What ‘Christian’ Like Behavior!

Well at least I don’t think his pants are unzipped and he’s drinking liquor in THIS picture. Of course I could be wrong since I can’t see his pants or his other hand. LMAO!

 

Jerry Falwell Jr., is acting just like ‘christians’ act. I mean, christians are some of the BIGGEST hypocrites on this planet and so it should be no wonder that Jr., would think nothing of posting a picture with his pants unzipped and his arm around a female who is not his wife whose pants are also unzipped. I mean, when I was FORCED to attend christian churches as a child, that was ALL the rage. The pastor was known for chasing after EVERY skirt in the church. In fact, only one female usher left the church because she had some qualms about being pursued by a MARRIED pastor while the rest just thought that they were being favored by the pastor. But as usual, I digress. Let’s take a look at what Jerry Falwell Jr., has been up to lately. I mean, the last time I posted about Jr., he was stating that he was going to only wear a face mask if it had a picture of a KKK outfit or was sporting ‘Black’ face.

Totally ‘christian’ like behavior. So what’s the BIG deal??!!! LMAO!!! Falwell has been doing this shit for years and getting away with it, so what’s the problem NOW???!!

 

 

And if “Peggy Bundy” here doesn’t have a problem with it, then why should we? They are both consenting adults and adultery and unzipped pants are only a sin if the spouses of either party have a problem with it and it would seem to be the case whereas they don’t. I mean, they were all on a yacht together and so, who knows? Jrs’ wife could have been sharing ‘cock’tails with ‘Peggy Bundy’s’ husband since Falwell Jr., stated that “Peggy Bundy” is pregnant. But, the plot thickens, along with “Peggy Bundy’s’ waistline as to who the father is. With both “Bundy’s” pants unzipped and Falwell’s pants unzipped, this doesn’t mean that an episode of this type hasn’t happened before. If I were the spouse of “Peggy Bundy,” I would DEMAND a DNA test. I’d not spend one dime on that baby if it weren’t mine. Now that would be, dare I say, a “SIN?”

But what shocks me is this!

Jerry Falwell Jr. Taking Leave of Absence From Liberty University

Jerry Falwell Jr., one of President Trump’s most prominent and controversial evangelical supporters, will take an indefinite leave of absence from his role as president and chancellor of Liberty University, the board of trustees announced on Friday.

 

But get this! The board of trustees ASKED Jerry Falwell Jr., if he would kindly step down and take a leave of absence and so if he had said, “NO!,” then I guess, that would have been that. But make no mistake, Jerry Falwell Jr., has stepped down, my ass! He still runs this shithole burg and that christian conservative, hypocritical shit, Liberty University. Jerry Falwell Jr., is still giving the orders and no one in Lynchburg is in any doubt of that. In fact, has anyone heard a peep out of Jonathan Falwell, Jerry Falwell Jrs’ brother? Hell no! And you won’t! And he’s the pastor of the Falwell’s church. You’d think he’d step up to the plate and denounce the shenanigans of his brother. But since he is a punk who allows himself to be pushed around by Jerry Jr., since Jerry Jr., holds the purse strings, Jonathan had better keep his mouth shut unless he is in the pulpit raining fire and brimstone down on his congregants; everyone except for Jerry Falwell Jr., that is.

Jerry Falwell Jr. has promised to be a ‘good boy’ from here on out. Yeah! I believe that!

The influential evangelical leader said in a slurred voice, “I’ve apologized to everybody and I promised my kids, I’m gonna try to be a good boy from here on out.” – Jerry Falwell Jr.

So we know that what Falwell Jr., called “black liquid” in his glass, must have contained something that renders speech, slurred. And Falwell’s mind is never truly off ‘black’ for some reason. I wonder why. “Black face,” “black liquid,” what the hell??!!

I guess this little shithole burg is destined to hit the news every now and then, what with Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jrs’., antics, the petition to rename Lynchburg because its name has racist connotations, not to mention that this Lynchburg also shares the same name as that other Lynchburg; you know the one, it’s in Tennessee and is the home of Jack Daniels which I hear tell is made in Lynchburg, TN. In fact, my southern accent was so strong, that when I moved to Baltimore, MD, I was accused of being from Lynchburg, TN, not Lynchburg, VA. I got tired of correcting folks and just accepted that being mistaken for being from one Lynchburg was just as bad as being mistaken from the other.

But christians, I don’t want you to get any ideas that what Falwell Jr., did was unchristianlike and so I’ll leave you with a poem I wrote a few years back on ‘christians’.

Christianity And The Church

 

Well, it’s Sunday morning
and someone said to me,
“Why aren’t you in church
celebrating Christianity?”

I sat and thought a spell,
and I poured myself a drink.
I said, “Church ain’t about love,
It’s got less than what you think.

It ain’t about paying tithes
or listening to the word.
It ain’t about the preacher man
or his hypocritical herd.

Christianity and the church,
thanks to man are now obscene.
How can the Lord’s work
get done by those who are unclean?

The Reverend, just last night,
pinched me on my ass!
And a married man he is,
but he pinched me, bold as brass.

Guess where the married deacon was,
and I’ll give you a little hint.
He was on his knees all night,
giving head to a well-hung gent.

Now, I’m not one to judge
and I sin and come up short,
but church folk revile the devil,
when with him, they do cavort.

No, I’ll not be sitting in church
with those good ole Christian folk.
Just a taking in a scripture or two,
’cause it’s all just one big joke.

Now let me tell you something,
drive by the local motel,
on any Saturday night
and see the Christians reveling like hell.

Then come Sunday morning,
that’s when they’re all so pious and calm.
And then next Saturday night,
they ain’t thinking ’bout the 23rd psalm.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2018 Shelby I. Courtland

Damn it if that ain’t the ‘christians’! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 So what did Jerry Falwell Jr. do that the rest of you fake ass, holier than thou hypocrites don’t do??!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 And remember, I’ve seen you shameless shits in action, so don’t even bother trying to pull one over on me. It won’t work. LMAO!!!

Totally ‘christian’ like behavior. So what’s the BIG deal??!!! LMAO!!! Falwell has been doing this shit for years and getting away with it, so what’s the problem NOW???!!

 

That is MOST definitely, ‘christian’ like behavior!!! Falwell Jr., and “Peggy Bundy,” I think, make a wholesome ‘christian’ couple. LMAO! This is just TOO funny!

“Jesus! A Minute Of Your Time!”

jesus pic

Some nights, when I cannot fall asleep,
I do not ask the Lord my soul to keep.
Once I believed, but I do not believe anymore.
He never heals the sick or feeds the poor.

His ‘holy’ men just take the tithes from fools,
who by rights should get a refund from their schools,
for believing in a fairytale of such bull,
and pretending that an empty cup is full.

If I once believed in God, that ship has sailed,
nor can I pray to a man they say was nailed.
For if they did exist, why have they ignored the cries
of all the ‘holy men’ who spout tall tales and lies?

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.
And who promise that the sick will all be healed
and that Blacks will not be jailed or shot and killed.

Next Sunday, look at the picture on the wall.
Kneel before it and in a deep, southern drawl,
say, “Jesus, a minute of your time!”
“Why is Black skin at the scene of every crime?”
“What wrong did we ever do to you,
“that would make you hate us for it too?”
 “I listen to your word, oh Lord on high!”
 “So once again, I have to ask you why?”
 “If you exist, and there really is no sign,
at how much evil, will you finally draw the line?”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Dead On A Nightclub Floor!

nightclub

Dead on a nightclub floor;
shot at point blank range,
in the eyes of the deranged,
their lifestyle was just too strange.

I may not like your lifestyle,
but you do deserve to live.
And if I wasn’t afraid of needles,
my blood to you, I’d give.

We will never like each other.
And that is a well-known fact.
But the very least that we could do,
is over our hatred, try not to act.

Guns did not kill those people.
A violent man did so.
He could have easily blown them up,
and still put a tag on their toe.

But even so, a gun was used,
and we can call for a ban.
Although, it is way too late
because guns have many a fan.

Do not think that a gun ban,
will do any good at all.
Too many have already been sold.
And it’s too late to shout, “Last call!”

Their blood was spilled in anger.
Did it wash over the bereaved?
Many mourners understand,
for they too have lost and grieved.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

I have been extremely ‘vocal’ about my feelings over the LGBT community, but no one deserves this and I would certainly never actually pick up a weapon and kill someone, regardless of how I felt about them. That is not in my nature. I don’t know if this murderer was confused over religion and maybe his own underlying sexuality issues or what, but it takes an extremely callous and insensitive individual to do what this man did. If we want to think that this man was prodded into committing this heinous act because of his religious beliefs, then I can only say, would that ‘religion’ was never a ‘creation’ of man. Because it was and it has caused nothing but wars, death, destruction and hatred to seethe and turn men’s hearts, stone cold! And unfortunately, this is not the end. It is only the end for those who were murdered.

So, I do not offer useless prayers. I will however, hope against all hope that we can eventually grow up and stop believing in fictitious ‘religious’ fairytales that have been handed down, added to and detracted from, for generations and look at where we are now as a result. It does not bode well for a future for any of us.

God Damned America To Hell!

Religion? In America? Hell nah! Because God damned America to hell!
Religion? In America? Hell nah! Because God damned America to hell!

Oh, so, you went to church today and got ‘religion’, did you? Fuck if you did! Ain’t no goddamn religion in these here Divided Snakes of Amurderer because God damned America to hell! You’re a lying piece of filth if you even think that you’ve got an inkling of what religion is all about. You’re fucking clueless because you think that if you bow your head and listen to some stupid ass prayer from some simple ass reverend that you’re good. You ain’t good! In fact, you so ain’t good! Your happy ass is hell bound, motherfucker! You see, you’re just another piece of worthless filth who is trying to pay their way through the pearly gates. Your reverend is a goddamn piece of shit ‘cause you’re paying him or her for services rendered; the service of assuring your worthless happy ass, a permanent spot in paradise once you blow your last breath out. Haven’t you heard? You can’t ‘buy’ your way into heaven motherfucker, oh no! You either get there on your own merits or you don’t get there at all. You go in the opposite direction. And I’ll save you some dough! You ain’t going to heaven, oh not at all. I don’t care what you do. The reason why you ain’t going to heaven motherfucker, and you know why, but you don’t want to admit to it, is because you’re a sorry, worthless, complacent, apathetic, useless piece of shit that ain’t even worth the dirt underneath your Louis Vuitton shoes and what’s more, you ain’t got a merit to stand on. That ant that you stepped on on your way into your ‘holy’ worshipping palace has a guaranteed spot in God’s holy place, but your ass won’t see it because you’ve already been rejected and don’t even act like you don’t know it.

Nothing can save your worthless ass from the hellfire that your reverend, is going on and on about. Oh that’s right, you’re listening so intently and hanging onto every word because you need that hope that once you’ve paid your tithes and bowed your head and repeated after the good reverend, that that is all you’ve got to do. Hell nah, motherfucker! You see, when was the last time that you gave a shit about anybody or anything other than your own worthless hide? I’ll tellya. On the twelfth of never! You more than likely drove by a homeless mother and child and spit and if you didn’t do that, then you looked the other way. When was the last time you actually gave a damn about the fact that children are hungry and are going to bed in warehouses? When was the last time you cared enough to call a prison warden and ask why are prisoners on hunger strikes? When was the last time you gave a thought to those who are without health insurance especially since you know what it feels like to be sick? When was the last time you told your representative that you were damn sick and tired of wars being started in your name over some bullshit? When have you ever realized that the reason why America is constantly minding some goddamn other country’s business is because you’re driving an SUV next door to the supermarket? Have you ever wondered why America’s military is stationed all around the world? Have you ever checked and found that the U.S. spends more on military useless shit than it does on anything else? Have you never wondered why drones are still raining down on the heads of people in foreign lands if Osama bin Laden is dead? Have you even thought to wonder why America does not want to get out of Afghanistan? Have you wondered why America is knee deep in starting shit in Venezuela? Hell no, you haven’t. You don’t fucking care because you’re just so goddamn religious, that shit just don’t concern you. You’ can’t be bothered because that would mean that you’d have to look up and see that it ain’t all mood lighting and sunbeams shining in your stupid, clueless face. You just might have to actually DO something about all the horrors that you see unfolding before your eyes that you just don’t want to see.

Church and religion is another escape route for you because then you think that by singing some hymns, that you can keep reality at bay. Sing a hymn and shit don’t look grim. Well, it’s grim, motherfucker, exceedingly grim. And what do you think you’re going to do when the bomb falls into your goddamn lap? You gonna sing a hymn? Is that going to stop your foolish ass from being vaporized? Are you gonna pretend that it’s a big ole smartphone and play with it? Probably, since Americans ain’t exactly displaying any God given sense these days. And you want to know why? Again, God damned these divided snakes of Amurderer. So, motherfucker, keep assuming that you even have a clue as to what ‘religion’ is all about when you don’t know a goddamn thing about religion. Keep telling yourself that religion is what’s keeping people from being homeless. If that were the case, then why are there over a million people walking around homeless in America on any given night? Keep telling yourself that religion is what’s keeping people fed. If that were the case, then why are so many children hungry when they get to school in the morning? Keep telling yourself that hospital emergency rooms are there to treat the uninsured sick. Of course you never heard about poor Anna Brown, a poor homeless woman, who died in police custody because she went to the hospital begging for help only to have the police called on her, taken to jail and died promptly on the jailhouse floor from blood clots in her leg. You didn’t hear about that because you were too busy attempting to buy your way into heaven by handing money to the reverend who will make sure that you pay dearly for your guaranteed spot.

You didn’t hear about the children in Iraq who are now orphans thanks to the good ole USofA. You didn’t hear about the civilians in Afghanistan who have been fucked up by the U.S. military, killed and had their body parts cut off and exhibited for trophies. You were busy trying to pay your way into heaven. You didn’t hear about the drones that have been raining down on innocent heads in Pakistan, Yemen and Somalia because you’re just too religious to pay attention! You can’t be bothered by that piddling little shit. What’s that got to do with you? It’s got everything to do with you because it’s done in your goddamn name and what’s done in your name is going to register on YOU motherfucker on judgment day. So, if you think that you are religious, you’d better hop to waking the fuck up, opening your motherfucking eyes and saying, “woe motherfuckers, the shit stops now because I’m religious, SEE and I want my candy ass to get into paradise, I’ve paid enough for it!”

Yes indeed, God damned America and don’t even think that I am going to pretty any goddamn thing up anymore. The time for me to post poems about posies of pansies is long fucking gone, so if you think that you’re going to bring your candy ass in here and read some feel good shit, too fucking bad. It SO ain’t gonna happen. If you can’t handle fire, then stay the hell outta this goddamn kitchen, cause it’s smokin’ in here, SEE! You know about fucking religion, my ass!