“Jesus! A Minute Of Your Time!”

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Some nights, when I cannot fall asleep,
I do not ask the Lord my soul to keep.
Once I believed, but I do not believe anymore.
He never heals the sick or feeds the poor.

His ‘holy’ men just take the tithes from fools,
who by rights should get a refund from their schools,
for believing in a fairytale of such bull,
and pretending that an empty cup is full.

If I once believed in God, that ship has sailed,
nor can I pray to a man they say was nailed.
For if they did exist, why have they ignored the cries
of all the ‘holy men’ who spout tall tales and lies?

Their brainwashed flock, they will believe,
those who get paid to lie, con and deceive.
And who promise that the sick will all be healed
and that Blacks will not be jailed or shot and killed.

Next Sunday, look at the picture on the wall.
Kneel before it and in a deep, southern drawl,
say, “Jesus, a minute of your time!”
“Why is Black skin at the scene of every crime?”
“What wrong did we ever do to you,
“that would make you hate us for it too?”
 “I listen to your word, oh Lord on high!”
 “So once again, I have to ask you why?”
 “If you exist, and there really is no sign,
at how much evil, will you finally draw the line?”

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

Hold Up! Wait A Damn Minute! Why So Many Weapons, Feds?

warzone in AmeriKKKa

 

Take a look at this, AmeriKKKan citizens!

Report: FDA, Smithsonian, other fed groups gathering war arsenals

 

A new report by American Transparency, a nonpartisan watchdog that compiles data on public expenditures, indicates the militarization of ordinary American life goes well beyond law enforcement and regular citizens.

67 federal agencies during the fiscal years 2006 to 2014 amassed stockpiles of guns, ammunition and military-style equipment to the tune of $1.48 billion.

The Department of Veterans Affairs, which spent $11.7 million on military equipment.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Small Business Administration (SBA), Smithsonian Institution, Social Security Administration, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, United States Mint, Department of Education, Bureau of Engraving and Printing, National Institute of Standards and Technology, and many other agencies purchased guns, ammo, and military-style equipment.”

Overall, American Transparency estimates there are more than 200,000 non-military federal officers and security personnel not attached to the Pentagon, which is a force larger than the Marine Corps, with its 180,000 personnel.

“The recent growth of the federal arsenal begs the questions: Just who are the feds planning to battle?” the author of the report, Adam Andrzejewski, wrote for Forbes.

Yeah, it begs the question, “Just who are the feds planning to battle?”

Uh, if I had to guess, I would guess, US! We the PEOPLE of these fucked up states of AmeriKKKa!

False flag attack after false flag attack has been staged and/or engineered for the benefit of continuing to bring to light the need for AmeriKKKans to be disarmed while the feds continue to amass an arsenal that will be used on the disarmed Amerikkkans.

At first, I was wailing and moaning over all the recent shootings in the news and over the not so recent shootings, but I am done with all that shit after having read this report. The feds are, as usual, up to no good and are attempting to disarm Amerikkkans by constantly pointing out how violent and gun happy we are while the government had no problem arming the nations KKKops with military equipment from overseas warzones. And now, to find out that the Food and Drug Administration, the Small Business Administration, the Smithsonian Institution, the Social Security Administration, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, United States Mint, Department of Education, Bureau of Engraving and Printing, National Institute of Standards and Technology and many other agencies are racking up “$313,958 on paintball equipment, along with $14.7 million on Tasers, $1.6 million on unmanned aircraft, $8.2 million on buckshot, $7.44 million on projectiles, and $4 million on grenades/launchers,” is extremely telling of how hypocritical the shits in congress are when pretending to stage sit-ins over assault weapons bans while knowing all the while that every federal agency from the Institute for the Relief of Beehive Control to the Buffalo Institute on Bison Safety has amassed a shitload of goddamn paintball equipment, Tasers, unmanned aircraft, buckshot, projectiles and grenades/launchers for the express purpose of controlling and killing our ass when the shit hits the fan in a big ass way!

No more will I shout up and down and rail against the need for assault weapons. I will not call for a ban on assault weapons when the Food and Drug Administration has the ability to not only kill my ass through big pharma and corporate AmeriKKKa by way of food recalls, but at the same time, they are planning to send a grenade up my ass just in case big pharma and my goddamn bad food don’t cut my ass down! We are about to get fucked up!! And if that is not crystal clear to you, I don’t know what it will take to make it so!

For one thing, why is The Department of Veterans Affairs spending so much on paintball equipment, Tasers, unmanned aircraft, buckshot, projectiles and grenades/launchers to the tune of $11.7 million when veterans are being denied necessary and what could have been lifesaving medical procedures if the wait time had not been so long? The Veterans Administration could have put that $11.7 million to good goddamn use in taking care of those who are supposedly held in such high esteem by the president, congress and the AmeriKKKan people since they are always going on and on about how they ‘thank those who have put their lives on the line’ for this shithole! So, now we know where millions of dollars went that did not go to help veterans who have died thanks in part to receiving no medical care from the VA. It is more important to amass an arsenal to be used against those veterans since the feds have deemed every AmeriKKKan citizen to be a threat to this shithole, even against those who have ‘defended’ it.

So, veterans, still glad you gave up your arms and legs and your mind for a shithole that continues to value weapons over your worthless life?

Why does the Bureau of Engraving and Printing need paintball equipment, Tasers, unmanned aircraft, buckshot, projectiles and grenades/launchers? Does printing money out of thin air need paintball equipment? I don’t fucking think so! Can a Taser print money out of thin air? Fuck no! Can they use unmanned aircraft to print money? Again, hell no! How about buckshot? Buckshot? What the fuck do those fuckers need with buckshot? To fill your ass with when even the smoke and mirrors of printing fake ass money no longer is able to hold off the masses of starving, homeless people, that’s why and then grenades/launchers will be used to make sure that there are no people to complain and whine about the fact that this shithole finally sank and that there are no lifeboats or jackets.

What is the Social Security Administration preparing for? It is preparing for gramma’s justified rage when her Social Security check is not deposited into her bank account, that’s what it is preparing for! As has been noted in every other industrialized nation, seniors are in the majority and the money is just not there to sustain the demand since world leaders have stolen, pillaged and plundered the money of their citizens. There is no money for the continuation of pension payments. Just ask the pensioners in Detroit, MI, Stockton, CA and in many other AmeriKKKan cities. And overseas, remember the austerity in Greece is so bad that many pensioners are committing suicide and the citizens of France are even now, protesting in a big ass way. And in Venezuela, food shortages are causing some to hunt dogs, cats and pigeons for food. Shut up AmeriKKKans because Fido is now fair game when ‘humans’ are hungry. Hell! Fido will more than likely look good to you in a year or so. You may have even less time than that to get used to the idea of Fido on your dinner plate! You’ll wish Harambe had been shot and placed on your breakfast bar instead!

Why does the United States Mint need paintball equipment, Tasers, unmanned aircraft, buckshot, projectiles and grenades/launchers? What does it do? Yeah, figure it out and then get a clue! And newsfuckingflash, if there is no gold in Fort Knox, where’d it get to?

What the fuck does the Smithsonian Institute need all that shit for? Oh, that’s right! It’s in Washington, D.C. and that is where folks are going to go when they finally realize just how fucked they are! But they got the shit to handle you motherfuckers and in a most lethal way!

So, yeah! Let ’em take your guns, those goddamn hypocrites because once they ‘unarm’ AmeriKKKa’s citizens, it is game over! The writing is all over the wall. Your ass is grass! This ban on weapons bullshit is just that, bullshit! The reality is that an unarmed AmeriKKKa is an easily controlled AmeriKKKa and hell! The KKKops and the City Council gestapo pigs cannot even control the violence that is going down, unchecked in Chicago, daily. Hell! I even read that the Black folks are getting the hell out of Chicago. And you know it’s bad when Black folks are leaving because we are supposed to be used to inner city violence.

Shit is hitting the fan, left and right in major cities all across this shithole and it is only going to get worse and the feds are preparing for the shit to get worse. Where some of you live right now, it’s not happening, but it soon will because like the Black Plague, this shit is contagious and it will leave no one, unaffected.

And so, continue to expect to see more mass shootings because they are necessary to prep this country for the disarming of Amerikkka! The shit is getting too deep to scoop and pretty soon, we’ll all be drowning in shit!

Who are the terrorists? I’ll give you a hint! It’s not ISIS or ISIL or even the Taliban! It’s your own goddamn piece of shit government! ISIS is not amassing billions in paintball equipment, projectiles, unmanned aircraft, buckshot and grenades/launchers to fuck your ass up, the U.S. government is and who is the U.S. government? Why, they are you and me. So that means that those in the U.S. who are working for the feds know exactly what’s up and they aim to launch a missile up your ass when told to do so and make no mistake, they will. And your guns will be no match for unmanned aircraft, projectiles and grenades/launchers. Because you see, we are too busy hating and killing one another over skin tone while the feds are an equal opportunity killer. While we are fighting over the gay rights issue which is a non issue, the feds are preparing to fuck us all up. We are being pointed in a certain direction to get the different groups fighting against each other while the feds are busily making their preparations for what they have put into play. Continue to ignore what is right in front of you and it won’t matter if you’re Black, white, gay or straight, Christian or Muslim; a grenade launcher won’t care about that and neither will any other projectile type missile. You’d better fucking get a clue and I wouldn’t waste any time over getting a clue! This shit ain’t fucking playing with US!

Hillary Clinton’s Theme Song!

Hillary battles the devil theme song

The devil called to Hillary and said, “Come home my dear to me!”
Ole Hillary answered back, “I didn’t sell my soul to thee!”

 

That devil, he was fired up for no one should call his bluff.
Hillary had sold her soul to him and he knew she liked it rough.

He threw ole Hillary across his back and took her down to hell.
But he was no match for Hillary, she put him under her spell.

She called Lockheed and she called Boeing, her personal munitions teams.
And now if you listen real close, you can hear the devil’s screams.

She launched her drones and fired her missiles and attacked hell’s vaulted gates.
And now the Christians can’t burn in hell, Hillary destroyed its fiery lakes.

“Where to now?,” Hillary asks of her rich and rowdy friends.
And don’t hold back, I’ll shit myself, that’s why I wear depends.”

“We’ve bombed hell and destroyed Iraq and Libya is up in flames.”
“We’ve killed Gaddafi, hanged Hussein, so let’s add more to those names!”

“We’re running out of land to grab and leaders to kill for sport!”
“Let’s turn on our own and show them whose boss, a mission we won’t abort!”

“I’ll soon be the man in a DC house, I’m a madman, doncha know?”
“America, bend your ass over, you’re now my goddamn ho!”

Hillary requested that her theme song be written by,

Shelby I. Courtland (and I was quite happy to do it! P.S. You’re welcome Hillary!!!)
©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

So, since I am privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, I know what that warmonger has in store for AmeriKKKa and even without being privy to the inner sanctum of Hillary Clinton, you should know as well! And for those of you who are thinking of turning to Hillary Clinton when Bernie Sanders concedes to her, I would rebel and refuse to get behind this warmonger. If you must vote, write-in a third party candidate or at the very least you could write your own name in. Better that than that warmonger. I do understand that the only other alternative seems to be Frump, but hey! We are still here even AFTER Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II and Obama, so hey! We will deal with it! Did we like it and will we like it? Hell no! But we should have done something about this long before it reached this point and so who do we have to blame for it? Something to ponder.

When I Was A Stripper!

silhouette of a stripper

I am a wanton sort of hussy.
And I’m not particularly fussy.
There ain’t a man I wouldn’t date.
I’ve slept with a man from every state.

The Christians say I’m bad!
They say my life is kind of sad.
But what the hell do they know?
All their prayers are just for show.

I’m not the one who’s the hypocrite.
I don’t fake it, not one bit.
I love sex and that’s a fact
And when I cum, it’s not an act.

Do not judge me for the life I lead.
I much prefer porn over a bible to read.
Your shocked face is ludicrous.
You say I am shameless and unscrupulous.

I am that and so much more
But I could never be a bore.
It ain’t in me to be prim and proper.
I aim to shock and I’m a showstopper.

I’m no granny with a toothless smile.
Watch me dance; I’ll make it worth your while.
I make the most of my seductive beauty.
While I still can, I’m gonna shake my booty.

All the men love to see me nude.
In the club, they can be so crude.
But I’m making money and I can’t complain.
Some nights I bathe in pink champagne.

I am naked and uninhibited.
And my dancing is quite undisciplined.
There ain’t a dance that I won’t do.
If the money’s right then I’m with you!

If a lap dance is what you want,
show me your wallet and I’ll show you my cunt.
Go ahead and brand me as a Jezebel.
But I’ll still be dancing when I’m in hell!

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2016 Shelby I. Courtland

I know! I know! This is a far cry from my usual. But for some strange reason, my sensual, provocative and coquettish side came out in this one. Is this about me or what? LOL! I’ll leave it for you to be the ‘judge’! *wink*

Because Your Ass Is White!

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Standing on the corner,
I’ve got these drugs for sale.
I turn a teacher into a ho
and I send her straight to hell.

Don’t put the blame on me.
I’m just a businessman.
I’m trying to make a living
the only way I can.

You don’t hate the motherfuckers
that sell you alcohol.
It’s all the same thing
but I’m the one who takes the fall.

My time on this here corner
maybe short, but it ain’t sweet.
I got the cops all on my ass
 until I’m just a piece of meat.

I must represent my gang
so don’t cross onto my turf.
Respect the line that’s drawn.
I’m just another serf.

The white man says to me,
“nigga, keep your nose clean!”
as he steals my crack and money
and kicks me in my spleen.

I ain’t got a fancy office
like the thugs on Wall Street.
But I got to live somehow.
Everybody needs to eat.

So, I shot a motherfucker.
And a child got in the way.
I didn’t set this shit in motion.
You know who called the play.

I’m on the evening news
I took a bullet to the head.
I’m just a motherfucker
lying in the morgue, dead.

The shit won’t stop with me.
That just ain’t how it works.
They gone keep those drugs coming
because of all the perks.

How you think I got the drugs?
Did you ever wonder why
I can get a gun and drugs
and make your ass so high?

I was low on the totem pole
and I always knew the score.
Get your head from out your ass.
You know why I was poor!

I was born to be a loser;
to end up dead or in the pen.
You know the goddamn truth.
I was never meant to win.

Blame me for the corruption
that comes down from the top.
You know who calls the shots
and who protects a dirty cop.

But it’s convenient to blame me
for the violence in the hood.
And ignore the burning cross
or the Aryan Brotherhood.

You can turn and look away
from what it’s all about
because in your little white bread world,
you’ll get yours without a doubt.

There ain’t no hungry bellies,
nor are there crack hos on the prowl.
You’ve got the sweetest little setup
while the rest of us live foul.

You sit nicely in the pew
on a fine Sunday morning.
You smile and pay your tithes.
You’ve got no reason to be mourning.

Your brother, he ain’t dead
from a drive by in the night.
You don’t live that kind of life
because your ass is white!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

And don’t even bother pardoning my language or my grammatical errors. I keep it real! Deal with it! We have to!

Don’t Even Act Like You Don’t Know!

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It has come to my attention that some white folks are wondering why all of a sudden, they are seeing some shit that they have never seen before. Oh, really! I wonder why is that! Like fucking hell I do! You see, for hundreds of years, whites have been hell bent on making life as unpleasant and downright miserable and ugly for any and everybody that had a permanent tan of some sort. The whites have reduced the Indians, indigenous to America to less than a third of their initial population count that was up in the millions upon millions before the whites landed here and murdered the innocent Indians, confiscated their land and indoctrinated their children into the white’s culture AND then proceeded to inform anybody else that wanted to come here that they must first apply for citizenship when the whites NEVER applied to the Indians for citizenship, they just killed them. Shot them dead and then glorified the killing of these people with the likes of John Wayne and Glen Ford and Gregory Peck riding shotgun with a wagon train attempting to get those innocent ‘settlers’ into hostile Indian territory and oh how disturbing it was to view the wagon trains that were wiped out and see the pale ass scalps of the pale skins lying all about the goddamn ground. Oh, those horrid Indian savages! How could they? Yep! That’s whitey whites take on the history of this here shithole! Just ask fucking sick and twisted ass Hollywood!

Those savage Indians just could not be got along with and so the ‘christian’ whitey whites just had to do what was necessary to tame and subdue the original inhabitants of this land; subject them to torture, maim and kill them. Round the remaining Indians up and put them on reservations where the whites could keep an eye out for any Indians that may look cross-eyed due to their situation being what it was. Never mind, the savageness of the ‘christians’ who just wanted to live in peaceful bliss with those savage ass Indians who refused to share this land with the white peacekeepers. Every fucking body knows that whites have ALWAYS been ALL about the business of PEACE! Just ask those pesky savage Indians! Ask the poor Black slaves that got dragged over to this shithole once the whites figured out that the Indians were not going to build this shithole up for them! Ask the Black people over in Africa and the other Brown people over in other Middle Eastern countries that have had the whites on their asses since day fucking one! Ask them if they’ve ever known the whites to get their big ass boot up off their goddamn necks! Ask ’em how wonderful, benevolent and kind the white ‘christians’ have always been towards them.

And now, some white folks are wondering why they are just now seeing what the Black and Brown population of this here planet has known ever since they saw the first white foot set said foot on their motherfucking land. Some white folks are just SO fucking bewildered now that there are Youtube videos of eyewitness accounts of white motherfuckers fucking up the goddamn day of said Black and Brown bodies all across this godforsaken planet! Ain’t that just a bitch? They are fucking wondering what’s about to happen to their ass! What’s about to happen to your goddamn ignorant, clueless ass is what has been happening to every Black and Brown body that the whites have been fucking up for hundreds of goddamn years! That is what is fucking happening! And about goddamn time, I say! So read the damn writing on the wall and don’t even bother to prep for that shit ’cause you ain’t gonna have time for that shit! No indeed, you are not! Your turn has come! We’ve been dealing with this shit for, AGAIN, hundreds of goddamn years and you white motherfuckers that’s just waking up are all a’gog over what you are just now privileged to witness! How lucky you goddamn Rip Van Wrinkles have been!

Sit up and recognize that your nap is being disturbed and how! Now fucking suck on that because you don’t like having your bullshit nap disturbed over some Black bodies that’s getting torn to bits every goddamn day but if you continue to see military vehicles arrive in a suburb near you, why “what’s the goddamn problem, officer?! This here ain’t the fucking hood! We is white bread christian America, doncha know!!!” I hope their fucking boot that’s been planted squarely on our necks for centuries gets shoved up your white asses so goddamn far that the toe comes outta your fucking mouth! Now, how’s that for a fucking ‘christian’ attitude! Yeah! I know! I ain’t even close to being as rotten, vile, nasty, barbaric and shitty as the peace loving ‘christians’ are but I promise to continue to work on it and that’s for goddamn certain! And AGAIN! Suck on that!

On The Wicked Ways Of Man

Jesus

I came back as a homeless man

And you locked me in a cage

The guards beat me ferociously

My Father was consumed with rage.

 

When next He sent me back to you

I walked across desert sand

A drone was sent to kill me

And I was back in my Father’s hand.

 

I was sent once more to shed some light

On the wicked ways of man

You once again, paid me no heed

since I had the deepest tan.

 

No more will I come for you

Your sins have damned you all

And when you die, you’ll not come here

In hell on your knees, you’ll crawl.

Written by,

Shelby I. Courtland

©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

 This one is for the Christians because you guys have just finished patting yourselves on your goddamn back  and screaming and yelling about how “He is risen!” etc., etc., and then got on with the business of hating on your foreign neighbors, got on with the business of playing fake ass do-gooders when you’re really taking all of the tithes that you bilk from the blind sheep and using it to purchase your fancy vehicles and take your grand vacations. I’ve watched as you beseeched the public for funds to feed the homeless, only to turn around and fill your pantries and freezers with the choicest meats and delicacies and gave to the poor and hungry, outdated shit and you smiled all day long over what your hypocritical ass was doing. Oh, you’ll get yours, indeed you will.

And if you are sitting somewhere expecting an announcement that Jesus has come back, are you serious? There will be no trumpet announcements and “Gather ye!” messages. Your biblical Jesus was poor and humble and walked the earth in a robe and if you truly believe that He will arrive driving a Cadillac Escalade with an Armani suit on, are you for real? You faithless shits wouldn’t know Jesus if he walked right through you. You wouldn’t even feel Him because you are dead inside. The only thing you care for is material shit and to see people who you think are your enemies, dead. You chase after ever more elusive highs because your sad and pathetic little world is really not doing it for you, is it? No, it’s not and that is why you have to deaden the awareness because you are not really living, you are just pretending because that is expected of you and you need stronger drugs and more alcohol to get you through the day because no one can know that you are not really as happy as you claim to be. But you won’t do what you need to do. You refuse to stop worshipping money and you just can’t stop being greedy, cold, callous, thoughtless and selfish. You pretend that you are not any of those things when in fact, you are all of them and so much more of the like.

If your Jesus did come back, what would He think of you? Yeah, I know and what’s more, so do you!

 

No One Dare Accost The Righteous!

religious drones

The pastor is at the pulpit
spouting out his lies,
while another child in Iraq,
from a drone strike, dies.

The priest blessed the altar,
while we dutifully bowed our heads.
And the drones rained down,
as American barbarity spreads.

The Reverend held the bible,
and he said, “Thou shall not kill!”
But the drone operator,
paid no heed to God’s own will.

A Rabbi reads the Torah,
but he never mentions drones.
He speaks about old Moses,
but not about what God condones.

Our Bishop looks so fine,
decked out in full regalia.
His lips don’t move at all,
about the drones that struck Algeria.

The Pope had much to say,
on how we should help the poor.
But never did he mention,
America’s thirst for war.

We pretend that we are good,
compassionate, loving and kind.
And our pious souls are pure,
but to the drone struck, we are blind.

The hypocrites gather faithfully,
and they pledge to love all men.
What you fail to understand,
is that ‘all men’ just means their kin.

No one dare accost the righteous.
There are no ghosts to haunt our nights.
Our days are spent in oblivion.
To the world, we are its knights.

Do you hear the keening wails
from those who mourn their dead?
And as they look towards the west,
you sleep soundly in your bed.

For what are they to you?
An enemy? Surely not.
You say your soul is pure,
but hell has saved your spot!

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Those of you who think of yourselves as Christian, you really need to take a deep and introspective look inside your ‘heart’ and come to terms with the fact that you are nothing more than a hypocrite. You sit in your places of worship and you bow your head and half of you are not even listening to the word of your ‘God’ because if you were, you would not sit idly by and let this country that you live in continue to rain drones down on the heads of innocent people in foreign lands. You would not continue to believe that in order to keep your worthless ass safe, it is imperative that your government continue to kill people who have done no wrong.

The reason that I am directing this one to the so-called Christians is because you are the very people who go on and on about ‘love thy neighbor’ and ‘do unto others as you would have them do unto you’ and so much more that is actually quite meaningless to you. You don’t care about anyone except for those who are in your own little cocooned world. But the thing is see? Your religious books speak of a loving ‘God’ that loves ALL people including those that have been touted out as your enemy. Be that as it may, you are supposed to continue to love them despite what others say to the contrary because that is what is in your holy books. So then, that makes you a hypocrite and it also makes you ‘selective’ in who you love because if you can love your own child but ignore the death of another’s child just because he/she lived in a different part of the world, then what does that say for what is in your ‘heart’? Get real about ‘religion’ or quit bullshitting yourself because that is exactly what you are doing every single time you see a picture of a child that was killed by drones that you pay for and yet you just simply look away because after all, he was no ‘kin’ of yours. But according to your religious books, yes he/she WAS!! Think on that! Meditate on it! Consider it and stop lying to yourself that you are about the business of love because not only are you a liar, you’re a two-faced, fake ass, conscienceless liar. You’re not good. Nor are you pious. And don’t even think that a confession is going to save you because the one that you’re confessing to is going the same route as you. They too have their spot in hell saved for them, just as you do. So, again, think on that!

 

So, You Are Charlie Hebdo?

I am not charlie

So, you are Charlie Hebdo?
No, you are just a tool.
You have no idea what’s going on,
and you obligingly play the fool.

Please, hashtag all day long.
It’s expected that you will.
They’re laughing at the ease,
in which you swallowed this whole drill.

They staged yet another event,
just to see how far it goes.
The devil’s in the details.
Another fake ID exposed.

I’m going to kill some folks today.
And I will carry my ID.
If I accidentally drop it,
will they give it back to me?

Oh no, my IDs gone!
It’s not anywhere I look.
The cops are on my tail.
I am such a stupid crook!

I shot the cop right in his head,
and he gave to me a nod.
I knew I hit the pavement,
it’s part of the façade.

Show your love for Charlie Hebdo,
while you forget about Iraq.
And don’t ever think about Syria,
just love the ones they back.

Pakistan can go to hell!
Their people don’t mean shit!
Those in Gaza are hanging on,
and for our love, they are unfit!

Those who pick and choose for us,
who we love and who we hate,
are the elitists with a plan,
and now the world is one failed state.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2015 Shelby I. Courtland

Twitter users have posted the #JeSuisCharlie hashtag, a sign of solidarity with the victims of the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris, more than 5 million times, Twitter France said Friday.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/supernumberjesuischarlie-tweeted-more-than-five-million-times/ar-AA7ZS4W

I am NOT Charlie! I am Syria! I am Iraq! I am Gaza! I am Yemen! I am Pakistan! I am Venezuela! I am Guatemala! I am Yugoslavia! I am Ukraine! I am South Sudan! I am Niger! I am Ethiopia! But I am NOT Charlie!

The cartoons that Charlie Hebdo put out were not only obscene, they were also disgusting, blasphemous, disturbing and for the most part, homosexual in nature. Now, I don’t care where you poke your ‘junk’ but one thing I do know is that any displays of homosexuality in Islam is a sin. You don’t play with people’s religion, especially people who take it as seriously as Muslim people do. They follow rigid beliefs, yes, but it is their religion. Even many Christians dislike homosexuality. And think about how many Christians have bombed abortion clinics and killed doctors that performed abortions. People are serious about religion. I may disagree with their religion, but I would most definitely not post cartoons that depict that which is sacred to them in such a vile, disturbing and disgusting manner, nor would I keep upping the ante and think that there is going to be no backlash when in fact, there had been attempts in the past to make it understood that the depictions of the Prophet Mohammed were unacceptable. They went unheeded. We can call this a tragedy that need not have happened. The world is a scary place and there are many who are just sitting back, waiting to obtain an opportunity such as this to keep hatred boiling, to keep the pot stirred and meanwhile, we are somewhere ‘hashtagging’ our love for filth! I know that Americans are stupid, but what I did not know is that the world had caught the ‘stupid’ bug that has infected America since its inception! More’s the damn pity!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/1-killed-3-injured-shooting-french-satirical-paper-article-1.2068486

Police got an early jump on the suspected gunmen after one of them dropped his national identity card in the getaway car they abandoned in Paris, according to reports. It contained his name, picture and birth date.

For real? Bullshit!

Crude Warriors!

crude warriors

Warriors, once so proud, now kill innocents by remote.
There is no war that ever was a war to end all wars of note.

You’re a hypocrite born and bred and you’re filled with gratitude.
What price will you not pay just to get that precious crude?

I keep the wars away from you as you seek the pearly gates.
And you in turn enrich my coffers; over all, lust dominates.

What was theirs was mine to take with weapons so superior.
Of the people that I kill, they’re irrelevant and inferior.

Judge not the warriors job for he obtains just you what you need.
And ignore the cries of the dying, as you pay their death no heed.

Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland

What we have here is outrageous hypocrisy. We have people who sit up in church every Sunday and yeah, get your fancy, smancy shit ready for tomorrow so that you sit up looking all smug and stupid thinking that you’re all the shit when you’re just really all about shit because how the hell are you getting to church? How are you getting back home? You people literally make me sick with your smug ass posts about what’s needed to stop the wars and the warmongers and the war machine and you act as if it’s not all about YOU! Well, it SO fucking is because every single goddamn time that you pull up to the gas pump and fill the tank, someone in a distant land who just so happens to be sitting atop some oil, dies. You fucking know it but you’re so goddamn hypocritical and ‘christian’ that you distance yourself from the knowledge. Well, here is to in YOUR face with YOUR hypocrisy! Stand in the goddamn mirror and look at that evil, distorted caricature of a supposedly inherently decent ‘human’ and most likely you think of yourself as ‘christian’ too. Well, I’ll tell you what you are, you’re a blood thirsty, filthy, depraved, corrupt shit that likes to think that you’re better than the ones you call out. You like to think that you’re better than the corrupts shits that run this shithole called America. You’re so fucking not! You’re right up there with those worthless shits because everything they do is done because you’ve just got to have CRUDE and that CRUDE does not belong to U.S. And goddamn it, we don’t care who gets destroyed just so long as we get to drive to the fucking mall and to the club and to the grocery store and to any goddamn where we want.

America has been fucking up the Middle East for how long now? Years too numerous to count! And why would that be? Eh? You don’t know? Of course you fucking know! It’s because of you, see! You’ve got to fucking drive, baby drive!!! So, shut the fuck up about some, “why are we always trying to start shit in foreign lands?” Shut the fuck up about how tired you are of what’s done in your name. ‘Cause you ain’t tired. You fucking SO ain’t tired! ‘Cause if you was, you’d of done something about it by now. So drive your goddamn ass to church tomorrow, sit and pray with your hypocritical ass covered in some silk and some more shit and pretend like you’re the greatest thing that ever lived simply because you went and typed some shit about how much you bemoan the loss of life due to some shit that’s done ’cause you can’t fucking stop driving! When you come the fuck up in here, you’re gonna get the goddamn truth. And ain’t no goddamn body asking you to like it ’cause the dead in Yemen and Iraq and Afghanistan and Libya and so forth and so on, they don’t fucking like being dead ’cause you need some goddamn CRUDE, SEE!!!

http://www.dailyfinance.com/2011/02/28/surprising-facts-about-us-and-oil/

Let’s start with America’s oil consumption, which is 18.8 million barrels per day (MBD), according to the EIA. That usage puts the U.S. atop the list of the world’s largest oil consumers by a wide margin. Indeed, U.S. demand is more than that of the next four nations combined: Japan, Russia and rising economic powers China and India: