Hillary!

There once was a thug named ‘Hillary’,
who laughed and cackled all day.
This witch was immune to prosecution,
 and she always got her own way.

Then in struts Weiner in his undies,
to an under age girl, he was sexting,
a picture of his crotch on the bulge
and now, a presidential race, it’s affecting.

The witch named Hillary is livid.
She thought she had it in the bag.
but a man by the name of Andy Weiner
just sank the election for that hag.

Donald Trump is just a’smiling and a’grinning.
He foretold of this many years ago,
that a Weiner would take ole Hillary down
and deliver the final, glancing blow!

When the dust has finally cleared away
and the loser has conceded to the Weiner,
will we each accept what just went down
and go home and ‘eat crow’ for our dinner?

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Well? Will we? LMAO! Even though, we should not be amused at this farce of an election, what can we do, eh? I for one, am not going to sweat it. And I do believe it is quite obvious that I don’t want that lying, blood thirsty warmonger, Hillary Clinton to win! Heaven and hell forbid! Damn! I’m glad I can’t vote this year because if I could, I would have held my nose and voted for Trump because I despise and detest that war whore far more than I dislike Trump.

Weiner Has RODham’s Emails??!!

 

So, let me get this straight. The FBI was investigating Weiner for allegedly sexting a 15-year old girl and somehow, Hillary RODham Clinton’s emails showed up on the ‘sext’? “Hold the WEINER and the ROD, Batman! We have actually got WeinerRodGate here?” Get the fuck outta here! Poor Weiner! I am sure that Hillary’s ROD is bigger than his! And we know she got balls! When will this freak show end? I have never seen the like.

And so we have ‘Another Weiner Inquiry’, this time, Hillary Clinton is involved and the FBI, just eleven days before the election, has decided to hit us with a bombshell and re-open the Hillary Clinton email scandal with Anthony Weiner as the villain THIS time!

Emails in Anthony Weiner Inquiry Jolt Hillary Clinton’s Campaign

WASHINGTON — The presidential campaign was rocked on Friday after federal law enforcement officials said that emails pertinent to the closed investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server were discovered on a computer belonging to Anthony D. Weiner, the estranged husband of a top Clinton aide.

In a letter to Congress, the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, said the emails had surfaced in an unrelated case, which law enforcement officials said was an F.B.I. investigation into illicit text messages from Mr. Weiner to a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina. Mr. Weiner, a former Democratic congressman from New York, is married to Huma Abedin, the top aide.

Hillary Clinton, then went on the defensive and accused Donald Trump of causing fear mongering by spreading baseless lies about the emails that, I do believe, were brought up by FBI director, James B. Comey and not by Donald Trump and so how is it that Donald Trump is spreading baseless lies and is fear mongering something that was started by the FBI? Donald Trump cannot force the FBI to re-open an investigation of Hillary Clinton’s email scandal. But as usual, Hillary Clinton wants to take the focus off where it should be and place the focus on Donald Trump when he has absolutely nothing to do with this.

It is my understanding that Hillary Clinton’s top aid is Weiner’s estranged wife, Huma Abedin. So, if Hillary Clinton should be trying to refocus this story on anyone, it should be onto her top aid, Huma Abedin; asking her what the hell she did with those emails that, apparently, are in the hands of the FBI.

What the hell is going on? One thing I do agree with Hillary on is that this is unprecedented even for AmeriKKKa! I have never seen such shenanigans in all my days and we have had some outrageous shenanigans in elections, but this, by far, takes the cake. With only a little over a week before election day, what the hell else can we expect? To find out that Chelsea Clinton is actually Anthony Weiner’s love child? Oh my bad! Webster Hubbell is Chelsea Clinton’s daddy. Well, what then? Anyone care to hazard a guess? Because I got nothing!

The FBI needs to put up or shut up because the claim was that they had nothing and that Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong and so why in this eleventh hour is the FBI, now seemingly backtracking to the point where everyone’s jockstraps and panties are all in a bunch and for those of you who have already voted for Hillary Clinton and now wish that you could take it back and wait to see what new evidence has come to light, too bad, so sad. For those of you who have yet to cast your vote, I say, it’s not too late to change it.

Regardless of the outcome of this new FBI investigation and allegations of wrongful use of servers while at the State Department, Hillary Clinton should be behind bars for all we do know about what she has done. Her and her philandering husband should never step foot back inside the White House to take up residence as the President and ‘First Husband’. What is this world coming to when two such stomp down criminals can not only go scot free and are seemingly untouchable, but get to prance and parade back inside the White House when it is my understanding that when the two left the White House the first time around, Hillary Clinton was taking shit from the White House that did not belong to her. Now, if I stole something from someone else’s house, I’m going to jail, but this career criminal keeps right on smelling the air outside of prison or even, a jail cell. Where are her prison stripes? If Martha Stewart can cool her heels inside a prison for what she did, and Hillary Clinton has done far worse, it is now time to get Hillary fitted for her prison wardrobe. I will never call that soulless monster, Madame President. I will never sit and watch her spout lie after lie after lie. If the American people accept that warwhore as their president, we’re ALL losers!