Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife For President!

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I was greatly disturbed when I first read this and thought that I should take up the cause in an attempt to clear Hillary Clinton’s ‘good’ name.

It is not nice to say that Hillary Clinton is Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president. Even though, it is true, Hillary Clinton did nothing to cause her husband to ‘not have sexual relations with that woman’ and as a result of non-sexual relations ‘with that woman’, spill cum all down intern Monica Lewinsky’s best dress for success. Let he/she who is without sin, cast the first stone.

Let us be objective about this. Now, how would you feel if you were married and it came to your attention by way of  an impeachment procedure brought against your husband, that your husband was ‘not having sexual relations with that woman’ that did indeed result in cum escaping from your husband’s penis onto a young intern’s dress? Bill Clinton is only a man after all and so therefore, Hillary Clinton should be praised for standing by her ‘John’, Bill Clinton. She should get her chance to prove to the world that unlike her philandering husband, she can actually keep her legs closed to every Tom, Dick and John that might be so desperate as to attempt to woo Hillary Clinton or heaven forbid, take her away from her now, devoted husband. We all make mistakes and if we learn from them, we should be allowed to move on. Our past should not continue to come back and haunt us especially if we have paid our dues. And having the world know that your husband did not want to come to you and expose his penis and drench you with his cum, is a cross that Hillary Clinton is going to have to bear. It is most unfortunate for her since we all know that men are forgiven for their little peccadilloes as we women are surely not.

It is my opinion that because Hillary Clinton was the ‘wronged woman’, the female vote, she will get because all women know that they stand in Hillary Clinton’s shoes, whether married or not. Boys will be boys and they never grow up, they just play with different toys.

So, stop with the name-calling people. It does no one any good and it will not stop Hillghazi…uh, I mean Killary…uh…I mean Hillary from becoming the Democratic Party’s candidate for president. Do not be concerned that Hillary will buy a conscience from ‘the land of lost consciences’ and start promoting the allocation of more funds to social programs. Hillary Clinton will continue as the chief sponsor for corporations and like Barack Obama, she will continue to promote the welfare of corporations over people. She will continue to promote war and of course, the drone program will not suffer a setback merely because a woman shall assume the role of commander-in-chief. Hillary Clinton knows who butters her bread and she will act in the manner that best suits those to whom she owes her millions. Never fear! This country shall remain on track and not derail, unlike the recent tragic derailment that occurred in Philadelphia.

So, vote for Hillary Clinton, Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife for president 2016! You will only be left with change!

 

I Will Vote For Hillary Clinton!

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I will vote for Killary Killton if she gets the democratic presidential nomination because I want a lack of transparency in government to continue. I want to see war and more war. My vote for Killary Killton would mean that the drone program would get ramped up and that illegal detentions would continue. Secret torture chambers would continue to mete out punishment to innocent Brown bodies all across this planet.

 

I realize that I have gone over to the bright side because what could be more brighter than to see a big shiny red SUV parked in my garage beside the other three and I get to pick and choose which one I’ll drive next door to Starbucks; my most favorite, cheap and friendly neighborhood community center where me and my other posh friends get to sit back and ruminate on what a wonderful life we have while we mistreat the barista that’s earning minimum wage and sleeping behind the dumpster out back. What a life!

 

By my voting for Killary Killton, I am assuring myself and my cronies of a life of pure and unadulterated pleasure and thrills because that is what living is all about. Thankfully, I don’t have to break out in a sweat worrying over what those pesky Middle Eastern insurgents are up to because I know that our great guys and gals in the military are blowing them to bits and pissing all over them. There! That’ll teach ‘em not to mess with us.

 

Killary Killton will allow me to continue to live in ignorance of poverty, hunger, homelessness and mass incarceration and outright murder of those in society that shouldn’t be there in the first place. I get so sick and tired of attending Black Tie functions that require me to write a check to some charity that’s ostensibly set up to help some poor buggers who should know better than to lollygag by the wayside and who should just pull themselves up by their very own bootstraps, just like I did. Their daddy could have been just as well off as my daddy is and the bootstraps he gave to me, I have increased ten-fold and I did it all by my lonesome. If I can do it, everyone can. Since my daddy left me a string of pricey hotels and limousine services, I have been hard at work, spending money left and right while providing jobs for the lower order. They should be handing me awards, they should, but people these days are just so thankless. I have no understanding of why some people feel that the rich are parasites and pariahs when we are the very reason why the lower classes have jobs and Killary Killton understands this. A vote for Killary will allow me to continue living as I do because she is one of us, a female!

 

Vote for Killary Killton! She is the ‘female’ version of Dick Cheney, otherwise known as The Dick and he too, is of our circle since the heart that lies within his chest was donated to him by a female Gitmo detainee!

Ladies, we owe it to that pariah Hillary Clinton, our solidarity vote! If you receive over $50 million annually, thanks to a trust fund your daddy set up for you, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! If you have never had to sweep up my mess, ladies, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have never had to bend your back over fields of cotton, tobacco or vegies, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote. Ladies, if you have never had to worry about where your next meal is coming from, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have never had to work at all because your man is a Wall Street hustler, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! Ladies, if you have received your certificate that certifies that you are of the upper echelons of society, you owe Hillary Clinton, your vote! With our votes, ladies, Hillary Clinton is a shoe-in!

Hillary Clinton, the presidential choice of the ladies of the 1% for 2016!