I was out and about today taking care of business when I was accosted by some damn christian heathens asking me if I want “peace” and to head to the pearly gates. What the fuck!!
Preacher dude was just a smilin’ as I walked down the sidewalk heading to my destination and so I had to pass by them, but I can assure you that I more than wiped that smile off preacher dude’s face.
Preacher dude saw an old lady pushing a walker and thought that I would make for a prime specimen to hear him spout his preachyfying bullshit, but I sure showed his ass, and how.
Dude gonna ask me if I wanted to know how to obtain peace. I’m thinking, should I go easy on this preacher dude or go in hard on preacher dude? Of course, me being me meant that I was going to go in hard on preacher dude. I asked preacher dude what he meant about peace, and he tells me that the only reason the world is in crisis is because we have turned from GEEZUS!
I said, “Dude, where the hell is GEEZUS??!” He says to me, “GEEZUS is our lord and savior, and he is the only way for our souls to be saved and don’t I want my soul to be saved?” I’m like, “saved from what?” Dude is like, “saved from the hellfire!” I’m like, “Dude, in a few short months, it is going to be hot as hell and so what the hell difference does it make being hot here or where you claim I’m going to be hot if I don’t seek GEEZUS?”
By this time, I was quite fed up with the bullshit and told preacher dude exactly that. I told him to take his fake ass preachyfying and go tell it to the Waltons of Walmart, tell it to Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Joe “senile” Biden, ALL the members of congress and then I told him to take his preachyfying ass into a damn library or to one of the many homeless encampments and preachyfy that shit to those people and tell them about how GEEZUS is going to provide them with a home tonight, tell them how GEEZUS is going to put food in their empty bellies because when I come upon a homeless person, they are skinny as hell and are in need of food and I give them what I can. I told preacher dude that he knows very well that the library, that was just three goddamn blocks away was filled to the brim with the homeless and where was GEEZUS at for them?! They need some damn help now! They don’t have no damn peace since they must stay out in the streets morning, noon and night. Preacher dude got a fucking earful and I did not stop there.
I said, “preacher dude, when you meet up with the Walmart Waltons and Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and Warren Buffet and the members of congress and Joe “senile” Biden, make sure to tell them about the story of the ‘camel being able to through the eye of a needle over a rich WHITE man being able to enter god’s kingdom. Yeah, you tell ’em about that shit! And get back to me on how well received your ass was and don’t forget to tell me where to go to collect their billions and trillions since I just know that once they hear that story, they are going to give up ALL their worldly goods and follow YOU to GEEZUS because they want peace!”
I also told preacher dude my name and that I was going to blog about his stupid ass coming up to me on a street where only a few blocks away, were a multitude of homeless people and won’t no DIVINE intervention raining down to assist them out of homelessness, won’t no damn DIVINE intervention feeding them, won’t no DIVINE intervention cuddling them from the cold and on and on it goes.
Don’t fucking play with me christians, because your bullshit, I will not tolerate! You’re doing fuck all about the shit that you walk right on by because it is easier for you to stand on a damn sidewalk and spout useless bullshit than to actually DO something about the shit that people are experiencing. You don’t do shit but get diarrhea of the damn mouth and don’t no damn body need that shit! If your preachyfying asses were about the shit, it would not be so damn many people out here in desperate need and in dire straits.
Those damn preachyfying bitches were more than likely only a block away from their SUVS that they could turn on by remote and get in out of the cold whenever they damn well wanted, whereas the homeless don’t have the option of standing around outside for a few hours and then heading for their warm Cadillac Escalades and some more shit! Those christian bitch heathens make my ass ache with their damn fuckery!
Christian bitches, AGAIN, stay the fuck out of my face and let this preacher dude’s cussing out be a lesson to you. Don’t fucking come at just anybody thinking that they are an easy target to sit up and listen to your pack of vicious lies about peace and entering the pearly gates when people haven’t dropped the fuck dead already and since they have not, they have real issues that dreams about pearly gates won’t solve!! They have crises that don’t go away just because you spout useless bullshit about some damn GEEZUS figure that ain’t walking around here healing no damn body nor providing shelter for the homeless. So, shut the fuck up if your ass ain’t about actually rolling up your expensive sleeves and getting your hands dirty by putting your damn money where your mouth is. You will walk on past a homeless person and not even blink because you know they are not about to sit up and listen to your lies and hand you a damn donation for doing so.
I have written poem after poem after poem about those damn no good ass christians and I am going to try to find one that fits in with this blog.
…About A Needle’s Eye…
Who cares about a needle’s eye?
Eternal wealth is what I crave.
I do not care about the poor.
Let them lie in a pauper’s grave.
As you attend your service to god,
You believe in him, you say.
But if you had my wealth,
to whom would you still pray?
Cease with the pretense,
that religion is all about love.
You know there is no heaven,
and no deity from above.
Whenever sheep awaken,
a shepherd is produced,
To keep the sheep in line.
another coma is thus induced.
An awakened world is dangerous,
so we invented a fairytale,
to keep from you the fact,
that there really is no hell.
Could you be kept in line,
if you were wide awake,
and not afraid of any god,
that religion could ever make?
Written by,
Shelby I. Courtland
©2014 Shelby I. Courtland
Matthew 19:24- Matthew 19:29
And Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24″Again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”25When the disciples heard this, they were very astonished and said, “Then who can be saved?”…
26And looking at them Jesus said to them, “With people this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
27Then Peter said to Him, “Behold, we have left everything and followed You; what then will there be for us?
28And Jesus said to them, “Truly I say to you, that you who have followed Me, in the regeneration when the Son of Man will sit on His glorious throne, you also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.…
“And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or children or farms for My name’s sake, will receive many times as much, and will inherit eternal life.…
Now, ask yourself why the Walmart Waltons are holding tight to their wealth. Ask yourself why politicians who avidly profess to being conservative Christians, continue to sell their ‘soul’ for money and tightly clinch to their chest, the bribes and kickbacks they get from lobbyists. Why are Bill and Melinda Gates deemed such philanthropists but they are NOT so filled with love that they are concerned about ‘getting through the eye of the needle’ that Jesus Christ supposedly talked about?
Why do the rich seem to not concern themselves with a so-called ‘afterlife’? It is because they don’t BELIEVE in some unseen deity beyond the stars. They know better! But you’ve got to be kept in line, praying to god to fill your empty pantry so that you can feed your children while corporate executives swill the finest wines and eat the choicest of meats and delicacies. Why are they not concerned about getting to ‘heaven’, entering the Pearly Gates, meeting up with St. Peter, ‘getting through the eye of a needle’?
It is because this is all a lie! A big, gigantic lie to keep the sheep, docile with the hope that some deity is going to reward them for the hardships that they endure on this planet and not look at those who have hoarded all the wealth and rise up! Religion is a tool to control people and I’ve got to say, it IS working!
Wake up people! No one is going to rescue you or save you, but you! Stop allowing yourself to be controlled. The shit that the ‘poor man’s Pope adorns himself with could feed a small country in Africa, but you don’t see him refusing to wear it. If Jesus supposedly walked around, attired in a robe with a rope for a belt, is the Pope any better than ‘Jesus’? What is your bishop, reverend, pastor, rabbi driving? A horse and buggy or a Cadillac Escalade? Are they walking? Exactly!
Again, christians, stay the fuck out of MY face!