Megachurch Pastor’s Wife Got Tired Of Waiting On Her “Heavenly Reward” And So The Pastor “Saved” His Money And Bought Her A $200,000 Lamborghini SUV

 

Whatever happened to what their “Jesus” said? Mark 10:21 21Jesus looked at him and loved him. “One thing you lack,” he said. “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

So, no one is waiting around anymore to see what treasures heaven has in store for them? They don’t really believe in the teachings of Jesus for if they did, why wouldn’t this pastor’s wife wait for her ‘heavenly reward’? Isn’t patience taught in that Bible that should be burning up in the hands of these Christian hypocrites who spout off at the mouth all day and all night about doing good deeds and worshiping the ‘Lord’?

Oh, my bad! I am doing just what the good book said I shouldn’t do.

Psalm 37:7-9 7Be still before the LORD and wait patiently for him; do not fret when people succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes. 8Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret-it leads only to evil. 9For those who are evil will be destroyed, but those who hope in the LORD will inherit the land.

So in other words, the wicked pastor and his equally wicked wife are going to be destroyed because they refuse to give up their earthly treasures and instead, “succeed in their ways, when they carry out their wicked schemes?” Is that about right?

What I would like to know is what is the pastor preaching to his mostly Black congregation as it pertains to helping the sick and destitute, the homeless and the hungry? How many empty bellies could have been filled? How many homeless people could have been housed with $200,000. And yet, this hypocritical pastor is going on and on about how his wife is deserving of a $200,000 Lamborghini SUV because it is their anniversary and she has put up with his sorry ass for years. If he was that bad, all she need have done was to divorce his sorry ass, but the fact of the matter is, both are using the church as their own private bank account since Pastor Asshole Gray is in charge of church assets.

Pastor John Gray, who is a Cincinnati native, also remains an associate pastor at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Houston while taking the lead at Relentless. Gray has control of the assets of the Greenville church, its vision, and the future of its ministry.

And yet Pastor Asshole Gray maintains that not a penny of church money went to fund his wife’s brand spanking new $200,000 Lamborghini SUV. Yeah, I’m buying that and if you believe this bullshit then I’ve got some great beachfront property located in Death Valley, CA for sale. It’s beautiful!

How anyone can take religion seriously is a complete and utter mystery to me. But it also leads me to believe that religion is for the weak minded who cannot think for themselves and who need someone to tell them that there is indeed, life after death in some fantasy land beyond the clouds where they will find their deceased loved ones living in lavish mansions and that Black people will live side by side in complete rapture with white parasites that have fucked them up six ways from Sunday when they lived on earth.

Let me clue your ass in. This pastor is nothing more than a snake oil salesman who is selling you a pack of lies that shouldn’t even be believed by anyone with more than two brain cells connected but because you are too stupid for words and your brains cells obviously just float about and never connect, you sit up in the pew believing those lies and then turn right around and spread them. Meanwhile, Pastor Asshole is laughing all the way to the car dealership to buy his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini SUV for his wife who is also in on the scam. Religion is a fucking scam!

You are believing in the religion taught to your ancestors by the most loathsome slugs to ever slither and crawl all across this planet spouting their bullshit! Whites don’t want your Black ass living beside them on this planet and so what makes you think that they want your ass living beside them ETERNALLY in some heavenly paradise where you’re all expected to get along and no skinheads are going to come along and fuck up your goddamn day, Black folks???!!! You are sitting somewhere looking at a picture of a blond haired, blue-eyed Jesus and worshiping that freak of nature because believe me, he would have been a freak of nature coming from where he was purported to have come from. In that region, ain’t nobody that fucking fair skinned. But I guess Jesus invented the parasol and so strolled around with it covering his blond hair for his short stint on this earth. But Pastor Asshole has you singing, “What a Friend we have in Jesus, All our sins and griefs to bear! What a privilege to carry Everything to God in prayer! O what peace we often forfeit, O what needless pain we bear, All because we do not carry Everything to God in prayer!” Yep!That’s working out for you, ain’t it?

Racist cops are murdering unarmed Black women, men and children because we just refuse to “carry Everything to God in prayer,” is that it? Our friend, Jesus doesn’t seem to fucking be listening to our ‘prayers’, does he? And do you want to know why? Dumbass, it is because there is NO Jesus. He is a figment of a white motherfucker’s imagination that is used to keep your ass in line just like everything else whitey pink ass has thought up to keep Black people in line and it works, every damn time!

And frankly Black pastors, who are themselves, fucking coonhead sellouts have taken up the bullshit and are using it to fleece their Black congregations and yet do fuck all about Black child poverty, the school-to-prison pipeline, Black mass underemployment and Black mass unemployment, hunger, homelessness, drug addiction, gangs, gang warfare, prostitution and the fucking list is endless because Pastor Assholes are somewhere taking the funds from the church coffers and buying Armani suits and $200,000 Lamborghini SUVs for their whorish ass wives. And I hear tell that yet another Pastor Asshole wanted his congregation to foot the bill for a private jet for his ass.

Minister Creflo Dollar asks for $60 million in donations for a new jet

(CNN)Creflo Dollar is hoping a few folks will see fit to bless him.

The minister, known for being a prosperity preacher at his Atlanta-area World Changers Church International, is seeking “200,000 people committed to sow $300 or more (to) help achieve our goal to purchase the G650 airplane.”
The figures were presented Friday in a nearly six-minute video on the Creflo Dollar Ministries website and total more than $60 million needed to buy the Gulfstream G650, which goes for a reported $65 million.
He wants ‘people’ to bless him? I thought GOD was supposed to bless him if GOD saw fit. Again I ask the question, “How does ANYONE take this shit seriously?” What is wrong with people? These Pastor Assholes are milking people for everything they can get in order to live lavishly and so who is paying any attention to what is supposedly preached from the pulpit by these Pastor Assholes?
Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go and sell what you own and give the money to the destitute, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come back and follow me.” Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be perfect, go sell your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Not even Pastor Asshole is listening to what he is supposed to be preaching, but go ahead. Head inside a ‘palace of worship’ and put your tithes into that collection plate and straight into Pastor Asshole’s $200,000 Lamborghini SUV fund and Pastor Asswipe’s Gulfstream G650 airplane fund, which goes for a reported $65 million. And then pass right on by the homeless on your way back to your modest digs. Pass right on by the line at the food bank. Pass on by the drug addict on the corner. Pass on by the drunk sitting in the alley who is mentally ill because he joined the U.S. military and when his mind got fucked up, the U.S. military couldn’t use him anymore and the Veterans Administration told him to head to the back of a non-existent line and wait for help. Pass on by all who need help and who will never receive any because the federal government has gut the hell out of the safety net and churches are too busy hosting fundraisers for $200,000 Lamborghini SUVs and $65 million dollar Gulfstream airplanes to drive and jet their asshole hypocritical ‘men of the cloth’ and their wives to who the fuck knows where. But one thing we should all know is that they are not heading somewhere to help a needy soul. That much should be crystal clear even to a motherfucker who has had a lobotomy.
And for those in Black churches, especially in the south, I’ll leave you with a poem I wrote because it is most appropriate for this piece!

“Jesus! A Minute Of Your Time!”

Some nights, when I cannot fall asleep,
I do not ask the Lord my soul to keep.
Once I believed, but I do not believe anymore.
He never heals the sick or feeds the poor.

His ‘holy’ men just take the tithes from fools,
who by rights should get a refund from their schools,
for believing in a fairy tale of such bull,
and pretending that an empty cup is full.

If I once believed in God, that ship has sailed,
nor can I pray to a man they say was nailed.
For if they did exist, why have they ignored the cries
of all the ‘holy men’ who spout tall tales and lies?

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.
And who promise that the sick will all be healed
and that Blacks will not be jailed or shot and killed.

Next Sunday, look at the picture on the wall.
Kneel before it and in a deep, southern drawl,
say, “Jesus, a minute of your time!”
“Why is Black skin at the scene of every crime?”
“What wrong did we ever do to you,
“that would make you hate us for it too?”
 “I listen to your word, oh Lord on high!”
 “So once again, I have to ask you why?”
 “If you exist, and there really is no sign,
at how much evil, will you finally draw the line?”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

 

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.”

The above is SO true, it ain’t even fucking funny!