On Memorial Day, War Is ALWAYS Such A Blessing!

war is good

War is always such a blessing
It never is distressing or depressing.
I know all too well that this is true.
War has been good for me and you.

You proudly give your lives up for the rich.
For us, life never is a bitch.
In a blaze of glory, you go out.
And really, that’s what it’s all about.

The drone operators are so brave
as they send little children to their grave.
Since the world has become a battleground,
the drums of war make a lovely throbbing sound.

Teach your sons and your daughters about their duty.
And one day, when they are dead, we’ll make a movie.
It will honor their brave and noble deeds.
The wounded, we shall see to all their needs.

Through war, we bring peace unto this earth.
And though you break out in dubious peals of mirth,
the last laugh will always be on you,
for none of what is written is ever true.

When we put a lethal weapon in your hand,
and send you to die in a foreign land,
your life means nothing, you should know,
but you never give pause, you just go.

War is not only just a blessing,
to us, it is also quite refreshing,
that you are so willingly prostituted,
and it’s all because you are just too stupid,
to understand that if it were not for you,
no drone would ever strike on cue!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing! War is a blessing because we get a day off to attend parades, eat hot dogs, drink beer and be thankful over how ‘free’ we are that we can still board an airplane after having been molested and radiated. We are free!

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing! War is a blessing because we get to sit on our fat asses and forget about all the people who were killed by our sons protecting our ‘freedoms’ that we hold so dear such as the freedom to be arrested for committing NO crime and getting murdered as a result, such as was the case with Freddie Gray. Freddie Gray is not here to celebrate this day in remembrance of AmeriKKKa’s war dead because he is dead and who the hell knows why? What did Freddie Gray do wrong? I mean, he was in AmeriKKKa, right? Home of the ‘FREE’? The reason we are celebrating this day thanks to ALL those who died to give us these ‘freedoms’! Right? So, why is Freddie Gray, dead? I’ll leave this alone for awhile because I know some of you are confused and need some time to come up with THE answer; the RIGHT answer!

Yes indeed, war IS ALWAYS such a blessing for the warmongers and war hawks who are in bed with the makers of the war weapons(Lockheed Martin, Boeing and Crew), you know who the warmongers are. They are AmeriKKKa’s politicians; Barack ‘Nobel Peace Prize Insane’ Obadroner, KillarE ‘Whitewater scandal Benghazigate Emailgate Big ass Jockstrap’ Clinton, Bernie ‘I believe in the drone program’ Sanders, Combover ‘Build A Wall to Keep THOSE Illegals Out, Never mind us pink-assed motherfuckers, “Indians? What Indians?” TrumpDump! And who makes the war machine possible? Why, our sons and soon…our daughters because the military generals have said that it is high time women saw some combat action. And guess why women are now necessary for the military. Can’t guess? You’re celebrating WHY! The ‘troops’ are dead, dying and committing suicide from being fucked up in the head after having been deployed too many goddamn times! You don’t get that? No, of course you don’t because all you know is that today gave you an excuse to sit back and indulge in too much alcohol, hot dogs and sun! Burn motherfuckers! Burn! Because one of these days, your turn is coming. So, eat, drink and be merry since you don’t really give a damn for the war dead because if you did, the last thing you would be doing in honor of their memory, is eating, drinking and sitting at a goddamn parade!

Hillary Clinton’s Theme Song!

Hillary battles the devil theme song

The devil called to Hillary and said, “Come home my dear to me!”
Ole Hillary answered back, “I didn’t sell my soul to thee!”

 

That devil, he was fired up for no one should call his bluff.
Hillary had sold her soul to him and he knew she liked it rough.

He threw ole Hillary across his back and took her down to hell.
But he was no match for Hillary, she put him under her spell.

She called Lockheed and she called Boeing, her personal munitions teams.
And now if you listen real close, you can hear the devil’s screams.

She launched her drones and fired her missiles and attacked hell’s vaulted gates.
And now the Christians can’t burn in hell, Hillary destroyed its fiery lakes.

“Where to now?,” Hillary asks of her rich and rowdy friends.
And don’t hold back, I’ll shit myself, that’s why I wear depends.”

“We’ve bombed hell and destroyed Iraq and Libya is up in flames.”
“We’ve killed Gaddafi, hanged Hussein, so let’s add more to those names!”

“We’re running out of land to grab and leaders to kill for sport!”
“Let’s turn on our own and show them whose boss, a mission we won’t abort!”

“I’ll soon be the man in a DC house, I’m a madman, doncha know?”
“America, bend your ass over, you’re now my goddamn ho!”

Hillary requested that her theme song be written by,

Shelby I. Courtland (and I was quite happy to do it! P.S. You’re welcome Hillary!!!)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, since I am privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, I know what that warmonger has in store for AmeriKKKa and even without being privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, you should know as well! And for those of you who are thinking of turning to Hillary Clinton when Bernie Sanders concedes to her, I would rebel and refuse to get behind this warmonger. If you must vote, write-in a third party candidate or at the very least you could write your own name in. Better that than that warmonger. I do understand that the only other alternative seems to be Frump, but hey! We are still here even AFTER Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II and Obama, so hey! We will deal with it! Did we like it and will we like it? Hell no! But we should have done something about this long before it reached this point and so who do we have to blame for it? Something to ponder.

I Am On An Anti-Military Crusade!

 

soldiers

I am on an anti-military crusade

For being a killer is why you get paid

Do us all a favor and just drop dead

Shoot yourself in your goddamn head

You are sick and you need to die

And I will be glad to tell you why

You’re already dead when you aim a drone

At someone who to you, is unknown

You are not  human and you fucking know that

That is why you can kill at the drop of a hat

You say that it’s the only job that you can find

I’d rather get crushed underground in a mine

Unlike you, I am human and I give a damn

About all the children that you killed in *Nam.

I ache for the mothers that have lost a child

And for the people in Afghanistan that you defiled

You suit up and you go not into harm’s way

But to a foreign land and make people, your prey.

I am expected to sympathize when you get fucked up

Nothing fucking doing since you are morally bankrupt

Never for a minute think that I will take your side

You’re an ugly, twisted shit hopped up on false pride

I hope that your own mind becomes the enemy

And when you die, burn in hell for all eternity.

*Vietnam

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Crap a goddamn attitude over this one, I fucking hope you do because I mean every damn word of this poem and as inspiration comes, more of the like will get posted, you fucking military whores and though I don’t believe in the ‘christian’s’ hell, I hope that there is someplace that you end up in that will make you wish you were never born!

 

 

 

War Is Always Such A Blessing!

 

 

 

 

american sniper

War is always such a blessing
It never is distressing or depressing.
I know all too well that this is true.
War has been good for me and you.

You proudly give your lives up for the rich.
For us, life never is a bitch.
In a blaze of glory, you go out.
And really, that’s what it’s all about.

The drone operators are so brave
as they send little children to their grave.
Since the world has become a battleground,
the drums of war make a lovely throbbing sound.

Teach your sons and your daughters about their duty.
And one day, when they are dead, we’ll make a movie.
It will honor their brave and noble deeds.
The wounded, we shall see to all their needs.

Through war, we bring peace unto this earth.
And though you break out in dubious peals of mirth,
the last laugh will always be on you,
for none of what is written is ever true.

When we put a lethal weapon in your hand,
and send you to die in a foreign land,
your life means nothing, you should know,
but you never give pause, you just go.

War is not only just a blessing,
to us, it is also quite refreshing,
that you are so willingly prostituted,
and it’s all because you are just too stupid,
to understand that if it were not for you,
no drone would ever strike on cue!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

This poem was born thanks to Tubularsock’s latest blog post and what a knock-out it is! If I were you, I would head on over there because when they say that, “The truth shall set you free!” let’s see if indeed that is the case because, CANNON FODDER, WAKE THE FUCK UP! You are not honorable, nor are you brave and you’re certainly not fierce and tough if you’re a drone operator because how is your life on the line? You are sitting thousands of miles away from the target, which happens to be a HUMAN BEING and not a BUG SPLAT that you degenerates refer to them as. And those of you who have killed children, how can you even look at yourself in the mirror, much less at your own children and not see the evil and vile atrocity that is YOU?

And if you are thinking that they are going to make a movie about you, dream on! Oh my bad, they did make a movie about the honorable and the brave and they called it American Sniper. Well isn’t that nice? But guess what? Whoever gets to play your stupid ass in the movie is going to take home a Golden Globe or an Oscar for their performance, but what will you take home? Eh? What’s that? A medal? And you say you need food stamps? Are you fucking kidding me? Get outta here! You don’t need food stamps! The elites pay well for you to do their dirty work for them, don’t they? They don’t? My stars! Ain’t that a bitch! So, let me get this straight. The elite fucks send you to do their dirty work and they pay you peanuts to do it and when some Hollywood bigwigs decides to make a movie about your ‘heroics’. you’re not even invited to give your input, much less get a starring role in it? But then maybe that’s because you are just so severely wounded, you are in no position to even hold your own fork, much less learn your lines. But damn! I didn’t even think of this, the fact that you could be dead and therefore, couldn’t star in a movie about yourself at any rate! Wow! How fucked up is that? And for the poor homeless veterans, are you getting any royalties if the movie is based on your ‘war life’? Yes? No? Indeed, we all ‘NO’ what the answer to that question is or you wouldn’t be homeless.

Seriously, how stupid can you get when you know by now that America will never stop the war machine. America is THE WAR MACHINE!  When has America not been the WAR MACHINE? And let me say THIS again. AMERICA, THE WAR MACHINE, COULD NOT BE A WAR MACHINE IF NOT FOR THE CANNON FODDER, THE ELITE’S PROSTITUTES THAT ‘WHORE’ THEMSELVES OUT FOR PEANUTS WHILE THE RICH LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY AND GREEDILY GRAB AND HOARD THE WEALTH THAT THEY ACCUMULATE FROM THE PROFITS OF WAR! War is a booming business for the warmongers. Ask every member of congress. Ask the president. Ask the companies that make the missiles and the drones and the armored vehicles and the military fatigues and all the other military paraphernalia that is required, constantly, to keep the war machine revved up! And please, buy those American flags and just wave ’em back and forth like you just don’t care because guess what? Those who send you off to war, including the president, don’t give a damn about you. That inept, clueless Obama wouldn’t even know how to put an AK-47 together, much less operate a drone. He is your worthless ass cheerleader, cheering you on to your death while he sits back in comfort, waited on hand and foot while you are on active duty guarding poppy plants in Afghanistan. You are away from your families because you are AGAIN, attempting to train Iraqi soldiers how to handle those pesky insurgents that America(CIA) trained. Obama salutes you as though he is doing you a favor. And you stand there smiling and grinning and thinking that you are THE SHIT when in reality, he would have you cleaned off of his shoes just as he would if he had stepped in a pile of shit. Don’t think so! Why are you jobless and homeless if Obama gives a shit? Exactly. Let that marinate!

The sad fact is that this is all a game to those who profit from war. This is all a game to those who send you off to whore your body to them by fighting their wars. Stop being Obama’s whore. He’s already got one. He doesn’t need millions more. Let him and his whore and his VP and John ‘mad dog’ McCain, and John ‘tan man’ Boehner and every other Washington, DC asshole do their own dirty work. Let those who make the war machine possible, do the dirty work; those who make the machines that kill. Let them go. Make them press the button that sends a drone across the world to kill an innocent child, man and woman.

For the cannon fodder prostitutes that make it back all wounded and shit, don’t make yourselves look even worse by allowing them to use you for an infomercial about Wounded Warriors. You just look stupid while they have you begging some stranger to send money to help you get a wheelchair. You chose to go, now deal with it. You’re contemplating committing suicide because you can no longer deal with the hell that is now your mind because of what you’ve done. I can only ask, “Was war a blessing to you?” Do you think Obama is torn over his role in all of this? Do you think that he is up at night, worrying about you? Do you think it even troubles him that as your commander-in-chief, he is ultimately responsible for the deaths of not only every American that gets killed in war, but also every innocent person that gets killed by bombs and missiles and drones that are paid for by me and every other American citizen? This is why your plight is an infomercial because that lying, hypocritical war criminal Obama could give a rat’s ass about you and your family. But go ahead, sign the fuck up, get fucked up and see what happens? Try and find Obama’s ass to send you some relief. And if you die, your family will get a nice American flag to drape over the coffin that will remain closed because what’s inside ain’t looking so good! If it’s ugly, it can’t be shown to the American people. War must forever be removed from US because when it’s not up close and personal, we don’t give a shit! But if it is in the form of a movie, why we are there! American Sniper made how much? American Sniper’ Nears $200 Million in Ticket Sales after 2 weeks. I wonder, did ‘Wounded Warriors’ or ‘Disabled Vets’ contact those who made millions off this movie and ask for donations and if they did, how well were they received? Do you wonder?