This teacher was absolutely correct when he stated that the U.S. military is filled with “fucking stupid Uncle Louies.”
North Korea claims US soldier seeks refuge, fled ‘racism’
North Korea on Wednesday said the U.S. army private who crossed the border in July had “expressed his willingness to seek refuge” in the secretive country after becoming disillusioned with American society.
Pvt. Travis King, 23, had been deployed in South Korea and spent 47 days in a local jail after an altercation with locals, according to U.S. officials. After his release, he booked a tour of the Demilitarized Zone, during which he ran across the border.
Dude said, “Fuck this shit! I qualify for food stamps, the same as I did when I worked at Walmart and even though I joined the U.S. military to better my situation, here I am sitting in jail in South Korea on some bullshit charges, to hell with this. My uncle was right all along, AmeriKKKa is racist as hell! North Korea, here I come! If you can host Dennis Rodman, then I should be just fine.”
23-year-old Private Travis King, the U.S. wants their slave back and even though you’re only 23-years old, you should still know that this country was founded on theft, genocide and slavery. I do realize and understand that schools have been dumbing students down, but let’s get real; a blind, deaf mute that’s been planted still knows what the U.S. has and always will stand for and your black ass ain’t never meant shit to this fucking fifth world nation that’s rapidly descending into hell.
Look at this shit!
Gump’s Owner Slams San Francisco Leaders, Newsom Over Downtown Conditions
The owner of Gump’s, a luxury store in San Francisco took out a full page-ad blasting California state and local officials claiming that his rich customers are beyond disgusted by the fact that they must witness asses bent over on the sidewalk taking a shit while they are merely trying to shop at a luxury department store and that shit ain’t hardly fair. According to Gump’s former patrons, the homeless should just use their own restrooms and only come out in the streets when they have bathed and groomed themselves to specific requirements that meet the minimum standards of the code of conduct in deporting yourself in public; never mind the fact that you have no home because rents are skyrocketing. Put some boots on and pull yourselves up by your bootstraps the same as Gump’s former patrons have done.
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Employees inside Nancy Pelosi Federal Building in San Francisco told to work from home as crime skyrockets
Workers in the Nancy Pelosi Federal Building in San Francisco were ordered to steer clear of the building “for the foreseeable future” as crime in the city continues to skyrocket.
Officials at the US Department of Health and Human Services advised its hundreds of federal employees to indefinitely work from home rather than risk commuting to the downtown tower, which has become a hotspot for street drug deals in recent months.
According to Nancy Pelosi, her 5 employees have NOT been ordered to steer clear of the building but have instead been encouraged to continue going in to work at the federal building bearing her name. Pelosi insists that her 5 employees should have no problem with the fact that each and every single one of us must take a shit and just because we become homeless, taking a shit does not simply cease. Shit happens no matter where one lives; be it in a house, an apartment or a tent on the sidewalk. Pelosi met with city officials to try and brainstorm over what to do with the loads of shit left on sidewalks and in the streets. An intrepid city employee was heard to make a suggestion; employ shit scoopers since apparently, in the days of the Wild, wild west when horses were the main mode of transportation, shit scoopers were employed, and the shit worked. Why not employ that method today? We will surely find out if that employee will be laughed out of his job or receive a medal.
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Target facing ‘unacceptable amount’ of retail theft and organized retail crime, CEO says
“Our team continues to face an unacceptable amount of retail theft and organized retail crime,” he said. “Shrink remains consistent with our expectations but well above the sustainable level where we expect to operate over time, and unfortunately, safety incidents associated with theft are moving in the wrong direction.”
On a zoom call, CEO Shrink expressed outrage that inventory in Target stores was ‘shrinking’ and even though he was named for ‘shrinkage’, that shit just should not take place inside Target stores and especially since the cause of the shrinkage has a lot to do with people whose jobs have shrunk to no jobs and therefore, in order to feed themselves and their families, they have taken to reducing the corporate bottom line by engaging in a bit of “broke shopping.” I mean…just what did CEOs imagine people were going to do after having seen the big bank executives get rewarded with multimillion dollar bonuses after the 2008 economic crash while Mainstreet was allowed to ‘shrink’ into nonexistence?
And so, folks, is it any wonder that Private Travis King would throw himself across the border into North Korea? With all the shit that AmeriKKKa is eyeball deep in, and the fact that racism is running rampant as well, what other choice did King have? This particular ‘King’ obviously did NOT have a dream about little Black girls and little Black boys rubbing shoulders in harmony with their white counterparts and so that kumbaya shit just wasn’t happening; not ever especially since he had been sitting all up in a jail cell in South Korea for, apparently, not getting along with the ‘locals’. No surprise there. A Black man dumped down in South Korea, and nothing was going to go wrong with that, eh?
Private, keep your black ass in North Korea if they’ll have you. Kim Jong Un is no worse than these despots over here or anywhere else for that matter. If Edward Snowden can be harbored by Russia, then I see no reason why North Korea can’t harbor you. Good on you for trying to give it a go because these stupid shits over here are well aware that we were STOLEN, but now it’s a big ass problem for shit to get stolen. To hell with them!!!!