Dead Man Says, “Do NOT Vote For Hillary Clinton!”

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The dead cannot rest in peace without first exhorting the American people to please, please don’t vote for Hillary Clinton!

Man’s Obituary Asks Mourners Not to Vote for Hillary Clinton
Mourners of Larry Upright, who died at 81 on April 13, were urged not to cast their ballot for a specific candidate in next year’s presidential election: “The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy.”

Now you know that thing that calls itself Hillary Rodham Clinton has got to be the most vile, hideous and obscene monster to ever crawl and slither across this planet, if its even got the dead not able to rest in peace without first having begged and beseeched the American populace to not vote for that thing.

This poor deceased man could not go peacefully into eternal slumber without making us aware of the fact that he was so against Hillary Clinton descending to the presidency that he felt compelled to put in a final plea upon his death bed to his family to please include in his obituary the fact that we would be making a most terrible mistake in electing Hillary Clinton as our next president.

When the dead speak, you must listen because I am pretty sure that the dead has reconciled with their god before the final trumpet blows and the last thing that the dead would do is to attempt to steer us wrong. If you won’t listen to the dead, who will you listen to? Because the dead have nothing left to lose. The dead, however, does know that the living still has much to lose even though the living think they have lost everything already. Don’t be fooled. Your situation and mine could get so much worse and we should all know this.

Hillary Rodham Clinton has a long history of proving that it is not trustworthy, is a stooge for the ‘elites’, loves wars, is in bed with Wall Street, is corrupt, is a war criminal who should be behind bars, has never seen a missile that it never fell in love with and would drone strike Martin Luther King Jr.’s grave if it were found to harbor oil beneath it.

Hillary Rodham Clinton wears pantsuits because it must hide the big ass bulge of a jockstrap because that thing is no lady. That thing has got balls bigger than Bill Clinton’s and he ain’t hardly happy about that since he had to insert his penis inside Monica Lewinsky’s mouth and when her mouth could not contain all of Bill Clinton’s pent up cum, that is when it spilled down her dress. Think about that for a moment. Bill Clinton, once Hillary Clinton descends to the presidency, will have a field day with the interns in Washington, D.C. Your daughters and maybe even your sons, will never get a moment’s peace from Bill’s roving penis. And I have it on good authority from a source who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons, that Bill Clinton is still extremely virile thanks to assorted pills, attachments and other useful tools of the like. And Hillary Clinton will, once again, look the other way just as it did over the Monica Lewinsky scandal because Hillary Clinton cares not for the caresses of a mere mortal man, that thing gets off on real missiles and drones, torture and rendition practices. Just you ask Dick ‘the torturer’ Cheney as both sat in on torture sessions of innocent Gitmo detainees and chortled with glee over observing rectal hydration methods deployed to get fake ass information about suspected terrorist activities when the two biggest terrorists in the room were ‘The Watchers’; Hillary Clinton and Dick ‘the torturer’ Cheney.

Now, you don’t have to take my word for any of this and I don’t expect that you will. However, I could post a list that would wrap around this globe 21,000 times as to why you should NOT vote for Hillary Clinton, but I don’t feel the need to do that because there are so many articles available online and in print that will clue you in as to what you can expect under a Hillary Clinton presidency. And why is it that Barack Obama is hell bent on seeing to it that Hillary Clinton is the next president when both of them were seemingly at odds with one another when they were battling for the 2008 democratic presidential nomination? But now, all of a sudden, Obama has declared that Hillary Clinton is the most qualified candidate EVER! If that were true, then why didn’t Obama make that fact well-known back when he was vying for the Democratic Party nomination against Hillary Clinton and by doing so, Hillary Clinton would more than likely be the one finishing out its two presidential terms and not Barack Obama? Because everyone with more than two brain cells working should know for a fact that McCain and Palin handed the presidency to whomever would be their opponents. Because who in the world believes that Sarah Palin even takes her own dizzy self seriously? Exactly! In fact, Barack Obama’s camp fought Hillary Clinton’s camp over primary votes in Las Vegas. That contest was so contentious, it ended in a split decision.

I know that previously I stated that I felt no need to post any of Hillary Clinton’s misadventures, for want of a better word, but I shall post a few just for good measure. And so without further ado, feast your eyes on why even the dead have beseeched us not to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The Whitewater Scandal

The Monica Lewinsky Scandal

The Clinton Foundation Scandal

The Benghazi Scandal

The Clinton’s Private Email Server Scandal while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State AND State Department emails

Foggy Bottom

Sidney Blumenthal

Millions Made on Speeches to Banks Like Goldman Sachs

TrooperGate alleges that state troopers claimed they arranged sexual liasons with then governor Bill Clinton of Arkansas.

Paula Jones sued Bill Clinton for sexual harassment.

Travelgate

Vince Foster’s Suicide(many think Chelsea Clinton is his ‘love child’) UGH!!

Juanita Broaddrick alleged that Bill Clinton raped her!

And I could continue in this vein into the next century and yet, the beat goes on. No one and no governmental agency has of yet, found any reason to indict either Clinton for what anybody else other than these two, would have been sitting inside a prison cell serving multiple concurrent life sentences, and you know this. Scandal after scandal after scandal has dogged these two wherever they’ve shown their ugly ass mugs and now, we are faced with another possible Clinton presidency? Only in America!

So, again, if you will not heed the warnings from the living, heed the warnings from the dead because as I have stated previously, the dead’s got nothing left to lose! We do!

“Do NOT vote for Hillary Clinton!,” so says, ‘THE DEAD’!

And lastly, to the deceased Mr. Larry Upright, I sure hope that after November 8th 2016, you can finally……rest in peace!

Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife For President!

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I was greatly disturbed when I first read this and thought that I should take up the cause in an attempt to clear Hillary Clinton’s ‘good’ name.

It is not nice to say that Hillary Clinton is Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president. Even though, it is true, Hillary Clinton did nothing to cause her husband to ‘not have sexual relations with that woman’ and as a result of non-sexual relations ‘with that woman’, spill cum all down intern Monica Lewinsky’s best dress for success. Let he/she who is without sin, cast the first stone.

Let us be objective about this. Now, how would you feel if you were married and it came to your attention by way of  an impeachment procedure brought against your husband, that your husband was ‘not having sexual relations with that woman’ that did indeed result in cum escaping from your husband’s penis onto a young intern’s dress? Bill Clinton is only a man after all and so therefore, Hillary Clinton should be praised for standing by her ‘John’, Bill Clinton. She should get her chance to prove to the world that unlike her philandering husband, she can actually keep her legs closed to every Tom, Dick and John that might be so desperate as to attempt to woo Hillary Clinton or heaven forbid, take her away from her now, devoted husband. We all make mistakes and if we learn from them, we should be allowed to move on. Our past should not continue to come back and haunt us especially if we have paid our dues. And having the world know that your husband did not want to come to you and expose his penis and drench you with his cum, is a cross that Hillary Clinton is going to have to bear. It is most unfortunate for her since we all know that men are forgiven for their little peccadilloes as we women are surely not.

It is my opinion that because Hillary Clinton was the ‘wronged woman’, the female vote, she will get because all women know that they stand in Hillary Clinton’s shoes, whether married or not. Boys will be boys and they never grow up, they just play with different toys.

So, stop with the name-calling people. It does no one any good and it will not stop Hillghazi…uh, I mean Killary…uh…I mean Hillary from becoming the Democratic Party’s candidate for president. Do not be concerned that Hillary will buy a conscience from ‘the land of lost consciences’ and start promoting the allocation of more funds to social programs. Hillary Clinton will continue as the chief sponsor for corporations and like Barack Obama, she will continue to promote the welfare of corporations over people. She will continue to promote war and of course, the drone program will not suffer a setback merely because a woman shall assume the role of commander-in-chief. Hillary Clinton knows who butters her bread and she will act in the manner that best suits those to whom she owes her millions. Never fear! This country shall remain on track and not derail, unlike the recent tragic derailment that occurred in Philadelphia.

So, vote for Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president 2016! You will only be left with change!

 

She’s A Bitch With A Rabid Bite!

 

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Killary Clinton is running for president

Ain’t that a bitch just like her?

Who let the goddamn dogs out?

You female bitches, as you were.

 

Oh let’s vote for Killary Clinton,

The female vote, she’ll get.

She doesn’t want Monica’s vote

And I’d say, “That’s a fair ass bet!”

 

All you bitches, stand in line

And vote for the likes of you

Then go and lick your ass

because that’s what bitches do!

 

That bitch is complicit in murder

And Benghazi is in her past.

Where are the lost emails?

The Whitewater scandal was a blast!

 

But old Killary’s raring to go!

She thinks she’s a thoroughbred.

That bitch was never in heat.

And poor Bill couldn’t get no head.

 

We’ll have a bitch inside the White House

And the dogs will howl all night.

They recognize their own.

She’s a bitch with a rabid bite!

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Yeah, vote for that bitch and see what you get! That bitch is no lady and that’s a fact!