll never know.

Check out the next garbage from Greenbrier Management. The rent hike has gone from $50 with a water fee of $5 to a rent hike of $100 and a water fee of $40. What the hell! This is what goes on in Lynchburg, Virginia ALL the time. Like I have said many, many times before, the shit these racists come up with would curl your toes. And I am going to keep exposing the racist, foul ass vile shit they do!

This is the notice that I received from Greenbrier in January. And as you can see, this is the first version since it even states that the “Website: COMING SOON!”

 

Look at the notice below! Take a real good look at that shit! This is what we received today. Do you see anything different about this notice? The rent hike has increased, the water fee has increased and for the units that have washers and dryers, there is now a fee for that. Want to know why? Because no one is renting out these so-called ‘renovated units’. No one is beating down the door trying to crawl all up in this shithole. The weed odor out here has me running trying to escape from it, so how is throwing a few new appliances in a small ass unit going to make someone want to spend the amount of money Greenbrier is demanding to live with potheads and not to mention, the police are out here frequently and last week, when I walked outside, the apartment beside this one had a trail of blood leading from the front door on down the sidewalk. I don’t know if someone is dead in there or not. But this is what is going on out here at Bramblewood Apartments. The tenants already here are having their rents jacked up because no one new is trying to move in here. There are no moving trucks pulling up unloading nobody’s ass and their furniture all up in here despite the big “LEASING” signs out front. And as I type this, the smell of weed is saturating this room. I had to get up and shut the door because that is all these people do, is drugs. Next door to our apartment, a woman lives with her 4-year old son and I hate to imagine the upper respiratory illnesses he is going to experience as he gets older because he is constantly breathing in cigarette smoke and weed because his mother’s boyfriend is a drug dealer. So, I guess the drug dealer boyfriend may have messed with someone’s drugs and got sliced. Maybe that is why there was so much blood in front of their apartment. So, anybody want to move here??!!! They got available ‘renovated’ units. Just don’t have breathing problems like asthma, emphysema, COPD or any other upper respiratory problem and if you don’t have them, you soon shall from breathing in the toxic fumes from other tenants while you pay out the ass to do so.

This is the letter that we received today and as you can see, it is a later edition because it now has the website information included.

 

Did I not state in previous blogs that this filthy racist shithole is like a fiefdom? Now, you are getting a clue as to what I mean. These racist shits just change the rules as they see fit and it matters not that there is a whole TV news station that has Greenbrier Management’s Vice President, Eddie Duke, telling the reporter that our rent would go up $50 and yet, we just received this today, stating that the rent would go up $100. Where else could get away with that? This is why I have stated to those who come to this blog, NEVER, EVER, EVER COME TO LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA BECAUSE BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL REGRET IT. YOU WILL REGRET EVEN KNOWING THAT SUCH A RACIST PIECE OF SHIT BURG EVEN EXISTS. DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO ATTEND THESE RACIST COLLEGES HERE, ESPECIALLY PARENTS OF BLACK CHILDREN, DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILDREN HERE!!!

I stated on another blog that contains the pictures of what this fucked up unit looks like thanks to severe water damage from a massive leak, that Greenbrier Management was robo-posting about their renovated apartments on Craigslist. Who needs to do that if folks are beating down the damn door trying to rent this shit? That’s the problem they are having. No one is beating down the damn door to rent this bitch because they see how Greenbrier Management treats the tenants they already have and so who in their right mind would move in this shit? You will be charged for farting too loud and I am so NOT kidding! But you couldn’t smell farts for the weed. As soon as you turn into this complex, the odor of weed hits you like a ton of bricks. And don’t get me started on the fights. Just the other week a woman was in the middle of the parking lot looking for a baseball bat to use on her boyfriend’s car. Does that sound like a place that someone wants to spend over a thousand dollars to rent? They can’t give these apartments away because if you go on Craigslist, Greenbrier Management has instructed the manager of Bramblewood to, apparently, talk about ‘free rent’ to new move-ins. As pressed for money out of us as they are and they are talking about ‘free rent’ incentives to get people to move into this fucked up complex? It reeks of desperation because, AGAIN, Greenbrier’s Vice President, Eddie Duke, was quoted by a reporter stating that the rent would go up $50. But now it’s $100???!! And a water fee of $40??! WTF!!! Folks, I can’t make this shit up! And truth really is stranger than fiction. Stay tuned because there’ll be more of this shit to come, I am sure of it!!!

Oh and before I forget, call Greenbrier Management and Bramblewood and tell them you want to live like this!

Look at the ceiling!!! Call Greenbrier Management and you too, can get this!!!

And you also want to live like this!

Call Greenbrier Management and tell them that you would dearly love to pay out the ass to have your ceiling come crashing down on you!

As you can see, there is no way that I can get through there with a walker!!!!

Call Greenbrier Management and tell them that you want to pay over a thousand dollars so that you can trip over wires for two weeks!

 

Greenbrier Management Company

And if you do, call the office at these numbers and tell them, you want to move on out here and smell pot every single day, see a puddle of blood on the sidewalk belonging to someone from inside your neighbor’s apartment, see fights out in the parking lot, see the police in and out of here, hear booming bass drumming in your ear and you want to pay over a thousand dollars a month for that shit! And you also don’t mind if they do rent hikes every other day.

(434)515-0466 and

(804)380-5293

What the Media Isn’t Telling You About Ukraine [Video] — United States Hypocrisy

Video on the history of NATO’s expansion and the U.S. backed coup in 2014

What the Media Isn’t Telling You About Ukraine [Video] — United States Hypocrisy

SIGH!!! Here we go again!!! People, who do you think NATO is and what do you think NATO has done and continues to do? The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, also called the North Atlantic Alliance, is an intergovernmental military alliance between 28 European countries and 2 North American countries. Established in the aftermath of World War II, the organization implements the North Atlantic Treaty that was signed on 4 April 1949 and its main purpose is starting wars in other countries, murdering the leaders of other countries and installing puppets of the United States and stealing and absconding with everything not nailed down. And of course, the United States is a member of NATO because the U.S. wanted to continue to have its nose poked in European countries after World War II. Ever the warmonger, this nation is.

 

But of course, as per usual, the stupid Americans are onboard with thinking that Russia is the bad guy when all along, the usual suspects are guilty and that would be all countries that make up the NATO alliance and that includes the United States of America. This country will never miss a chance to use all of that money that is allocated towards an already bloated military budget. Meanwhile, evictions all across this shithole are at levels never seen before and not to mention, coronovirus seems to have all but fled the building. How coincidental. The stupid Americans should be wailing and screeching from every dilapidated bridge about the fact that evictions are soaring like mad and it’s got nothing to do with property tax increases, or maintenance costs and has everything to do with outright greed because investors are buying up entire apartment complexes and are throwing people out just because they can. This plandemic was a setup to sink the rest of the small businesses since small businesses had to close while Kroger, Costco, Walmart, H-E-B, Amazon and the liquor store were allowed to remain open and since millions more people have been consigned to the ranks of the abject poor, in steps the billionaires to scoop up property, increase the rent by 600%, thereby forcing people out onto the streets which means they’ll be locked up on vagrancy charges and will feed the FOR PROFIT Prison Industrial Complex. Ever notice those new huge warehouses that’s been built? Probably not, but I have. They were being built even before the plandemic because since ALL of this was planned, those who were doing the planning were getting those warehouses built next to the new prisons they’ve built for all of you who took out a fraudulent PPP loan and for those of you who had legitimate businesses, but who could not get a loan because the government intentionally misdirected those loans to people it knew had no businesses and so the few remaining mom and pop businesses had to shutter their doors and that is still continuing to this day. A win/win for the government because slavery is still very much a part of the fabric of this stolen nation by way of the 13th Amendment. The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution abolished slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime. The amendment was passed by Congress on January 31, 1865, and ratified by the required 27 of the then 36 states on December 6, 1865, and proclaimed on December 18. How very convenient, wouldn’t you think?

 

Therefore, make us ALL criminals. Lock us up and there goes that pesky shipping problem since we don’t make shit over here in the states. There goes that pesky pay a living wage to your worker problem and a whole lot more that corporations considered to be pesky little problems that bothered their bottom line. Focus everyone’s attention on a so-called Russian aggression towards Ukraine like back when Obama was president, these shenanigans went down and the U.S. was sending Neo-Nazis to Ukraine to overthrow the leadership and fast forward and what’s changed? Only the stakes. They’re much higher now because everything is going as planned. Americans are brain dead, obese, hypnotized zombies and you know this to be true because if it weren’t, wouldn’t there be mass outrage expressed every single day in the streets in every shitty city? But where is the outrage? On Instagram? Facebook? Youtube? Twitter? Oh, there are a few whines and moans, but that’s it, that’s all because like I’ve already stated, Americans were pumped full of toxins placed in the food, water and air in order to make them compliant, apathetic, lazy, clueless and basically brain dead. And now look around you. No one needed to take your guns from you because the only thing you’re doing with those guns is lazily raising them to kill a member of your household which is occurring according to the news, daily. And now, the U.S. government is already screeching about refugees from Ukraine heading west. The U.S. government just sent planeloads of Afghan refugees over here and there are commercials asking regular American citizens to house and feed the Afghan refugees when we, ourselves are facing homelessness and starvation and so now, there are going to be commercials touting the need for us to help house the refugees from Ukraine. SERIOUSLY???!!! For the love of!!!!! I’m done. Stick a fork in me, I am done!

Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron Is A Liar About What Happened To Breonna Taylor And The Grand Jury Is Having None Of It!

Kentucky Attorney General, Daniel Cameron. Just look at that smirking, self-satisfied, lying bastard. It just makes me want to smack all the black off his ass! I seriously become unhinged every single damn time I see a picture of him. My blood just boils!!

 

 

I cannot stand looking at that self-satisfied, smirking, greasy looking dog because he looks evil, corrupt and criminal and so it is no stretch to believe that he is also a flaming liar. And yes, I am talking about Kentucky Attorney General, Daniel Cameron, the protégé of that turtle-faced Mitch McConnell.

‘Aggrieved’ juror in Breonna Taylor case wants grand jury recordings released, attorney says

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An anonymous grand juror in the Breonna Taylor case believes “certain questions were left unanswered” and is seeking to let the public know, Louisville attorney Kevin Glogower said on behalf of his client Tuesday morning. “My client is ‘aggrieved,’ to use that term, that what was presented is not being publicly disclosed,” Glogower said. Truth and transparency are the driving factors in his client’s actions, he said.

The motion the grand juror filed accuses Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron of using the grand jurors “as a shield to deflect accountability and responsibility for those decisions” and says that has led to “more seeds of doubt in the process.”

I have said multiple times that protocol was not followed the night the kops bust down Breonna Taylor’s door and murdered her. And now, even a member of the grand jury is outraged over the fact that Daniel Cameron has put the lack of any substantial charges against the kops that murdered Breonna Taylor, onto the grand jury.

Also, I cannot remember when I have heard of a member of the grand jury suing to get the truth out. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe, I’ve been living under a rock and just didn’t notice the number of times a member of the grand jury has sued to get the truth out. And apparently, what we have been led to believe is NOT the truth, but then, I already knew that. Kops LIE ALL THE TIME! That is their playbook; lie, lie and lie some more. If you only knew.

Ballistics report raises questions in Breonna Taylor shooting

The ballistics report from the Kentucky State Police on the Breonna Taylor shooting could not determine that the boyfriend of Breonna Taylor shot one of the officers who unleashed a barrage of 32 bullets into her apartment, contradicting statements made by the state attorney general, according to records obtained by ABC News.

Steve Romines, one of the attorneys for Kenneth Walker, said “the Kentucky State Police’s own ballistics report could not determine that Kenny’s shot is who hit Officer [Jonathan] Mattingly.”

So basically, what this is saying is that they don’t even know if a bullet fired from the gun that Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend used actually hit one of the Klan kops. And what in the world??!! They fired THIRTY TWO BULLETS, that’s 32 bullets into an apartment that they had no business at in the first damn place. That right there is just unconscionable! And the shit gets worse!

Breonna Taylor Case: New Bodycam Footage Shows Officers Involved In Shooting Breaking Protocols

VICE News reports that the received footage — that constitutes recordings from 45 different body cameras — is a part of an inveistage file that was compiled by the Louisville Metro Police Department’s Public Integrity Unit that was shared with the attorney general’s office in Kentucky. And the depicted footage allegedly showcases officers breaking multiple department policies, which also corroborated some of the testimony of Taylor’s boyfriend, Kenneth Walker.

In the footage, allegedly, none of the seven officers that were at Taylor’s residence were separated and paired with an escort after this incident which is a violation of the LMPD’s policy which states that officers, involved in critical incidents, have to be paired with an escort offer at the scene.

Detectives Myles Cosgrove, Brett Hankison, Mike Campbell, and Lieutenant Shawn Hoover, are all still depicted on scene, walking freely with their guns out.

In the body-cam footage, an officer can be heard screaming at Walker while he’s already complying with their commands. “Walk straight back or I will send this dog on you!” the officer yells. When Walker yells back asking what he did, Hankison can be heard saying “You’re going to prison, that’s what’s going on. For the rest of your fucking life.”

WOW! So, who is doing the lying? And newsfuckingflash, it’s not Kenneth Walker. And those things; those corrupt, criminal monsters are the ‘good’ guys? Are you fucking serious? The man’s girlfriend is lying there dead, shot to death by kops illegally entering their home and one of those racist thugs, who I at first thought were in uniform, but I have since found out that they were not in uniform and that there is a general consensus among Breonna Taylor’s neighbors that they did NOT announce themselves or knock, has the unmitigated gall to yell at Kenneth Walker, Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend at the time, that he would “send this dog on you,” and that “you’re going to prison, that’s what’s going on. For the rest of your fucking life.”

I am just sitting here dumbfounded. Why am I? Because this type of shit is the norm and that is a BIG HUGE problem because now there are calls to cease and desist with de-funding or disbanding the police force because of some supposed spike in crime when those criminals are NO better than what’s out on the streets carrying on. How is giving thugs a gun, a badge and a license to kill any better than those who are doing the same thing, only without a gun, a badge and a license to kill? There should be standards and it is crystal clear that there are NO standards because this is not the first time that this has happened and unfortunately, it will not be the last. Which one of us is next?

And that damn smug-faced, lying ass Daniel Cameron needs some damn charges filed against his ass and they can start with obstruction of justice, lying in an official capacity, withholding evidence from the grand jury, falsifying documents and the list is endless. I would dearly love to be the one to handcuff his ass and haul him in because you can damn well better believe that his ‘appearance’ would be altered’ and yeah, I know that makes me no better than that bastard, but I see it this way, that’s one for Breonna Taylor because it is quite obvious that she never stood a chance. They shot THIRTY TWO, that’s 32 bullets into her home and at least 6 of them hit her and those criminal, corrupt thug kops never even glanced in her direction to try and render aid, they just pounced on her boyfriend, threatening to unleash a dog on him, while also threatening that he will spend the rest of his life in prison, for trying to protect his girlfriend, himself and their home from intruders? For the love of !!!!!!!

It speaks volumes when a member of the grand jury feels the need to sue to get the truth out because we all know that when it comes to Black victims, the grand jury just returns “No indictment for kops,” but to go to the extent of seeking out a lawyer because you’re listening to the lies put out by Attorney General, Daniel Cameron, and you are not going to be a party to that, you file a lawsuit so that everyone can be privy to the truth. Whether we will ever really know ALL of the truth in what transpired at Breonna Taylor’s apartment, I don’t know. But what I do know is that some foul ass, criminal shit went down and the criminal was not Kenneth Walker nor was the criminal, Breonna Taylor. We should ALL know who the REAL and TRUE criminals were; the fucking kops that bust down Breonna Taylor’s door and then tried to put the blame for what went down on Kenneth Walker and on Breonna Taylor. How do you murder a woman who was asleep in her bed and then only charge one kop with endangering the murdered woman’s next door neighbors wall? That shit doesn’t even make any damn sense. It will never make sense because some damn criminal kops need to be behind bars for murdering Breonna Taylor and Daniel Cameron’s sellout ass should be sitting right in there with them; that’s what the fuck needs to happen. And still, that will NOT be justice because nothing can bring Breonna Taylor back, but what was done to her should not be allowed to get shoved under the rug with a shrug and a “no harm no foul,” mentality from that coon sellout,  smug faced, lying Daniel Cameron. If I saw that motherfucker on the street, he would most definitely make me catch a case and I am so NOT kidding. It is something about him that exudes evil, depravity and corruption. I know a snake when I see one and Daniel Cameron is most definitely, a snake. Sorry snakes, but, it is what it is.

And if you seriously think the shit ain’t real, read this! I originally blogged about it in 2018.

St. Louis undercover cop claims officers beat him during anti-police protests

A St. Louis cop is accusing his own police department of pummeling him while he was working undercover during a protest in 2017 – and then trying to cover it up.

Detective Luther Hall’s lawsuit filed this week in U.S. District Court alleges that his colleagues slammed him down twice and then beat him with batons and fists days after former officer Jason Stockley was found not guilty of killing a black man, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports.

Just so you know that kops LIE ALL THE TIME! A Black-assed cop is suing the police department he formerly worked for because the Klan kops are lying about them giving him a vicious beat down that put paid to his spy snitch duties in the police department. Ain’t that some shit!!

Black-assed St. Louis cop, Luther Hall, had to file a lawsuit against the police department because his ass was given the assignment to infiltrate the protests and make a note of those who needed to be arrested for their conduct, but the police chief failed to notify the Klan kops on the force that one of their ‘own’ would be undercover and so undercover spy snitch cop, Luther Hall got his ass kicked and kicked good to the point whereas he can not return to his duties of being a spy snitch cop for the white man against those who look like him. So yeah, ask this dude, Luther Hall, how it feels to go up against the Klan kops in St. Louis and he will tell you, “It don’t feel so good!” Dude cannot even hobble across the floor without knowing who is responsible for that shit; he is. He should never have signed on to spy for the whites against his own kind and now, he wants a check for that shit. He wants to sue the racists who he willingly engaged with like he didn’t know what he was doing. Luther Hall got just what he deserved, but Breonna Taylor did NOT! And neither is Kenneth Walker, her boyfriend, but at least he is still alive and lawyered up and so hopefully, he will receive some sort of compensation for what those damn corrupt criminal thugs with badges, guns and licenses to kill did to him and hopefully, Breonna Taylor will not just be allowed to fade to a distant memory and a “That’s it, that’s all folks,” scenario. Anytime I read ANYTHING as it pertains to Breonna Taylor and the criminal injustice system that refuses to see that justice is served, I am speaking out on it. Count on it!

This Is How Racist AmeriKKKa Is – The Series, Part I

I currently reside in a small town in Virginia. It is the place of my birth and even now, I am in the process of getting the hell up out of here, but just to give my readers a clue as to how racist AmeriKKKa is and always will be, I am about to take you on my journey of racism hell that myself and those I love have been on since day one in this racist shithole called AmeriKKKa.

Some of you have most likely read about the fact that I am taking care of a severely mentally ill family member and his care since he has been in this town has been fueled by racism to the point whereas he has been lied on by these racists here and was actually thrown out of the only medical facility that is in this racist town. In fact, his new case manager attempted to find a solution to the fact that he is without a doctor thanks to racism and she got nowhere for her efforts. My cousin’s case manager called him and told him that the CEO of the facility where he was receiving racist care told him to go to another city to seek care for his medical conditions. We have just come back from having traveled over four hundred miles, round trip to get health care for my cousin and this we will have to do every single time he has to go to the doctor, hence yet another reason for me to leave this particular racist hell! Below is the letter he received from the facility that is also racist as hell! And another sad ass fact is that this racist ass facility has the nerve to be on so-called “Martin Luther King Jr., Boulevard!” Now how sick and twisted is that shit? Denying a Black man care because they want to fuck him up, but since he’s not having it, then he can just get the fuck on up out of THEIR racist ass facility on MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BOULEVARD! Seriously???!!! This is how fucking racist AmeriKKKa is! So cut that bullshit out about some post-racial shit!

For these racists to state that my cousin “exhibited unsafe behavior toward staff” is a bald-faced lie! And to state that he refused to cooperate with their ‘care’ strategy is another bald-faced lie! He just refused to help them to further destroy his health. He never received a warning about any “exhibited unsafe behavior toward staff” nor was he ever told about how he “exhibited unsafe behavior toward staff.” And since I was sitting right beside him, I would have been privy to any “exhibited unsafe behavior toward staff,” but since I am also Black, then I don’t count as well. Newsfuckingflash! I recorded every single session he had with those vile, vicious, flaming racists and so I cannot wait to play those tapes at the hearing for this next lawsuit. This is why when you are in a one-party consent state, which means that you are the only party that needs to give consent in order to tape motherfuckers, then use it to your advantage!

The only reason those stomp down, vile, vicious, flaming racists put him out of that facility is because I filed not one, but two complaints with the medical board and received not one, but two cases since both had merit and those stomp down, vile, vicious, flaming racists did not want to continue to have their shit investigated. They want to fuck Black folks health up and do it on the down low. Expose the dirty ass shit they’re doing and they cannot have that because then they can no longer smile in our face while pretending to help us when they are doing everything they possibly can to make sure that we leave up outta this hellhole in the most agonizing manner possible because when we do, they’ve even got some fucked up hospice care waiting on us for when we are just about to kick the bucket over the shit they have done to our bodies. Below is one of the reasons why my cousin was kicked out of their facility. It had nothing whatsoever to do with any “exhibited unsafe behavior toward staff.”

The above investigation is being conducted on his former psychiatrist, Michael E. Judd. The first investigation is being conducted on his former physical health care provider. This is why, Black folks, that I have begged you to record these racists in what they are trying to do to you. There are devices out there that would put some ‘James Bond’ shit to shame. They can be looking right at a recording device and never know that they are looking into one. And if they keep playing with me, we are ALL going to be a Youtube sensation. Someone will copy what I upload before Youtube takes it down. I’ll take their fucking racist shit viral if I have to because they ain’t playing and neither am I. The shit I’ve got on these racists would curl your toes! Tape their ass! I cannot stress that enough, even if you only have your phone. Tape their ass, then it won’t be their word against yours. Oh, they can still tell their lies, but they won’t be able to get away with it in the end because you’ll have their lying racist asses on tape!

This is exactly why I have stated that we do indeed need to know who is underneath that Black shoe polish. We need to know who is underneath that Klan hood because those racist motherfuckers are our doctors, lawyers and those who sit in judgment against us on the fucking bench. This is why so many Black people are sitting behind bars, locked up for crimes they did not commit while whitey racist ass gets a free pass on the vile ass, vicious shit he/she does. And as you can see, it don’t mean a goddamn thing when these vicious ass racists post some shit about Dr. King because they are sitting all up on Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Boulevard practicing stomp down racism every single day of the fucking week. And then will turn right around and quote Dr. King to your face while fucking you up at the same time. As you can see, Black folks, there ain’t no rest for us while we are alive in this racist shithole because the racists are on our ass from sunup to sundown every goddamn day all the while exclaiming that their racist shit don’t stink!

And down here in Hillbilly Hollow, these assholes are running around all over the place talking about how godly they are, how saintly they are, how christian they are and yet are the most good for nothing racists that’s ever slithered and crawled all across this shithole! This is ‘Conservative Christian Headquarters’! Yeah, right! A more vile pack of vicious hypocrites, you’ll never find anywhere!

Man Is The Worst Landlord!

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No more thoughts run through my head
of killing fields and of the dead.
I have become immune to the suffering
of all the addicts who aren’t recovering.
I immerse myself in fun and games
as I ignore the world as it goes up in flames.
For why should I put forth an effort
when I’d rather traverse a hot and arid desert
than think of man as he withers and dies
from all his atrocities, wars and lies?
No plague could be too severe;
no earthquake would I fear.
For man is the worst landlord.
And upon his death, this world could be restored.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

We all know that ‘man’ is the worst landlord for this planet. For what has man done but his damn best to destroy it?Would that man could destroy himself without destroying what was once a paradise that could have sustained us all. Now, we have greed, hatred, intolerance, endless, senseless wars and fake ass assertions that we are ‘good’ and seek only peace and prosperity for all when nothing could be further from the truth. We shoot each other every single day and if we are not shooting and killing each other in our own neighborhoods, we are suiting up to shoot and kill people in their neighborhoods across the sea and absconding with everything that’s not nailed down. We can’t even contain our arrogance and thirst for blood on a local level; we must spread our evil, far and wide.

I just read that there is an earthquake advisory for Southern California and that the East Coast is under a massive storm watch thanks to Hurricane Matthew and as far as I am concerned, the two should just meet up and put paid to this shithole; once and for all. Wiping AmeriKKKa off the map would go a long way towards restoring this planet to some semblance of what it was before ‘mankind’ decided that bombs and missiles and drones and bullets and wars led to peace, prosperity and freedom. And don’t even bother throwing a fit about all the people that would die if such a calamity struck this shithole because since when have we gave a damn about all the havoc that we have wreaked not only here in AmeriKKKa, but worldwide? Fuck this shithole!

Africans Are To Blame For Why Slaves Were Brought To AmeriKKKa! Fuck THAT Shit!

stolen from Africa

 

Now, those who have followed this here blog of mine for some time, know that I  suffer fools gladly. I will and can shut your shit down if you bring it. And it was indeed, brung. Never mind, my use of the non-word ‘brung’. If others can make up words as they go along, then so can I which is partly my point. If I can make shit up, then so can others and they do indeed, make shit up. Regardless of what you think about the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade and who was guilty of what…….what does and does not make sense must take precedence over any supposed ‘eye-witness’ accounts and some would have us believe that ‘eye-witnesses’ are still recounting their stories to this very day. Well, be that as it may, if it makes no sense to me, it ain’t getting believed.

Historians can spin the shit out of history just as they always do. They can have people believing that the victims are responsible for being victims and unfortunately, they can even make the seemingly intelligent believe their lies and other disingenuous shit. I have never been one to believe whatever someone else says. I don’t care how many times they say it, if it makes no sense to me, it never will. However, this one topic is extremely important to me and I will not condone the spread of baseless lies. I will not have history placing the blame where it does not belong.

There have been many tales about how the African tribal leaders sold other tribes to the Caucasian slavers that were there for the express purpose of looking for free labor to build up a country that had been stolen by them. Why are we then suppose to believe that these freeloading bastards would think twice about sailing to distant lands in the search for free labor since they had practically killed off the original inhabitants of this stolen land? It would be a serious stretch of the imagination to believe that these animals would by chance and happenstance, come upon another inhabited land and have no intention of stealing its inhabitants and force them into slavery to build a nation on stolen land. Once a thief, always a thief and the thieving continues. But we have supposed ‘Black’ people who are going along with this ridiculous shit!

And so, without further ado, I am posting the back-n-forth because just maybe, some people will see that even to this very day, the lies just keep coming and the tall tales get taller to the point where people make no sense at all and don’t even know it. I believe it is my duty and my responsibility to ‘clear shit up’! This crazy mess is a result of my previous post.

N.S. says:

All of Africa is not that poor. A certain Asian region- that has more people than the whole African continent- is the region with the most hungry people. Africa also has most of the world’s top 10 fastest growing economies for the past 10 years and many in the top 20.

I agree, if anyone has responsibility for what happens in Africa, it is the inhabitants. According to all indications, the Africans- who are a completely different people than we are, as even they repeatedly tell us and plenty of evidence supports this- have a much, much better ability to control their destiny than we do. The majority of the world’s resources, a relatively young population, representation internationally, etc. Outside countries, no matter how powerful, are not the real reason the continent is not in good shape.

The present condition of Africa is very frustrating. However, we “blacks” are really not in control of our own ultimate fates at present. We have plenty of celebrities as well as not famous blacks who give to them and sincerely try to help in other ways even though the Africans have always shown that we are not part of them and that they do not want us. We have done much more for them than anything we had to do.

Shelby Courtland responds:

“All of Africa is not that poor”

Hence, that is the reason why in my poem, I stated “When Africa is rich and this we all know!” I do realize that all of Africa is not poor, how could it be with the tremendous amount of natural resources that is in Africa?

” According to all indications,the Africans- who are a completely different people than we are, as even they repeatedly tell us and plenty of evidence supports this-”

Well, I am certainly not suggesting that we all can just sit down and join hands and sing “Kumbaya.” I wrote a poem on my feelings and thoughts of Africa and Africans can dislike us until the moon falls from the sky, but that is irrelevant. We are descendants of people who were dragged from Africa and there is no getting around that. Maybe, this is partly why ‘Black’ folks can’t get it together now is because we continue to look at one another and see differences as opposed to likenesses. We are all hated by every other group on this planet and we better recognize that. I don’t think that I would be shot on the spot if I chanced to visit Africa, just because I’m not a ‘true’ African. Of course we have differences because of where we were born and many of us have no idea of our genealogy.

Some descendants of slaves claim they can trace theirs, but seeing as how so many of our ancestors were sold up and down the river to different plantations, this could present a problem. I am not attempting to hone in on Africa as though she would welcome me with open arms as though I am a returning ‘native daughter’, I know that just as there are starving children here in America, there too, are starving children in Africa and yet, I feel that they are in a better position than we are to do something about that situation. I am not claiming to have all the answers, nor can I solve an entire continent’s issues with just a poem, but I do feel as though my having written a poem about my thoughts of Africa should not be torn apart, piece by piece and dissected. Take it for what it is; a heartfelt piece of poetry; nothing more, nothing less! And I did include in my poem, the fact that I thought that the Africans could and should be doing more for themselves than they are actually doing. I get sick and tired of Black folks in America who always go on and on about the kings and queens of Africa and how they were just THE shits and we should be proud of our African heritage when, if as you say, ‘they don’t really care about us’, then someone need tell them that because according to you, they’re delusional. If they(Africans) were so knowledgeable and such builders and militants, they should be in a better position than they are!

Thank you for your comment.

N.S. says:

No, I knew you were not trying to answer the question in your poem. I was mostly agreeing with you in my answer, including the fact that it was not all poor and that they were in a much better position to save themselves, and I did not intend to dissect your poem.

I agree that many, many groups hate us- but it us blacks who lost our identity, not the Africans. There is a strange intensity for us that was confusing. For the accepted theory of how we got here we all know that very large number of Africans kidnapped us and sold us to other peoples who took us all over the world. Not all tribes were involved but far too many were. These Africans have left us there for centuries and in some cases over a 1,000 years. They have never claimed any of us as their own and not one country of the dozens of countries or tribe wants us as a group. There is far more evidence on why they are different people and everyone over there is from a different ethnic group-not including those few of us who went to live in Africa-, but this comment would become too long. Still, many of us have gone above and beyond in protecting, giving, and advocating for the people on the continent, including you.

The whole situation with Africa is complicated.

Shelby Courtland responds:

N.S., just what is ‘our’ identity? I would love to know. Since I cannot ‘identify’ with the Africans and according to many, we cannot even ‘identify’ with each other here in AmeriKKKa, just who can we ‘identify’ with? Our aunts and uncles, cousins, nephews, sons and daughters? Because from where I sit, many ‘Black’ families are having problems ‘identifying with their immediate ‘family’, much less do we seem to have any staying power when it comes to looking out for each other. This is ALL due to how we came to be in America. I damn sure cannot ‘identify’ with the whites even though, many ‘Blacks’ seem to be hell bent on trying, what with lightening their skin, taming their tresses via processing, weaves and anything else they can find to slap up there and tame the naps. We have no ‘identity’ and that is why we attempt to emulate others so much.

I do understand that many people think that other groups are appropriating our culture and running with it, but when all is said and done, I don’t think that we are merely singers and dancers who have had our music and our moves stolen. We are a confused people and it is not without some basis. Regardless of whose fault it is as to why we are here, the Africans who YOU say sold other Africans into slavery or the slavers that bought them. And I have a problem with that because as many different dialects as there are in Africa, I have no idea how European slavers could understand the language enough to bargain with African chiefs for stolen tribes. It seems that you would have us believe that over tea and crumpets, the Africans bargained with the Europeans and the Spanish and others over who was to go and who was to stay. Why were the Europeans in Africa in the first place? Gun running? Empire building? Hiding out? I’m not trying to be facetious, but some things just don’t add up and though I know I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, nor have I an extensive background on African studies, when something just doesn’t make sense to me, it just doesn’t. But be that as it may, this is all irrelevant seeing as how, we are here, they are there and neither seem to be coming out ahead, though we fare worse than the Africans, that is quite obvious. I’ll stop here because on this one, we shall just have to agree to disagree.

N.S. says:

I likewise agree to disagree likewise on our identity. Plenty of signs of our identity and culture are already there, but they have been hidden or need interpretation, and they are by no means related to just music and dancing. We will all know at the right time(and no, you won’t be in trouble, even though you don’t believe what I say about our identity at this moment, and anyone who says otherwise is lying), but for now, Black American or Black works for the great(one that is special like no other) and peculiar group of blacks in this country until we all know our name.

However, the non-European evidence for them selling us comes from their personal testimonies, some of which people I know have heard as well as what I heard myself(I heard one guy say in an informal, very casual setting that he didn’t feel guilty his ancestors had sold ours over here), other remarks which are on the Internet including YouTube, as well as formal acknowledgements by the leaders of Benin and Senegal and high ranking people from other countries in the Bight of Benin and West Africa of their role in the Trans-Atlantic slave trade. There is plenty of evidence of African help for the Arab Slave Trade on the other side of Africa. We were sold by enemy tribes. It would also be impossible for those whites to go into Africa, seize tens of millions of us in the vast territory(even just the coastal regions) of the then unfamiliar West Coast of Africa with their primitive weapons(including their guns, which were only a little better than useless during the trade), and transport us to the Americas with no help. Unless you believe in the black indigenous theory, it is hard to see where there can be any doubt that Africans played an important part in our coming over here.

Shelby Courtland responds:

“We will all know at the right time(and no, you won’t be in trouble, even though you don’t believe what I say about our identity at this moment, and anyone who says otherwise is lying), but for now, Black American or Black works for the great(one that is special like no other) and peculiar group of blacks in this country until we all know our name.”

Oh, for goodness sake! There YOU go, with some special Gawd on high just for us Black folks in AmeriKKKa. Are you serious? I have always admired you, right up to this point! “One that is special?” Well, we could sure use some ‘special’ treatment from ‘one who is special’ right about oh…say….400 years ago???!!!! If ‘one’ is so goddamn special, then where the hell is this ‘one so special’? Waiting on an epiphany? A bolt of lightning? A Big Mac attack? What?

And as for me being in any trouble? Posh, tish and piss on that! I don’t believe in any higher being, be it ‘Black special’ or ‘white special’. And I am quite shocked that YOU of all people is sitting somewhere waiting on the ‘rapture’ of some sorts that is especially for YOU…OH! OH! And other ‘Blacks’ in AmeriKKKa, of course…and even little ole me who must be teetering on the brink of being “in trouble” with this ‘one that is special’.

Alright, I’ll bite! “Oh, ‘one that is special’ please hear my plea! Where might ye be? We could sure use some intervention right about now to get the pink Caucasoid all up off our ass. Don’t you see them filling our asses with bullets? You don’t see our children getting sent from the classroom straight into a For Profit Prison? What the hell are you waiting on? Why can you not just open the doors of all the prisons in AmeriKKKa and free our innocent Black brothers and sisters? Not powerful enough to do that, eh? I didn’t think so! Okay! Okay! Maybe, I am asking for too much. So, I’ll tone it down a bit. How about you at least get the racist ass KKKops off our backs? Damn! Still too much for you? I fucking thought so!”

I tried N.S.! I really did, to believe in your ‘one so special’ but it just ain’t happening.

“However, the non-European evidence for them selling us comes from their personal testimonies, some of which people I know have heard as well as what I heard myself(I heard one guy say in an informal, very casual setting that he didn’t feel guilty his ancestors had sold ours over here”

You mean to say that there are people who are still around who are centuries old and who are sitting somewhere in a hut telling about their experiences of actually witnessing the African tribal leaders sell members of other tribes to the pink-assed motherfuckers that sailed to the African continent for the sole purpose of finding ‘slave’ labor to build up a shithole that had been stolen and when it was determined that the few remaining original inhabitants refused to build this shithole to the specifications of their captors, into boats these inhuman predatory beasts, jumped, whereupon, they landed in Africa and had, handed to them, some Black captives who then thanked the African tribal leaders, IN THEIR DIALECT, for these hardy souls and then set sail back to AmeriKKKa? Someone is actually sitting somewhere telling this very same story from their own eyewitness account? For real? Really? I BELIEVE!!!! Oh, yes I DON’T!

“We were sold by enemy tribes. It would also be impossible for those whites to go into Africa, seize tens of millions of us in the vast territory(even just the coastal regions) of the then unfamiliar West Coast of Africa with their primitive weapons(including their guns, which were only a little better than useless during the trade), and transport us to the Americas with no help.”

I’m going to have to ‘shoot’ this down!

“primitive weapons(including their guns”

Primitive weapons? A gun? No N.S.! A primitive weapon is a SPEAR! It is not a gun and the Caucasoid cocksuckers didn’t have primitive spears, they had the technology to fill those Africans full of bullet holes, the same holes that they are filling us with so that we look like Swiss cheese on a slab in the morgue, N.S.!!

Well, let me put it to you THIS way! What would the tribal leaders have done with the captives of other tribes IF the pink-assed Caucasoid hadn’t been around, just attempting to gain some free labor to build up a stolen country? What would they have done N.S.? If there had been no one around to give these captives to, what would have happened to them? You can spin the shit anyway you like, but it is people like you that get on my last goddamn nerve! You sit somewhere attempting to downplay the role of those pink-skinned rejects from hell by stating that it was the African tribal leaders fault that we got ourselves a big ole case of slavery in AmeriKKKa, bigotry, racism, prejudice, Jim Crow, hate groups; the whole goddamn nine yards and ain’t a motherfucking pink-assed piece of worthless filth, guilty as hell of crawling and slithering over to Africa with the express purpose of bringing back free labor to build up what has now descended into a shithole.

And I also suppose that it wasn’t the pink-assed Caucasoid that even rowed the slaves back to AmeriKKKa. I suppose that the African tribal leaders accomplished THAT also. Am I right, N.S.? According to your way of thinking, I would be right on time with this because we all know that the African tribal leaders also had the boats just a waiting to hand deliver their African captives to the Caucasoid cocksuckers! Oh yes, indeed! After a meal of tea and scones and tacos, it was sailing time!

You know, you really ought to take something for this shit you’re spewing out. So spew it out elsewhere! Don’t come in here and vomit all over my goddamn blog with this vile ass bile because by the time those pink-assed skin motherfuckers had gone over to Africa and drooled over all those Black bodies that they were going to get by hook or by crook, they had the technology to do exactly what they did do and not a goddamn African tribal chief could have stopped them! And you goddamn well know this!

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Some of you are probably saying by now, “Why is this even relevant at this point in time because it is all water under the bridge.” Would that it were so because you see, because of these ‘events’, we are where we are in this point in time. Negro or Black people or whatever we are calling ourselves at any given time in history right up to today, we have no idea who we are. And I for one am beyond fed up and tired with Negro people going along with everything that some shithead with an agenda is spreading. Start thinking for yourselves and if it doesn’t make sense, then don’t try believing it. Even if you stand alone, take that stand because I would prefer to stand alone than to listen to lies and then run with them. We have it bad enough as it is and we feel bad enough about ourselves as it is without being made to feel worse by listening to and taking up lies as to how our ancestors arrived on the shores of AmeriKKKa. Will we ever get reparations for our forefathers and for us? Hell no! Because make no mistake, slave labor is continuing today. Don’t think so! Who is sitting inside a For Profit Prison turning out items to be sold in stores for corporations? Newsfuckingflash! It ain’t filled with pink assholes! It is filled with Blacks; Negroes!

So don’t buy the bullshit that African tribal leaders are responsible for why my permanent tanned ass is sitting somewhere looking cross-eyed in AmeriKKKa! They did not ask those goddamn pink-assed motherfuckers to row to the shores of Africa and they damn sure as hell did not row our ancestors to AmeriKKKa! That ain’t on them! I don’t give a damn what anybody says. And if it don’t make sense, and someone is coming at you with the same shit that was flung at me, shoot that shit down! Don’t let them have you believing all up and down on some straight up bullshit!

Happy Slaves Bake Birthday Cake For George Washington!

slave baking book

I’m a happy slave in America!
I bake cakes for presidents.
I ain’t got no smarts or schooling
 and when I talk, I don’t make sense.

But I’m as happy as can be
 ’cause I’m baking cakes for presidents.
So, when next you re-write history
 tell no lies and I mean no offense.

If you can’t take the truth,
 that I baked cakes for presidents,
 then that shit is all on you
 because slavery is my defense.

How many lies will you tell?
That I came of my own free will?
You with Pinocchio’s nose,
 let me present you with my bill!

For over four hundred years,
I’ve been owed for baking that cake.
And as I stand in shackles and chains,
I am a testament to the truth you fake!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Happy slaves? Goddamn it! For real? Get the fuck outta here! First, we had textbook publisher McGraw-Hill stating that Africans willingly immigrated to America to work. They were not dragged to AmeriKKKa to become slaves. According to McGraw-Hill, the Africans came here alongside the Irish and other immigrants seeking long-term good paying jobs. You see, this version absolves whitey white asses of knowing that their ancestors were depraved rejects from hell; they are too but that fact should not be bandied about. You see, slavery, rape, whips, chains, shackles and torture don’t have quite the nice ring to it and so tone that shit down. Smooth it over. Make slavery into something that it was not. Make it into a resort. Yeah! That sounds better. Slavery was nothing more than a resort and those Black folks at the resort were as happy as can be, just a baking cakes and some more shit!

Now, let’s cut the bullshit!

Apparently, there is a new book out titled, A Birthday Cake For George Washington and the book ‘suggests’ that a slave named Hercules was just so goddamn happy to be slaving away making a birthday cake for an old wooden toothed bastard by the name of George Washington, that he just could not contain himself! With his skills, he ‘bettered’ himself and should have been proud of it. Oh no! He was not the usual run-of-the-mill slave that had no skills at all and so therefore, had not a thing to say for themselves, no Hercules, the cake baker for George Washington was a cut above the rest and his life was practically lived like he was one of the ‘gentry’. Like hell!

George Washington’s overseer was just as vicious and cruel as any other overseer; just as vicious, depraved and barbaric as today’s goddamn overseers that are stationed in prisons and jails all across this shithole. We are to constantly get bombarded by these atrocious lies; spoon fed fake ass shit and told to eat it up, swallow it down and beg for more. I am fed the fuck up with white motherfuckers who continuously water down history to suit their own fucked up agenda. They will pass shit off as caviar and think nothing of it so long as it makes them look better. Newsfuckingflash! There ain’t a goddamn jewel, cloth of satin or plastic surgeon that could turn you filthy ass bastards into something fit for hell!

“My Final State Of The Union Lies!”

 

sotu 2016

 

“My fellow Americans, I stand before you this evening as a testament to what America stands for. America stands for drone strikes, bombs, torture, war, police brutality, genocide, war crimes, depravity, income inequality, homelessness, mass incarceration, slavery, great trade agreements like the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade, NAFTA and now the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) and a whole list of other endearing and enduring qualities that make this the most brutal and benevolent dictatorship on the face of this planet.”

“I have been guided by the most vile elitist shits that have ever slithered anywhere. I am a mere puppet; a most willing puppet for my masters. I knew when I promised ‘hope and change’ that I was telling the biggest lie ever told, but I told it anyway. It was all about me and mine. To hell with you and yours. You, the American people, are on your own. What is to come will put the Hunger Games to shame. When I sign the TPP Agreement, it will open up a whole new can of worms that Americans will just have to swallow. This new agreement is of course, NAFTA on steroids and why should I concern myself with holding corporations accountable for anything? Corporations are going to foot the bill for the lavish lifestyle that I intend to keep on living even as I exit the White House. As accustomed as I have become to having my every wish granted and those of my family, how in the hell can I accept anything less. I will not! Count on it! I have feathered my nest and feathered it well and at the expense of the American people. You have been sold down the river Styx by me and by the rest of the worthless shits in congress.”

“If you had any idea of what is to come, you’d all kill yourselves; each and every one of you. The shit that is about to come down the pike is that horrible. But fear not! For the next president will continue the same agenda as  I have. The TPP is a done deal and there is nothing that any of you can do to stop it. That is one reason why I have placed before you, an empty chair. This chair is to serve as a reminder of just how violent you people are. How dare you accuse me of violence when I am only keeping America safe from the terrorists that we trained. I am only doing my part to get a handle on ‘death by gun violence’. Americans are enraged and that is a fact. Just take a look at all of the mass shootings that have occurred in the last few decades. Gun violence is off the charts. Now I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that police murders of real bad Black people is a bad thing. No, it is not. I am Black and therefore, take it from me, Black folks are some bad motherfuckers. I was a junior senator from Chicago and we all know that Chicago is a warzone and those Black folks are just shooting indiscriminately and in a confused and chaotic way. Those people need to be put down and eventually I am going to have to call out the National Guard to put them down since the Black folks in Chicago are calling for the resignation of my former chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel. Rahm has a tough job that no one else wants. If he is not allowed to continue on as mayor, then I don’t know what will become of Chicago. Those thugs need some ‘tough love’ and who better to deliver it to them then Rahm Emanuel. Rahm, stay the course!”

“I know that I briefly touched on the TPP(Trans-Pacific Partnership) but I shall take this time to expound on it even further. You see, there is a lot of misinformation out there and I am going to put that to rest right now by telling the truth regarding this wonderful new trade agreement that will be completely beneficial to the American people and take it from me, there is not one detail that was overlooked in making sure that the American people will not suffer with the implementation of the TPP. The real deal about the TPP is this. The TPP is a revolutionary new concept that will foster partnerships around the globe that will increase American exports by leaps and bounds. It will in effect, level the playing field so that American small businesses will be able to do business on a global scale. They will no longer be hindered by tariffs and other taxes that were designed to make it less desirable for them to attempt to do business other than locally. American businesses will have so many more options open to them. This trade agreement partners with eleven other countries; thereby opening up a new customer base for American businesses to sell their merchandise to. American companies will now be able to do a more lucrative business since they will be able to sell their merchandise directly to Australia, Japan, Canada, Malaysia, Peru, Vietnam, Chile, Brunei, Singapore, Mexico and New Zealand. Now, I ask you, how is this a bad thing? It is not. The problem with many opponents of this agreement is their inability to accept change. Change is a fundamental concept of doing business. We cannot allow ourselves to stagnate and become a victim of isolationism.”

“America was built on trade agreements. There would be no America if not for trade agreements. Where would we be if not for the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement; an agreement between African kings and Europeans whereas the Europeans traded their knowledge of Christianity to the African kings in exchange for a ‘show of hands’ in deciding who wanted to immigrate to America to ‘slave away’ to build up America? I am well aware of the benefits of trade agreements because my dear wife, Michelle Obama would not be my wife if it were not for the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement. Thank you Massa, sir! I have the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Agreement to thank for my two lovely daughters, Sasha and Malia. All’s well that ends well, as I always say.”

“I realize that I have been accused of attempting to ‘fast track’ this agreement so as to deny congress even a glimpse of the details. The conspiracy theorists are at it again. I want to assure the American people that I am fed up with conspiracy theorists. They do nothing but foster disbelief in my sincerity and by demanding that something be done about my lack of transparency in so far as the TPP is concerned and this in turn, undermines my ability to see to it that more Americans enjoy the American dream of business ownership. And believe me, it is a dream!”

“It is my understanding that there are other false rumors floating around out there that the TPP will actually kill more dolphins because dolphins travel with tuna, however, America has long stood with the dolphins even to the point of enacting a law called the ‘Dolphin Safe Label’ which is designed to minimize dolphin fatalities during fishing for tuna for canning. If people are so worried that the TPP will ignore these laws and policies then I have just one suggestion, “Stop eating tuna! That would solve that tiny little problem and it really is that simple.”

“Now then, a little bird told me the other day that many are concerned that corporations will be able to sue America. Hogwash! Just because TransCanada is suing the U.S. over that Keystone XL pipeline issue,  is no reason to think that other corporations all across the globe will follow suit. And even though, some think that the U.S. will lose that $15 billion lawsuit, I have the word of every corporate executive from ALL corporations in all twelve countries involved in this TPP Agreement that they promise NOT to bring suit against the U.S. for any reason; now and forever more. I believe them just as I still believe in the innocence of every Wall Street banker that caused the economic collapse of 2008 and my belief in them as well as former Department of Justice head, Eric Holder’s belief in them resulted in not one of those criminals viewing life from behind prison walls. Banks are capable of regulating themselves and they are doing a fine job. I trust them to continue. That is what America is all about, trust. If you can’t trust corporate executives, who can you trust?”

“Never let it be said that I neglected to address all of the issues that the conspiracy theorists are going on and on about regarding the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement. Folks are even claiming that the food Americans eat will somehow lack oversight due to lax safety measures. Relax, your food will continue to meet high standards and will be inspected by the USDA and the FDA and by a brand new agency that I will announce at my upcoming ‘town hall meeting’ that will be held in Oregon at the Wildlife Refuge that has been taken over by American patriots who are merely standing up for the right to commit arson to cover up other crimes and attempt to get away with it. There is nothing wrong with a bit of patriotism especially if you are the ‘white’ color!”

“Where was I? Oh yes, more good news. The ‘made in America’ label is destined for a comeback thanks to the TPP since Japan has just signed on to purchase all of Japan’s flags from the U.S. Every single Japanese flag will have a ‘made in America’ label. I can just hear the sounds of construction work on new flag making businesses as I speak. Not to be left out, Mexico has requested that all of its drugs be labeled ‘destined for America’. Now, who can compete with that? Americans have been begging for inexpensive drugs and now we are finally able to advise you that you will get your wish.”

“Some Americans are concerned about their jobs. Your job at McDonalds is safe. If you work for a temp agency, nothing will change. You will continue to report to wherever the temp agency employs you, temporarily, and we will continue to count you, statistically speaking, as a full-time employee when adjusting the unemployment figures. Your hard work is recognized and never you doubt it. For those of you who are currently labeled as ‘lay-abouts, otherwise known as ‘the unemployed’, you will soon find that there will be work aplenty at making flags for Japan. Hone up on your sewing skills. Get ready for a deluge of orders.”

“This should clear up all concerns the American people have over the Trans-Pacific Partnership Agreement and with that being said, I would now like to address AGAIN, the reason for the empty chair that I invited to my final SOTU address. This chair is extremely important due to the fact that it stands for every ‘white’ person that is not here that I would have invited if they had not been shot dead by the guns they worship. This empty chair is representative of all the ‘white’ folks that have perished thanks to lax gun control laws. It is time that we take a stand. The time is now and I take a stand today. I have already, by  means of executive orders, attempted with my pen to enact even more strict guidelines for gun purchases. Real bad Black folks need to understand that they should just stop murdering ‘white’ folks! So by my implementing these new strict measures, real bad Black folks that show up at gun shows by the thousands will have a hard time purchasing an arsenal of weapons that they use to shoot up little ‘white’ kids like they did at Sandy Hook Elementary School. They will not have the ability to shoot up movie theatres and college campuses and their own churches in the south. I have no idea why slavery was ever abolished because it is crystal clear that these real bad Black folks that are hell bent on killing ‘white’ folks need some guidance, a whip and some shackles. I am attempting to address this problem by mass incarceration. Soon, the figures will be revealed that we have ‘abducted’ and imprisoned even more real bad Black folks than has already been reported. The numbers lie. There are millions more unaccounted for.”

“I have instructed the slave patrols via the Department of Justice to see to it that Black folks are kept in their place and the only place they have in our society is behind bars; for their own good of course; other than that, dead is good! This TPP Agreement will not affect them because the Blacks that we lock up will continue to provide America with their contributions of free labor.”

“In closing, I would like to add that it has been my greatest pleasure to have been elected as the first Black President of the United States. I promised ‘hope and change’ and I do believe that I have delivered on my promise. There is no ‘hope’ for America and Americans will not be able survive the ‘change’ that is about to come. My Administration, as I promised, has been the most transparent in the history of this great nation. I have been transparent about the fact that I love drones, war, torture, lies, hypocrisy, brutality, corruption, barbarity and censorship. Thanks to my leadership, America started and is in the middle of every fracas from here to South America, the Middle East, Ukraine and the South China Sea. It is our business to mind the business of every country and nation on this planet and we shall not fail in bringing democracy to each and every one of them for humanitarian purposes, of course. America reigns as the supreme Superpower and she will continue the course of wars, occupation and hegemony. Finally, the question has been presented to me as to whom I will back as the next president. That is an easy question to answer. Why, Ted Cruz, of course, for the simple reason being that neither he nor I were born in America!”

“May God help the American people! Thank you and goodnight!”

“The Atlantic slave trade between the 1500s….”

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…and 1800s brought millions of workers from Africa to the southern United States to work on agricultural plantations.”

Now, ain’t that a bitch??!!!! The above statement was brought to you by your favorite hosed-down version of history Textbook publisher McGraw-Hill or in other words, the ‘lily-whited assed version of the Africa-to-America slave trade that was really not slavery at all. You see, according to McGraw-Hill, the Africans got into boats when they heard that there were good paying jobs for all and they rowed to the shores of America, got processed, was given citizenship papers and was put to work on ‘agricultural plantations’ that paid them a decent wage. In fact, this version rivals my own. Read my version and then decide which version is more believable.

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First Edition: The Unedited True Edition of Black History

Introduction: First of all, forget everything that you have never read in the non-existent history books (until McGraw-Hill came along) about Black History as this book will replace no books ‘McGraw-Hill’on Black History.

One day, while sailing the oceans blue, pale skinned creatures happened upon the shores of a most beautiful land, filled with the beautiful dark ones. The beautiful dark ones were prized for their obvious beauty, gracefulness and strength since the pale skinned creatures hid behind giant lions while watching the beautiful dark ones as they ran and jumped and danced and stomped. Once the lions moved gracefully aside and the pale skinned creatures were no longer hidden from the view of the beautiful dark ones, the beautiful dark ones were very much afraid as they had never seen such pale skins before. They were overcome with awe and wonder and so they immediately ceased their dances and jumps and timidly walked over to touch the golden locks of the pale skins.

And as the two began to get to know one another over the tea and crumpets that the pale skinned creatures provided, it was like they had been waiting on meeting one another for ages. The tribal dialects of the beautiful dark ones were much like the forked tongued speech of the pale creatures and so communication between the two was possible. The pale skins communicated to the beautiful dark ones their need to acquaint them with their god and for the desire of the pale skins to see that the beautiful dark ones were accepted into heaven as perceived by the pale ones. This was met with approval from the beautiful dark ones and a church was soon erected and a sermon was preached whereupon, the beautiful dark ones immediately began to light a bonfire, gather around it and chant in some mysterious and strange tongue. The pale skins quickly made it known to the beautiful dark ones that this was not acceptable behavior as their god did not approve of such conduct. The beautiful dark ones felt that they were being admonished and graciously asked the pale skins to leave their land whereupon the pale skins threw themselves at the feet of the beautiful dark ones and begged them to come with them to a place of even greater beauty where the sun shines both day and night upon fields of amber grain waving in the breeze as far as the eye can see and where mountains of majestic proportions beckon and summon one to scale lofty heights and to then descend down to fruited plains; this land was called, America!

The pale skins told the beautiful dark ones that they would live in the finest homes, eat and drink from containers made of delicate bone china and crystal and then they would gaze upon the savior that came to earth to save all souls from eternal damnation and forever live in mansions in the sky and that there would be no need for witch doctors as medicine was free for all in this land of opportunity and that there were other dark skinned people there that would welcome them with open arms just as they too had welcomed the pale ones. “Why not come to this new and wonderful and different paradise?” the pale ones asked. “Why not board our ships that are equipped with every luxury imaginable for your pleasure? Tables adorned with fine cloth await you, heaped with the choicest meats and fruits and other delicacies too deliciously tempting to be denied.”

This was met with much enthusiasm by the beautiful dark ones as they talked amongst themselves and thought to only go for a visit as they knew that they would one day miss their home and wish to return and so they boarded the beautiful vessels and they sat at the fine tables covered in rich cloth and ate the freshest meats and swam in pools shaped like sea shells. The pale ones waited on the beautiful dark ones, hand and foot; seeing to their every need and making sure that they lacked for nothing. Many months passed and finally, the lookout called, “Land ho!” There was much rejoicing for the long voyage was over and the beautiful dark ones were glad to finally find solid ground beneath their feet once again and to see this glorious new land that the pale ones had spoken so glowingly of.

As the ship docked, the pale ones escorted the beautiful dark ones to shore and then a strange thing occurred, the pale ones disrobed and begged the beautiful dark ones to inspect them for blemishes and flaws, bad teeth and bunions. The beautiful dark ones were bewildered. They had no clue as to what to look for as they did not know what would be expected of the pale ones. The pale ones then explained to the beautiful dark ones that they needed them to help, temporarily, with their plantations which they described as virtual cities that sustained themselves by making and planting everything that was needed for the people to live on. The pale ones beseeched the beautiful dark ones to inspect them so that those of the pale skin that were more highly valued because of their flawlessness could toil alongside the beautiful dark ones for they were truly wondrous and flawless in beauty; a joy to behold.

And so it goes, the pale ones labored alongside the beautiful dark ones in perfect harmony with one another. At the end of each day’s nine to five shift, both the pales ones and the beautiful dark ones would sit on the porch and laugh and share punch and joke about the heat and the flies and watch the crops that they had planted together, grow. They all got along beautifully with nary a harsh word uttered between the two, nor was there ever a fight amongst them. And when the beautiful dark ones decided that it was time to go back from whence they came, ocean liners were put at their disposal to return them to their native land and as they disembarked, they were welcomed back into the bosom of their loving family and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

I am so glad that I stumbled across this edition of Black History because now I realize that things were not as bad as what I had not read in earlier history books that did not include Black History in them. I was under the mistaken impression that African chiefs had sold other tribes’ slaves into bondage to the Caucasians. I was not told how the Caucasians came to be in Africa in the first place, I just took history’s non-word for it that the Caucasians had a legitimate and humanitarian reason for being in Africa. So, it does my heart good to get the real reality and truth as to how Negro people came to be in America, but when I look around today, I am unable to see how if we once got along so well, we can’t seem to get back to that. Hmmm…. Something else to ponder, I guess. Oh well, history is not supposed to be perfect, just true!

And as you can see, I so love the truth!!!

Last but not least, why don’t we all just re-write history to suit our own personal agenda? Why should we allow a little thing like ‘the truth’ get in the way? Oh, never mind. We don’t!